I am not mistaken!!! Even if the colors of these two things are the same, their lethality is totally different, okay?!!!
Although they really wanted to complain, they decided to keep their mouths shut for the sake of their own lives.
The four remaining people not far away also looked unwilling when they saw this... It was obviously just a little bit away!!!
"What should I do now? Instead of lowering the alcohol content, the alcohol content has doubled."
Iori looked at Gintoki and asked with a frown.
"It seems that being direct won't work. These guys are too sharp-eyed..."
Gintoki touched his chin and a thought popped into his head... If I can't fool my eyes, can I fool my nose?
Gintoki gathered the other three people together and told them his plan to replace the pillars with the beams. Hearing this, the three scum nodded with a sly smile.
Just when Takasugi and the others were about to go back, Ashi and Ashu called out to them to stop.
"Wait, although you are guests, you are also part of the drinking rotation. How about you give an opening speech?"
"Just say anything."
As Toki and Shou spoke, they pulled Katsura and Elizabeth over to them.
"Say something..."
Takasugi said this, looked at the others... and smiled in tacit understanding.
“It is an honor to meet all of you from PaB in this world, on this beautiful island.”
Takasugi chuckled and spoke.
“It is a wonderful fate to meet you all.”
"I hope this fate will continue forever."
Katsura and Tatsuma said from the bottom of their hearts that drinking with monsters like PaB made them feel like they were drinking with their comrades on the battlefield.
However, in the past, it was always other people who got drunk first, but now the situation is reversed. If these guys appeared on the battlefield, they would be as powerful as himself.
[In short...drink!!!]
Elizabeth held up the script board fiercely, and the strong men around her also shouted. The new Joy4 was also almost infected by this atmosphere and wanted to drink right now!!!
After the four dregs poured mineral water into the bottle of Water of Life, they looked at the new Joy4 that was shouting along with the strong men, and couldn't help but look confused... Why did they surrender to the enemy?
When the new Joy4 returned to the four remnants, they covered their foreheads… and were infected accidentally.
"Really? You four are totally useless. Not only did you fail to lower the concentration, you even poured four extra bottles of life-resetting water."
Gintoki looked at the four people and said with disgust.
"You bastard……"
"Then go pour the mineral water in there!"
Katsura and Takasugi looked at Gintoki unhappily and cursed.
"Humph, Gin-san is different from you guys. He will definitely succeed in lowering the alcohol content, even if it's just a little bit."
Gintoki curled his lips, and turned around with the other three remnants and walked towards the big vat.
"Does this guy think he's handsome?"
"How old does he think he is?"
"Even if he poured sixteen bottles in, it would only lower the temperature by one degree, right?"
[It’s so funny, pupu——]
Gintoki, who was walking in front, blushed when he heard what these three bastards said. He just suddenly wanted to pretend to be a passionate young man from Jump, but he forgot that the four guys behind him were old guys like him.
Shinnosuke and the other two standing by also turned themselves into Red-hot Jokers... Qi Kexiu, come on, Batman, take me back to Gotham, I want to go home!!!
"Yo, it's the four of you from now on."
"say something."
A Shi and A Shou looked at the four people and laughed. Hearing what they said, Kouhei was suddenly startled, then he retreated behind the three people tremblingly.
"Hey? Kouhei, what's wrong with you?"
"You want to poop?"
Iori and Shinnosuke looked at Kohei who was trembling and biting his fingernails behind them and asked with a puzzled look on their faces.
"I, I can't think of an opening line..."
Kouhei said with a look of horror, and finally even squatted in the corner to ask Lalako for help.
"I see. Are you not good at public speaking? It's strange that you care about this kind of thing even though you're naked."
Gintoki was speechless as he looked at Kouhei who was shivering in the corner.
"In that case, how about introducing yourself again?"
"That's a good idea. After all, we are only freshmen, and we didn't give very detailed introductions when we introduced ourselves before."
Upon hearing Iori and Shinnosuke's proposal, Kohei's eyes lit up.
"I see, there is such a trick. If that's the case, then I have no problem with it... I'll just tell you my name, hobbies, and motto!"
Kohei held the Lalako plush doll in his hand and cheered himself up.
"This is enough."
After Gintoki finished speaking, he looked at Iori and Shinnosuke, and then the three of them cleared their throats.
"Then let me start."
Iori said this and stood in front of the big vat, looking at the big men around him seriously.
