After being choked to death by a copper coin, she became a demon Jin Ji in the other world

So Liu E spent two days and one night in this small room, a period of unforgettable life.

If Liu E's servant had not seen that the two had not come out and came over to check with some concern, Liu E would not know how long she would be tormented by Shen Yuelan.

After Liu E successfully escaped, the first thing she did after stumbling out of the room was to drink water frantically. She had been seriously dehydrated in the past two days.

Shen Yuelan walked out of the room refreshed. If her slightly trembling hands had not betrayed her, Liu E would have thought that it was not Shen Yuelan who had been lingering with her for the past two days.

From then on, Liu E began to dislike Zhao Heng, saying that he was short-sighted, had a short time to serve, and was always causing trouble.

The effect of Shen Yuelan's hard work was remarkable. After a night of spring, Liu E completely forgot about her old age and fading beauty, and began to follow Shen Yuelan wholeheartedly, becoming responsive to her every request again.

During the day, the two of them recited poems, painted, traveled around the mountains and rivers, and had a great time. At night, they were so passionate and could not sleep, and they fought until dawn.

After half a month, their bodies could no longer bear it. After such long-term exertion, Shen Yuelan could no longer lift her hands or shoulders. Therefore, the two had to take a break for some time.

When Shen Yuelan was free, she suddenly thought of this kid Zhao Heng. Back then, he was so smug because he cheated on her that he even sent her an apology for such a trivial matter. This made Shen Yuelan very angry at that time.

Now I have finally got this matter done. At this point, I still don’t know who is cheating on whom.

Speaking of Zhao Heng, two things suddenly came to Shen Yuelan's memory. One thing was naturally the recent incident between the two daughters Yang and Li. She had to discuss this matter with Liu E afterward.

The other incident was when he was collecting the contract money, and he had an encounter with the female secret guard named Xiao Pusa Ge. At that time, he was in a playful mood and made up a lie about Zhao Heng cheating on Yelu Longxu based on the matter of Fu Xi.

I don't know if Brother Xiao Bodhisattva conveyed that passage to her properly? What effect did it have after it was conveyed? I'll ask Liu E about it later. I think it should be very interesting.

However, Brother Xiao Bodhisattva, looking at the well-behaved and sensible Liu E in front of her, Shen Yuelan suddenly discovered that the looks they gave her were surprisingly consistent. Thinking of this, Shen Yuelan immediately had a bad guess in her heart.

Chapter 95: Bullying

That little Khitan girl couldn't like me, Shen Yuelan rubbed her temples, and couldn't help but sigh that her charm that had nowhere to go was really harmful and was causing trouble for little girls everywhere.

[Alas, Xiao'e, you are such a goblin. I have been so busy indulging in your gentleness these past two days that I have forgotten about Yang Huian and Li Chenxin. How do you think about their affairs?]

[Really?! What nonsense is Lan talking about? He is not so nervous. ]

[Although I did not tell you the whole truth about the matter between Yang and Li, I did tell you some of the key points.]

[The emperor's intention is to forgive Yang's past. If she is willing to return, she will be given the title of a talented person. As for Li, she is too young, so she will be sent to the empress dowager to be educated for a period of time.]

Shen Yuelan was completely confused when she heard this. Zhao Heng had already regarded those two as his prey. But that was also a good thing. This was the normal course of history and it saved Shen Yuelan and others from having to cause trouble.

[That's fine, the two of them are in the temple now, you can send someone to pick them up later.]

[Oh, yes, there is one more thing. Do you know if the Liao emperor sent any strange notes during the period when the late emperor passed away? ]

Liu E was stunned when she heard this. She tilted her head and thought for a while. She kept peeling the orange. After she cleaned the flesh and fed it into Shen Yuelan's mouth, she slowly replied:

[Strange note? No, but the emperor once complained to me, saying that when the Liao emperor sent an envoy to mourn, he asked the envoy to bring him a private letter.]

[Unlike the strict wording used in official documents, Yelu Longxu's private letters contain many radical words, although they are not yet to the extent of abuse.]

