Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

"Heh, did you think that you could defeat Gin-san just by running away? I am not called the Kabukicho Car God for nothing!!!"

"Hey, the weird outsourcing has increased again."

Shin-chan also looked at Gintoki speechlessly.

“Hold on tight!!!”

Gabriel, who was driving along the seashore, looked at the empty road in the rearview mirror and smiled crookedly.

"Hmph, you are still too young, Boss Gintoki~"

As soon as she finished speaking, a small pickup truck appeared behind her, and the distance between the two cars was getting smaller and smaller, making it obvious who was coming.

Seeing this, Gabriel stepped on the accelerator hard, and as the speed increased, three screams in the car were deafening and continuous...

"Help me—oh—"

"Slow down, drive slower, I'm about to vomit..."

Iori and Kohei lay on the board, covering their mouths tightly with one hand... They could hardly bear it anymore.

"Xiao Jia, calm down, you have to calm down!!!"

Ai Cai sat in the passenger seat, looking at Gabriel's somewhat crazy expression, and couldn't help but tightly grasp the handle on the car window... She was really afraid of death!!!

Gintoki, who was behind, was not to be outdone and accelerated steadily to catch up. Otherwise, how could he be called an experienced driver? Iori and the other man were still desperately shouting for help, while Shinnosuke and Aju were enjoying the sea breeze and drinking beer.

"Hey, isn't this Iori and Kohei? We haven't seen each other for a few minutes, why are you so upset?"

Shinnosuke picked up the beer and shook it at the two guys next to him. Seeing how he asked for a beating, Iori and Kohei really wanted to give him a middle finger, but they really wanted to vomit now.

"Fresh sea breeze, clear blue sky, sparkling sea, and coconut trees providing some shade..."

"Driving and drinking wine in this beautiful scenery is really a kind of enjoyment, don't you think so, senior?"

Shinnosuke said this and looked at An Aju who was standing beside him.

"That bird food~"

Looking at these two bastards, Iori wanted to scold them even if he had to endure his nausea... However, just as he knelt down and prepared to curse, his mouth spit out filthy things with mosaics.

"Fuck, you're so disgusting... Ugh—"

Just when Kohei was about to complain about Iori, he started to attack crazily the next second. Shinnosuke and Aju next to him instantly felt that the beautiful scenery around them was polluted... and felt like they were tainted.

"You two are so disgusting..."

"Wash the car clean later."

Hearing these two shameless guys daring to make sarcastic remarks, Iori and Kohei looked up and raised their middle fingers at the two during the halftime break.

"Really? Now that we're out having fun, you two should keep a good mood."

A Shou looked at Iori and Kohei and shook his head helplessly.

"How dare you say that... Ugh—"

"Didn't you ruin our good mood?!"

After hearing what Ah Shou said, the two men couldn't help but curse, and then they looked at the compartment board... It was full of filth and they couldn't lie down anymore.

"Come on, come on, now that you've vomited, drink two bottles of wine to moisten your stomach."

Shinnosuke said this, and took out two bottles of beer from the box and threw them at Iori and Kohei. At this moment, Gintoki and Gabriel finally encountered the first bend on this road!!!

As we all know...fast corners are the real fast ones!

Gintoki was still desperately trying to occupy the inner lane, but Gabriel was not panicking at all. Occupy the inner lane? Turn the drainage ditch? You lame bro!!!

A master should move forward at full speed!!!

Just as Gintoki was about to slow down, Gabriel suddenly stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward, causing Iori and Kohei on the board to catch the flying beer with their faces. At the same time, due to the bumps, one of them did not kneel firmly and his head hit the edge of the baffle. If nothing unexpected happened...

"Ah, they fainted."

Ah Shou looked at the two of them and said.

"It's good this way. At least I don't have to see their even more disgusting faces after vomiting."

Shinnosuke waved his hand indifferently and continued to drink beer.

At the same time, Ai Cai, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was also crying...

"Wait, there's a curve ahead, Xiaojia, it's time to slow down!!!"

Tears burst out of Aina's eyes, but Gabrielle smiled confidently.

"A true master doesn't know what deceleration is... Watch the dragon's tail swing!!!"

"no! No! Please!!!"

On the other side, Gintoki, who was slowing down to turn, was also confused when he saw Gabriel drifting handsomely and blocking the way in front of him...

"No, is she that awesome? How on earth can she drift so coolly with such a short body?"

Gintoki looked at the words 'Short film being filmed' in front of him and spoke in shock.

"Well, people always have unexpected talents. Be careful not to let her drive next time. Iori and Kouhei were almost thrown into the sea just now."

Ah Shi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked at the car in front of him and couldn't help feeling ashamed... This little girl not only drinks heavily, but also drives even harder.

"But if that's the case, you've already lost. It's a one-way street from here to the B&B, and there are only two lanes going in opposite directions. You can't overtake."

"Ah, that doesn't matter. I have nothing to lose anyway."

Gintoki shrugged indifferently after hearing what A-shi said, and then he looked forward again...

"However, the current posture of these two scums is somewhat... corrupting, isn't it?"

Gintoki looked at Iori and Kohei in front of him and felt a little nauseous.

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205

Chapter 205: What the hell! Is it Nantong? ! What the hell! The corpse is getting up? ! !

Because of the sudden acceleration, Iori and Kohei, who were already very weak, suffered severe head injuries and fainted directly on the car body. Now there was another drift, and their bodies were tossed back and forth. What kind of picture was formed in the end?

