The first to be affected are naturally the breasts that are wrapped tightly.

After all, he is not a member of the porridge bar, and licking feet is too advanced.

——Well, such big breasts are hidden so well that you can’t see them at all. This sportswear is so cool.

Staring at the breasts that were barely visible at all, Fujii Shunsuke's gaze stayed on them for a little bit longer. Really a little bit, just two seconds, or even one second.

Then Goto Ichiri started shaking again.

10.Friends’ Fees

For a father, five seconds is still too short, but for a socially anxious person, even one second is too long.

[Ooooooooooo, why are you looking at my breasts like that?! ]

[As expected, Fujii-san still hasn't thought of letting me go! ]

[What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? ]

In my mind, Shunsuke Fujii, who looked like a bad guy, smiled evilly and stretched out his hand to me. Then it was ABC. Then I got pregnant, dropped out of school, was despised by my classmates, and my parents kicked me out of the house. I could only live in Shunsuke Fujii's house like a dog. I was beaten and scolded every day, and I was hit by empty beer cans. There were beer cans scattered everywhere in the house. Every day after I woke up from the alcohol, I used the money I earned to play small steel balls...

In just a moment, Goto Ichiri simulated his miserable future for the next few decades.

Seeing Goto Ichiri's eyes spinning again, Fujii Shunsuke, who had watched the anime, knew that this guy's little drama in his mind must have started again, and it might even have been going on for more than ten episodes. Not wanting to waste any more precious lunch break time, he quickly said, "First of all, Goto-san, be friends with me."

"Ah, please don't let me go... Hey, friend?"

Goto Ichiri, who was crouching with his head in his hands to defend himself, was stunned.

"Ah, friend? Are you talking about that friend? You don't want to touch my breasts, you want to make friends with me?"

"Yes, it's that friend. What do you think, Goto-san? Are you willing? I think you should be willing. But you can't refuse."

"Ah, Ju, you are so tough, hehe, hehehe." Goto Ichiri, who was squatting on the ground, suddenly laughed strangely for some reason after realizing that he was unable to resist.

In my mind, all of Shunsuke Fujii's actions were explained.

Thinking about how he had followed her wearing a mask in order to make friends with her, how he had painstakingly searched for clues about her on the Internet, how he had worked hard to find out her identity, and then how he had been so "humble", Goto Ichiri's heart swelled up, and the corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than AK.

"Oh, come on, Fujii-san, you're being too roundabout. If you want to be friends with me, just say it directly. There's no need to be like this."

The swollen Goto Ichiri seems to be as bright as a ray of sunshine.

"Okay, then give me this month's friendship fee." Fujii Shunsuke smiled brightly and held out his hand. "For the first month, I'll give you a discount of 10,000 yen."

“Ah…eh?”

Goto Ichiri, who had expanded halfway, was stunned again.

What's going on? Didn't Fujii want to be my friend? Why am I the one who has to pay me a friendship fee? And it's 10,000 yuan!

This isn't right, this isn't right, this isn't right no matter how you think about it?!

When I want to make friends with others, I have to pay them a fee. After so much effort others finally want to be friends with me, I still have to pay them a fee. Is there any justice or law in this world?

Although he was filled with righteous indignation in his heart, Goto Ichiri remained submissive on the surface. He kept poking his two fingers at each other, wanting to say something but stopping himself, opening his mouth repeatedly, hesitating, and saying nothing.

Fujii Shunsuke frowned when he saw this, but immediately relaxed: "Mr. Goto, do you think 10,000 yuan is too much?"

"Hmm."

Goto Ichiri nodded repeatedly.

Although I feel that it is not a question of how much, but rather a question of why I gave it, this is also progress, isn't it?

"Well, well, since I really want to make friends with Goto-san, then the friendship fee for this month will be a little lower, 8,000 yen. No, let's just give it 5,000 yen. How about that, Goto-san? I'm a nice person, right? I'll reduce it by half right away. That's how sincere I am about making friends with you!"

"Ah, but, but, five thousand is also..."

"Hmm? You're still not satisfied after already reducing it by half?"

"Ah, no, no, no, I didn't mean that."

Fujii Shunsuke raised his head just slightly, and Goto Ichiri instantly shook his head.

"Well, I'll lower it a little bit, 2800 yen, no less, this is the final limit. If it's any less, although it's a pity, it seems that Goto and I can't be friends anymore."

Shunsuke Fujii was very distressed. It was not that he wanted too much money, but the friend fee required by this crappy system had a lower limit!

I don't know how this system calculates it, but to fulfill this wish, the friend fee is at least 2800 yen.

Pay it back with both zeros and integers!

[This is not my decision. This is the lower limit of the friend fee that Yamada Ryo can charge. ]

Hearing that Fujii Shunsuke was teasing it again, the system quickly explained.

It turns out the source is you, damn it!

Goto Ichiri's expression was visibly shaken.

[Only 2800 yen, really cheap, only a quarter of the original price. ]

[If you can make friends by paying only 2800 yen a month as a friendship fee...]

"Alas, it's only 2800 yen. Goto-san, you can't even bear to part with such a small amount of money. It seems that you don't really want to make friends."

Looking at Pochi's softened attitude, Fujii Shunsuke shook his head with a sigh, as if he was about to turn away in disappointment, forcing Pochi to make a decision immediately.

What, what if Pochi really ran away like this?

Then just chase after him, what else can you do?

But this time, Goto Ichiri did not run away. In the panic that the negotiations were about to break down, she hurriedly agreed: "Agree, I agree, 2800 yen, I'll give it to you right away!"

