New Century Little Fairy Illustrations

"No, they are all my loves!"

"I'll give you money, five thousand!"

"..."

"Speak? Why don't you finish what you're saying? Speak faster and you'll get more money~"

"You've already said it, what else can I say?"

The two of them chatted and laughed as they started their work mode. Bai Hua started teaching again after a long absence. After a busy morning, it was time for him to take a break.

Wanyu came to have dinner with him as usual. The two of them had gotten used to eating together recently. They both had big appetites and ate a lot, so it was normal for them to eat together.

"Here, try this, it's delicious."

The place we had dinner today was a Western restaurant. It was very nicely decorated with an elegant style and the prices were very high. Wanyu said that their steak and free bread were very delicious.

However, it still has the bad habit of Western restaurants, the portions are still pitifully small, so in order to be full, Wanyu ordered 10 steaks and four loaves of bread.

The two chose a seat by the window. There was only one table with two people sitting around them, a man and a woman. The bread was free, but the steaks had to be served one by one, so the bread was brought over early and the small round table was almost full of space.

It's a big loaf of bread without any slices.

Neither of them was used to drinking alcohol, so they bought a bucket of happy water outside. However, judging from the look of the lady next to them, she was obviously a little dissatisfied with the appearance of happy water here.

As soon as their steaks were served, they were interrupted by a bad sound.

"Waiter, waiter!"

"Hello, what can I do for you?"

"Look at the guy next door, what's his attitude? He wears this just to eat here? And he orders so much? What's wrong? He has never eaten anything, has he? He has no respect for this place at all! This poor bastard should be kicked out!"

The voice came from a woman who was sitting next to Bai Hua. She was dressed brightly and beautifully, making Wanyu's simple outfit seem a little cheap. Most importantly, she had a socialite-like air, which Wanyu did not have.

But Wanyu is obviously not someone you can easily mess with. She is a genuine wealthy woman and she won't tolerate such trash.

"I'm here to eat. This is just a place to eat. Why is it related to respect? Huh?"

Wanyu took the fork and directly picked up the steak, biting it directly without cutting it. There was no elegance at all, but this was very consistent with her temperament.

"You, you, you..., you poor bastard! This is a high-end western restaurant! Shouldn't you dress up properly? You don't even have the money to dress up? If you don't have money, don't come here and pretend to be rich! And you're eating free bread, why pretend if you don't have money! And that Coke, what kind of rubbish is that? You have to drink red wine here, do you understand red?"

The woman's voice was very loud, very, very loud, as if she wanted everyone in the store to see that there was a poor couple here.

"Drink your uncle, what do you have to say about what I drink? I'm here to eat, I can drink whatever I want, what do you care? What's wrong with free bread? What if I like to eat their bread because it's delicious? Don't make me swear at you!"

Wanyu cursed while biting the steak in her mouth, without paying any attention to etiquette, but she didn't care about it.

But the woman she scolded was broken...

His face turned as black as the pig liver. I would have thought he had food poisoning.

239. Super Poop!

For a normal person, etiquette is for outsiders to see. It is enough for you to have it. Besides, if you still know it, then why do you make loud noises in public?

Why is this?

Is it because only your foreign father’s etiquette is etiquette?

Or is it that only the etiquette you define is etiquette?

I come to eat, I can eat whatever I want, I can drink whatever I want, what does it have to do with you that I am in a western restaurant and drinking Coke? I didn't disturb you, oh, maybe I disturbed you, and your exquisite appearance was ruined, right?

Wanyu's words made this gorgeously dressed "socialite" very angry. I spent money to come here to pretend to be classy and also to make the gay man next to me pay for it willingly. If I don't put on this wall and I can't argue with you, then wouldn't I have come here in vain?

"You! You poor bastard, you wear rags just like the people from that village. Here you have to use a knife and fork to eat steak, do you understand? You have to drink red wine, do you understand red wine?"

The boy sitting opposite her looked like a shy young man with short hair and ordinary but neat clothes. After hearing what the woman said, he somehow lowered his head and looked at his clothes.

