Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Isn't this a no-brainer? Go straight to Huanglong!!!

As soon as the two walked outside the office, they heard faint conversation coming from the office, and then they tiptoed to the door to eavesdrop.

“Just We’s sales have been getting better and better recently.”

"After some promotion on the Internet, it will really take off."

"After all this effort, is it finally going to succeed this time?"

"Our plan has finally..."

Having said this, the two people in the room stopped talking, and instead some... sobbing sounds were heard?

Gintoki and Hijikata slowly stood up and looked at each other in horror... Their guess was right, they really wanted to detonate Just We, and even wanted to sell Just We all over the country through the Internet...

This ambition is even scarier than that bastard Edo!!! And what is the plan they are talking about? The last sob...Are they also perverted fathers who lost their sons? One plus one equals two?

No, could it be that... there are two Nantongs inside, because the new era successors being trained have their XP reversed by the correct values of the world, resulting in an effect where one plus one is greater than N? ! !

So they want to use Just We to rule the world and turn all men into barrels and all women into oranges? ! !

What a terrible plan...

The two thought about what the world would be like if this plan really came true?

The image of Kondo and the male gorilla instantly popped into Hijikata's mind, while Gintoki thought of the group of strong men in the club...

“Ugh——”×2.

"No, no, it's too scary... that kind of dirty world!!!"

"This plan must be nipped in the bud!!!"

As they spoke, they took out their samurai swords and Lake Toya with fierce looks on their faces.

……

252

Chapter 252: Shinpachi, Yamazaki, you have fallen!

"JC! Put your hands up!!!"

"I, Captain Fly, am here. Hand over the unlucky star to me!!!"

Gintoki and Hijikata kicked open the office door and shouted inside with knives in hand, but the next second... they were in chaos again.

"Ah...A Yin?"

"Deputy Chief?"

Looking at the familiar glasses and badminton racket, Gintoki and Hijikata didn't expect that it would be them?

"Ah Yin!!!"

"Deputy Captain!!!"

Shinpachi and Yamazaki, who were clinking red wine glasses inside the house, ran towards them excitedly when they saw the two of them, with tears in their eyes and open arms, wanting to hug each other.

Gintoki and Hijikata looked at the two, and couldn't help but shed tears from their eyes. They didn't expect it would be the two of them. They didn't expect... that they would kill their relatives today. It's really heartbreaking~

Just as Shinpachi and Yamazaki were about to hug their beloved family, two soles of feet appeared directly in their faces!!!

BANG!!! ×2.

Shinpachi and Yamazaki were kicked out directly, and the two people sitting in the corner looked at Gintoki and Hijikata in confusion...

“Why?!!”×2.

"You two still dare to give me Why? Yamazaki, the Shinsengumi didn't teach you how to take revenge on society, did they?"

"The Yorozuya didn't teach you to make something this dangerous, did it? Shinpachi."

Gintoki and Hijikata said as they silently placed their knives on their necks.

"Wait! What are you two trying to do?! Isn't this a reunion that should make us cry with joy?!! Why are you putting knives on our necks?!!"

"Deputy Captain, what's wrong with you?! Deputy Captain, say something!!!"

The two big spit-talkers from Yorozuya and Shinsengumi looked at the knife on their necks and shouted in horror, "What on earth did they do?!"

"Don't you understand yet? Stop being stubborn!!!"

"Even if your brains and XP have been indelibly damaged by traveling through the world, you cannot forcibly change other people's XP!!!"

Gintoki and Hijikata looked at the two of them, their eyes filled with pity and pain... He is obviously an excellent complainer, but he still turned evil?

"What are you talking about? We just made some alarm clocks!"

"What's the matter with XP? My XP has always been normal, okay?! I have always been loyal to my Tong-chan and Miss Mealworm!!!"

(Ps: Shinpachi likes Miss Mealworm, if you don’t know, please Baidu)

Yamazaki and Shinpachi kept shouting that they were really good citizens! Is it wrong to like idols and mealworms? ! !

After hearing what the two said, Gintoki and Hijikata's expressions became even more horrified...

"Not even because of men, but because of cricket mealworms? And you said your XP is normal? I didn't expect that you two have fallen to this level..."

"Just because a mealworm fell in love with someone else, you want to destroy Liben and make all Liben people only able to date mealworms... Then wouldn't you only be able to make dirty jokes to a mealworm? Wouldn't that make you a van, you bastard?!"

Gintoki and Hijikata shouted fiercely, raising their feet to perform a value correction kick, while Shinpachi and Yamazaki also shouted in horror upon seeing this—

"What the hell are you talking about?! What about falling in love with someone else, what about destroying the foundation, what about falling in love, what about a van?!!"

"We are just the manufacturer of alarm clocks. We are honest citizens! Don't kick our faces!!!"

It's a pity that at this time Gintoki and Hijikata just wanted to beat up the two of them. Why sell this thing when there are so many other things to sell? It made them so scared... Although these are all their own speculations, putting aside the facts, don't Shinpachi and Yamazaki do anything wrong?

Moreover, they heard the words "explosion" and "plan" clearly. Although they didn't know what happened to these two bastards, they at least had to correct their values.

So, half an hour later...

“Fufufu… These two guys are really thick-skinned. By the way, weren’t they just shouting that we had a misunderstanding or something?”

"Really? Why do I remember that the two of them kept asking what they had done?"

