"Why are you so fierce? I didn't see anything, so I can't walk. Isn't this road a sidewalk? Why are you shouting?"
The woman sitting on the ground rubbed her ankle, as if to say, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen down?" She was completely unaware of her own problem.
"You can't even see the traffic light? It's a red light? Can't you see it?"
"Red light... I can't go when it's red... Can't I go when it's red? Can I go? Huh? I'm asking you, can I go?" (Pictures speak louder than words, don't accuse me of making up rumors~)
what?
what?
Bai Hua was a little confused when he heard this, wasn't he? What did you just say?
What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly? Can you go when the light is red? You're asking me?
The words "I can't go because the light is red" caused Bai Hua's cerebellum to atrophy, as if all the knowledge he had gained over the years was wasted.
Does this idiot think that everyone else is an idiot too? Or does she think that because she is a woman she can get away with this idiotic answer?
The purple mood cannot be removed, the happy beans are connected to the brain, the fat oppresses the cerebellum, the speech is made by the sound, you have never been to school, just dig out your purple mood and stuff it into your ears to stir your brain, so that the words that come out can be regarded as using your brain, if it really doesn't work, you can stimulate the happy beans, anyway, they are connected to the brain, so this can be regarded as another way of using your brain.
nmlgcb!
409.cos Nero's blond hair
"Can't I go when the traffic light is red? Huh? Are you talking? I'm telling you, you must take full responsibility today!"
This "fairy" is still trying to defend herself, however, what she may not know is what a terrible person is in front of her, oh yes, and what kind of person is sitting in the car.
"Nmlgcb! Who the hell are you? Are you trying to blackmail me? Do you think you're right not to look at the traffic lights?"
Before Bai Hua made a move, Bai Ling couldn't sit still anymore. She was already very unhappy about her relatives coming. Damn, you can be crazy, but can you not be crazy here? This is a main road, and there are several cars stuck behind!
Besides, if you keep wasting time, my comic convention will be opening soon!
If I can’t buy the first-hand peripherals when I go in, I will fight with you today!
"Get out! Get out! You've grown up and you don't know the difference between a traffic light and a green light? How did your mother teach you? Huh? Or did your mother never teach you? Can you please stop embarrassing yourself here?"
"you you!"
It is obvious that this fairy has not kept up with the times, and is a little at a loss when facing Bai Ling, the "trendsetter" of the new era.
In other words, when facing the same version of T0, that set of tactics is not very useful. After all, your invincible style can only be used against men. When facing a Bai Ling who is also T0, it depends on who is more aggressive.
After all, if magic fails, all we can do is resort to hand-to-hand combat.
In the end, this little fairy who didn't even know the meaning of "go on red light and stop on green light" still ran away like a refugee under the watchful eyes of the pedestrians who gradually appeared.
"What the hell, what a piece of stinky gauze! Why are you acting crazy and stupid? What are you pretending to be?"
Bai Ling got into the car cursing, and then Bai Hua continued driving to the comic convention.
This time, Bai Hua finally had time to have a good time. The two kids at home had been locked in a suitcase before he took them away. They definitely couldn't escape for the time being, so he would just deal with them when he got back in the evening.
I have to say, comic conventions are great, with pretty girls everywhere. If there's anything bad about it, it's that it seems like because it's the second day, there are fewer stalls. Bai Ling has been working recently, so she has her own savings. She once said that she wanted to give the money to Bai Hua, but Bai Hua refused.
Anyway, she is not the little fairy she used to be, so it is understandable that she buys some peripheral products, as long as she doesn't go crazy buying celebrity peripheral products like before.
After shopping for a whole morning, he also bought some anime peripherals that he had watched in high school. As a flower protector, he did his best.
It was almost time for lunch, but Bai Ling said that they met some friends from the same school, all girls, so her brother would have to eat alone at noon. In order to apologize, she would have fun with him in the evening.
Bai Hua said he was fine, and then went to a nearby chain restaurant alone.
It’s not that he didn’t want to find a fast food restaurant, but because all the fast food restaurants were full, he had no choice but to come to this restaurant that looked well decorated.
The decoration is good and the service is okay. As soon as he came in, a waiter came up to talk to him.
"Hello, are you alone?"
"Oh yes."
"It's like this, our restaurant is full now, there is only one seat empty, it's a shared table, do you mind?"
"Oh, I don't mind."
There's nothing that can't be done when sharing a table. He has many big stars among him.
When Bai Hua arrived in front of the seat, he saw an unparalleled beauty. She was an absolutely huge lady who almost filled the entire chair. She had a cool and elegant temperament, long golden hair, and piercing green eyes. She wore a white one-piece high-slit long dress with a red bow on her head.
Her long golden hair, as bright as the summer sun, was tied up high behind her head, with two golden bangs hanging down from both sides, setting off her oval face as white as mutton fat jade, with the deep and delicate facial features typical of Europeans and Americans.
