Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Could this bastard be a master swordsman with a chainsaw?

"Come on, come on, both of you get up quickly and lie on the ground to avoid catching a cold."

After receiving affirmative responses from the two, Kouhei immediately changed his expression and helped the two people on the ground up.

"The ground is not cold, but my heart is..."

"It's so chilling that it makes me feel like catching a cold."

Gintoki and Shinnosuke stood up and dusted themselves off...after being treated like that by Kohei, they were no longer in the mood to beat him.

After all this time... you're actually playing the innocent game? Who are you disgusting? Bakayaloo!!! Of course, there are also a few people who have been watching the show who think so... I thought you were going to show off, but you ended up pooping a big pile on me.

"He looks just like a dog."

"If you treat him well, then jump. If you treat him badly, just yell."

Iori and Aina shook their heads.

"Wait, where did he stuff his chainsaw?!!"

Shinbaji, who realized it later, pointed at Kouhei and shouted in fear. Hearing this, the others looked at him in surprise...

"You're asking this kind of question now? You're a little weird."

"No, no, no, he's the weird one, right?!"

"What's the fuss? Isn't it normal to have a fourth-dimensional pair of underwear?"

Iori looked at Shinpachi with a strange expression, and then took out a baseball bat from his crotch...

“Ah!!! It’s out!!! Even though it’s not the dick stick, how on earth did it fit in with this size?!! There’s no way it can fit in no matter how hard you try, right?!!”

Shinpachi yelled in horror as he looked at Iori's half-pulled baseball bat.

"That's because you're too young, Glasses."

Iori said, shaking his head in disdain before stuffing the baseball bat back.

“It’s been stuffed back in again!!!”

Seeing Shinpachi yelling again, Gintoki sent him flying with a flying kick.

"What a noise! I never taught you to make a scene, Glasses."

Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and shook his head in a rare expression of disappointment.

"Who are the eyes, bastard! And who wouldn't scream after seeing something like that?!!"

Hearing this, Gintoki turned his head to look at Iori, then nodded in understanding...

"Indeed, what you said makes sense."

"Right!"

Seeing that Gintoki had finally become a little normal, Shinpachi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Iori, who are you trying to scare by not zipping up your pants? It's so small, so don't take it out and go out, okay?"

Gintoki looked at Iori speechlessly and the latter immediately lowered his head upon hearing that and found that his door was really open, revealing his little bear pants... No!

"You're the younger one, you bastard!!!"

Iori cursed at Gintoki with an unhappy look on his face, and then closed his door, but Gintoki's face was full of disdain... Who was bigger and who was smaller was already clear during the physical examination.

"That should be all right, right, Shinpachi?"

"This is a huge problem!!! Is this the point, asshole?!"

Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was picking his nose and shouted speechlessly. There were so many things to complain about that he didn't even know where to start. Anyway, these guys were not normal!!!

What are the internal structures of these bastards like? ! !

"Hey, hey, hey, you know how to be contented? Can you stop being so difficult?"

Gintoki looked at the nose shavings he had taken out with an impatient look on his face, and rubbed them on Shinpachi's body with a look of disgust.

"You are the ones who are difficult to deal with, right?! If you think it's dirty, then don't dig it. Why are you rubbing it on my body, you bastard!!! You..."

"Okay, stop talking. My head is buzzing."

Just when Shinpachi was sorting out his complaints in his mind and preparing to burst out, he was interrupted by Gintoki... and he did it with the hand that had dug his nose before.

"vomit--"

Qiansha and the others looked at this scene and covered their foreheads helplessly... Forget it, another one has to go crazy.

"Gintoki, let's go in first."

"Yes, we are so tired from watching the show..."

Chisa and Mana looked at Gintoki and said helplessly, and the latter nodded upon hearing that.

"That's true... Eh? I don't think I have the key?"

"What?"×7.

hum-

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272

Chapter 272: The two legs are not as hard as the middle one.

Hearing the sound of a car approaching, everyone looked and saw a pink cat-shaped bus in the distance. It looked very cute.

You may be unfamiliar with Iori and Kohei, but you are very familiar with Gintoki and Shinnosuke.

"Ah, I'm back."

"Oh, I was just thinking what should I do if I forgot to bring my keys~"

When Gintoki saw the stroller coming, he smiled and said that it should be the eldest brother who took it for maintenance. In the past, he would take it to the shop for maintenance and repairs during the summer vacation.

"Eh? Is this your family's car, Gintoki?"

Ai Cai asked with some curiosity.

"Yes, this is the stroller used by Futaba Kindergarten, but Shinnosuke and I have rarely ridden in it."

"Eh? Why?"

"Isn't this the car that picks up students from school?"

