Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Gintoki looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and scratched his head in confusion...

Just when he was wondering, he suddenly remembered what happened last night. Because that bastard Shinnosuke ran to the public toilet, he had to go home alone.

But when I was walking on the road, I was hit by something. My last memory was the thing falling from the sky.

What was that? A human? A snake?

Gintoki only remembered that it was a combination of gold and green, a very large and short snake... and it seemed that its tail had been cut off.

Gintoki always felt that this person was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember where it was.

"But even if he was knocked unconscious, Gin-san should have just been lying on the street, right?"

At this moment, the worst possible scenario came into Gintoki's mind... As a rare handsome white-haired guy (self-proclaimed), he fainted on the ground like that. If he was seen by a woman, no, even a drunk man!!!

It will be very tragic later!!!

Is this what is called picking up dirt... Did Yin-san also encounter something irreversible? ! !

As the saying goes, if there is one, there must be another. Is he going to go down that path... Gintoki's mind flashed with the image of himself wearing women's clothes with a penis, lying on the bed, at the mercy of others.

Click~

Just as Gintoki was lost in thought and lifted the quilt with a look of horror to look at his precious Beep, the sound of the door opening reached his ears.

Gintoki turned his head and saw two familiar figures.

"Good morning, Yin."

"You woke up just in time, Boss Gintoki."

Glass and Gabriel looked at Gintoki and said with a smile.

Seeing this, Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his chastity was saved. However, if it was Glass and the little golden retriever, he should be the one who got the upper hand, right?

"Morning. By the way, why is Gin-san here?"

Gintoki asked, looking at the two of them.

"We were just wondering, Boss Gintoki, why were you lying outside of Naoko's house yesterday? If Naoko hadn't found you and asked me to move you in, you would have been sleeping on the street."

Gabriel looked at Gintoki and asked with some confusion.

"Ah, it's a long story, but it all ended well, and Gin-san passed the make-up exam."

"Ayin, these are the toiletries I prepared for you. I'll make breakfast later."

Glass put the thing next to Gintoki and said with a smile... Well, the shining innate Yamato Nadeshiko holy body.

"Glass-chan, whoever marries you in the future will definitely be blessed after cultivating for most of their lives."

Gintoki couldn't help but sigh. She speaks softly and has a gentle appearance. Every move she makes is gentle and shy, which can arouse the desire to protect in every man's heart.

"Well, that... um..."

When she heard Gintoki's praise, Nozomi's face turned red all of a sudden, and then she lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Hey, hey, hey, Boss Gintoki, are you harassing me, or are you attacking my lovely Nitro-chan?"

Gabriel looked at Gintoki with a wicked smile, and took the opportunity to hug Naoko in her arms.

Maybe she wants to be a protective parent? But she looks more like a naughty child hugging her parents.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Gintoki said expressionlessly, then hit Gabriel's head with his fist, and then looked at Nozomi beside him.

"Thank you, Nitro."

Gintoki stood up with the washbasin on the tatami and said to Nozomi with a smile.

"No, you're welcome. I'll go prepare breakfast now."

As Glass said this, he trotted out of the room.

"Ah, you scared the glass away."

Gabriel looked at Gintoki and said.

"What? You're also wrong, okay?"

Gintoki looked at the little golden retriever beside him, speechless.

"By the way, Boss Gintoki, do you really not like a good girl like Naoko?"

"Noseko is indeed a good and lovable kid, but it's a pity that she's with Gin-san. It's a bit too easy for Gin-san, and..."

"and?"

"Yin Sang will feel guilty like an old cow eating young grass."

"Boss Gintoki, you are the same age as Naoko, aren't you?"

Gabriel looked at Gintoki with some surprise, but her mind couldn't help but emerge the scene of Gintoki and herself slumped on the sofa, and Nozomi cooking in the kitchen...an inexplicable harmony.

"What are you laughing at?"

Gintoki looked at Gabriel who had a smile on her face and asked curiously.

"what?"

"Ahem, no, it's nothing."

After being interrupted by Gintoki, the imagined picture in her mind disappeared, and Gabriel coughed twice to hide her inner embarrassment.

"It's indeed a bit too cheap, Boss Gintoki. I'm going to go downstairs to help Naoko first. Boss Gintoki, you go wash up."

Gabriel said this and left the room and walked towards the kitchen.

"Help? I'd be thankful if you don't cause trouble."

Gintoki looked at Gabriel who walked out of the room, spread his hands helplessly, and then walked towards the bathroom.

