Ugh, didn't the awakening system let me be the master?

Xu Liya interrupted us and her eyes fell on the stupid loli next to me.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. By the way, Guiye, can you tell me who this little cutie is? She looks so much like you, but she looks younger than you. Could she be your sister?"

"Humph... I'm not your sister. Tell her every night that I am something to you."

The little Loli snorted, hugged her chest and raised her head, looking very proud... just like a fool.

Facing Xu Liya's gaze, I looked at the little guy beside me, and for a moment I didn't know what to say.

"Um... this is my... dad?"

"Hey! Damn it, what's with that questioning tone of yours?"

"Dad...Dad?"

Xu Liya on the side was looking at the loli next to me with a confused look on her face. Her expression was the same as when I first found out the identity of this stupid loli.

A little girl said she was someone's father or something...

"So I am really Ye Ye's father, huh!" It must be Xu Liya's puzzled expression that caused her dissatisfaction. The little loli beside her turned her head away proudly.

When Xu Liya saw the angry look on the stupid little girl's face, she immediately apologized.

"Oh, this...I see. Sorry, I am rude. I am the daughter of the landlord here."

"Forget it. I'm too lazy to argue with a woman."

Xu Liya looked at the stupid loli's arrogant look and a faint smile appeared on her face.

"Then now I believe that you are Gui Ye's father. The father and son really have the same personality, arrogant and cute."

Huh? I haven't met her since my rebirth, how could she know my personality?

No, that's not the point! The point should be that I look a lot like this stupid little girl? How is that possible!

"Who looks like this stupid loli? The tsundere look makes her look like a fool. I don't think they look like one at all, okay?"

"Who are you calling a stupid loli? If you keep scolding me, I'll pin you down on the bed so you can't get up!"

As she was talking, the little Loli beside me suddenly pounced towards me, accompanied by a faint scent of milk. The huge impact force made me pressed under her.

"Idiot, let me go, you arrogant stupid loli!"

"Still scolding? Accept your punishment! Tsundere stupid loli, take my tickle attack!"

After saying that, the little Loli put her two small hands on my neck and began her ruthless tickling attack, causing me to gasp repeatedly.

“Ha…Haaa~ Da…Da…Dame! Not there…not there! I surrender, don’t…don’t tickle me. Ha…Haaa~ So…so please…please let me go.”

"Surrender is invalid! The more you beg for mercy, the more excited I am~"

Not only did the little Loli not stop because of my begging, but she increased the speed of scratching my neck with her nimble fingers.

“Please…please let me go, it’s going to become…it’s going to become weird, ha…haaaaah~”

"Impossible! Look, I'm going to attack your armpits next!"

The hand on my neck moved away, but soon reappeared at my armpits.

"Da... Da me! You can't do that... there either, please... please let me go, please... please let me go otherwise."

"Ahem! Um…um, I'm still here."

Looking at the two little lolis entangled on the bed, Xu Liya awkwardly shifted her gaze elsewhere, but did not forget to remind us.

The little Loli on me seemed to feel that this was not a good thing, so she finally stopped her manipulation of me and moved her body away from me.

"Sorry, I forgot. Hey~"

"You are just a tsundere and stupid loli. I am telling the truth, why are you tickling me?"

This guy is really a hopeless stupid loli. She does such a thing even when there are other people around.

"How can I be a tsundere and stupid loli? You are obviously the tsundere and stupid loli. Your whole family is tsundere and stupid loli... Damn it, it seems like I am being talked about too. Ah ah. Anyway, I don't care, you are just a tsundere and stupid loli!"

"Hmph!" X2

Xu Liya looked at the two of us and once again showed a helpless smile on her face.

"So cute, those two arrogant and silly lolis, you probably haven't eaten yet, do you want me to prepare dinner for you?"

Damn it, so I’m not a tsundere stupid loli!

"No!" X2

The two little lolis rejected Xu Liya in unison without any arrogance at all... they really weren't arrogant at all!

Again:

When I return home at night, even if I starve to death, die outside, or jump off from here, I will not eat a single thing of yours.

I would starve myself to death on the night of my return home, die suddenly in the wilderness, or fall from Mount Everest, rather than eat food given out of pity!

————Excerpt from "Biography of Triumph and Return at Night"

……

"Hmm~ I'm so hungry. There's nothing to eat, Yeye."

The little Loli looked at me, her watery eyes blinking.

"Hmm...Oh! There's sour beef noodles. I'll also order two cups of glutinous lemon tea."

I ran to the bed and took out the unopened box of Lao Tan Suan Zai instant noodles.

"Shall we have this for dinner tonight?"

The stupid loli didn't say anything, but the way she looked at me was as if I was an alien.

