Women are like wine, the older they are, the more mellow they become!
Fortunately, Bai Hua didn’t know what she was thinking, otherwise, Bai Hua would have told him a joke. What was the joke?
This woman is like a fruit. When she is 20 years old, she is a grape. She doesn’t look delicious, but she tastes different.
At the age of 25, you are like an apple. You look red and full of vitality, and taste sweet with a little bit of sourness.
30 years old is like a tomato. Do you mean that tomatoes look sour but taste sweet?
Wrong, wrong, you are already 30 years old, and you still think you are a fruit? (Tomatoes are vegetables). Of course, it is not ruled out that some people like this, but when the power is about to be turned off, can they still expect to marry you?
It’s okay to lie to others, but don’t lie to yourself!
Li Xiaoyun seemed a little tired due to her wandering thoughts and fell asleep in a daze. When she woke up, she was still a little hazy and instinctively wanted to rub her eyes, but she felt as if something was missing in her arm.
When she opened her eyes, she was instantly frightened and her face turned pale!
Her arms... were broken..., even her pair of fleshy breasts were broken..., the broken ends were complete and smooth, as if they had been one piece from the beginning, this...
This……
How is this going?
This!
Li Xiaoyun was about to collapse. What happened yesterday? How could she become like this?
This is how to do ah?
Wuuuuu..., that kind of panic and confusion shattered the calm disguise of this beast in human skin, exposing the weakness and confusion that should belong to a woman.
woo woo woo woo……
The crying continued, but no one could hear it.
After crying for a long time, Li Xiaoyun still didn't know what to do. She was used to being domineering and arrogant in her daily life. Whenever something happened, she would let students or other teachers handle it. She had forgotten how to deal with difficulties.
"If you don't admit it, I'll leave. Oh, by the way, if you feel uncomfortable, you can come to me~"
At this moment, she suddenly recalled what Bai Hua said to her yesterday. Could it be that bastard student?
Is he some strange sorcerer? Or has he cast some kind of curse on me?
As she got older, she began to believe in ghosts and gods unconsciously. As a person who usually curry favor with leaders, she must also be interested in the things that the older leaders like.
No! I don't want to be like this for the rest of my life!
She looked down at her own appearance. Although the fierce part blocked her vision, it did not prevent her from seeing that her condition was as bad as that of the pig...
What’s the difference between this and the pigs digging in the pigsty?
Hmm..., thinking about this, it seems a little wet...
Because the ferocious part blocked her view, she could not see the two overlapping runes on her lower abdomen. One was the rune representing [Depth Contrast], and the other was the [Building Block Structure] rune of the Broken-Winged Angel. Both runes were shining.
……
"Drip drip..."
Bai Hua, who was enjoying Xiao Luoli's leg massage and Yu Jie's feeding, saw the unknown number on the other end of the phone and had no interest in answering it. He hung up directly and continued to enjoy the service.
And Li Xiaoyun on the other end of the phone was very...
Emmm, how should I describe it?
Angry? Sad?
Or are you upset?
In short, Li Xiaoyun, who had now become a pig, had no time to feel sad and used her little tongue to call Bai Hua again.
As expected, she hung up again. She made more than a dozen calls in a row, but all of them were hung up. Before she knew it, more than an hour had passed. Her tongue was completely tingling and she was sweating profusely...
However, it seemed that fate was giving her face, and now she actually wanted to go to the bathroom...
God!
How could he, who was already exhausted, have the strength to go to the toilet on his stomach? And..., it seemed a little...
Plur, plur...
Her tears fell again, for no other reason than she had pooped on the bed...
And because she was lying on her back, she couldn't turn over at all...
Oh my God..., what should I do?
……
"Ahua, don't you ask what's going on with all these calls? Maybe it's from your company~"
"Impossible, they are all workaholics."
Yes, she is not a workaholic, she is just too idle. Today, Wanyu came to a nail salon for the first time.
"Hello, do you want a manicure?"
"Well, please recommend one to me. I don't know what to choose..."
She wore a long skirt today, showing off a pair of big anklets for the first time, and a pair of white high-heeled shoes with a single strap, which made her look very young.
