"Did those guys go away?"
Iori asked, looking around in panic.
"Ah, I just walked by."
"By the way, you are such a miserable guy..."
"Has he been beaten up?"
Gintoki and the other two looked at Iori with some amusement, after all, Iori was wearing his classic skin again - only his boxers.
There were also messy leaves and branches stuck on its head, making it look very disheveled.
"Humph, you three bastards underestimated me, didn't you? I just used a piece of clothing and a pair of pants, but I fooled them all around and they couldn't even find me."
Iori shook his head disdainfully.
"So, what qualifications do you have to be so proud when you've been hunted down to the point where you're left with nothing but your underpants?"
Gintoki looked at Iori who had a smug look on his face and was a little confused as to what this guy was so proud of.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, Gintoki, and take off your clothes."
Iori shook his hands and reached out to Gintoki.
"Huh? Why would Gin-san give clothes to a pervert like you?"
"Isn't this natural? Don't think I don't know that you didn't even confess to Gabriel just now, right?"
"We've already agreed on this, but you're using this trick!"
Iori looked at Gintoki in displeasure and shouted.
"Who told you that? Don't talk nonsense. Gin-san is not a half-naked pervert who would confess casually."
As Gintoki said this he poked his little finger into his nostrils and started digging, which was something he would do when he felt guilty and shameless.
"Take it off now, or I'll spread the news that you and Gabriel sleep in the same room every night!!!"
Iori looked at Gintoki and said with a sinister look on his face.
Hearing this, Y Kohei looked at Shinnosuke in shock, and Shinnosuke just nodded slightly.
"Asshole, how did you know..."
Gintoki looked at Iori in surprise. Shinnosuke and Naoko should be the only ones who knew about this...
"Xiao Xin, you bastard!!!"
There is no doubt that the criminal is definitely this guy!
"Ahahaha, anyway, nothing happened between Xiaoyin and Gabriel..."
Shinnosuke felt a little guilty when Gintoki saw this, and he smiled embarrassedly with his head tilted.
"That's right, because I can see that you and Gabriel are not in a relationship, and you probably don't have the guts to have sex with a girl of that size... So I'll keep this secret for the rest of my life!!!"
Iori said, his expression completely ferocious... this perverted scum always went all out and showed no mercy when threatening his friends... he even seemed to enjoy it.
"I see, eating silver mulberry leaves for the rest of your life..."
Gintoki said, nodding as well.
"That's right, if you know what's best for you, then change your clothes..."
"Ah——Isn't this the freshman majoring in mechanical engineering, Kitahara Iori, who confessed to the girl with short red hair and a white dress at the beauty pageant!!!"
Without giving Iori a chance to finish his words, Gintoki shouted directly in the direction where the members suspected to be the "Anti-Iori Fff Group" were leaving.
"What?!! Is that bastard here?!!!"
"I saw him, grab that bastard!!!"
"Don't run, you bastard who stole my love!!!"
"Just lie down on the ground and let me castrate you, bastard!!!"
"..."
The perverts who heard Gintoki's shouting rushed over, and Iori looked at Gintoki with a ferocious face and roared.
"You beast, look at what you have done!!!"
"You're welcome, Gin-san. It's Gin-san's job to rid the people of harm. Also, if you don't run away, you're really going to become Iori-chan. On two levels."
Gintoki looked at Iori, and finally couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. Looking at the evil smile on his face, Iori gritted his teeth in anger.
"Just wait for me, you bastard!!!"
Iori yelled at Gintoki while running off into the distance.
"Have a nice trip~"
Gintoki and the other two took out a handkerchief from somewhere and waved it at Iori.
Then Gintoki took out his cell phone again and sent a message to someone unknown.
"Xiaoyin, who are you messaging, Gabriel?"
Shinnosuke asked curiously.
"Huh? Why did you send her a message?"
"Don't you want her to issue a statement saying that you two have nothing to do with each other?"
"Wouldn't that be a self-incrimination for Gin-san?"
Gintoki looked at Shinnosuke speechlessly and said.