"Speak? Can you speak for me? Aren't you going to pursue me? How can you give me a sense of security like this? You loser!"

"But..., I..."

The boy didn't know what to do. He finally mustered up the courage to speak but immediately backed off after seeing Bai Hua's muscles.

Seeing the boy like this, the woman seemed to be a little disappointed in him, and this scene also made Bai Hua look down on this man.

Damn, it's really shameful for a man to live like you. No wonder you are being hung up by such a weak woman.

Wanyu is an absolutely hot-tempered person. To her, coming here is just to have a meal, just like eating fast food. Do you have to dress up formally to go downstairs for a fast food meal? No need, right?

Besides, a Western restaurant is also a restaurant. A restaurant is a place to eat. If you can eat, eat. If you can’t, get out. Why are you pretending to be so pretentious?

But before she could continue speaking, the manager came over. It was obvious that this manager often dealt with such matters. He whispered something to the two men and women, and then the woman moved to another position with her top-quality turtle.

Then the manager turned around and apologized to Wanyu, saying that he hoped they could dress more formally next time they came, which would reduce some trouble. After all, they had no other choice.

Wanyu originally thought that this manager was a good person, but she became angry again when she heard that he had such a bad temper.

I'm here to eat, not to have sex, ok? But then again, what the other person said is not wrong. After all, he can't control other people's mouths. He can't just say that we don't care about formality here, right? Wouldn't that be a slap in the face?

"Md, next time you come, spend some money and get a private room."

Wanyu also felt a little unlucky. After all, she had already cursed and the manager had also apologized. What else could she do?

"It's okay, wait and see me."

Bai Hua actually doesn't like to use special abilities on other people, but for this little fairy, he has no choice but to use them.

"What do you want to do? Don't do anything stupid. If anything happens to you, I can't save you."

She actually didn't take Bai Hua's promise seriously. In her opinion, the behavior of those little fairies who insisted on men helping them was just gauze. If they helped, what would happen next? If they won, they would go to jail, and if they lost, they would go to the hospital?

So Bai Hua doesn't need to take the lead.

"Don't worry, I know Taoism."

Bai Hua continued to eat his meal. How could a good show start all at once? There must be a prelude, right?

The woman who moved to the side was still a little unsatisfied. She kept making smacking sounds while watching Bai Hua and Wan Yu wolfing down their food, as if she knew the rules better than Wan Yu, the real rich woman.

"Look at those two poor bastards. They have never seen the world. They eat as if someone is trying to snatch their food from them."

Baihua and Wanyu are both pure foodies. They can totally accept the idea of dipping bread into steak broth. Isn't it the same as Chinese people dipping steamed buns into vegetable broth? What's there to object to?

Slimming: ba yi si jiu ling san qi jiu ba

Isn't bread just a foreign steamed bun? Aren't steak and braised pork both vegetables? Why are you pretending?

Halfway through the meal, the couple seemed to be full. The woman stood up, straightened her dress, told the man to remember to pay, and then sent me home.

The boy agreed hesitantly, but just when the woman was about to leave, her face suddenly changed, and then she hurriedly covered her stomach, her face becoming very ugly.

"Hurry..., help me to the toilet!"

She spoke almost with gritted teeth, as if something bad would happen if she was a step later. After hearing her shout, the boy hurriedly stood up and helped the woman to the bathroom.

Unexpectedly, she took just two steps and her expression became even uglier, and then...

puff!

puff puff!

Puff puff!

Along with the sound came a column of feces that gushed out from the hem of the woman's skirt...

It was extremely smelly, and after the woman finished defecating, she seemed to have released something incredible. Her eyes rolled back and she let out a gentle groan... She almost fell down...

Thanks to the boy behind her who held her up and prevented her from falling into her own feces..., everyone screamed and ran away in panic, covering their noses.

The woman stamped her feet in anxiety when she saw this. She didn't want her image to collapse like this, but this ridiculous action seemed to trigger a chain reaction.

There was another popping sound...

This time, even the man behind her couldn't stand it anymore, and he vomited everything he had just eaten onto the woman's back. Now the smell was even worse, and even the waiter who came was scared away.