"Okay, then which style do you want? We have several styles here, and I think you are more suitable for the more energetic ones."
"Does it make you look younger?"
"Emm, it's okay. After all, young people are more energetic."
"Okay, let's go with this one."
"Wow, your fingers are so beautiful~"
Although Wanyu has been working out and has made some progress, it’s a good thing she wore a long skirt today, otherwise those big legs would be intimidating, and she’d be afraid of being kicked to death…
"Emmmm, do you have nail polish here?"
"Toenail polish?"
"Well, is there?"
"Yes, yes, take a look at these."
The waiter brought several types of nail polish, all of which were very bright in color.
Wanyu knew that Baihua liked stockings, so she must like feet. She was confident that her feet were fine and could definitely attract Baihua, but it would be even better if she had nice nails.
When the time comes, I can just put on the stockings and pick out the shoes for Bai Hua to see, right?
229. Heimalo, the beautiful little fairy!
So, what is Bai Hua doing now?
Of course it’s a thong… Ah bah bah bah, it’s time to have a good sleep~
What else can he do as a patient? Can he just play games in the void?
Although I can’t play games, I can start a team fight in the void!
For example, at this moment he is reading the remarks of the Fairy Against the Sky on a certain blog.
"The chat channel openly published that men are nobler than women... Shit, now when I think about it, I want to find a beer bottle and hit myself to death. Every day when I go to work, I want to pull the trash can next to me and vomit in it. It's really disgusting.
The most discussed day of this game was when a new skin of a female character was found with a barcode on her arm. I personally think this is a very common setting, and there are a lot of designers with QR codes on their bodies. But the zngs were so angry that they cursed the artist as a motherfucker, the planner as a scumbag, and the modeler as a scumbag.
During those two days, I had to force myself to watch them and watch them talk to prevent them from making reactionary remarks and retracting them in time. They were all filthy and disgusting. I was so harassed for three days that I was in a terrible state for the whole week. What did these straight men get in return for threatening the authorities?
The authorities just ignored it. The straight man just handed it back and got nothing in return.
I was thinking at the time, this game audience is really pitiful. If there is no high-quality secondary creation and creators full of love and passion to spread it spontaneously, then no matter how much money, manpower, and time are invested in marketing, it will be useless. Do you expect men to draw fan art for the game? They will only get it for free and then shout to the character that this is my wife and then take it away without spending a penny!
Female creators are different. They will spend dozens of hours or countless money just to release a beautiful picture or a great article for themselves. They will travel to many places for a joint name. The feelings they put into the characters are visible and tangible. Can you expect men to pick up the painting and wait?
Whether it is a stand-alone game or an online game, the topic determines their future development direction, and high-quality fan creations can obviously attract more people to say "Let me see what it is all about" and then get into it. Can the popularity brought by media hype last for a month? Half a year? But the influence brought by fan creations is far-reaching and lasting.
If a game explicitly says that it does not need female players, then it will lose this huge group of female fans. They will probably never have high-quality fans, theme-only, tea parties, and CP exhibition streets. If they lose the current public opinion cusp of the new release, they will never have the motivation to develop in the future. I wish you success. "
I can only say that Bai Hua has seen too little of this. What on earth is this thing?
Is she really a little fairy?
Bai Hua became more speechless the more he watched. With the sudden appearance of Heimalo, the true forms of these demons and monsters were revealed one by one.
Q: Who are the main players in stand-alone games?
1. The fairy who doesn’t even have a computer
2. Download the fairy from the Steam platform
3. Even if you make a 6 yuan initial deposit, you can discuss more than 300 levels of fairies
4. The nerd who likes playing computer games
5. Second creation of CP and stinky rotten girl
What is the answer to this question?
Oh my, this is really confusing. According to the fairy's 4/20 theory, number 80 must be ruled out. After all, 4% of girls contribute % of the game flow, so the answer is definitely not correct!
Well, although Bai Hua can't play Blackmagic anymore while lying in bed, he is very happy to watch other people's game live broadcasts. I intuitively feel that this game is already the strongest domestic game so far.