[But in the letter he slandered the emperor, saying that the emperor had cheated on him and that he would come back to attack the emperor in two years and drive him to Jiangnan, but I don't know why.]

Shen Yuelan almost couldn't hold back when she heard this. Why? Of course it was Shen Yuelan's doing. Hehe, it seems that Brother Xiao Bodhisattva did a good job. He was able to make Yelu Longxu write a private letter to criticize Zhao Heng, which must have conveyed the message very well.

[As for taking those two little girls back, there is no rush, A-Lan. ]

[If you take them back now, I will have to go back with you to report. I haven't had enough fun with you yet, so let them have some fun for a while.]

As she spoke, Liu E approached Shen Yuelan, threw her onto the bed, and began to enjoy the [delicious food] actively. Liu E cherished every moment of the moment, as she knew that there wouldn't be many more opportunities like this in the future.

Moreover, even if there is a chance in the future, I will never be younger than I am now. Even if A Lan is willing to accept me, I will never allow myself to be so presumptuous and touch my lover like I did this time.

Happy times always pass quickly, at least that's what it seemed like in Liu E's eyes.

The two of them had been lingering in Liu E's mansion for more than a month, but under the urging of more than a dozen imperial decrees from Zhao Heng, they had to end this sweet life. Liu E reluctantly sent Shen Yuelan back to the Taoist temple.

On the way back, she brought the two little girls back to the palace to report. Although they were thought to be very resistant, they behaved surprisingly obediently after Liu E's arrival, and followed Liu E away obediently.

Especially the time traveler, he didn't cause any trouble during the whole process, and he didn't have the aggressive attitude that he showed when we first met.

Shen Yuelan was confused for a moment, until the two little girls got on the bus and Shen Yuelan saw a girl with strange clothes behind them, then Shen Yuelan suddenly realized that it was the helper sent by the Time Management Bureau.

Yang and Li seemed to be completely unaware of the girl's existence, huh? No, the time traveler seemed to be able to communicate with the mysterious girl through certain radio frequency bands.

Uh, could this be the legendary Miss System? Hiss, well, so this is what the so-called task guidance is all about, tsk tsk, this Time Management Bureau is really good at playing tricks.

When the mysterious girl got on the car, she turned around and threw a coquettish glance at Shen Yuelan, which aroused dissatisfaction from Huanyan who was standing next to Shen Yuelan. Shen Yuelan twitched her eyes when she saw this. This is also a little bad guy.

When Shen Yuelan and Liu E parted, they didn't say anything more. They had already said everything that needed to be said over the past month.

Now, with just one look from Shen Yuelan, Liu E knew what she wanted to say, and with just one micro-expression from Liu E, Shen Yuelan knew what she wanted.

So there is no need to say more. What's more, Shen Yuelan has no travel plans in the short term. If they really want to meet, Shen Yuelan has plenty of ways to sneak into the palace.

When the four of them returned to Beijing, Shen Yuelan was surrounded by people in the temple. They asked why she had been gone for so long? What shameful things had she and Liu E done in the past month? What was it like to be the emperor's wife?

At first, everyone's questions were restrained, and Shen Yuelan patiently answered them one by one, but the more these guys asked, the more outrageous their questions became. Especially that bastard Lu Lingjia, who actually asked directly what it was like to be the emperor's wife, which was a very outrageous statement.

If walls had not been deaf, this one sentence would have been enough to cost Liu E her life, so Lu Lingjia was hung on a beam by Shen Yuelan for the entire night as a punishment.

Lu Lingjia knew that she had said the wrong words in the wrong place, so she accepted the punishment obediently. In her opinion, it was just being hung on the beam for one night, which was no big deal and would pass after a good night's sleep.

But the method Shen Yuelan came up with was not that simple. The demon sword ladies who stayed in the temple and did business outside, after hearing that Lu Lingjia would be hung on the beam for one night, came back one after another to stop and visit and appreciate the beauty, yes, beauty.