After hearing what Gintoki said, Iori and Kohei spoke in confusion.

"Because I live here, I basically never take this bus except for group outings."

Gintoki shrugged helplessly.

"What about Shinnosuke? He doesn't live here, right?"

Mana asked, pointing at Shinnosuke standing nearby.

"Ah, this kid is always late. His mom always rides her bicycle to take him here. He's probably late about 25 days a month."

"Isn't Naki late every day?!"

Ai Cai complained speechlessly.

"Oh, I'm not that good~"

“I’m not praising you!!!”×7.

Seeing Shinnosuke looking shy, the others just waved their hands speechlessly.

"Eh? Really, don't you understand?"

Shinnosuke looked at them and shook his head speechlessly.

"Know what?"

Iori looked at him with some confusion.

"Because Meiya has always wanted to lose weight, but has never succeeded, so I let her ride a bicycle to take me to school every day, but I am helping her lose weight."

"I'm dealing with you so be careful~"

Shinnosuke looked at the few people and spoke righteously, even with a smug look on his face after he finished speaking.

"I'm not dealing with you but being careful. I'm being filial to my parents... You're being too filial..."

Shinpachi looked at Shinnosuke speechlessly and complained.

"Meiya is about to die of filial piety from you. Oh, yes... Xiaokui is also like this when she comes later."

Gintoki thought about how after Aoi started kindergarten, Misae had to deal with these two guys every morning... How pitiful! This was not the first time he felt this way.

Just when the few people were speechless, the baby carriage had already driven in front of them. Because of the reflection of the sunlight, they could not see the boss's face in the car clearly.

But since he is the principal of a kindergarten, he must look very kind, right? He must be a very kind and friendly elder...Except for Gintoki and Shinnosuke, the others all thought so.

At this moment, the door of the stroller was opened, and under the expectant gaze of everyone, a yellow figure appeared in front of them, and their eyes gradually looked upwards...

"Hey, you guys are back."

As a deep and slightly hoarse voice reached the ears of several people, an extremely terrifying face appeared in their eyes!!!

"Ahhh-"

As expected, several people screamed in fear.

Aina simply pulled Chisa and Gabriel away without even giving them time to react.

And a few of the remnants just sat there... well, their legs were weak and they couldn't run.

But it’s not their fault. The boss, who used to be gloomy and scary, has greatly improved in both voice and appearance now that he’s older.

After years of baptism, the eldest brother's face has more wrinkles, and the hair on his head, which was not much to begin with, has all fallen out.

Plus, it's almost dark now, and the boss has his back to the setting sun, so you can imagine how terrifying he is... No one would believe that he is not the underworld boss of the entire Kasugabe, right?

Is it impossible that even Gintoki has started looking for a time machine?

"Don't panic, let's find the time machine first..."

Gintoki's voice was trembling as he tried to stuff himself into the roadside vending machine, even though he should have gone to find a toilet.

Even Gintoki, who has lived with the boss for more than ten years, is like this, not to mention Iori and the others.

Iori and Kohei saw that their legs wouldn't get hard no matter what they did, and they knew that was the only way... The three of them looked at each other, then nodded firmly.

If you can't escape, then face it directly!!!

Plop!!! ×3.

"Please, spare my life!!! I haven't broken free yet, and I haven't done anything inappropriate for children with cute girls in LoveHotel!!!"

"I have an eight-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old daughter. Please spare my life! If you must kill me, at least wait until I've been called 'Oh Ni-chan'!"

Iori and Kohei didn't know when they were left with only a pair of shorts. The rest of their clothes and their wallets were neatly placed at the boss's feet, and they themselves were positioned in a very standard dogeza posture.

If this scene appeared in Love Hotel, it would be a completely different development.

On the other side, Shinbashi didn't make a sound, but his head that kept hitting the ground and his glasses that had shattered into pieces said it all.

There is a saying that goes - it's not what you say that matters, but how you do it!!!

"Eh? What's going on now? Xiaoyin, Xiaoxin, are they your friends?"

Looking at the three people kneeling in front of him, the leader of the Futaba Gang, Takakura Bunta, looked at them in panic, especially Shinpachi. Wouldn't his brain be damaged by eating so much?

As the director's voice returned to his normal state, Gintoki finally realized... why should he be afraid?

"My goodness, boss. It's only been a few months since we last met, but why do you seem to have become even scarier?"

"Yeah, even my legs are weak..."

Gintoki and Shinnosuke looked at the principal and said helplessly.

"I'm not the boss, I'm the headmaster... Are the girl who just ran away and these people the friends you mentioned, Xiaoyin, who are going to stay at your house for a few days?"

"Ah, that's them."

"Don't think they all look weird... Actually, they are just weird, but they are not bad people."