New Century Little Fairy Illustrations

Don't you have any self-awareness?

No, even if you don't have a mirror at home, you can just take a piss and look at it, right? How can you say you are beautiful when you barely look like a human?

Is the word beautiful used to describe you?

The tonnage is about the same, right?

That arm made Bai Hua wonder if it was a leg growing on the arm. It was so rough and unbelievable.

"Little brother, do you want to come into my house and sit down~"

The gruff voice that uttered such a sweet note, coupled with her affected posture and a delicate look, it was impossible not to be tempted!

"You fat pig, can you take a piss and look in the mirror? Don't you have any idea of what you look like? Do you really want me to scold you?"

Bai Hua vented the anger that he had been accumulating for a long time on this Tiger.

It's not your fault if you are ugly, and it's not your fault if you look scary. After all, it's given to you by your parents and there is no way to change it.

However, after you come out to scare people, you still say that you are good-looking and you still want to correct everyone's aesthetic taste. What about the Tang Dynasty when fat was considered beautiful? What do you know?

That is abundance, not a horizontally developed block!

"I put the things here for you. Take them if you want. But don't threaten me with complaints. I won't take them!"

Fear and panic suddenly appeared on Hu Shi's face. He didn't know where he learned this affectation from, but he covered his lips, turned around and ran away sadly.

It didn't matter that he ran, the rumbling sound almost made Bai Hua lose his balance...

Needless to say, after returning, Tiger Shi will inevitably go to her sisters who have not yet been released to cry about her experience.

I can’t help but say, “Who in my family understands? I’m speechless today…”

After going downstairs, he got on his electric bike and prepared to set off for the next order. He thought about the journey for a while and then left.

All the way he was trying to resist the urge to vomit. It was so disgusting. Fortunately he didn't eat lunch, otherwise he would have definitely vomited.

Let’s take a look at the next order first…

No. xx, Building 6, Hualong Community?

Hualong Community? Isn’t that a well-known internet celebrity area?

In the circle of delivery boys, the reputation of this community is like the one that eats meat without crying about the bones.

This place is full of all kinds of things that go against the will of heaven, and all kinds of xxn can be found here.

The last time he went there, he was cheated by a prostitute.

Although he didn't want to go, the cost of this trip was still very substantial, so he still chose to go and send it off.

Li Jiayu is a small anchor who shows up every night to broadcast live games.

With her sweet looks and voluptuous figure, plus her entertaining performances, Li Jiayu quickly accumulated a lot of fans on the platform, with nearly two thousand viewers for her live broadcasts every night.

Li Jiayu, whose ID is Shishi, is already a well-known female anchor on the platform. However, she does not receive many gifts from fans. Most of the people who watch her live broadcast are young students who just watch but do not send gifts. She calls them poor freeloaders.

There are a few big brothers who are greedy for her body. The online reward platform takes too much commission. Li Jiayu has already established private relationships with them. She can exchange some cool and bold photos and videos stolen from the Internet for a lot of living expenses from the big brothers. She calls them "dirty men".

As long as they don't meet offline and don't expose sensitive parts of the body, it doesn't count as selling her body. She is not ashamed at all to keep a few rich men around and make some money by squeezing a little out of their fingers.

Most so-called independent women live a refined life living alone, and Li Jiayu is no exception.

At around 1:00 p.m., Li Jiayu sat in front of the computer, nonchalantly controlling the Elementalist Lux to cast skills from behind, but her attention was actually on the barrage of comments, expecting the rockets from the big brother to be shot at her.

When passing by the bushes in the middle lane, a Warwick came out from the grass like a ghost, and pounced on the full-health Lux's face. Li Jiayu was still reading the barrage and didn't react at all, and the screen turned gray in an instant.

"Oh~ This lion dog is so annoying~ He can't even press the flash~"

Not only did he not flash, he also didn't press the Golden Body button, and he didn't use any skills at all, because he wasn't even looking at it, and yet it didn't have any effect.

Her embarrassing behavior did not cause ridicule from the viewers in the live broadcast room. The fans who had been purified by her were all standard Gui Guis, who could only say good things about the host. As for how her operation was?

Who would care about this? Li Jiayu naturally didn't care, but in order to maintain her own image, she still cried twice in a very artificial way.

Hard work will pay off. After crying twice, she got a little reward as she wished. However, this little reward was not enough to satisfy her.