At that time, Lu Lingjia wore a set of brothel girl's clothes and ran back to the temple in a swagger. As for the clothes of brothel girls, in order to do business well, they would wear as thin as possible or as little as possible.

Therefore, Lu Lingjia was in a vacuum state at this time. Lu Lingjia did not think about this at first. It was not until more and more people gathered around her that she felt something was wrong. She hurriedly retracted her legs, protected her private parts, and began to drive away those nosy sisters.

The crowd did not make things too difficult for Lu Lingjia. After feasting their eyes, they dispersed, leaving Lu Lingjia alone hanging in the air, helpless and furious.

Lu Lingjia was hung up by Shen Yuelan for most of the night. At the beginning, he would swing on the swing from time to time to entertain himself, but he felt a little tired in the later stage and just sat there blowing bubbles listlessly.

Seeing that she was almost dead, Shen Yuelan slowly appeared in front of Lu Lingjia, intending to teach the naughty kid a lesson, but she didn't expect that the little thing would complain first.

Chapter 96: Seen everything!

[Captain, you are so mean. You came up with this way to punish me. They saw me naked!]

[Then why do you blame me? How would I know that you were completely naked down there?]

[How could I know that a certain bastard dared to show off in the street dressed as a prostitute while I was not at home. Is he going to receive customers next? ]

Lu Lingjia's mouth curled up slightly when she heard that. She didn't know yet that her plan had subtly violated the plan they had agreed on, and had been completely exposed.

[Oh my goodness, really, I've already given those old-fashioned people in the teahouse some benefits, why can't they be tamed? ]

After Lu Lingjia's plan was exposed, he instantly turned into a [vertical pupil cat] with cold sweat pouring down his face. He began to frantically admit his mistakes, trying to get away with it by trying to please Shen Yuelan.

But Shen Yuelan was really angry this time, so she didn't intend to let this rebellious little bastard go easily.

[What's wrong? Linjia, you would rather let those slutty clients rub your white and tender little butt than let us sisters who have shed blood together admire it for a moment? ]

【It really makes me sad. 】

After saying that, Shen Yuelan went straight to her hand and pinched Lu Lingjia's plump and round butt hard. This time Shen Yuelan did not hold back and instantly pinched Lu Lingjia so hard that he screamed.

[Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, I was wrong, I was wrong, Captain, I was wrong.]

[I… I have no choice, Captain. You don’t know that all the young men who come to the brothel are talented, young and rich.]

[Hehe, the most important thing is that they are all pretty good-looking, and they all fit my aesthetic standards, so I want to give it a try and see if I can catch a rich husband. ]

It would have been better if Lu Lingjia didn't say anything. As soon as this excuse came out, Shen Yuelan's anger burst out. Why can't you just go find a man there? Why do you have to fish in the sea? All the female prostitutes in history didn't have a good ending.

Even if they redeem themselves and follow a man, a few better ones may be able to get the status of concubines, but most of the brothel girls are treated badly and have to return to their old jobs, falling to the bottom of the brothel industry, which is the kind of people who sell their bodies in people's impression.

Shen Yuelan used the lessons of blood and tears of countless brothel girls in history to tell Lu Lingjia that it is hard to say whether a man who can show off in a place like a brothel has talent or not, and it is also hard to say whether he has money or not.

But her character must be extremely bad, and she is definitely not a man who is willing to settle down and live a good life. If Lu Lingjia really wants to find a man, it is not impossible. At worst, she can go to Liu E and ask her to find a good match for Lu Lingjia.

But Lu Lingjia disagreed, and hesitantly told her that she wanted to be a sea king and didn't want to hang herself on a crooked tree. Shen Yuelan was speechless for a moment. In the Song Dynasty, the quickest way to become a sea king was indeed to go to a brothel.

But having said that, this is not a reason for Lu Lingjia, as a public official, to go into the sex industry at will. Shen Yuelan does not want her team members to become prostitutes in places like brothels for such ridiculous reasons.

Eventually, Shen Yuelan cancelled Lu Lingjia's qualification to go out to run a business, and Xiao Yuhuan was also recalled by Shen Yuelan because she failed to play a supervisory role. Jiahuan Brothel, which had been open for less than two months, was declared closed.