Gintoki and Hijikata wiped the sweat from their foreheads, then looked at the two ragged generals lying on the ground...

"Ah." ×2.

Only then did they react. It seemed like they were fighting too hastily?

After moving Shinpachi and Yamazaki to the sofa, Gintoki and Hijikata fed them some water. The former opened his eyes again, and the first thing he said when he saw the white curly hair and V-shaped bangs was - 'What on earth did we do?'

Is this really a misunderstanding?

Gintoki and Hijikata thought of this at the same time, and then they looked at Shinnohachi and Yamazaki on the sofa... Did they really misunderstand? They didn't look like the kind of people who wouldn't do such a thing?

After all, I used to work in places like the Yorozuya and the Shinsengumi.

"So what have you two been up to lately?"

"Tell the truth."

After hearing this, Shinpachi and Yamazaki had no choice but to tell everything that happened after arriving in Izu, otherwise they were afraid that these two lunatics would start fighting over a disagreement.

Although the feel of my hands and feet is very familiar, it hurts!

Shinpachi went to work at the Yorozuya in the morning and found that Gintoki and Kagura were not there. While searching, he found the toilet and saw the toilet lid disappeared. Shinpachi thought that the two had gone to buy a toilet lid.

I wanted to leave the toilet, but I took out the joystick without realizing it... After going to the toilet, my glasses somehow slipped off my head and fell on the joystick, and then I traveled through time.

Well, only the joystick and glasses crossed over.

Shinpachi looked at his empty lower body and thought that he was going to change from Shinpachi-kun to Shinpachi-chan. He didn't care about the dirty yellow liquid in the toilet and wanted to take out his dignity as a man... Then he also traveled through time, but it seemed to be a bonus.

As for Yamazaki, his case was very simple. He was sitting in the Shinsengumi's toilet and reading Small YellowBook while using the toilet. As a result, when he got up, he accidentally got up too fast and his head went straight into the unflushed toilet, and finally traveled through time with that filthy thing.

"I see, so you are also a gift."

"And the way you two traveled through time is really disgusting."

Gintoki and Hijikata said as they looked at the two with disgust.

"We all came from the toilet, so stop talking about each other!!!"

"Aren't you disgusting?!"

Shinpachi and Yamazaki looked at the two of them and said unhappily, and the latter coughed awkwardly when asked this.

"What about Just We? What's going on?"

Gintoki took out the Just We that Kousei had given him and placed it in front of the two of them.

"So didn't we say that?"

"This thing is an alarm clock!"

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253

Chapter 253 It was indeed the bastard they were familiar with.

"Isn't it because XP was blocked, the heir was corrected, and Miss Mealworm fell in love with someone else that you created these JustWe and spread them out to rule the earth?"

"You don't want to turn all the men in the world into barrels? These Just We are not bombs? You don't have hidden Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannons that can destroy Izu?"

After listening to the two's explanation, Gintoki and Hijikata looked at them with suspicion. These two were brothers in distress during the popularity ranking war...

"How stupid are we to do such a thing, you bastards?! What on earth do you think we are like?!!"

"These things have always been the fantasies of you two dirty-hearted guys. Hey, we never said anything about this, okay?!!"

Shinpachi and Yamazaki looked at the two men who deserved a beating and cursed, saying that these two bastards were simply not normal in their brains.

As soon as they came in, they started beating and kicking them, and even gave them two big beatings... What a huge harm this was to two men who had just successfully started their careers.

"That's not right. We were clearly saying outside that something of yours was going to explode. Isn't that JustWe?"

"And what do you mean by plan?"

Gintoki and Hijikata looked at the two and asked in confusion.

"Explosion? Clearly what we said was that we would use the Internet to make Just We a national hit and make our name known."

"The plan we talked about is to take advantage of the Just We explosion. There's no chance for us to appear on TV or anything like that, and then find everyone in Edo."

Shinpachi and Yamazaki looked at the two of them and said in silence. Of course, there was another reason they didn’t say… They wanted to rely on this explosion of popularity to let those guys in Edo see that the two of them, who were just ordinary complainers in Edo, had become something they couldn’t even reach!!!

They are definitely the highest in popularity ranking this time!

"Ah... So that's what you mean?"

"If you say so..."

Gintoki and Hijikata looked at the two of them, feeling somewhat embarrassed. They had really gotten to the wrong person.

"Oh, look, the flood has flushed the Dragon King Temple. Come on, Xinbaji, take a seat. Don't be polite."

"It's all misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding, we are a close family~"

Gintoki and Hijikata put their swords back into their own four-dimensional backs and said with awkward smiles on their faces.

"I have been sitting in ..."

"You have made me deeply understand what it means to beating is love and scolding is care..."

Shinpachi and Yamazaki looked at the two of them speechlessly, and finally could only sigh helplessly... They were already used to this kind of thing.

Moreover, these two guys are shameless and it is basically impossible to get any benefits from them. Shinpachi and Yamazaki are still very happy to meet them.

After a transition, Shinpachi and Yamazaki's faces and joysticks returned to normal. As the most frequently beaten characters, their transition and recovery skills had long been practiced to perfection.

"You two guys, it seems like you really made a lot of money. You even started drinking red wine."

"Isn't this brand very expensive? It's really corrupt."

Gintoki and Hijikata looked at the two and said with narrowed eyes, seeming to criticize them.

"Then why did you two bottle up all the wine?"

"And you two guys only pretend to be expensive..."