"In general, thanks to joining this club, I now know that the submersibles that I was afraid of before..."
“Kohei Imamura!!!”
“It’s so charming.”
Next up is Shinnosuke's turn...
"Although I was forced to join at first, I also found happiness in this club, and I also met my favorite Nai now and in the future..."
"Lalazi sauce!!!"
Finally it's Gintoki's turn...
"Gin-san will live in peace with everyone from now on, and drink and dive happily together. Finally, I want to say..."
"Kohei-san, marry me~"
(Ps: This is what Kohei said in a female voice)
"What the hell are you doing!!!"
"If you can't speak, shut up!!!"
"Are you here to cause trouble?!"
Seeing that their speech had been turned into obscene words by that bastard Kohei, the three scumbags' foreheads were full of veins, and they picked up the wine bottles in their hands and smashed them at Kohei's face!!!
"Pfft-"
Du Gengping, who was smashed into a pig's head, didn't know why he was beaten to death. He just gave a simple self-introduction.
……
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Chapter 240: Shameful General! Escape from the Drinking Campaign!!!
"What are these four idiots doing..."
"Harmful……"
Aina and Chisa looked at the four scraps and sighed speechlessly.
"Eh? Azusa-senpai, why are you crying?"
Glass looked at Senior Azusa beside her and asked with some confusion.
"No, nothing, these are tears of emotion..."
Senior sister Azusa smiled and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes. After hearing the first words said by Iori and Kohei, senior sister Azusa exclaimed that she was touched.
"They really have a good relationship."
Nanahua also said with a smile on her face that she was very happy.
"Indeed, it's unbelievably good."
Gabriel also said with a smirk on his face.
Ah Shi and Ah Shou, who were not far away, also nodded seriously...
“What a wonderful speech.”
"But I didn't expect you to talk about how the four of you became so close."
"Who wants to talk about that kind of stuff?!!"
"It's all this guy who's causing all the trouble!!!"
"I told you to stop talking, I told you to stop talking!!!"
The three men cursed at Gengping and showed no mercy with their feet, kicking him in the face and on the joystick... Afraid that Gengping would be kicked to death by the angry three men, A Shi and A Shou quickly pulled the three men apart.
"Okay, okay, pour the wine in quickly."
"The cocktail party is about to start."
Hearing what Ashi and Ashi said, Gintoki and the other two nodded, almost forgetting the most important thing. Then the three of them walked towards the big vat and poured out the bottles in their hands...
"Eh?"
Gintoki looked at the empty bottle and couldn't help but feel a little confused...
"Water... no, where's the wine?"
Shinnosuke also spoke with a puzzled look on his face, and then the three of them saw that a small crack had appeared in the place that had just been plowed flat, which meant that...all the mineral water they drank had spilled out.
"Oh, you guys are really careless."
"Come on, I'll get you a few more bottles."
The senior with glasses and the senior with afro looked at the bottles of wine in the hands of the three people and smiled helplessly. Then they picked up a few bottles of water of life beside them and poured them all into the big vat.
The campaign to lower the alcohol content 2.0 ended in failure again.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I don't know who just said that I will definitely lower the degree~"
"The result is still the same. Just pour more life-resetting water in."
Katsura and Takasugi looked at Gintoki who was walking back, and couldn't help but have a sarcastic expression on their faces.
"It's the same thing, so don't blame anyone else. You should think about how to survive later..."
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, eight glasses of water of life were brought to them. Looking at the glasses in their hands, the wine had already exceeded the height of the cups, and the tension had obviously reached its limit.
"You don't have to fill it so full..."
Gengping looked at the wine glass in his hand and couldn't help swallowing.
"Eh? When did you wake up?"
Tatsuma looked at Kouhei and couldn't help but be a little surprised. After enduring bullying that was even more horrible than the bullying of the barbarians, he could actually stand here intact so quickly?
"Humph, if you knew what those two bastards wanted to do to me just now, you wouldn't be so surprised."
Kouhei looked at Tatsuma, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch a little... Just now, those two bastards, Toki and Shou, wanted to give him artificial respiration in order to get him to drink? That was even more terrifying than death.
"Never mind these little things. If every glass of wine were this full, we would definitely sleep tonight."
"We have to think of a way to reduce the amount..."
Iori and Gintoki looked at the wine glasses in their hands and said with shame on their faces.
"In that case, I have a..."
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