"WIG?!!! Why are you here?!!!"
Gintoki shouted as he looked at Katsura in front of him with a shocked expression.
"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"
"No wonder I said this fur looked familiar, it turned out to be you, Gintoki."
"No, why are you in Okinawa?! More importantly... why are you driving a motorboat here?!!"
Gintoki looked at Katsura who had no expression on his face and shouted in confusion.
"It's a long story..."
Katsura learned from Nozomi that Gintoki was coming to Okinawa, so they decided to close the store for a few days and go to Okinawa for a few days... However, just yesterday, they also played the banana boat, but they rented a motorboat together.
The result is that if you drive a motorcycle improperly, your loved ones will shed tears.
Because he was having too much fun, Katsura rushed out of the shore and sprinted at the fastest speed. When he returned to the shore, he found that... Takasugi and Tatsuma had disappeared, and as for Elizabeth, only a layer of "skin" was left on the banana boat.
“So, now I’m driving a jet ski to make money.”
"What? Are you planning to earn money to hire a rescue team to bring people back?"
"No, I wanted to earn money for the trip back to Izu, because we came directly to the beach, and when I got back to the shore, I found that all our luggage had been stolen."
Gui shook his head.
"By the way, do you have any money? Lend me some to buy a plane ticket home!"
Katsura looked at Gintoki and yelled while hugging his thighs.
And Gintoki looked at this guy, and veins popped up on his forehead...
"Go to the sea and be buried with me, you bastard!!!"
Gintoki shouted and kicked the wig directly into the sea. If they let this guy drive the motorboat, the three of them might end up like Aishan and the others... their bodies would sink into the sea.
"Gintoki, put on your life jacket..."
"Eh? Where's the guy driving the motorboat?"
Iori and Kohei threw the life jacket to Gintoki, then looked at the empty motorboat and asked with some confusion.
"Ah, it seems like I'm a little hungry, so I went to the sea to catch a shark to eat."
Gintoki looked at the two of them and said seriously.
“Huh?” ×2.
Although they were confused, they still told the boss, and in the end the boss took action himself.
"By the way, will you really fall into the water if you sit on this?"
Iori asked, looking at the boss in front of him with some curiosity.
“Basically not~”
The boss smiled and shook his head.
"There's no way to tell who's winning this way."
"Then don't worry too much~"
“Enjoy water sports happily~”
The three scumbags looked at each other and laughed happily, but when they shook hands...
Slippery~Slippery~
The smiles on Gintoki and Iori's faces froze instantly, and then they raised their hands...which were covered in lubricant.
"How dare you, you despicable bastard, use such dirty tricks?!"
Gintoki suddenly roared at the shameless Iori with a ferocious face.
"You're the bastard, you actually came up with such a despicable trick!!!"
Upon hearing this, Iori raised his middle finger towards Gintoki with an unhappy look on his face.
"You two idiots did the same thing..."
Kouhei looked at the two of them with disdain...but it seemed like he was sure to win.
however……
"You think you can stay out of this alone?!"
"Die together with me, bastard!!!"
Iori and Gintoki shouted and poured all the lubricant they had on Kouhei's hands!!!
"You two bastards!!!"
Feeling the slipperiness of his hands, Kouhei immediately wanted to punch the two scum in the face, but at this moment...
"It's time to set off——"
As the boss finished speaking, the banana boat rushed forward under the pull of the motorboat, and the three remnants also held on tightly to the handles coated with lubricant.
The bodies of the three people were also pressed tightly in their positions. The flesh on their faces was constantly squeezed backwards because of the high speed. Their faces became extremely stiff and blue veins kept popping out!!!
"Hey, hey, hey, are you two guys cramped? If you can't stop, just let go."
Gintoki looked at the two remnants on his left and right, gnashed his teeth and sneered... There was no other way. He dared to open his mouth now. It would be a luxury to close it again.
"You have no right to say that about us, asshole!"
"I think you're the one who can't hold it anymore. The expression on your face looks like you're constipated. Holding it in for too long is bad for your health!"
Iori and Kohei challenged Gintoki with ferocious faces.
"Gin-san is going to shit a big pile on your heads soon!"
The boss in front saw that the three of them were still joking and thought that he was driving too slow...
“We need to speed up~”
“Aaaaaaa——!!!”×3.
……
209
Chapter 209: It’s really messed up! It’s really messed up! ! !