However, this was not the worst. The worst thing was that after losing the boy's support from behind, her legs, which had become soft due to defecation, were of no use at all. She fell into the feces with a thud.

240. What? You want to eat duck now?

"Fuck!"

Wanyu was shocked by this scene. Oh my god, what is this? Shit in public? Ugh...

The steak in my mouth suddenly lost its flavor. Even looking at this woman lying in the pile of feces was a blasphemy to the eyes.

When she ran out of the restaurant and smelled the fresh air, she felt that this time was so wonderful. At this time, Bai Hua also followed her out.

Wanyu is a smart person. She found out that all this was caused by Bai Hua, so she grabbed his collar and questioned him:

"Did you do that to that guy? I was eating, it was so disgusting, could you please give me a heads up next time? I have no appetite at all now, it's all your fault!"

"Hey, I'm sorry. It's my first time. I'm not very skilled. My my..."

Bai Hua, who was grabbed by the collar, said that he was very sorry. After all, the items in this store were refreshed randomly, and he certainly couldn't know the complete effect. For example, the item just now only said to make a person incontinent, but who knew that it would cause fecal incontinence to the point of being like that!

"Really? Are you really a Taoist priest?"

"Emmmm, I've only learned a little bit, but you have to believe in science, it's all science!"

"Just pull it off."

She didn't care about this. If Bai Hua was really a Taoist priest, then there would be something fishy in this world. However, she was quite satisfied with the fate of the gauze woman.

When she returned to the restaurant, the filth had been cleaned up, but she would definitely not sit in that seat to eat again, as that seat was probably already marinated with flavor.

The restaurant manager came out to smooth things over again, saying that all orders were 20% off, and almost everyone paid and left. After all, no one wants to eat a meal that smells like feces...

"Oh, I'm not full, what should I do?"

"I'm not full either."

Wanyu rubbed her stomach, and Baihua also complained that he really wasn't full...

"How about we go get something to eat?"

"Okay, okay, let's go, you lead the way this time!"

As we all know, Bai Hua is a poor guy. He always eats in small restaurants, and he gives priority to noodle shops because as a delivery man who needs physical strength, he needs the durability of noodles. Rice is obviously not as good as noodles in resisting hunger.

"Boss, two bowls of fried noodles."

This is a northern noodle restaurant that sells fried noodles, cold dishes and some braised dishes. The shop is very small and hidden in an alley, so only deliverymen like them can find it.

The noodles in this shop are very affordable, so Bai Hua would come here whenever he had free time at noon, after all, he was a poor guy...

“Are two bowls enough?”

"enough."

Bai Hua took out a tissue to wipe Wanyu's chopsticks and poured her a cup of hot water. The noodles were hand-cut, so it took a little time.

However, the boss's skill in making pulled noodles really surprised Wanyu, a wealthy woman.

"He's amazing. He seems to be no worse than a third-level pastry chef I met before."

Xialaimian is a northern specialty. It is a bowl of noodles, and you can put any toppings you want on it. Neither of us were picky, so we had a variety of tomato and egg, potato and chicken nuggets, minced meat, and stewed vegetables.

"Oh my goodness, is it this big? Looks like I was careless."

In the end, she still couldn't finish the bowl of noodles that was as big as her face, and had to rely on Bai Hua.

"Burp... I'm so full..."

"belch……"

Both of them were burping, and Bai Hua was walking with her hands on her waist. She was really exhausted. Damn it, two big bowls of noodles, she almost died of fullness...

"Beep beep..."

Wanyu's cell phone rang, she took out her cell phone and answered the call. The other end of the phone said something, and then Wanyu burst into an exclamation.

"What? Now? He can't do it now! He just ate too much!"

"What did you say? It only takes one day to go there now? Wait a minute, I'll think about it..."

"Okay, now, but you have to wait a moment. I'll let him digest it."

Bai Hua, who was still walking with the help of the wall, was a little confused when he heard Wan Yu's conversation. He didn't know what happened, but judging from her expression, it was definitely not a good thing...

"What's going on? What did you just say?"