Pulling out his wallet from the pocket of his sweatpants, Goto Ichiri opened it shakily and pulled out two 1000 yen bills, then a 500 yen coin, and then a 100 yen coin, two 100 yen coins, well, there were no more 100 yen coins, so he started looking for 50 coins, 10 coins…

At first, Goto Ichiri searched for a long time but couldn't get enough change for 2800 yuan, and Fujii Shunsuke became a little impatient.

For him, who was used to paying with his mobile phone, Sakurajima's backward cash transaction was the most unfamiliar to him.

Especially since Sakurajima had a lot of coins in his cash, with quite a high denomination. Whenever he bought something, he would often get a handful of coins as change, which annoyed him a lot.

He was too lazy to even carry a wallet, let alone coins. In his previous life, these were things that had basically been eliminated when he was in elementary school, but now he had to come into contact with them every day and he just couldn't get used to them.

Seeing that Goto Ichiri had been rummaging for a long time and was still counting tremblingly, Fujii Shunsuke shook his head and directly took out three 1000 yen bills from Xiaobochi's wallet.

"Don't look for it, I've taken all of these."

"Ahhhh!"

Ignoring the frightened little Pochi, Fujii Shunsuke put the money in his trouser pocket, like a real beast.

[Host, do you have the nerve to call Yamada Ryo a jerk? ]

Even the system was shocked.

11. Common sense modification, start!

——It’s none of your business. Just give me the reward right away.

【….】

[Complete the wish - collect the friend fee from Xiao Boqi. ]

【Rewards will be drawn randomly once. 】

Seeing the reward arrive, Shunsuke Fujii thought for a moment, took out the money and put it back into Xiao Boqi's wallet.

"???"

Little Pochi blinked his eyes, looking confused.

【? ? ? 】

The system is also confused.

Seeing that his reward was not recovered, Shunsuke Fujii smiled slightly, it seemed that there was a bug.

[Is it possible to play like this? 】

Maomaotong was shocked.

"It's just basic exercises. Sit down, watch carefully, and learn well. Believe more and question less. Got it?"

The system seemed ashamed: [It seems that I missed the host... By the way, if the reward is taken back, what will you do, host? ]

"Needless to say?" In his heart, Fujii Shunsuke rolled his eyes, "Of course I'll just get the money back."

【….】

No longer paying attention to the talkative useless system, Fujii Shunsuke looked down at Goto Ichiri who was looking down as if she wanted to say something but hesitated. He gently pressed her head and said, "Okay, don't look like you're being bullied. Let's go to karaoke after school today. I'll treat you."

Goto Ichiri raised his head suddenly: "Ah, singing, singing K?! Only popular people would go to sing K!"

"That's right. This is an activity that can only be carried out by people with friends. How about it? Are you looking forward to it? It won't be a loss to be friends with me."

Goto Ichiri shook her head vigorously from side to side, her long pink hair swaying back and forth, the ends of her hair tickling Fujii Shunsuke's skin, the faint body fragrance of a young girl... why does it smell musty?

Where is the virgin fragrance that a two-dimensional beautiful girl should have?

They are all pink-haired and big-breasted characters, but don’t even talk about 8K Himimiya Karen, you are not even as good as 4K Laoba, you can only be considered 2K at most!

Feeling desperate about Pochi's femininity, Shunsuke Fujii wondered whether he should make some changes to her. Not to mention "transformation", at least he should stop her from hiding in the closet all the time and dress more like a JK girl.

I want to make little Pochi more radiant, more charming, and no longer socially anxious. I wonder if there is a similar wish... Ah, I found it.

【Make Little Pochi bitter. 】

【Rock up and take little Pochi to participate in impact. 】

【Pregnancy before marriage. 】

【Forced exposure.】

Well, let’s ignore these for now.

Shunsuke Fujii decided to start with something simple, such as the scissor hand gesture.

Since we've become friends, it should be okay to let Pochi make the scissors hand gesture now, right?

Although I don’t know why Xiao Boqi was so extreme about this matter, your identity is different now. Facing your friend’s first request, do you still want to refuse?

Fujii Shunsuke took out his phone again and said, "Goto, come on, to celebrate our friendship, make a scissors sign with both hands, and I'll take a picture."

[Tap, tap, tap, tap, take photos?! Still want to take photos? ]

[Are you leaving evidence to threaten me? ! ]

"Hehehe, Goto-san, you don't want photos like this of yours to be posted online, do you?"

In an instant, the plot of the anime began to play again in Xiao Boqi's mind.

But in reality, she couldn't refuse her friend's request, so she obediently made a scissors hand gesture.

【Why are you so obedient! 】

[But, it's just a "yeah" gesture, it's nothing. ]

"Okay, now stick out your tongue."

Shunsuke Fujii adjusted the position of his mobile phone, thinking that he would buy a good camera when he had enough money, which would come in handy in the future.

"......"

The scissor hand gesture can be said to be a "yeah" gesture, but adding the tongue sticking out... Even if Goto Ichiri is a socially anxious person, she is also active on the Internet. It can be said that she is even more active online. If a photo of her making the scissor hand gesture + sticking out the tongue was taken, her life would definitely be ruined!

Seeing that little Pochi was silent and motionless, Fujii Shunsuke frowned slightly.

He also knew that his request was a bit unreasonable, but he was not a bad person... forget it.

Shunsuke Fujii sighed and gave up the idea of persuading Pochi--how about trying [Common Sense Modification]?

He has been holding back for most of the day since he drew out this skill yesterday. Faced with so many cute JKs in the classroom, he has been forcing himself not to use it, and he didn't even look at them or think about it.

The reason is simple.

Because there is no turning back after doing this!

After obtaining such an awesome ability, instead of thinking about changing (ruling) the world, he spends all day thinking about Sese. Am I the kind of person who has no ambition at all?

Lord DIO who can only stop time for 9 seconds and Lelouch who can only hypnotize everyone once are both crying!

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