"We still need to eat later, why are you using such a disgusting metaphor, you idiot glasses!!!"
The two men cursed and stepped on Xin Baji's feet in the swimming pool, then let him drift away.
Death? How can anyone die in a comedy anime? You mean Gintama?
"Ah Yin, who are these people? Are they the underlings from the Yorozuya? Don't let them take away my position as the big sister just because I'm young, Aru!!!"
"You all have to pay tribute to me every day, do you hear me, Aru!!!"
Kagura shouted while looking at Iori and the others, but at the age of five, she was at her cutest, and her arrogance looked nothing like the smug look she had in Edo.
"It's cute though..."
"But she is indeed Gintoki's sister."
Chisa and Mana looked at Kagura and chuckled.
"Hey, hey, hey, Gintoki, don't lead me astray."
"If you dare to lead Kagura-chan astray, I will chop you to pieces!"
Iori looked at Gintoki and said speechlessly, while Kohei next to him directly took out his chainsaw.
"Hey, hey, hey, put it away quickly, you bastard!!! I don't need to lead this brat astray, okay?!!"
Gintoki shouted to Kouhei speechlessly, while hugging Kagura tighter in his arms.
As long as Kagura is still on him, this bastard sister-con won't dare to act rashly, and seeing this, Kouhei can only retract the chainsaw into his four-dimensional pants.
Then Gintoki put Kagura back on the ground, and Mana and Chisa immediately surrounded her and introduced themselves... As expected, these women have no resistance to cute things.
Gabriel? She's not human.
Looking at the two of them, Kagura also said her name with a cute face. After all, she had encountered this situation many times. For example, in the commercial street, as long as she acted cute, someone would give her food.
Just pretending to be nice can get her good food, how could she, as the extremely smart Kagura-chan of Yorozuya, let it go? ! !
Just when Kagura was expecting the two women in front of him to give him something, he found that Chisa and Aina were just touching his head...
"Gin-san?! What's wrong with these two women? They actually want to get whore for free!"
Kagura looked at Gintoki and pointed at Chisa and Mana, and the three of them were confused when they heard this.
Upon hearing this, Gabriel on the side also looked at Kagura, who also noticed her gaze and then stared at Gabriel...the strawberry milk and vinegar kelp in her hand.
"Then... the remaining half is for you?"
Gabriel looked at Kagura and handed over the thing in his hand.
Kagura took the snacks and then gave Gabriel a thumbs up.
"Which frequency of your brain waves matched?"
Gintoki looked at the two little girls on the ground and said speechlessly.
"Watch and study hard."
Kagura drank strawberry milk and ate vinegar kelp while looking at Chisa and Aina. The latter finally understood what Kagura meant... Is this head patting a paid service? This is a kindergarten, not a zoo, right? ! !
Although it's a bit funny, Chisa and Mana decided to buy some snacks for Kagura tomorrow... After all, she's so cute.
Kagura quickly finished the vinegar kelp and strawberry milk in his hand, then looked at Iori, Kohei and Shinnosuke and raised his eyebrows... Now that things have come to this, you three should not be so rude, right?
"Ah, hello, I'm Gintoki's best friend, Kitahara Iori."
"I'm Shin-chan, we've met in the video~"
Iori said as he took out a bag of chewing gum from his pocket. This was the only thing he had on him. Kagura took the paid item from Iori with little interest.
She didn't really like this kind of snack that she couldn't swallow, but it was sweet anyway, so she forced herself to give Iori a cute smile.
Looking at Kagura's smile, even though I know her personality is just a smaller version of Gintoki, Iori still can't help but smile like an auntie... so cute~
As for Shinnosuke, it is naturally chocolate cookies.
And finally, it was the turn of a certain perverted sister-con.
Seeing Kagura's eyes shifted to him, Kouhei blushed and even his breathing became faster...
He was about to speak when he saw Kagura pointing at him and shouting at Gintoki.
"Gin-san, where did this perverted olivia-loving person who blushes and gasps when he sees a kindergarten olivia come from? Should we let the boss bury him?"
After hearing what Kagura said, Kouhei's originally excited expression froze instantly, and the words he wanted to blurt out flowed back down his throat... I guess they will just turn into a fart, right?
“Puchi——You really have a keen eye for talent, Kagura-chan~”
Iori looked at Kouhei with a funny expression and laughed.
"Even a child can see through your true nature at a glance. You should be aware of the problem, right?"
Aina looked at Kouhei and said expressionlessly.
"Ah, of course I realize... the biggest problem."
Kou Ping said this with a gloomy face, and the next moment...
boom--
"You bastard, you really said bad things about me to Kagura-chan, right?!!"
Kohei put the chainsaw to Gintoki's neck and roared ferociously.
……
275
Chapter 275 is over, and it’s still a critical hit!!!
"I didn't! This is totally your own problem, right?! Who told you to pant like that, you bastard!"
Gintoki lowered his eyes, looked at the chainsaw that was so close to him, and shouted in fear.
"Nonsense, as a brother, how could I do such a thing? You must have spread rumors about me to Kagura-chan!!!"