“Youth is so good…”
Ai Cai looked at the people playing on the banana boat and couldn't help but be stunned...
"What's wrong, Ai-chan? You look so envious?"
"If you want to play, you can play the next one."
Ashi and Shou looked at Aina and spoke with some confusion.
"I really want to play, but I feel a little scared..."
Ai Cai looked at the two of them and scratched her head sheepishly.
"Hahaha, it's okay."
"Then the two of us will sit with you. It will be absolutely safe."
Hearing this, Ai Cai also began to look forward to it, and looked back at the banana boat speeding on the sea...
"If it doesn't work, just admit defeat!"
"Just go and sleep with those two guys!"
Iori and Kohei looked at Gintoki and shouted with ferocious faces.
"Dream on, you two. Gin-san seems to be very relaxed, but you two are almost exhausted, right? If not, just go and sleep on the joysticks of those two strong men!!!"
Gintoki held on to the handle tightly, but the boss was still accelerating and he was almost unable to hold on, so he was using friction to push himself with his feet.
As long as his feet don't slip, he won't fall!!!
However, Gintoki looked at the residue on both sides... They were doing the same thing, he had to find a way to kill them!!!
But all the lubricant has been used up... Now all I can do is kick them off with my own feet?
But I only have one chance at most, and I can only kick off one foot of each of them at a time, so there is a great possibility of failure... If I can kick off both feet at once, then they will definitely die!
Wait? Kick both legs at once? The only seat on the banana boat that can meet this requirement seems to be the middle seat? At the same time, the person sitting in this seat... is Gin-san himself!!!
Just as he said, since we are all scum, they will definitely think of the same conspiracy as himself!!!
Gintoki looked up in horror and found these two scums staring at him with a sly grin... Not good!!!
"Wait……"
"Wait a minute!!!"
"Go down and feed the fish!!!"
Without giving Gintoki a chance to speak, the two men each raised a leg and kicked him. Gintoki knew that he couldn't just sit there and wait to die, otherwise when his foot was kicked away, he would really be numb!
He would rather be buried in the bed by a little monkey than have two joysticks pressed against his face!!!
Gintoki was quick-witted and grabbed Iori and Kohei's pants the moment their feet were kicked away!!!
Although there was still some lubricant in his hand, thanks to the excellent friction between his hand and the elastic band of his swimming trunks, Gintoki was floating in the air, while the two pieces on the left and right made sharp explosions.
“What the hell——”
"Let go, you bastard!!!"
Iori and Kohei no longer cared about the wind that kept them from closing their mouths, and they screamed desperately. Their Armstrong cyclotron jet cannon was suffering unbearable hardships.
Gintoki was currently pulling at their swimming trunks tightly, but they couldn't let go of the handles, otherwise they would definitely be thrown off!
As the speed increased, the swimming trunks were constantly squeezing and tearing their eggs. If they were torn any further, their eggs would probably be squeezed into egg liquid!!!
And~… they feel like their crotch is about to split!!! A crack is about to appear, and they are about to become double-income people, assholes!!!
"No, it can't be done..."
"If you continue like this, you will definitely die!!!"
For the sake of their future sex life, Iori and Kohei let go of their handles, and the three of them were thrown out together. They performed an invincible and perfect water ripple run and golden turn on the sea, then crashed into the sea, and then slowly floated to the surface like dead fish.
"Ah, all three of them were thrown into the water..."
"It really is."
"A shameful thing."
Looking at the three scraps salvaged by the boss, Shinnosuke and the two seniors complained speechlessly.
"Wow..."
Seeing the miserable state of the three people, Aicai became even more panicked... Currently, she is in a state of being both inexperienced and wanting to play.
"Damn it, you two despicable villains! How dare you kick Yin-san's feet away!!!"
"You bastard, you have no right to bark like a dog here!!!"
"You almost destroyed my precious ammunition depot, you bastard!!!"
Everyone was speechless as they watched the three scumbags scolding and tearing each other's faces and hair...
"What are they doing again?"
Senior Sister Zi looked at the three of them and smiled helplessly.
"I don't know...but it must be something stupid."
Qiansha looked at the three of them, and the corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily... It hasn't been long since they came to Okinawa, and they are already causing trouble.
"You white-haired one are the most despicable!"
“You are the ones!!!”
"You are!!!"
"..."
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