"Hmph, let me take the stage next. Watch out, Iori, this will be a length you can't even begin to reach~"
Kohei looked at Iori, his lips slightly raised, his face full of disdain and ridicule.
Iori looked at this bastard scum, and the veins on his forehead popped out, but the next second, the corners of his mouth raised into a dangerous arc.
Gintoki also noticed this, but he was unmoved. After all, this 'lock' was no longer useful, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to provide some entertainment.
When Kohei walked towards Toki and Shou, his back was exposed to Iori... and among the grudge-ridden scum, this was undoubtedly the most dangerous move!!!
Just when Ashi was about to put the tape measure on Kohei's beep, Iori moved!
Swah——
Huh?! It's so scumbag!!!
Just like drinking with Iori, by the time you realize something is wrong, it is already too late.
Iori had teleported behind him a long time ago, interlaced his fingers, and then raised his index and middle fingers...
Ninja Secret Technique: Thousand Years of Killing!!!
Iori tried his best to stab Kouhei with the eyes, because now they were both in a naked state, so he could maximize the power of the Thousand Year Killing, and of course, the filthiness of his fingers would also be maximized.
However, for the sake of his own dignity, Iori is no longer bothered to care about such details. Fortunately, Kohei usually takes good care of himself.
“Eaaaaaa——”
Feeling the pain coming from behind, the length of his fingers seemed to be still some distance away from the pleasure point, so all Kouhei could feel was pain.
As Kohei screamed in pain, his back and beeping contracted instinctively, and Shi just happened to put the tape measure on his beeping...
"Gengping, length 7.2 cm, circumference 8 cm!"
"Yoshi!!!"
As A Shou shouted, Iori also shouted with a smug look on his face. Of course, he did not forget to rub his fingers on Kouhei's body before washing his hands.
"Asshole, stop right there..."
Kouhei endured the remaining pain and ran towards Iori with his buttocks clamped together.
“It looks really painful…”
Gintoki looked at Kohei's appearance and couldn't help but shiver all over.
"After all, it's his first time. I'm sure Kouhei will get used to it after a few more times. Maybe he'll enjoy it."
Shinnosuke touched his chin and said, but then he thought of what Iori said to senior Azusa last time. Could this guy really be going to do something to Kohei?
I heard that many of the beasts in Nantong are handsome guys, and Kouhei seems to agree with this. Iori is indeed stronger than Kouhei...
Once a person has an inappropriate thought, the inappropriate picture will automatically appear in his mind.
"vomit--"
"What's wrong with you?"
Gintoki asked in confusion as he looked at Shinnosuke who was retching against the wall.
"You don't want to know."
Ignoring Gintoki and Shinnosuke standing by, Toki and Shou turned their attention to the shy Yamamoto group.
Seeing them covering their beeps, the two men grinned evilly.
"If you need to, you can go to the confidence room separated by the curtain."
"There are all kinds of things in there that can make your blood boil. They can satisfy any need. Of course, you can bring your own."
As Shi and Shou talked, their eyebrows also jumped. The two of them had said so much, how could the four Yamamotos not understand what they meant~
"Confidence House, what a vivid name."
"Although it's a bit strange, it's not so surprising when I think about the fact that it was you guys who did it."
Hearing what Ashi and Aju said, Shinnosuke and Gintoki at the side immediately flashed in front of the two of them. They had no other intentions, they just wanted to explore this kind of room that is beneficial to improving men's self-confidence.
"Then let Gin-san go and see what the situation is with this Confidence House."
Gintoki said as he started to walk towards the Confidence House, but before he could take a step, a strong hand stopped him.
"No need, Xiaoyin, I'll go first. After all, the first bird to stick its head out gets shot. We don't know how many difficulties and obstacles there are. As your best friend, I don't want you to take risks."
Gintoki looked at Shinnosuke's determined eyes. If he hadn't been holding his hand tightly for fear that he would die early, he would have believed this useless guy in front of him.
"Eh? Where did Yamamoto go?"
At this time, Nojima looked around and found that a wretched figure was missing.
The two people who heard this all looked towards the Confidence House not far away. The curtain swinging with a tiny amplitude was the best evidence that Yamamoto had already started.
"This guy actually got there first!!!"
"This shameless guy actually ran away!"
"We must punish him when we get out later!!!"
Gintoki, Shinnosuke and Mitarai spoke with dissatisfaction, but now they could only wait for Yamamoto to come out.
There are some things that cannot be done among the residues, such as interrupting spell casting, which is a big taboo.
Several people were waiting outside. A Shi and A Shou were not in a hurry, since they were the only ones who had not had the physical examination yet.
But when they waited for half an hour and Yamamoto still didn't come out, and the curtain was still moving, they were confused...
"Yamamoto, if it really doesn't work, let's just forget it, okay?"
"There's no need to embarrass yourself. At this point, whether you can stand up or not, we will laugh at you."
"Don't put too much pressure on yourself, it will take a lifetime."
"Come out, don't waste time."