Shen Yuelan, who was irritated by Lu Lingjia, warned Lu Lingjia righteously that if she dared to mention the brothel to her again, she would kick her back to the inner world and let her know why the flowers are so red.

After being warned, Lu Lingjia was quite happy for some reason, although he also admitted his mistake and no longer mentioned opening a brothel or becoming a sea king.

But this girl is like an energetic Teddy bear. If you don't let her do things in the brothel, she will go to the city to make trouble.

When she has nothing to do, she likes to dress up as a man and go out to flirt with girls. You can flirt with girls if you want, but she doesn't have the ability to go through so many girls without getting a single leaf on her.

Flirt with one and you attract another; flirt with a pair and you attract a pair more. Now the outside of the Taoist temple is full of little girls chasing after the scumbag. The demon sword girls didn't dare to go out through the main gate these two days. Shen Yuelan even wanted to strangle this bastard to death.

Shen Yuelan now regrets very much why she agreed to let Lu Lingjia open a brothel. Although Lu Lingjia was a bit naughty at first, he was still obedient.

Now, she has no idea what kind of nonsense those clients instilled in her. Ever since she came back, this little thing has started causing trouble everywhere. Not only is her head full of pornographic garbage, but she also likes to do some crooked things.

Shen Yuelan looked at Lu Lingjia, who was kneeling in the corner, pretending to be a quail but looking unrepentant, and she couldn't help but reflect on whether there was something wrong with the way she treated her subordinates.

After Gan Yuelong's help and analysis, Shen Yuelan realized that the players in her team can now be roughly classified into three types.

One type is old-fashioned people like Meng Anran and Fu Xi. These people have their own ideas and will do some things, but they have a sense of the overall situation, are never vague about major issues, and will never do anything out of line.

The second type is people like Xu Hanyue who are somewhat motivated. As long as they are fair and impartial in rewards and punishments, they will generally obey the orders of their superiors absolutely and will not do anything illegal or disorderly. They are reliable and trustworthy.

The third type is like Lu Lingjia, who has little experience and is easily influenced by the environment. He also wants to learn from others to do things, and then fails miserably and needs Shen Yuelan to clean up their mess.

Although most of the people in Yaodaoji's squadron are the first two, there are also some troublemakers like Lu Lingjia. Because of her, Shen Yuelan has lost a few strands of hair recently.

She now deeply realized that personnel management is a profound subject and she still has a lot to learn in this area. Now, just Lu Lingjia alone has made her overwhelmed and at a loss. What will happen if the business becomes bigger in the future?

Lu Lingjia, who was facing the wall, would secretly look in the direction of Shen Yuelan from time to time, watching Shen Yuelan who was thinking hard about her own affairs.

Lu Lingjia secretly revealed a look of joy. After all, she was a veteran who had experienced the war. How could she not know that what she was doing now was inappropriate.

But when he thought of the romantic scene between Shen Yuelan and that little devil Liu E, Lu Lingjia felt so angry that his teeth itched. How could Liu E, an old woman in her middle age, be favored by the captain?

It's just because she is the target of this mission.

I was careless before and failed to keep an eye on the captain, causing him to fall into Liu E's Pansi Cave.

Liu E, this old vixen, was allowed to eat meat for more than a month. What a joke! She hasn't even smelled the flavor yet.

Therefore, after Shen Yuelan came back, Lu Lingjia started to make trouble like crazy, whether it was saying the wrong thing or wanting to go into the adult industry, all just to attract Shen Yuelan's attention.

The purpose is to draw Shen Yuelan's attention to herself so that Shen Yuelan has no time to care about Liu E's affairs. Although there is a risk of failure, at present, Lu Lingjia's plan is still very successful.

Chapter 97: Isn't the atmosphere there?

Shen Yuelan pondered for a long time and finally decided to send Lu Lingjia to the palace to perform a mission for a period of time. On the one hand, it was to help her avoid the peach blossom debts outside, and on the other hand, the operator sent by the Time Management Bureau recently asked them for assistance.

