Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Chapter 103 I’m so excited, fuck! ! !

"Anyway, my cheating negotiations have fallen through."

"But we can't just wait until we fail the course. We can't graduate without getting credits for a second foreign language."

Iori sighed and spoke very seriously, but then he raised the corner of his mouth slightly and looked at the few people.

"I had anticipated this situation, so I was prepared to be self-reliant."

Seeing Iori's smug look, Gintoki looked at him strangely.

"You're not so naive as to want to start studying now, are you? The exam is less than a day away."

Hearing this, Iori smiled and shook his head...

"I want to challenge the limits of miniaturization!!!"

As he spoke, Iori took out his German textbook.

"I see, you cheated on your own."

Seeing this, Gintoki nodded. This was indeed the examination method suitable for scum.

"But there really is no other way."

Yamamoto also nodded in affirmation.

"I've tried it at a convenience store, and this size is the limit for seeing the words clearly now."

Iori placed the paper he had printed out on the table, just enough to fit in his palm.

"If it weren't for the fact that there are so many words on a page, it could be shrunk even smaller."

"Then why don't you copy it into a notebook and then print it out?"

Yamamoto asked, looking at Iori with some confusion.

“Because I’m too lazy to copy.”

Iori answered without hesitation...

"If you fail the course in the end, it's all your fault."

Kouhei looked at Iori and said speechlessly, while the others nodded mercilessly.

"Oh? From what you said, you don't need to cheat?"

Upon hearing this, Iori took out a few extra copies and looked at the people around him with a joking expression, saying that they were all perverts wearing the same pants as each other, so they should stop pretending.

"Excuse me, please give me one!"

"Count me in!"

“And me and me!!!”

"Bring it to you!"

When Yamamoto and the other three heard what Iori said, their faces immediately changed, and they struggled to snatch the cheating materials from Iori's hands.

Looking at this scene, Iori felt inexplicably sad.

"Why am I surrounded by scumbags? Not only are they scumbags, but they are also poor students."

Iori pointed at Yamamoto and the others and looked at Gintoki with a sad face.

"Well, birds of a feather flock together after all."

Gintoki picked his nose and said expressionlessly.

"Are you looking for trouble?"

Veins bulged on Iori's forehead when he heard that, he knew Gintoki was telling the truth, so he was upset... After all, lies never hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife.

"But how do we get this thing in?"

Gintoki said with some confusion as he looked at the cheating materials in his hand.

"That's why I called everyone to the Yamamoto household to discuss this issue."

Iori looked at the few people and said that methods that were too common would probably be easily discovered.

"I'm going to stick it in my pencil case."

Mitarai said so, it’s just so-so.

“I stuck it on the drink.”

Yamamoto smiled and said, "It's just ordinary."

"I'm going to hide in my towel."

Kouhei took out his Lalazi co-branded towel and said that this method was rather unusual, but it seemed even less reliable than the usual cheating methods.

"Where's Iori?"

Gintoki asked, looking at the mastermind beside him.

"I'm going to stick it on the inside of the fan."

Hearing this, Gintoki was even more speechless... Isn't this too obvious, pigeons? You are even more unreliable than hiding it in a towel, you might as well just hold it in your hand!

"Humph, your methods are too weak. I'm going to clamp the elbow here!"

Nojima said with a smug smile on his face.

"Is this the method..."

“It’s a bit dangerous.”

Gintoki and Iori looked at his elbow, which was just enough to hold the shrink paper...

"Wealth and honor are sought in danger. This is the best way to read the information. As long as you copy fast enough, this is the best way!!!"

Hearing this, Gintoki nodded. This was indeed the truth. The bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish. The higher the risk, the higher the reward.

I have to say, Nojima is indeed a warrior.

Gintoki silently admired Nojima for a second in his heart... They were obviously just a bunch of scum who didn't study well, didn't even want to cram, and only thought about cheating.

"My words should be hidden inside my collar."

Fujiwara Reiner at the side lifted up his collar and said, "This boy's collar is really high..." But if you don't lift up your clothes, it's impossible to see it just by lowering your head.

There are two risks here, it is definitely not a good idea!!!