She wore a circle of gold necklaces on her slender, snow-white and elegant neck, which was as round and plump as a watermelon. The size was simply... hard to describe. The deep V-neck dress revealed a large area of snow-white buttocks, and a luxurious ruby pendant shone between the deep valleys, which was extremely noble.
A huge, plump figure as big as a full moon, and two slender legs in see-through flesh-colored stockings flashing out from the high splits on both sides. Although you can't tell how tall she is because she is sitting, she looks to be about 1.8 meters tall.
Her snow-white skin was like the snow on the top of the Alps, and the exquisite golden high heels made her plump and slender body look even taller.
Damn, where did this European cosplay come from? Why does it look like it’s from Russia?
As if he noticed Maozi's gaze, the cosplayer who was cosplaying as King Nero in a formal suit glanced at Bai Hua who was walking over with some contempt and ridicule.
Nnd, I just looked at you, what do you mean by that? Huh?
Bai Hua felt a little uncomfortable with this look. How to describe this look? It was like looking at an ant.
He was not considered a human being at all.
"Hello, do you mind the flat table here?"
The waiter went up to negotiate with the cosplayer, who just nodded. Then Bai Hua sat down and waited. As he was running out of time, Bai Hua only ordered a bowl of fried rice, while the female cosplayer sitting opposite him ordered a table full of meals.
410. Are you calling me Qinqiang poor?
To be honest, this Russian guy dressed in Nero cosplay was quite elegant while eating, and seemed to be still unsatisfied, and ordered the most expensive pork elbow in the restaurant. Bai Hua was amazed at how Russian he was, with his big appetite, and although he was eating a plate of pork elbow that looked rustic, it didn't look rustic at all.
He ate with a pair of chopsticks so elegantly that Bai Hua, who was sitting opposite him, felt a little uncomfortable, because he ate so voraciously that he looked like a starving ghost.
This exquisite cosplay girl has a sexy and solemn makeup on her face. Her slender crescent-shaped eyebrows are decorated with golden eyeshadow, and her thick sexy lips are painted with bright red lipstick, which shows a delicate and tempting luster under the reflection of the light. Her round and gorgeous oval cheeks are without any flaws. Next to her sexy red lips, her jaw is slightly retracted, giving her the angular facial lines of a Maozi.
If there was anything bad about it, it was that he never gave Bai Hua a good look, as if sitting at the same table with him for dinner was alms.
After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Bai Hua actually finished the egg fried rice in no time. The cosplay girl opposite also raised her hand to ask the waiter to pay the bill. After the guy came over, the cosplay girl just looked at Bai Hua. The waiter also understood and said to Bai Hua:
"Hello, the total is 705 yuan."
ha?
Bai Hua is confused?
I just ordered an egg fried rice, 705 for an egg fried rice? Is your egg fried rice made of gold or silver? He looked at the waiter's eyes again, and he understood immediately.
So you think of him as a paid gigolo, right?
Let's not talk about whether I should pay for the table across from me, but why? No? Why is it assumed that men pay? Is this discrimination against men?
"No, man, what do you want from me?"
"Ah? If not you, who else should I look for?"
The waiter was also a little confused. He seemed to be unable to react. After all, in his impression, men always paid.
"I didn't eat a single bite and you asked me to pay? I didn't eat a single bite and why do you ask me to pay? Buddy? Are you looking for her? Why are you looking for me?"
The waiter was stunned. The cosplayer opposite him seemed a little unhappy and a little bit unbelievable. He said in Chinese with a pure Ermao accent:
"What do you mean?"
What do I mean? What the hell do I want to ask you? Do I know you? Do I know you? I'll pay for you? 705, how many ribs can I buy?
At this time, all the girls sitting at the next table looked at Bai Hua with contempt, and a boy who was traveling with him looked at him with disdain, as if saying that Bai Hua had no gentlemanly manners at all.
Bai Hua was so angry that he laughed.
"What do I mean? I don't mean anything? Why should I pay the bill if I didn't eat a single bite?"
I don't even know you? And you want me to pay for you?
"Do you know how many people rushed to pay my bill? Don't you know me?"
Your face is very pretty, but what the hell does that have to do with me? How about I give you some experience and then pay you, I will definitely be happy to do that. Nmd, I just ate a meal opposite you and you want me to pay you?
Is your pussy inlaid with gold or jade?
"Dude, you let her pay for this. I just ordered this fried rice, and you asked me to split the bill. Now you want me to pay for her. Is that reasonable?"
The waiter was a little confused when asked, because it was really reasonable. Why should I pay for the food I didn't eat? And he didn't know that this table was shared. The girl asked him to ask Bai Hua to pay, so how could he say no?
"You can't afford it, right? Do you know how much it costs to have a meal with me? Poor loser! Poor Qinqiang!"
"Hey, hey, hey, you can't say that. It's not that I can't pay, I just don't want to pay you. So, buddy, you, isn't the table at the back empty? Serve her everything she ordered. I'm hungry and I didn't eat enough just now."