[Um, Linjia, don't you like teasing little girls? Don't you want to know what it's like to be the emperor's woman? Now the opportunity has come. The Time Management Bureau has asked us for assistance and asked us to send our team members to help.]

[And I have decided to send you to complete this great mission. Don't rush to refute me. Wait until I have finished explaining the reasons. If you have any objections, it will not be too late to refute me.]

[Just think about it, what kind of place is the imperial palace? It's full of pretty palace maids who are about 16 or 17 years old. They don't have any background and you can just flirt with them and run away.]

[They are not like those young ladies outside the hospital. Each of them has a strong background. Any of them can search you by human flesh. If you are not careful, you will be doomed and be taken advantage of.]

Lu Lingjia's originally unconvinced face couldn't help but tremble when Shen Yuelan mentioned those resentful women outside. She wiped her nose and glanced at Shen Yuelan with some resentment.

[If you have the chance, you can also tease the emperor's concubines and concubines. As long as you are fast enough, no one will be able to find out about your affair.]

[If you are tired of playing with women, there are eunuchs in the palace for you to change your taste. Haha... ha... er... forget it, the taste is a bit too strong. ]

[Anyway, what do you think? Are you excited? ]

Are you moved? I am not moved at all. Lu Lingjia complained in his heart about Shen Yuelan's trash talk. It's okay to mention the palace maids and concubines, but he even mentioned the eunuchs. Where is your EQ?

Despite all his complaints, Lu Lingjia still agreed to the task assigned by Shen Yuelan. Not to mention that this was a normal work assignment, Lu Lingjia also secretly planned to use that time traveler to trip up Liu E.

Anyway, in the original history, the discord between Li Chenfei and Zhangxian Mingsu was well-known, and in the end, a drama of "The Cat Substituted for the Prince" occurred. As long as you don't make it too big of a deal and occasionally trick Liu E, it's not out of line.

The reason why Shen Yuelan said these nonsensical words to Lu Lingjia was that she was somewhat pretending to be crazy. When Lu Lingjia left, the resentful look in his eyes was something she had seen in too many people.

Shen Yuelan is not an emotional idiot. She knows what Lu Lingjia means, but the results of each of Shen Yuelan's previous relationships were not very good, and now there is also the existence of Liu E.

Therefore, Shen Yuelan is not very willing to accept Lu Lingjia's feelings for the time being, nor does she want to break the window paper between the two.

After all, once this relationship is exposed, it means that Shen Yuelan will most likely be trapped in the three-person Shura field between Liu E and Lu Lingjia, and will be unable to extricate herself.

God have mercy on her, nothing has happened yet, but Lu Lingjia has already started to make things difficult for Liu E. If he really wants to create a Shura field, will Shen Yuelan still be able to live a peaceful life?

It would be better to let the two of them go to the palace to play, and play a real-life game of palace fighting agents to kill their time and energy. Anyway, palace fighting is in line with the historical trend. In the end, it is Zhao Heng who will have a headache, not himself.

After sending away Lu Lingjia, who was about to stir up trouble in the palace and show off his prowess, Shen Yuelan's ears were finally much quieter. Gan Yuelong, who had been watching the interaction between the two, came over in a mean manner when she saw that there was no one around.

[Yue Lan, you really didn't understand what that little girl meant? ]

Shen Yuelan curled her lips when she heard this, saying that how could she not see it, but seeing it doesn't mean she has to accept it. She has had too many emotional dramas recently and needs to slow down.

Otherwise, it is easy to ruin yourself, just like the group of "bad peach blossoms" that Lu Lingjia attracted. A few days ago, Lu Lingjia saw that there was no one outside the wall, so he wanted to go out to buy something.

As a result, he was caught by the lady of the escort agency who had been lying in ambush outside for three days and three nights, and was beaten up. Because Lu Lingjia was in the wrong, he did not dare to fight back. Later, more and more people gathered and almost stripped Lu Lingjia's underwear.