Gintoki shook his head in disdain...then looked at Shinnosuke beside him.

"Xiao Xin, what are your plans?"

"Eh? Me? I'm going to leave it to luck."

Shinnosuke scratched his head and smiled.

"what?"

"luck?"

"You guys trust yourself too much, don't you?"

"Do you think it will be useful to believe in something like 'children who smile a lot will have good luck' in the exam room?"

"Dream on."

"You will die, I said."

Except for Gintoki, everyone else sneered contemptuously when they heard Shinnosuke's words, obviously thinking that Shinnosuke had given up struggling and chose to take the make-up exam.

Only Gintoki didn't think so, because he had really seen... Shinnosuke's outrageous luck.

I still remember the high school exams. This guy used dice to answer multiple choice and true/false questions in countless exams. He wrote down the questions he knew and wrote down the questions he didn’t know. As a result… his scores were higher than those of the person who wrote the whole questions carefully!!!

After this, whenever Gintoki took an exam, as long as Shinnosuke sat next to him, he would just copy and paste, too lazy to use his brain... he couldn't beat others by guessing anyway.

Going back further, this guy has won prizes countless times in places like shopping streets and department stores, and they were either travel prizes or high-quality meat... Gintoki himself has never won a single prize!!!

So... this kind of thing cannot be told to these poor students. During the exam, Gintoki must grab the seat next to Shinnosuke!!!

Gintoki's eyes were firm and he had made up his mind, but he couldn't just leave his life completely to others, so he had to use his own methods.

After all, one cannot hang oneself on a book; one has to try dying on other trees a few more times.

"Gintoki, what's your plan?"

Iori looked at Gintoki and asked curiously.

"Humph! My plan is... this!!!"

Gintoki yelled and pulled out a surgical clear gel pen from his pocket.

“Pen?”×7.

Looking at this sum of money, the others were all confused.

"Yes, just do this..."

Gintoki said as he stuffed the reduced print paper into the pen.

"As long as this is done, when you look at the cheat sheet, you don't have to stare at the paper when copying because of the magnifying effect of the transparent cover."

Gintoki said with a smug look on his face.

"I see, this is indeed a solution..."

"But there is a fatal flaw."

"It's a transparent shell, so the teacher can see what's inside, right?"

"It's as dangerous as Nojima's, or even more dangerous..."

The four Yamamotos said this and shook their heads regretfully.

Gintoki looked at them, the corners of his mouth secretly raised, a group of people who only look at the surface of things... But, let them think so.

"No matter what! We must stick together to the end, and then we will all get the credits for the second foreign language!!!"

“Oh oh oh!!!”×7.

So, is it necessary to be so passionate about cheating?

……

104

Chapter 104: Cheating hasn't even started yet and more than half of the people have been killed or injured.

the next day.

The German exam has officially begun.

A few remnants were afraid that if they cheated at the same time it would be too obvious, so they sat more dispersedly. This was a battle that could not be lost, and all uncertainties had to be eliminated!

With the sound of leather shoes touching the bottom, the vice principal with a slicked-back hair walked into the classroom...

Gintoki looked at his expressionless face and remembered the agreement he made with those scumbags yesterday.

If the vice-president, who had drunk with his seniors, knew that the four of them were members of the diving club, would he let them off if he found out that they were cheating?

Although the chance is small, but you have to do it!!!

Their method is...

Swish!!! ×4.

Gintoki looked at Shinnosuke next to him, and nodded to Iori and Kohei who were not far away. Then the four of them stood up and took off their tops and shorts. The four of them stood there wearing only their shorts and looked at the vice-principal on the stage.

The vice-principal didn't even blink, he just looked at the four of them expressionlessly, while Yamamoto and the other four students in the class looked at them in bewilderment...

Is being half-naked a necessary process for university exams?

When Yamamoto and the other three thought about this, they thought it might be some kind of cheating method, so they stood up and took off their clothes without saying anything! ! !

This time, the other students in the class were even more confused. Do you really have to take off your clothes for the exam? ! ! Or will taking off your clothes give you extra points?

As expected of a university, it is so open!!!

"It seems that eight students already want to take the make-up exam."