It is hard not to suspect that these little fairies are being paid. No, are little fairies worthy of being paid for?
This is a parasite! He talks a lot. He is so poor that he steals takeout and milk tea, but he is unwilling to make changes. Instead, he uses all kinds of heaven-defying boxing to output twisted ideas. He is extremely inferior and cannot change the facts that are in his heart. He can only rely on his two mouths to attack others in order to gain some psychological balance and spiritual victory.
He longed for others to give his pitiful yet ferocious Toxoplasma gondii some gold coins, but he didn't know that he could be blown to pieces by a shovel at any time.
Oh, I forgot, I forgot, this kind of little fairy seems to be the cheapest one, it is something that people only talk about on the Internet. If we talk about powerful little fairies, then they have to be the incredible ones in reality.
The spirit is independent, but the economy is dependent, the body is shared, and the children are random. Chinese learning is the body, Western learning is the application, combining Chinese and Western, can attack when advancing and defend when retreating, version t0 is invincible, give me all the money, if you live well, I will give you a date, if you live badly, I will take the money and run away, the next one will be better.
If I can't take advantage, I will suffer a loss. I will take all the benefits. All obligations and responsibilities are yours. If you dare to resist, you are a scumbag, an ordinary man, a mama's boy, a humble man, a defenseless man, a loser [eating melon]. There is always a hat that suits you. If not, it's okay to be a green hat.
When will these silly little fairies die out?
Beep, beep, beep…
It’s not over, right?
That idiot called me?
"Hey? Are you done yet? Are you sick?"
"Um..., Bai Hua..., no..., Great Immortal, I was wrong, I was wrong, please put away your magical powers!"
"What the hell, are you sick? I'm really upset right now, stop barking like a dog!"
Bai Hua is really angry now. He really doesn't want to talk to his gauze teacher. Let her be sad for a few days and know when she will get the time. By then, won't she be able to use the hot weapon in her hand?
“Wuwuwu… please, I was really wrong… I was really wrong…”
"Get lost, I don't want to bother with you! Don't bother me today!"
After saying that, Bai Hua hung up the phone, and Li Xiaoyun on the other end of the phone was completely desperate...
She was in such a state now, lying on the cold floor, unable to move, and covered in filth. She looked completely different from before... There was no trace of arrogance or arrogance left. She looked no different from the garbage in the sewer.
230. Bai Hua's High School Fantasy
To be honest, when Bai Hua first entered high school, he actually considered that old man Li Xiaoyun as his girlfriend...
At that time, the school term had just started, and all the students in the class were afraid of this beautiful female teacher.
But it seems that the shivering thing is really natural, and he saw the advantage of this girl at a glance. Just after the start of school, Li Xiaoyun walked slowly with her slender but plump legs, wearing matte fine mesh black stockings. A pair of extremely exaggerated huge breasts were tightly wrapped in a conservative professional white bottom shirt, but they still swayed with her steps, showing how shocking the weapon under the shirt was.
Her legs were slightly plump and fleshy, and the tight black stockings were stretched extremely full by her fleshy thighs. The flesh on her thighs seemed to want to break free, and trembled slightly with her steps, which showed the strong maternal instinct and mature charm of this owner.
The legs are round and plump. If they were replaced with thinner, hazy yet translucent suspender lace white or black socks, and gradually wrapped the round arch of the foot and the snow-white calf from the toes, until the big leg was tucked into the edge of the stockings, revealing some baby-fat, smooth and tender flesh, forming a sharp contrast with the icy buttocks, exuding the scent of plump and mature flesh at all times, it would be a wonderful thing!
But..., only one day had passed, and Bai Hua had only one idea, which was to tear off the stinky mouth of this frame!
Whose good man asked students to introduce their parents when they introduced themselves on the first day of school? Almost instantly, as a person from a business family, he understood that this old man was getting to know the students' families.
After the introduction, it was time to arrange the seats, but she did not arrange them by height. Instead, she simply arranged them by family background.
High school is a very important time, but this old man did not take the future of other students seriously at all. He just knew how to curry favor with those students from well-off families all day long, and targeted those students from poor families.
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