Teacher Ginpachi hopes that all readers and students can imagine carefully.

Under the blue sky and bright sunshine, a pickup truck with the words "Short Film Shooting" printed on it, a blond man was lying on the bed with his PG sticking up high, and a blue man behind him was pressing his joystick against the blond man's PG...

Even Mr. Ginpachi couldn't help but sigh...the words on the car body were not printed in vain.

"Luckily this road is quite remote and we didn't run into any other cars along the way, otherwise we would have been ruined."

Gintoki also sighed helplessly.

However, as the saying goes, if you speak of Cao Cao, the wife will appear...if nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen.

Hearing the horn, Gintoki leaned his head out of the car window slightly, and sure enough... there was a car coming from the opposite lane, and it was a Dayun with an extremely high field of vision.

If this were discovered...it would be bad no matter how you look at it, right? ! !

I can't care about the two guys in front of me. Anyway, I can fool them with the words on the car body. But I can't turn people into animals, right? !

"Hey, you two, get out of the way! There's a car coming the other way!"

Gintoki knocked on the glass window behind him and shouted to the two people who were drinking. Hearing this, Shinnosuke and Aju hurriedly spread out the tarpaulin beside them and covered themselves with it... The police here may not be as easy to fool as those two scums in Izu, so they have to cover their faces.

The tarp was still too small. It covered the faces of the two people but could not cover their feet. But there was nothing we could do about it. We hoped that the driver of the Dayun train on the opposite side would treat them as shaved gorillas wearing shoes.

At this time, the innocent Dayun driver looked at the two pickup trucks coming from the opposite direction and didn't pay much attention to them. But as he got closer, he gradually found something was wrong...

"Is this car...for shooting a short film?"

Looking at the words on the car body, the driver of the Dayun couldn't help but smile obscenely, but he couldn't smile anymore the next second...

Looking at the two people stacked together in a very bad posture in the back of the pickup truck, the driver's expression instantly became shocked.

But... this is a pickup truck, not a van? ! ! It's not right for you to just start filming in broad daylight? ! ! I didn't even see the sign that said "filming" just now? ! !

Wait, could it be that... passers-by are also part of their filming of the Play?

When he got closer and saw the whole scene on the compartment clearly, his expression changed from shock to horror.

Is this the kind of movie? ! !

Forget about this kind of film...what are these mosaics on the board? ! !

If it's Nantong... that's the only place you can go in, right? Could these filthy things be... no, no way? ! ! Stop imagining, you damn brain! ! !

However, in the next moment, he saw the two men open their mouths...

“Ugh——”×2.

The filthy stuff covered with mosaics continued to flow out of the two people's mouths. Seeing this, the driver breathed a sigh of relief... Great, it turned out to be vomit.

Bridge bean sack?!

Vomit? Why did he vomit during the filming? In other words... did he get stabbed in the throat? ! !

Ahhhh!!! I’m going to have a nightmare tonight!!!

The Dayun driver felt his scalp tingle and quickly avoided looking to the side. The same went for the pickup truck behind him. He was afraid of seeing something he shouldn't see.

But... the less you want to see, the easier it is for your eyes to look past it... this is a truth that humans cannot escape.

This one glance made the driver of Dayun feel cold from head to toe... Yes, yes, it's a corpse!!!

Why, doesn't it say 'livestock' on the body of the car?!

The driver's head was covered with cold sweat and he kept swallowing his saliva... Should he call the police?

Just as the driver was about to take out his cell phone, the 'corpse' moved.

Shinnosuke under the tarp suddenly felt that the elephant was a little itchy, so he wanted to reach out and scratch it, but his left hand was pressing down on the tarp, so he could only use his right hand holding the beer bottle to scratch it.

So, to the Dayun driver, this scene was like...

"The corpse's joystick is standing up. It's standing up, huh?!!"

"It's moving! The joystick has its own mind and is trying to control the human body. This world is going to end. It will become a world of joysticks and eggs!!!"

"Li Ben is really going to become Li Ben. The Earth is going to become a ball of shame soon!!!"

The driver slapped the steering wheel and complained, and the horn honked... So he really became part of their play?! He will definitely have a nightmare tonight!

Shinnosuke and Aju sat up, looked at Dayun, who kept honking his horn and suddenly braked, and clinked their bottles with a smile.

"That'll be fine."

"You couldn't tell there was anyone sitting on the board just now."

The two of them smiled and nodded, while Gintoki looked at the rearview mirror with some embarrassment...the Dayun driver had already stood by the beach and was thinking about life.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing, just playing the role of a corpse being shipped."

"I see."

Gintoki nodded in understanding... hoping that everyone was okay.

Thus, the two unruly pickup trucks finally survived the crisis.

Outside the B&B, Qiansha and the other three who had just arrived were standing at the door waiting for them...

"What are they doing? Isn't it too slow?"

Qiansha stared at the road she came from and frowned. Just as she finished speaking, two pickup trucks drove up one after another. Qiansha and the other three looked at the scenes in the trucks and couldn't help but look confused...

"What has irritated them? Are they still alive?"

Chisa looked at Iori and Kohei and asked Gabriel with a confused look on her face.

"Don't worry, I'm not dead yet~"

Gabriel smiled and waved her hand, then looked at Gintoki who was walking towards her.

"Boss Gintoki, we have a deal. If I win, I don't have to buy snacks~"

Gabriel looked at Gintoki and smiled smugly.

"I know, I know."