At this moment, she remembered that she seemed to have ordered a takeaway a long time ago, but it had not been delivered yet.

So, Li Jiayu, who had entered the state of a delicate little girl, started making a phone call while live streaming.

"Brother, can you please hurry up? I'm starving!"

"almost……"

The person on the other end of the phone was naturally Bai Hua. He had been on the road for a long time. At noon, there were many vehicles coming and going. For the sake of his own life, he did not choose to speed, but drove slowly.

"Brother, hurry up and deliver it within ten minutes, otherwise I will starve to death!"

"Please wait a moment, there is a traffic jam here."

There was indeed a traffic jam at Baihua's place. How could there not be a traffic jam during rush hour? However, this conversation happened to touch Li Jiayu's emotions.

She was already angry because she didn't get the reward, so she started speaking in a sarcastic tone.

"Traffic jam? Can't you change the route when there's a traffic jam? I'm starving to death. Do you think you're worthy of me? Tell me, I'm an internet celebrity, and I have a lot of fans supporting me!"

"Hey, you're threatening me? Okay, I'll hurry up for you."

With that, Bai Hua hung up the phone. He could already imagine what the other party would say next, so he was too lazy to listen and just sent it over quickly.

He has seen a lot of these little internet celebrities, so he has a lot of experience. If not 90% of these women, 80% of them are green tea fairies who fight every day! And they are extremely fragile!

8. Female anchor in public, welfare behind the scenes

As expected, the turtles in the live broadcast room began to denounce Bai Hua.

"This delivery guy is so rude!"

"That's right, Shishi is so cute, can't you be a little gentler?"

"You can tell at first glance that you're a straight guy and can't find a girlfriend!"

It can only be said that Li Jiayu's dog training skills are quite superb. No one in the live broadcast room spoke for Bai Hua, and everyone supported Li Jiayu.

Seeing the voices of support in the live broadcast room, Li Jiayu smiled slightly and made a cute expression to the camera.

Then she deliberately lifted the two strands of silver-gray hair hanging down in front of her forehead, and fiddled with the twin ponytails behind her pink cat-ear headphones, revealing a deep cleavage at the collar of her white shirt like a dragonfly skimming the water.

The show effect came, the sound of giving gifts sounded in the headset, and Li Jiayu was instantly delighted.

"Thanks to boss Tang Jiashan for the rocket! Wow, thank you boss for being so generous mua~"

She covers her mouth, fakesmiles, blows kisses, and finally makes a sweet heart shape with her hands. This set of skillful and smooth combos lets the big brother feel the proud softness through the screen.

As a female anchor, you have to have some strength. Even if you want to act cute, you have to look good.

There is no need to say much about Li Jiayu's appearance. She has an oval face and big eyes. Her facial features look very natural, and she doesn't look like a Hextech creation. If there is any characteristic, it is that her cleavage is very deep.

Insurance estimates that it should be a D cup size, and the white shirt cannot do its job even if it wants to.

After receiving the gift, Li Jiayu knew that she wouldn't be able to make any money today, so she acted coquettishly in front of the camera and then went off the air.

"Oh, I'm so tired today and so hungry. Shishi will end the live broadcast first. Please stay tuned to Shishi's live broadcast room and see you tomorrow~"

After turning off the computer, the smile on Li Jiayu's face disappeared in an instant, and his expression became gloomy and arrogant.

"What a bunch of poor bastards! They only earned so little today. If they continue like this, they won't even be able to pay the rent. Can't these fat pigs just hand over all the money?"

She took off her headphones to free her red ears, stood up from the pink gaming chair and stretched, took off the tight, slightly transparent shirt she had worn all day, and lay down on the bed wearing only pure white underwear.

Afterwards, Li Jiayu picked up her mobile phone, found a few photos of her legs on the Internet, and sent them to several big brothers in the live broadcast room. Without waiting for the big brothers to reply, she ran to the bathroom and started taking a shower.

This wash took nearly an hour, and the phone on the bed kept ringing...

Li Jiayu was totally unaware and was still leisurely lying in the bathtub applying body oil...

An hour later, Li Jiayin wrapped her naked body in a bath towel, wiping her wet silver-gray hair, and lay on the soft big bed.

After lying down for a while, she seemed to have thought of something important. She picked up her phone and looked at the messages from several big brothers. Seeing that some big brothers had already expressed their opinions, she felt a lot happier.

