Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

"She'll kill you."

"Speaking of which, how badly has this photo been photoshopped? It's almost impossible to tell it's him, so why is he still so ugly? Or even uglier..."

Gintoki and Shinnosuke could only shake their heads as they spoke... It was horrible, it was already like this, and now it was making things worse.

“Harm——”×4.

In the end, the four of them could only sigh helplessly.

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"What are you four doing outside sighing about? Can you please come in soon?"

Yamamoto originally wanted to see if the four guys had arrived, but when he opened the door, he saw them.

"Ah, nothing."

"It's just a little sad..."

"At the same time, I feel a little relieved..."

"Let's go in..."

“Harm——”×4.

The four of them looked at Yamamoto with pity, and then walked straight into the house, which made Yamamoto confused... What the hell was that look?

He glanced at the house number outside the door... No problem, as handsome as usual? Did these four bastards get kicked in the head by a donkey?

"Really? You guys are finally here."

"I've been waiting for your beer for quite some time."

Nojima and Fujiwara looked at the four people who arrived late and said helplessly, "It's very late." Looking at the grilled chicken skewers on the table, it seemed that they had waited for a long time and all the side dishes had been eaten.

"Sorry, sorry, come on, the wine is here."

Iori said as he and Kohei placed the drinks on the table.

"Beer or anything like that would be too weak, Gin-san will give you something premium today."

Gintoki said as he placed a bottle of foreign wine directly on the table.

“Oh oh oh——”×6.

Looking at what Gintoki brought, although I don’t know what this thing is, I know it’s very high-end at a glance… It doesn’t matter how much it costs, it’s free, what’s important is to drink it!!!

"Come on, come on, cheers!!!"

“Cheers——”×6.

Several people were holding disposable paper cups, drinking a bottle of wine worth hundreds of thousands of yen, and after drinking for a long time, they could only come up with one evaluation...

“Once you drink it, you’ll know it’s expensive.”

“But it doesn’t taste as good as the water of life.”

Iori and Kohei smacked their lips and spoke calmly.

"It doesn't matter. After drinking this, I can be considered a high-end person, right?"

Nojima shook it and said with a smug look on his face.

"Are you dreaming?"

"No matter how expensive the wine is, it can't wash away your vulgarity."

"You call yourself a high-end person? You don't even watch high-end porn movies. How can you expect yourself to become high-end?"

Gintoki, Kohei and Shinnosuke looked at Nojima with disdain and complained.

"Are you three looking for a fight?!"

"Okay, okay, I'm just telling the truth, why are you so anxious?"

"Drink, drink."

Yamamoto and Fujiwara patted Nojima on the shoulders and spoke earnestly. Hearing this, Nojima looked at them strangely...

"Are you two really here to comfort me?"

When the wine got too deep, it was time to brag and reveal one's true feelings, but Yamamoto leaned against the wall with a sad face...

“Sometimes I wonder…”

"Ok?"

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Yamamoto like this, Gintoki asked curiously.

"Why can't I get a girlfriend?!"

Yamamoto said this with a distressed expression.

"What? Are you still bothered by this kind of thing?"

"It's not necessary, it's really not necessary..."

"Sometimes it's best to just live stupidly."

Gintoki and his companions patted Yamamoto on the shoulder and spoke earnestly.

"Are you guys looking for death?"

Yamamoto looked at them, and veins popped up on his forehead...

"So, what's the reason? I'm so perfect..."

As Yamamoto spoke, his eyes became melancholy again. The rest of the remnants remained calm... It was no big deal.

"Ugly."

"Poor personality."

"Poor as hell."

"Live a cheap life."

"You are indeed finished."

“It’s almost moldy.”

"Just give up on this idea and live your whole life alone." ×6.

"You bastards are so venomous, aren't you?!"

Yamamoto looked at his six best friends and his defense was immediately broken... Lies never hurt people, the truth is the sharpest knife.

"Oh, damn it..."

Recalling his lofty ambitions when he entered college, Yamamoto couldn't help but shed tears... He had clearly sworn that he would lose his virginity in the first semester of his freshman year!!!

"Oh, okay, okay~"

"I don't even have a partner, so don't be so wishful thinking~"

"Besides, the ratio of male to female students in our school is ridiculously high. In our class, it has reached 140 to 3..."

"Don't even think about looking for nuns in a Buddhist temple."

"There aren't many people in our class who have girlfriends."

Several people patted Yamamoto on the shoulder and spoke earnestly.

"Yeah, that's right, right?"

Yamamoto burst into laughter, then changed the subject and stared at Iori together with Nojima and Fujiwara.

"Iori-kun~"×3.

Seeing the three people taking out shovels and putting them on his neck, Iori did not say a word and just got down from the ground!!!

He couldn't do it in a 1v3 fight, and who knows if the three scumbags on the side would think that watching the show wasn't fun enough and join the battle directly!!!

"I've already told you that Chisa and I are just pretending to be in a relationship. She often treats me like trash, and I haven't even touched a hair on her. There's really nothing to envy!!!"

"very good."

"Then I'll let you go."

"Take care of yourself."

Yamamoto and the other two said this as they stuffed the shovel back under the bed. It seemed that they had not yet mastered the skills of the fourth-dimensional back.

"Speaking of which..."

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256

Chapter 256: Damn, there’s a woman around you, right?

"Where is that guy Mitarai? We have such good wine today, why don't you call him over to have a couple of drinks?"

Gintoki looked at Yamamoto and the other two and asked with some confusion.

"That guy Mitarai, ah..."

Nojima kicked Mitarai, and his expression was a little strange...

"Speaking of him, it seems like he hasn't paid much attention to us lately?"

Nojima looked at Yamamoto and Fujiwara and asked.

"Yes."

"I wanted to ask him to come with me today, but I couldn't get through to him on the phone. Even though it's summer vacation, he still has to collect his report card. He probably hasn't gone home yet, right?"

As they talked, their expressions were a little strange...

"Could it be that the guy thinks we're preventing him from finding a partner during the summer vacation because he thinks he's too handsome?!"

"This guy……"

As Nojima and Fujiwara spoke, their expressions gradually became ferocious. Seeing this, Yamamoto simply patted them lightly on the shoulders and then sighed.

"Really? There's no need for you to be so angry, right?"

"Yes, this is just your own imagination."

"Do you really have to think so badly of him? We are obviously just a bunch of scum. Even if he leaves us, he can't integrate into other groups."

Gintoki and Iori looked at the two of them, speechless.

"That's right, that's right."

Upon hearing this, Yamamoto smiled and nodded.

"As long as we tear his face apart next time we meet, he won't have such troubles, right?"

Yamamoto then gave a thumbs up to Nojima and Fujiwara, showing his big white teeth with a bright face... This is youth.

"I agree."×6.

Although the four scumbags thought that Yamamoto and the other two were overthinking, how could they remain indifferent when they heard that they could destroy Mitarai? If they didn't do this, they wouldn't be worthy of being Mitarai's best friend!!!

"But, could it be that he is going to work?"

Kouhei looked at the three people and asked.

"do not know."

"It doesn't feel like it."

"That guy doesn't look like someone who would actively work."

“That makes sense.”×3.

After all, they are just scraps. Although you have to work, you must be on time for work.

"That can't be that you have a girlfriend, right?"

Shinnosuke said this, and several people including himself laughed together. It was obvious that they did not believe it, or... were unwilling to accept this.

"How is this possible? This is absolutely impossible~"