"I'm sending messages to that mayonnaise alien and the expressionless brat. Maybe they can save Iori's life. Of course, Iori might also be arrested for exhibitionism."
After sending the message, Gintoki smiled slightly, with an extremely evil expression on his face.
These bastards were also ruthless when they betrayed their best friends...
"How cruel..."
"I hope that Iori can outrun the motorcycle."
Shinnosuke and Kohei silently prayed for Iori in their hearts.
"Oh, by the way, you have to pay for the oolong tea this time, Shin-chan."
Gintoki said, his tone leaving no room for doubt.
Shinnosuke knew that he was in the wrong, so he didn't refuse, but just smiled and nodded.
……
89
Chapter 89 The seal is lifted!!!
“I bought some oolong tea~”
Gintoki and the other two came to the classroom that the seniors had found. As expected, they were already drinking... eh? They were drinking drinks?
Not only Ah Shi and Ah Shou, but even the other strong men were just drinking beverages? ! ! They weren’t even drinking beer! ! !
But this is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is... every one of them, pay attention! Every one of them is wearing clothes properly!!!
Where had Gintoki and the other two ever seen such a scene?
"What the hell is going on?!"
"Did all of them go sumo wrestling with brown bears and get their brains damaged?"
"Or...is this some highly contagious virus?!"
The three remnants had extremely solemn expressions, and Gintoki even more so. He should have guessed it long ago that even if there were no such things as Avatar, this world would definitely not be a light-hearted comedy.
Normally, he should have awakened at the age of eighteen, but he was unexpectedly awakened two and a half years late!!!
"Boss Gintoki, what are you doing standing here?"
Gabriel also walked over at this time and asked Gintoki with some confusion.
"Ok?"
Seeing Gabriel beside him, Gintoki also squatted down, looked at her with a frown and said.
"Do you know what's going on with these guys?"
"Huh? What's going on?"
Gabriel also looked at Gintoki's eyes with a puzzled look.
"Why didn't they drink alcohol? Why did they keep their clothes on? This is so abnormal!"
Seeing that Gabriel didn't understand, Gintoki hurriedly explained.
"I think you are not in your right mind, right?"
Gabriel looked at Gintoki speechlessly and said, the brain damage of these guys seems to be much more serious than that of their predecessors.
Common sense has been completely distorted.
"You three are finally back."
“It’s really slow.”
At this time, A Shi and A Shou also noticed the three people at the door.
"Ah, I did some good things on the way."
Gintoki said as he looked at the two of them.
"Here, this is the oolong tea you requested."
Kohei also handed the plastic bag to the two seniors.
"Okay, you guys drink some too."
As the two elders spoke, they gave each of the three men a bottle of oolong tea, and then gave them to the other strong men.
“Oolong tea is here!!!”
"Ohhhh, I've been waiting for so long!"
"Take it out and drink it quickly!"
"..."
This scene gave Gintoki and the other two a great shock... shock, disbelief and full of emotion!!!
"Is this a dream?"
"Those strong men, those perverted strong men who always drink full fruit, those perverted drunkard strong men who read the mixture of writing water of life and whiskey as oolong tea!!!"
Hey, hey, hey, you guys are going too far...
Gabriel looked at Shinnosuke and Kohei from the side and complained in her heart, but not everything they said was a lie.
"These guys actually feel happy and excited just because they drank ordinary oolong tea?"
As Gintoki said this, tears couldn't help but flow from the corners of his eyes, this is the kind of moment when historic changes happen, if it's a virus, let it spread to the whole world.
"What are you three talking about?"
"You have to drink something normal once in a while. How can you get drunk every time?"
A Shi and A Shou looked at the three remnants and said speechlessly.
"Ohhh! What a surprise!"
"This is so touching. Have the members of the diving club finally learned to respect themselves?"
"After joining this club for so long, this is the first time I feel a warm and happy atmosphere~"
The three finally burst into tears, raised their cups of oolong tea, and admired this beautiful world. However, these words were full of thorns to the two seniors...
"You three guys are really rude."
"If it were any other time, I would have caught you guys and forced you to drink."
Ashi and Ashu looked at Gintoki and the other two speechlessly.
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