Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

"What can you do?"

Iori couldn't help but ask, he didn't want another guy to be pierced.

"My most powerful secret technique - the naked alien, can definitely intimidate all animals."

Shinnosuke said this with a smug smile on his face.

Naked alien, what is this?

Chika curiously focused her gaze on Shinnosuke.

"Naked alien? The one we played tennis with last time?"

Iori asked with some curiosity, recalling the guy's flexible butt the last time he played tennis.

"No, it's even better than that...I didn't show my proud butt last time."

Hearing this, Chika and Iori were both confused, and Gintoki beside them also nodded...

"That's true. If it's a picture of naked aliens, it might actually be useful."

Gintoki still remembers that when he was a child, this guy used this trick to scare away many animals, including vicious dogs, crows, monkeys...

"Well, it's decided to be you, go ahead Shinnosuke!"

Gintoki yelled, making gestures like he was throwing things, and Shinnosuke also cooperated by jumping into the air, exposing his butt in the air, Mega Evolution, an alien with an exposed butt!!!

"Ignore it~Ignore it~"

Shinnosuke approached the deer while shaking his hips.

Qianhua in the corridor had already covered her eyes with her hands, but the fingers she spread out said it all.

"This, this move is..."

Iori looked at Shinnosuke's butt and couldn't help but be surprised...it was much more flexible than the time when he played tennis.

"The naked alien, this posture will cause great fear to animals that see it for the first time, and even psychological damage. This is also one of the reasons why Shinnosuke was invincible when he was a child."

"I see... It's a truly terrifying skill."

After hearing Gintoki's explanation, Iori couldn't help but sigh, and Chika in the corridor was even more surprised... Did you just accept it so calmly? ! !

And... there's a deer behind you molesting your friend, are you really not going to stop it? ! !

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192

Chapter 192: Deer tube, it’s a deer tube!!!

Ever since Shinnosuke knew that his butt would never be as good as that of the little baby Aoi, he wanted to at least keep his butt in the most perfect condition at every age!!!

So he pays attention to the maintenance of his butt, so much so that when the girls in the diving club see Shinnosuke's butt for the first time, they will exclaim - what a great butt.

His butt is at a height that Aina and Gabriel will never be able to reach in their entire lives, and only Chisa can be compared to it, but... Chisa admits that she lost.

Chika looked at Shinnosuke's shaking butt, and didn't care about being shy, she just reached out and pinched her own butt... Damn it, I lost!!!

Shinnosuke's bare-butt alien slowly approached the deer in front of him, and the two ups and downs of the arcs were reflected in his ghostly eyes...

It seemed that he had seen it wrongly. Gintoki gave the impression that the male deer... smiled? It was the kind of smile that he would give to someone who didn't know his own limitations.

And just when Shinnosuke's butt was in front of the deer, it moved, jumped and turned, then pushed the ground with its front feet, and kicked Shinnosuke's buttocks with its hind feet!!!

I was kicked away——

Qianhua opened her mouth in panic.

"Ah~"

Shinnosuke seemed to enjoy the kick and shouted out loud, while his butt was kicked with ripples and a pair of deer footprints.

I screamed!!! This scream is not right?!!!

Qianhua complained wildly in her heart.

Looking at Shinnosuke lying on the ground with his butt sticking up, Gintoki and Iori couldn't help but be speechless... This guy's current posture is more suitable for Kohei's current situation. By the way... is that deer still rubbing against him?

Then they saw that the deer that knocked Shinnosuke flying was stepping on Shinnosuke's butt with its hooves... Will the loser not only have to eat dust, but also be humiliated?

You did a great job!!!

"How, how is it possible that these guys have no reaction at all to Shinnosuke's naked alien?!"

Gintoki looked at the deer in front of him in shock...

"What should I do? These deer don't seem to be legal?"

Iori looked at the two deer in front of him with some embarrassment and said to Gintoki.

"This is not only illegal..."

Gintoki said with a frown, then sighed helplessly.

"It seems that we can only use the old methods..."

Gintoki looked at Iori, who instantly understood Gintoki's intention and immediately took out two bottles of water of life from behind him...When in doubt, take the water of life!!!

Take it out - are you going to turn these deer into monsters in your society? ! ! Their fur can't be removed! ! ! If you drink it, you might die! ! !

Qianhua looked at the "weapons" in the hands of the two men, her throat trembled involuntarily, and she automatically uttered a hoarse "ah" sound... This water of life is really a killing weapon for ordinary people, and even more so for animals.

Could it be that... they want to disinfect the food for dinner?

Qianhua felt that she had discovered the highlight.

Gintoki first ran to the principal's side, took out two deer pancakes from his arms, then looked at Iori and nodded...

"Let's go!!!"

Then he threw the deer pancake in his hand directly at the two deer. As expected, animals are still animals after all, and they actually opened their mouths obediently when the enemy threw the food at them.

"Iori!!!"

"Brother, quench your thirst!!!"

Iori shouted and threw the water of life directly into the mouths of the two deer. The two deer's eyes, which were originally full of ghostly eyes, instantly widened. When all the water of life entered the deer's mouths, they stopped moving.