After quickly washing, Gintoki looked at his handsome face in the mirror. His smooth face without acne was something even girls would envy. The only drawback was that the dark circles under his eyes had not completely disappeared.

"Reading all night is really terrifying. Gin-san used to be on the battlefield killing people for two days without getting like this. You should listen to some classes in the future... Just kidding~"

Gintoki couldn't help laughing as he spoke, knowing one's mistakes but absolutely refusing to change is a major characteristic of scum.

After washing up, Gintoki went to the toilet. The toilet in Naoko's house is smart. Gintoki's butt has never used such an advanced one.

Oh? It can also spray water to clean? Gin-san's butt, you are in luck.

By the time Gintoki finished going to the toilet, Naoko had already prepared breakfast, including sunny-side-up eggs, bacon and milk, which could be a quick fix when one was short of time in the morning.

"By the way, where are the other members of your family, Nitro?"

Gintoki asked curiously.

"Mom has gone to work, Yuzuru has gone to school, and grandma has gone to find the neighbor's grandma to go to the park to do exercises together."

"I see. It's really good for the elderly to get out and move around more."

Gintoki nodded.

"Oh? This milk is sweet."

Gintoki took a sip of milk and said in surprise.

"Well, because Yin likes sweet drinks, right?"

Glass looked at Gintoki and smiled gently.

Hearing this, Gintoki and Gabriel couldn't help but stare at Naoko in a daze.

"Glass, you will definitely be a good wife."

"Glass, you will live with me from now on. I feel like I can't live without you anymore."

The two of them looked at Nitro seriously, making her cheeks red.

"That, that..."

Nitro lowered his head again~

……

108

Chapter 108: One hair longer, one lifetime stronger!!!

After having breakfast at home, the 'family of three' slowly walked towards the school. Looking at the message Shinnosuke sent him on his phone, Gintoki chose to ignore it... Just kidding.

At least I should tell him that I'm gone.

Shinnosuke: I should be under the car, not inside the car...

Hmm? It seems a little wrong?

But none of these are important, the last important thing today is the physical examination at Izu University!!!

Every year, the physical examination for new students is a huge battle. Not only is the competition on the girls’ side more intense than on the boys’ side, the competition on the boys’ side is even more brutal than that on the girls’ side!!!

There is a very stupid item in the physical examination for boys at Izu University, and the result of that examination is related to a man’s dignity for his entire life.

That is the length and circumference of Beep! ! !

Although he didn't know why this damn school would test this, Gintoki knew he had to take it seriously!!!

Forget about the others... I must not lose to those seven bastards. The person with the shortest time after the physical examination will definitely be laughed at by the others for the rest of his life!!!

After arriving at the school, Gintoki separated from the two girls. They were going to find Chisa and Mana, and then go for a physical examination together.

As for Gintoki himself… As expected, only those remnants were left.

"Oi, you guys are really early."

When we walked into the classroom, Yamamoto and his four companions, as well as Iori and Kohei, were already sitting together.

"Gintoki, you're really slow."

"Where's Shinnosuke?"

Yamamoto and Iori asked while looking at Gintoki.

"He should be here soon."

Gintoki said as he walked over to sit next to the others.

"So, what were you guys doing together just now?"

Gintoki asked, looking at them.

"It's just a physical examination..."

“That outrageous project.”

"What on earth are those school leaders thinking, that they would do something like a physical examination?"

“Is this country finally going to end?”

Yamamoto and the other three frowned and complained about the school. They were very dissatisfied with the physical examination.

"Yeah, you have to pull out that kind of thing in front of a bunch of men, and even have to get close to let them measure the size, and you might even get taken advantage of by some guys with abnormal XP!!!"

"vomit--"

Iori and Kohei said this, looking like they were about to vomit, their faces filled with fear.

"Stop talking, Gin-san has goosebumps all over my body."

Gintoki hugged his body and shuddered, saying that the scene was terrifying enough just to think about.

"But after all that, you guys are actually afraid that your short enoki mushrooms will be seen by others, right?"

At this moment, a somewhat mean voice came from the side of the remnants. When they turned their heads, they found that Shinnosuke was looking at them with a smirk on his face.

"What are you talking about, you bastard!"

"Don't underestimate the strength of your master Yamamoto, Qi Kexiu!!!"

"I think you are the only bastard who can't face people!!!"

"Mine can definitely kill you in seconds!!!"

After hearing what Shinnosuke said, Yamamoto and the other three cursed him with an unhappy look on their faces, but why did some people look a little angry and frustrated?