As Kohei spoke, the expression on his face became more and more ferocious.
"Take this thing away now, do you want Kagura to lose her beloved Gin-san?!"
Gintoki looked at the chainsaw getting closer and closer to his aorta, and did not dare to shout desperately, for fear that his neck would swell and hit the rapidly spinning chainsaw.
"Dear? You evil bastard, are you trying to show off?!"
Kohei screamed heart-wrenchingly, veins bulged from his forehead to his neck, and even his saliva splashed onto Gintoki's face.
"I didn't, I understand. I'll let Kagura call you Onii-chan, put your things down now!!!"
After hearing Gintoki's words, Kouhei regained some composure, and then he put down the chainsaw...
"This is the situation, Kagura, hurry up and call him Onii-chan, my life depends on these three words from your mouth."
Gintoki poked his head out to look at Kagura and said this with a serious face, and Kouhei shyly turned his head away and looked at Kagura expectantly, but...
"I don't want to. Why do I have to call this perverted Β ...
"StopStop!!! You are using metaphors that only five-year-olds would use!!!"
Gintoki looked at Kagura who was picking her nose with disgust, and shouted in horror that if this guy used a five-year-old's body to say the metaphors that only a fifty-year-old could say, he would definitely be killed by the guys around him!!!
It goes without saying that they would not believe that this cute-looking little kid was gifted, but would only believe that it was this dirty white-haired kid who led her astray.
Even if this is the first time they meet in this world...but they have cell phones.
Just at this moment, the familiar engine sound was heard, and the pink chainsaw was placed on Gintoki's neck again.
"Pervert, pervert, pervert..."
"It's better to chop the head into pieces before feeding it to the dogs..."
Seeing that Kohei's mind was gradually becoming confused, Gintoki was also very panicked.
"Kagura, please save me. Just say it out loud. Don't just stand by and watch me die—"
Gintoki shouted desperately, but Kagura still looked embarrassed.
"Eh—but…"
Kagura took her little finger out of her nostrils and flicked it, but she was still reluctant.
"What a pity, Gintoki..."
As Kohei said this, he increased the horsepower of the chainsaw and prepared to lift it up and chop towards Gintoki.
"Hashidou Madai! Little kid, tell me now! I know, as long as you tell me what you want, I will let Xinbaji buy it for you! Now he can even open a snack shop just for you! "
Gintoki collapsed to the ground and yelled at Kagura, and upon hearing this, Kagura's glasses lit up...
Xinbaji, who is floating on the water, said: Why do I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back?
"A dim sum shop?!"
"Yes, hurry up--"
Looking at the chainsaw that Kohei raised above his head, Gintoki shouted in fear...
"Kohei-kun."
boom! ! !
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Kouhei's whole body was shocked, and then the chainsaw in his hand fell directly to the ground. The strong murderous intent on his body also dissipated in an instant... The whole person was like a deflated ball.
"Hey, are you okay?"
Gintoki looked at the expressionless Kohei and asked with some confusion... Could it be that calling him Onii-chan is not affectionate enough?
"Little guy, we've built you a dim sum shop, can you be more emotional?"
Afraid that Kohei would hit him again, Gintoki hurriedly shouted to Kagura, who thought... since this time she was being given a long-term meal ticket, it was only right that she provide good service.
"Kohei-san, here comes Daisuke~"
When Kagura shouted this, Kouhei's eyes widened instantly, and then the chainsaw completely dropped from his hand. He then knelt on the ground trembling...
“Ugh…Ahhhh!!!”
Puff puff puff——
Kouhei, kneeling on the ground, yelled to the sky, blood still gushing out of his mouth!!!
"what happened to him?"
Gabriel looked at Aina and asked.
"Well, maybe it's because the sister-con who doesn't have a sister has realized his dream and his blood is boiling."
Aicai complained speechlessly... Anyway, these guys bleed a lot normally, so just let them continue to spray.
"Hey, don't die in my house, or the boss will really be arrested."
Gintoki looked at Kohei speechlessly and said… Someone died in the kindergarten, and I guess those JCs didn’t even bother to investigate and directly kidnapped the boss.
“…Gintoki.”
After spraying the snow, Kohei looked at it and spoke with a trembling voice.
“What, what happened…?”
Gintoki looked at Kouhei with some confusion, as blood was still flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"These...are all for you!!!"
Kohei took out 20,000 yen from his pocket and handed it to Gintoki with trembling hands. From his expression, it seemed that he was enduring something.
"Hey, hey, what's this money?"
Gintoki looked at Kouhei and asked expressionlessly, and slapped away Kagura's hand that wanted to take the money... Are you kidding me, what is a little brat going to do with so much money? He should take it.
"This is the money I was going to use to buy Lalazi merchandise..."
"I didn't ask you what you were going to do with the money?!"
Gintoki looked at Kohei and shouted, but for some reason he didn't dare to accept the money.
"Magical Girl Lalako?"
After hearing what Kohei said, Kagura spoke with some curiosity.
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