I tilted my head towards her with a puzzled look.

"Ye Ye, do you have any strange habits?"

"how do I say this?"

"You can't be satisfied with the sour beef noodles, so you want to order a bowl of foot-stinking lemon tea, right? Both of these smell like feet, and they will smell twice as bad if you eat them."

"Is it so horrible? It seems there is nothing else to eat."

I looked at the instant noodles in my hand. Since she said so, and I really didn't have the habit of understanding these things, what the little girl said must be true. I could only put it down helplessly.

"Well…"

After hearing my speech, the little girl fell on the bed in frustration, like a salted fish that had lost its dream. But she seemed to have thought of something, and she immediately raised her head.

"How about we go to that person's place to have a meal? She invited us anyway."

"But we just rejected her."

"It's okay, it's okay. In this situation, just act cute and coquettish!"

"So why are you so skilled?"

Judging from this guy's appearance, he is probably an old green tea fan. No wonder my mother asked for a remarriage.

"Hmph, go ahead if you want to. Anyway, I never accept food given out of pity!"

"Goo~"

As soon as I finished speaking, my stomach started singing in protest… Damn it, why did it have to be at this moment!

No matter what, I won’t go even if I’m hungry. If I say I won’t go, then I won’t go!

36. You are a stupid pervert, a fool, a green tea loli! ! ! !

"Boom boom boom!"

When they arrived at Xu Liya's door, the little girl beside her knocked on the door gently.

Then there were hurried footsteps coming from inside, and... an extremely sarcastic remark!

"I can't see anyone through the cat's eye. Was I hallucinating just now?"

Damn, I forgot that our height is now higher than the peephole when standing in front of the door.

"So it's us, idiot!"

I took a few steps back so that Xu Liya could see me.

After confirming that it was the two of us, Xu Liya gently opened the door and looked at me and the stupid loli outside.

"Two little cuties, what do you want from me?"

The stupid loli gently grabbed Xu Liya's sleeve and looked at her with pitiful eyes.

"I...I want to eat for free, but...is that ok?"

"But you clearly rejected me just now, which made me so sad. Now you can come whenever you want, doesn't that make me lose face?"

Although he said that he rejected us, what was going on with the slightly raised corners of his mouth?

This smile is not right. I have a feeling this guy is definitely a lolita complex! Be careful!

"If that's the case, let's go out for dinner."

After saying that, I pulled the white-haired little Loli's arm and wanted to leave.

"Hey, wait. Actually, it will be fine if you just beg me a little!"

"Ignore her and let's go."

It's so funny. I have been a soldier all my life, why would I bow down for a few bowls of rice?

But the little Loli next to me pulled me back, motioned for me to put my ear closer, and communicated with me in a whisper.

"But, such a beautiful lady, I really want to stay and have a free meal, there is such a beautiful lady."

Damn it, why are you still so shy even though you have become a little loli? A shy little loli like you will be deceived by a little sister to shoot strange film and television works.

!

"Then let me tell you, this person is a lolita control."

Judging from the seductive way she just did and that strange smile, Xu Liya must be a repeat offender.

"You're lying. How could such a beautiful older sister be a lolita?"

"I'm telling you, if you accept something like this, you'll be in her bed when you wake up after eating."

"After eating, I can have sex with a young lady? So good?"

After hearing what I said, the little girl not only did not give up, but wanted to eat even more. She turned her little head and begged Xu Liya, "I want to eat, please~ Big sister."

She is definitely a stupid loli! I am now curious about how she managed to fool around abroad without being kidnapped by strange people. She even fell into such an obvious trap!

And she even called me "big sister". She's obviously such an old loli, how shameless!

"Then please come in."

Xu Liya, who was almost pulled off, did not continue playing, but immediately opened the door and motioned for the little Loli to go in.

"Then won't Gui Ye beg me?"

"Humph! Who... who would beg you? I don't want to eat at your house! Anyway, I definitely won't..."

"Goo~"

Just when I was about to refuse angrily, my unruly stomach started singing a song of protest.

The original momentum disappeared instantly. I stood there blankly, looking at Xu Liya awkwardly.

But Xu Liyayi didn't speak immediately, but looked at me with a smile.

Ahhhh! Why does it always happen at this time? Damn it!

"Forget it... Never mind. I'll just stay this time. Humph!"

I stayed because I was worried about that stupid loli. She was so stupid. If I left, she might be eaten by Xu Liya, who was suspected of being a lolita complex. That's why I stayed.

……

After having dinner at Xu Liya's house, although Xu Liya wanted to keep us and that stupid little girl agreed, I still successfully dragged that stupid little girl home despite my firm opposition.

"Wow~ah, why don't you stay!"

The little girl protested while being dragged away by me.