Ugh, didn't the awakening system let me be the master?

"You feel very relaxed now~very relaxed~"

I feel so relaxed now... so relaxed...

"Relax to the point where you can't think about anything and can only hear my voice~"

I couldn't think of anything else. I could only hear Yin Yihong's voice...

"You feel very sleepy now. You've worked so hard for so long. Shouldn't you have a good sleep next?"

So sleepy... time to go to bed...

The wonderful sound, combined with the strange massage technique, made my brain reach a state I had never experienced before, light and floating, as if I was in the clouds.

My consciousness was fading away bit by bit, and my eyelids were becoming heavy. No, this was too comfortable. I might as well take a nap. Nothing strange would happen anyway...

……

"Hmm~ Yeah~~~"

I woke up, got up from my seat and stretched slowly.

I slept so comfortably that my whole body still feels numb. I haven’t had such a comfortable sleep in a long time.

Just as I was about to get up and walk, my feet slipped.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a pool of liquid that had appeared there at some point in time.

Tsk, who is so uncultured as to pour water on my seat.

When I looked outside, it was already quite dark.

It’s already so late, and it looks like I’ve slept for a long time. I have to say that Yin Yihong’s technique of massaging acupoints is very good.

Mop the water off the spot and go back.

I walked to the corner of the office and picked up the mop, and the system prompt sounded at this time.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the plot. The plot tags are: office, hypnosis, and boiling water."

Ahaha, I was wondering why I slept so comfortably, it turns out I made a move on other girls after I fell asleep.

If I remember correctly, Shui Jian means that the protagonist sleepwalks and attacks others after falling asleep!

Eh? Is that so?

Why do I always feel like something has been changed in my brain?

Forget it, I’m too lazy to think about it. I can go home after a good sleep. Life is so precious, why think so much?

32. Stupid Loli Dad!

It feels so comfortable. Even though I have already gotten off work and went home, I still feel so relaxed all over. The sweet pleasure still fills my body and doesn't fade away for a long time.

Is Yin Yihong's massage technique really that powerful? The aftereffect is so strong that my brain still feels light and fluttery.

Is it true that girls' bodies are so amazing? Being massaged feels so good. I never had this feeling before when I was a boy.

It was almost evening, and the faint sunset dyed the sky west of the city red, but the daytime heat had not yet cooled down.

I looked at the surrounding scenery, which seemed so familiar yet a little strange. It was something I could see often, but it seemed much bigger because I had become smaller.

While expressing my feelings, I noticed that it was about to get dark. In my current condition, it would be dangerous if I stayed outside too late, so I should go home quickly.

I quickened my pace, and just when I reached the first floor of my house, I heard bursts of snoring from upstairs. The voice sounded very childish and cute.

Eh? Is there a girl sleeping outside my door? Thinking of this, I quickened my pace and walked upstairs.

The result was just as I expected. A delicate and cute little white-haired girl was sleeping against the door of my house. She was wearing a puffy skirt with white spots. The white stockings on her legs were covered with dust because they were touching the floor. She looked like a beauty from the second dimension.

She just sat against the wall, and her white hair that fell like a waterfall was covered with a lot of dust.

I hurried forward and shook the cute little head of the white-haired little girl, trying to wake her up.

"Little sister, why did you fall asleep in front of my house?"

I tried to lower my voice as much as possible, for fear of scaring the girl in front of me.

At my gentle call, the little girl slowly woke up, rubbed her eyes with her tender little hands, and looked up at me drowsily.

"Hmm~YeYe?"

Ye Ye? Did the little Lolita call me that just now? Although someone else called me that, I think the little Lolita in front of me has recognized the wrong person, and that person might just happen to call her Ye Ye. After all, I don't have any impression of the little Lolita in front of me.

Without thinking too much about what she just said, I gently pulled her up and then whispered to her:

"Where is your home? I'll take you back."

I originally wanted to send her back with good intentions, but the little girl became anxious immediately after hearing it.

"Eh?! No, I don't want to go back and stay with that perverted old woman! Ye Ye, can you please not let me go back?"

As she spoke, she raised her head and bit her bright red lips tightly. Her clear red eyes were gleaming with tears, as if she was about to cry in the next second.

Although I didn't quite understand why the little girl in front of me said that, her adorable look made me unable to bear to send her back.

"Don't cry, don't cry. Then let's not go home yet. Let's go in first."

I comforted the little girl in front of me, opened the door, and decided to let the little girl rest at home for a while, and then find a way to send her home.

After all, even though I am about the same age as her, I am actually a 25-year-old adult man.

I don't want her parents to come find me and give me a sentence of three years in prison or even death penalty.

When she saw me motioning her to come in, the little girl immediately put away her pitiful look, showing a lovely smile, with her dimples faintly flushed.

"Hehe, we know that our night is the best!"

Damn, so... so cute, my nose is about to bleed!

The little Loli walked into my rental house happily, then looked around and rolled around on my bed without treating herself as a outsider at all.

Little Lolita likes to roll in the sheets so much? Ahem...it seems like I am a Lolita now, damn it!

Although I felt uncomfortable watching others messing with my things, I still sat quietly beside the bed and tried to ask in a gentle voice how to send her back.

"Little sister, why don't you tell me your parents' phone number so I can help you contact them or take you back?"

However, after hearing what I said, the little Loli stopped immediately and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"Eh? What little kid? I'm your lovely dad. Have you been hanging out with those weird women all day and forgotten what your dad looks like?"

"What the hell? You...little white-haired Lolita...are my...father?" After hearing what the little Lolita said, it was my turn to be confused.