In order to maintain her image of "insisting on wearing no makeup", she sat in front of the dressing table for another twenty minutes, made a few expressions in front of the mirror, and adjusted her state.

Then she walked to the window, picked up her phone and continued to take a few selfies. She spent a long time editing them with her phone, and then posted them with an attractive caption.

Then I opened a software that starts with the letter t, selected a few photos and posted them.

It turns out that she is not only a female anchor who rubs bians, but also a welfare girl who steals pictures. She makes money from two groups of people and plays two roles. Of course, all the pictures are stolen, and these poor bastards are not worthy of seeing her original photos.

One is a pure and lovely female anchor, and the other is a welfare girl who sells photos and her name starts with the letter T.

Of course it's impossible to do it offline. As she dreams of marrying into a wealthy family, she must keep her most important magic weapon. It's impossible for her to give it to a loser so easily.

After she finished doing all these things, she noticed that there were dozens of missed calls on her phone, and they were all from the same person.

Only then did she remember that she seemed to have ordered a takeaway before.

When she clicked on the message on the food delivery platform, she was furious.

"Miss, your takeaway has arrived~"

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"Miss, if you don't want to answer the phone, do you want me to leave it at the gate?"

"Miss, I left the takeaway at the gate. Please come and pick it up when you are free. Enjoy your meal!"

Enjoy your meal? What the hell! Li Jiayu, who was in a good mood just now, suddenly became furious.

She opened the dialing software and dialed Bai Hua's number with her hands so fast that she almost broke the phone.

"Beep beep..."

While waiting for the call, Li Jiayu had already started to gather her strength. Her little mouth was as sweet as if it was smeared with honey, and she greeted Bai Hua's parents and ancestors.

"Hello... who are you?"

"Are you a pig? Why are you so mean? Didn't I tell you to hurry up? Why did you have to deliver it while I was taking a shower, and then deliver it to the security guard? Did I f*cking let you deliver it? Do you want to try and see if I'll give you a bad review?"

As soon as Bai Hua picked up the phone, he was scolded by Li Jiayu. The tone of her voice seemed to be burning him.

Confused, he could only find a roadside parking spot. After thinking for a long time, he finally remembered the order from an hour ago and immediately started communicating with the person on the phone.

"Hey, little sister, don't worry. Didn't I put a guard at the door for you? I called you more than ten times, but you didn't answer. I still have several orders, so I can only deliver them first..."

"Shut up! Do you fucking understand that the customer is God? I paid you to deliver the food, so why didn't you deliver it to me? Even if I didn't answer the phone, couldn't you just call a few more times? You stupid idiot! Bring my takeaway to me right now, or I'll give you a bad review!"

"That's right, miss. The platform requires that the goods must be delivered to the customer, but it can also be adjusted according to special circumstances..."

Bai Hua tried hard to control his temper, there was no other way, this system obviously could not bring any immediate benefits, before he found a way to make money, he could only continue delivering food.

However, he still underestimated the independent women of today...

"Alpaca, you have to deliver it to me! Are you going to bully a weak woman like me? Do you have any shame? What's wrong with you delivering it to me?"

Well, you have to be the one and act strong, pretend to be weak, and show your strength. If you are so good at pretending, why don't you be a truck driver?

"Is such that……"

"Like that? What's your attitude? Is this how you work in the hospitality industry?"

Li Jiayu didn't listen to Bai Hua's explanation at all and vented her temper unilaterally.

"Miss, let me explain to you, this is how we are..."

"Explain? What to explain? Is this your attitude? I spent money, is it difficult for you to deliver it to me? Or do you think that with this attitude, you can take the money with peace of mind?"

Well, what people want is attitude. Bai Hua felt very annoyed when he heard this word. His incredible sister has said it countless times in the past few years!

Also, a girlfriend I was dating before, when we were about to get married, suddenly asked for a dowry of 50 yuan, and said that it must be given and not not given, because it was an attitude!

"All I want is your attitude, I want a guarantee, I want to see if you consider me as your significant other!"

9. The road to social death of the arrogant female anchor

Why are all women like this?

You all like this attitude, right?

Okay, okay, I’ll give you this attitude today!

Bai Hua really didn't want to lose this job now. There was really no other way. If he hadn't been so spoiled in the beginning and learned a few skills, he wouldn't have to deliver food.

What's more, that unruly younger sister is still at home. Even though I am speechless about her, I still have to support her.