"Stop resisting fearlessly."
To be honest, Gintoki and the others were getting a little impatient waiting, so they all spoke to comfort Yamamoto, hoping that he could face the reality bravely.
Sometimes men can't help it.
brush! ! !
As the conversations of the few people fell, Yamamoto stood up and walked out with the little Yamamoto who stood up. Well, the hands and the little Yamamoto were still smoking...
This guy... is trying too hard.
The masts and oars will really be reduced to ashes.
However, seeing Yamamoto's serious expression, Gintoki and the others couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration in their hearts, and watched him walk towards A-shi and A-shou.
This is respect for the brave.
"The length is 7.6 cm and the circumference is 8.2 cm!"
As Ashi and A Shou shouted, Yamamoto also knelt on the ground... He had already tried his best.
In this regard, the eyes of the few remnants behind him were filled with tears... It was really too sad, really too cruel. Even if he stood up, would the wildness only increase by 0.1 centimeters?
But your fighting spirit is admirable.
Nojima, Mitarai and Fujiwara, who had the same serious expressions as Yamamoto, finally breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.
They felt at ease with Yamamoto around.
……
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Chapter 114: Just one glance, and it takes a lifetime to heal...
"Since Yamamoto has succeeded, it's my turn next!"
Nojima touched his hair and said with a coquettish look on his face.
"Your hand was touching down there just now, right?"
"No taste?"
Gintoki and Shinnosuke said with disgust.
"Humph, unlike you guys, I wash myself with rose shower gel every day, and my hands are full of the fragrance of flowers~"
As Nojima said this, he put his hand to his nose and sniffed.
“Ugh——”×4.
The scum beside him opened his mouth wide when he saw him do this, as if he was about to vomit. Disgusting, so damn disgusting, super disgusting!!!
"Get out of here."
"Stop disgusting me here."
Gintoki and Shinnosuke couldn't help it any longer, so they kicked Nojima in the butt and kicked him towards the confident house with blood boiling in his veins.
Nojima was not annoyed by this, he just raised his left hand, gave a thumbs up, and then walked into the Confidence House with an expectant look on his face...
Gintoki and the others just looked in the direction of the Confidence House in silence, and the same sentence popped up in their minds - does this show-off think he is very handsome?
I originally thought that he would not be like Yamamoto and would be able to get up in three minutes at most. After all, not every remnant is called Yamamoto, and there is no need to let his descendants run out.
However, the actual situation was beyond their expectations. Ten minutes had passed...Nojima was still inside and the curtains were still moving.
Just when Gintoki and the others were confused, Nojima came out, but...his little Nojima didn't stand up, could it be that he couldn't help but come out? ! !
But, looking at his frown, it doesn't seem like that... In other words, has he failed? ! !
Is this guy even more useless than Yamamoto? ! !
So how unrestrained are you? ! ! You have already been reduced to ashes, right? ! !
Gintoki covered his forehead with his hands. He felt really ashamed to have such a friend... He couldn't even do handicraft work properly, yet he kept yelling about finding a partner and losing his virginity.
I'm afraid it's over as soon as I take off my pants.
“Nojima, you’re such a loser, aren’t you? You haven’t even stood up in ten minutes? I wonder if you’ve completely lost all your abilities, hahahaha—”
"Why don't you go to Thailand? I can pay for the plane ticket~"
Mitarai and Fujiwara on the side held their stomachs and mocked Nojima with a look on their faces. However, Nojima said nothing. He walked straight up to Yamamoto, bowed deeply, and hugged him.
Then he walked up to Ah Shi and Ah Shou...
"Come directly."
Nojima spoke gloomily, and Toki and Shou respected his choice and put the tape measure directly on it...
"6.8 cm long and 7.7 cm in circumference!"
Upon hearing this data, Gintoki and the others sneered... Weak, too weak.
This guy Nojima easily refreshed the lower limit.
However, Nojima, contrary to his usual behavior, did not react at all. He just walked silently to the side of Yamamoto. He understood that after Mitarai and Fujiwara went in and came out, they would only be shorter than himself.
And this is indeed the case.
After this, Mitarai mocked Nojima and walked into the room. Ten minutes later, he came out with the soft little Mitarai, bowed to Yamamoto, hugged Yamamoto and Nojima, and then walked to Ashi and Aju to measure them.
Fujiwara repeated the same operation. The expressions of the four people were exactly the same, that was a look of seeing through everything, without any desire or demand.
By the way, their length and girth are:
Washi: Length 7 cm, circumference 8.1 cm.
Fujiwara: Length 6.8 cm, circumference 7.8 cm.
Overall, Nojima is still the weakest at the moment, but Yamamoto cheated, otherwise he would be the shortest person.
But now that it’s like this, Gintoki and Shinnosuke should have figured out the problem. That confident house that makes people’s blood boil is definitely poisonous!!!
and so……
"Gin-san, just take the test directly and don't waste time."
Gintoki said as he turned to look at Toki and Shou.
"Me too~"
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