What's wrong with kids nowadays? You are my father and I am still your grandfather!

"Yeah~ You forgot, are you saying I'm going to bring up your masterpiece "My Mom" from elementary school? My mom has an oval head and a nose as small as an iron nail..."

"No, no, no... I get it, please don't carry me on your back!"

Considering that she was able to say what she just said, and the fact that such an outrageous thing as me turning into a loli had happened, I felt that the white-haired loli in front of me was most likely really my father.

Although I don’t know why the damn dad in this world is such a cute little loli, the taste is definitely right.

As for what this "My Mother" is... well... this is an essay I wrote when I was in primary school, a dark history! The oval head, the nose like a nail and so on... If my own students knew that this essay was written by their Chinese teacher, I would die right where I am.

"Hehe, don't talk to your dad in such a weird way next time. You're only a little taller than me, and you still have the nerve to call me kid."

After saying that, the little Loli on the bed also sat next to me and hugged her chest proudly.

"Oh~ then stand up."

"what happened?"

Although the white-haired little girl didn't understand, she still stood up obediently. Then I stood up and compared with her...

"I'm half a head taller than you, stupid loli!"

"Wow! Ye Ye bullies me. Idiot Ye Ye only knows how to bully his own father."

After saying that, the white-haired loli continued to roll around on the bed.

You'd better not tell others that you are my dad. I'm so embarrassed! I have never seen such a shameless loli.

"Then do you believe that I have even more extreme ways to bully you?"

Looking at my embarrassing dad lying on his bed, I gave him a kind smile.

At this time, the little girl stopped rolling around, looked at me blankly and asked, "What is it?"

OK, stupid loli, identified. This is the first time I see someone dumber than me... This is the first time I see such a dumb loli.

"I think it's better to throw this stupid dad out. There must be a lot of weird uncles who like this stupid and cute little loli."

As I said that, I pulled the little girl and walked towards the door.

"Wow~ Don't throw me out!"

33. Did you smell it?

After the fight, we sat on the bed and planned to have a good chat.

I didn't expect this world line to be so strangely different from the previous world line. My father is a loli who is even smaller than me...

This kind of thing always makes people feel very punished!

I looked at the little white-haired girl next to me. Although she was still the bastard who caused me to owe a huge sum of money and sell myself to Ning Xueyang so that he could live a carefree life abroad, but after seeing her cute face like a porcelain doll, I couldn't get angry at all.

You know, this girl has caused me a lot of trouble. If it weren’t for her, I wouldn’t have gotten involved with Ning Xueyang, this living father.

I puffed out my cheeks and looked at her with a slightly dissatisfied look.

"Why did you come back this time? I saw you were acting pretty cool."

When I asked this, the smile on Loli's father's face immediately froze.

"Don't... don't say that. Ever since I divorced your mom, I wanted to meet more young ladies abroad, and then I can just hang around for the rest of my life."

As she spoke, the little girl wiped away her tears.

"But within a few days, that stinky old woman found out about it, and then she demanded that I remarry her. If I didn't agree to remarry her, she would go abroad to bring me back, and then lock me up in the basement every day..."

"Oh~ To put it bluntly, Dad, you are a green tea little lolita, trying to hook up with girls abroad, and then you were caught by mom and forced to return home to remarry, right?"

"Maybe... but I'm not a green tea! I just want a crystal palace, which is every man's dream, okay!"

"Okay, Green Tea Little Loli."

Damn it, why do I always feel like I'm talking about myself? I try my best to avoid the women around me.

"Uh~ I'm not, I didn't..."

The little girl lowered her head and tried her best to explain herself but in the end she couldn't say anything.

When I thought about my dad who was always lazy before my rebirth, and how he turned out to be so cute in this world, I actually felt a little excited?

Cough cough cough! What was I thinking, she is my dad!

I still remember that before my rebirth, when Ning Xueyang came to collect the debt, my father said sternly that in order to prevent the debt from implicating my mother and my sister Guiyue, he decided to divorce.

As a result, my damn dad sold me to Ning Xueyang, and I became a teacher in Ning Xueyang's school, while he himself lived a free and easy life abroad.

In order to facilitate my work, I moved out and rented this house near the school.

I don’t know why, but every time I went home, my sister Guiyue hated me. The relationship between the brother and sister, which was originally good, began to deteriorate. I tried to get along well with her, but failed every time.

"Then why don't you go to mom to remarry instead of looking for me first? And you're still sleeping at the door. Aren't you afraid that some weird sister will kidnap you? And your skirt and socks are all covered in dust. Go take a shower later."

As I said that, I asked her to stand up and gently patted the dusty parts of her skirt with my little hands.

“The reason why I didn’t go directly to the old woman was actually because she wanted me to arrive within tomorrow, but I arrived a day early.

If I go to find her today, I will have to endure another night. I definitely cannot go to her in this situation, so the only person I can go to is you..."

My loli dad... came to me to avoid being fucked by my mom for a night? Such a niche text!

"Then there's no point in you looking for me. You're going to remarry mom tomorrow. Look at you. If you had behaved yourself out there, you wouldn't have had to remarry. But now you've been discovered by mom. You'll be unable to get out of bed every day after the remarriage!"

Looking at the loli in front of me who was desperate about remarrying, I just inhumanely gave her a finishing blow.

Faced with my finishing blow, the little Loli hugged her chest a little angrily.

"Humph! Are you stupid? If I marry that old woman, you can't escape your devil sister. Although she doesn't penetrate you every day, don't forget that last time you almost gave your most precious thing as a girl to your sister."

Eh? !!! In this world, my sister is so scary? The most precious thing was almost taken away by my sister, right?