Bai Hua didn't understand what Qinqiang "poor" meant, but he thought it was the same as "poor loser", so he didn't care, but he would know.
This Maozi cosplayer seemed very angry. He picked up his phone and started typing away, mumbling something.
"Oh, no, I want to be with you, and I want to be with you. ...
I guess they were all curse words. Seeing that Bai Hua did not pay her at all, she started to get crazy. How should I put it? It was like she was having an epileptic seizure. She yelled at Bai Hua with a ferocious expression:
"You are the most tasteless Chinese man I have ever seen! No, you are not a man, you are just a poor loser! Don't you Chinese men take the initiative to pay your female friends? Oh, I am really disappointed in you, you have no taste, damn Guo Nan!"
mlgbd, after saying the last word, Bai Hua finally understood what this was. Damn, this was just a little fairy from foreign country who came here and quickly became a little fairy here.
After a while, the dishes ordered by Bai Hua came up, and the store manager came over to explain to him, and said that the 50% discount on today's meal was due to their service problem.
411. Wedding Dress Ghost Zhang Mei
What is the ending?
In the end, the little fairy just sat opposite him and kept looking at him, watching him finish half of the food and still didn't show any intention of paying.
So she stood up and cursed Bai Hua in unclear Russian, then said "poor" in Qinqiang, and turned around to pay.
The tapping sound of the high heels was very pleasant, and Bai Hua, who was eating the pork elbow voraciously, was even happier. It was a great thing that made the little fairy break down.
Foreign fairies look even better when they break down.
Although, even his stomach couldn't eat all of them, so he could only pack up the rest and take them away.
Although I wanted to continue playing in the afternoon, the weather was unpredictable. It started snowing, sleeting, and it was very cold. Everyone from the comic exhibition ran away. I had no choice but to go home.
On the way back, Bai Hua actually found someone selling roasted sweet potatoes, so he bought several, filling the small car with the sweet aroma of sweet potatoes.
He originally planned to teach those two bastards a lesson, but he was so sleepy after returning home, especially when he saw the bed, he fell on Li Jiayu's thighs with a flop.
Bai Hua felt that he appeared in a dilapidated little house in a daze. It was dark and scary. With a hint of curiosity, he came to a closed door. With a creaking sound, he pushed open the door, which turned into a dilapidated little house.
The cottage has a classical bunk bed with pillars at the four corners, side rails on both sides and the back of the bed, various decorative elements on the fences, a cover on the top of the bed, lintels and hanging teeth around the cover, square railings on both sides of the bed with exquisite carvings, and an oval moon-shaped door in the middle. Inside the moon, there is a woman wearing a red veil and a red wedding dress. As for why it is a woman, it is very simple, because there is an evil spirit.
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him, Bai Hua sat down on the bed with some skill, raised his hand and pressed the veil of the woman in red. Then he lifted the veil of the woman in red.
Under the veil, an extremely beautiful face was revealed. It looked familiar, emmmm, it seemed like...
That female ghost?
The delicate face tilted, and the bride, dressed in gorgeous attire, revealed a charming smile like a prostitute in a brothel:
"Hehe, Master, how is it? Does it look good?"
ha?
The sudden change made Bai Hua a little surprised, but the bride maintained that seductive smile, and moved forward to push Bai Hua under her. The two big round thunders in front of her mouth, no, the huge thunders were stuck to Bai Hua's mouth, and then squeezed from the mouth to Bai Hua's ribs.
A soft and cool feeling immediately enveloped Bai Hua. Even Bai Hua's chin and lips could feel the soft flesh through the thin red wedding dress. It can be concluded that she had nothing but the somewhat luxurious wedding dress!
My goodness, a ghost bride, and in a glutinous form! Bai Hua's eyes lit up immediately, and his heart was beating fast.
Feeling something abnormal pressing against her honey pot, the bride's smile became even more charming. She leaned on Bai Hua's chest, feeling Bai Hua's pounding heartbeat with her delicate body, rubbing Bai Hua's ears, and gently opened her red lips:
"Master~ Let me introduce myself first. My original name is Zhang Mei. Of course, but you can call me whatever you like~~"
It was night that day and the visibility was poor, but today, being so close, he discovered that the female ghost's face seemed quite good-looking. Well, not beautiful, but how should I put it, alluring. If Bai Hua had not seen it with his own eyes, he would probably never have believed in his life that there could be someone in the world who could be so alluring.
Just one look at it will make people full of energy; just one hearing of it will make people lose their minds.
At this moment, Bai Hua instinctively opened his arms and hugged Zhang Mei, rested his head on Zhang Mei's neck, buried his face in Zhang Mei's hair, greedily breathing in her natural fragrance.
Closing his eyes, feeling the touch on his body and the aroma filling his nose, Bai Hua had only one thought at this moment -
Don’t think about anything, just melt in Zhang Mei’s arms.
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