Looking at the deer that seemed to have been paused, Gintoki and Iori couldn't help but curl their lips... After all, they were just two deer and a cricket.

Just as the two were about to rescue Shinnosuke and Kohei from the dire situation, Chika, who was peeking in the corridor, opened her mouth in horror...

Stand up!!!

Looking behind Gintoki and Iori, the two male deer slowly raised and spread their front legs, standing on the ground like humans.

Let’s go!!!

Looking at the two deer walking towards Iori and Gintoki step by step, Chika was completely confused... Are these two things really deer?

And… why do these two deer seem to be getting stronger as they walk? Hey! What’s with all these muscles? ! ! Are these two deer really the same as the group of strong men in the diving club? ! ! Did they add animal drugs to the wine? ! ! Also, what is the golden aura around them? Can deer also transform into Suba Saiyan deer? ! !

Hey, you two, look back, they are about to kill you both!!!

Qianhua swallowed and wanted to ask the two to pay attention to their backs, but the two scumbags were not ordinary people after all, and they had a strong sense of dangerous auras.

But the moment the two turned their heads, they were stunned... What was going on?

Before the two men could react, the two deer moved first. They took out two steel pipes from the discarded debris in the corner and looked at them ferociously.

What The Fuck? ! !

Deer tube, friend? ! !

Seeing this, the two of them dared not laugh anymore and quickly took out their wooden swords and baseball bats...

Deer and humans are fighting——

Qianhua looked at the scene of two people and two deer chopping each other, and she had an illusion that her brain was baptized... If possible, she didn't want this strange baptism.

The principal, who had been lying on the ground for a long time, finally returned to his original minimalist style and turned into the most colorful one. Looking at Shinnosuke and Kohei who were being humiliated by the deer, and Iori and Gintoki who were fighting the deer... the principal couldn't help but feel a surge of anger in his heart!!!

How dare you hurt my students in front of me... Unforgivable!!!

Looking at the deer staring at him, the principal tore open his suit, revealing the... bulletproof vest underneath? ! !

Hey——Why are you wearing a bulletproof vest, Principal? ! !

Qianhua opened her mouth wide as if her head was struck by lightning.

The principal spread his legs and made a sumo stance. Seeing this, the deer still rushed towards the principal, but this time... the principal smiled.

He dodged the deer's antlers by leaning sideways, then grabbed the deer's neck tightly, preventing it from moving forward!

Then the principal pinched its chin so that its front legs could not touch the ground, and then flashed behind the stag. Because its front legs had not yet touched the ground, the stag could not kick out its hind legs!!!

The principal seized this opportunity, locked the deer from behind, and then threw the deer hard from behind!!!

I fell down!!!

Looking at the deer slowly closing its eyes, Qianhua shouted excitedly in her heart, but the scene seemed to be still, and the principal remained in the back-flipping position and did not get up for a long time.

Just as Qianhua was puzzled, she saw that the hair on the back of the principal's head... fell off.

Ahhhhh!!! It’s a wig—

Eh? Why? So the Mediterranean hairstyle is also a wig? ! ! Why, since it’s already bald, why not wear the hair on top? ! !

Wait? Generally speaking, if an old man has thick hair, people might suspect that he is wearing a wig, but if an old man has a bald head... people will never suspect that he is bald? ! !

So this is what you expected, Principal? ! !

You deserve to be the principal.

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193

Chapter 193: Deer Ball Sticks Up!!!

Moreover, not only did the wig fall off, it looked like... the principal seemed to have knocked himself out, so you might as well replace your bulletproof vest with a helmet!!!

Qianhua complained wildly in her heart...What should she do now?

Looking at this brutal backyard, as a member of the student union, she didn't know what to do. If she called for help, she felt like she was harming people. If she just left, she felt guilty. She called the police... What should she say? The principal and a deer died together? Two boys were being molested by a male deer? Two deer were fighting with people with bayonets with steel pipes?

Will the police let me find a bed in a mental hospital?

Qianhua picked up her phone and took a photo of the backyard. At least she wanted to have evidence to prove that she was not mentally ill, right?

Qianhua then made a phone call and explained the situation, and the police on the other side fell silent after hearing it...

"The location is Izu University?"

"Ah."

“…Is there a white curly-haired person among those people?”

"Eh? How do you know?"

Qianhua spoke in surprise, she clearly didn't say this.

"After you hang up, use your phone to record the scene. We will arrive at the scene with our filming equipment immediately!!!"

The policeman on the other end of the phone hung up immediately after saying that, and Qianhua was also confused... He actually believed it? She hadn't even used the explanation she had prepared.

Eh? Wait? Filming equipment? You guys are bringing the wrong things, right? ! ! Although she said that, Qianhua still took out her phone to take pictures of this strange scene in the backyard.

Two and a half minutes later, Hijikata and Sougo, wearing police uniforms, rushed to the scene.

"Did you call the police?"

"Yes, it's me!"

Qianhua finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the people coming. Looking at the boxes in their hands, they should be filled with anesthetic guns, right?

"What a spectacular scene..."

Sougo looked at the situation in the backyard and nodded with satisfaction.

"Did you take the photo as I asked?"

Hijikata put the box on the ground and asked Chika as he opened it.