Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Looking at the little monkey on the ground, Gintoki was completely speechless... Is there really no way to deal with this guy? Gintoki frowned. Logically speaking, although he didn't use too much force, it should still hurt, right?

But this guy was like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He didn't even scream even if he felt a little pain... Could it be that he was really helpless against her? Gintoki was a little unwilling. He couldn't find a way to get rid of this bastard in Edo before...

"So what on earth are you two doing in front of someone else's store?!"

A Miao, who had watched the whole process, was already extremely unhappy, so he grabbed the two men and threw them out together. The two were caught off guard and were thrown under the tree.

"Be a normal person, you bastard!!!"

"You two actually let me see such a disgusting scene so early in the morning. Don't you want to live?"

Ah Miao said this with an unhappy look on his face, then he spat at the two people on the ground and walked back to his shop angrily.

"It hurts, it hurts—"

"Gin-san is just looking for this guy's weakness, why are you so angry..."

Gintoki said helplessly, and then he found that his left and right hands were placed on two indescribable places on Xiaoyuan's body... Not good!!!

Gintoki turned his head and found that Xiaoyuan's face, which was so close to him, did not have the perverted expression he had imagined. Instead, his face was full of... shyness?

"Why are you so shy?! You're a little weird, aren't you?!"

Gintoki looked at Xiaoyuan with a puzzled look on his face and shouted, and then he rubbed him twice viciously! I feel that these two places are not good. If you touch them for a long time, sooner or later you will have "resistance to shame". After all, it's this guy.

"Really... I'm so unlucky so early in the morning."

Gintoki said as he pushed Kozaru out of the way and stood up.

"Eh? You're not going to continue?"

Xiaoyuan looked at Gintoki with a disappointed expression.

"Don't keep going, Gin-san doesn't have such a weird hobby, just go back to the store."

Hearing this, Xiaoyuan also stood up from the ground, then hugged Gintoki's arm and rubbed his face against it.

"Stop it, go back to your store, and find time to change the name of your crappy store."

"I won't change~"

"..."

"Go away, I have to go to class."

There was no way to deal with this nasty guy now, so Gintoki decided to endure it for now.

"Hey, how does it feel, Yin?"

Xiaoyuan looked at Yinshi and asked with a lewd look on his face. Yinshi naturally knew what she was asking, and he carefully recalled the feeling just now...

"The touch of ０派 is similar to that guy Yueyong, both are very good, but your buttocks are not as perky as hers."

Gintoki commented seriously, not noticing that the face of the little monkey next to him had swelled up like a pufferfish.

"Ayin is a big idiot!!!"

After shouting out the lines that a tsundere high school girl would say, Xiaoyuan angrily walked towards her shabby and crappy shop.

"Why are you pretending to be so young in front of me, this guy?"

Gintoki looked at Kozamo's shouting back speechlessly, then raised his head to look above the store door... He would take down the sign after class.

By the time Gintoki arrived at the classroom, the bell for preparation had already rung, and the seven scumbags in the last row consciously left a seat for him.

"Oioioi～"

"Oioioi～"×7.

After the few leftovers greeted each other, there was no more communication, and the two classes passed in silence... After all, it was 8 a.m., and how could college students not sleep?

Ring ring ring~

When the alarm bell rang for the end of get out of class, the eight scumbags all raised their heads, rubbed their eyes, yawned, and stretched in one go.

"It's great. We still have to talk about professional courses."

"Yeah, those elective courses are not as comfortable to sleep in as the major courses."

Yamamoto and Nojima stretched long and smelly, and sighed with a look of comfort on their faces.

"Go to sleep, no one will be able to sleep until the final exam."

Shinnosuke looked at them and shook his head.

"What bullshit are you talking about? Isn't that what a final exam is supposed to be like?"

"You really don't understand anything."

Yamamoto and Nojima looked at Shinnosuke and shook their heads with some disdain.

Because the few scumbags have been saving money recently, the eight of them don't have any extracurricular activities. After class, they go home and spend the day in decadence.

After separating from Yamamoto and the other three, Gintoki decided to take down Kozaru's sign first, so he asked Iori and the other three to go to the diving shop first.

Just as the four of them walked to the backyard of the teaching building, an old man with a Mediterranean appearance, whom they met for the first time but who seemed inexplicably familiar to them, walked over... He was not the vice-principal.

The four of them frowned slightly, as if they were thinking carefully... Then they noticed the bronze bust next to them... It turned out to be the principal.

So, the principal and the vice-principal are both Mediterranean, but the vice-principal is unwilling to admit this fact... So, why can he be the principal while you are only a vice-principal?

When Gintoki thought of this, the wig hanging on the ceiling kept coming to his mind. It was said that he had hung it back after using it that day.

"Students, are there any problems that bother you?"

Seeing that the four people were looking at him, the principal was a little confused, and then he spoke with concern.

"what?"

"No, it's okay."

"Hello, Principal."

"Thank you for your concern."

Seeing that the principal was so kind and gentle, unlike the vice-principal, the four scumbags also showed respect for their elders.

"Really? If you have any questions, you can always come to Principal Zhang. I will definitely help you as much as I can."

Principal Dongyun looked at them and said with a smile.

"Ah~ What a loving and radiant light~"

"This is what an elder or a senior is like~"

“Are there such good people in this school?”

"Maybe this is the so-called light in hell?"

The four scumbags looked at Principal Dongyun and felt like they could hardly open their eyes.

Just as the four of them were expressing their admiration for Principal Dong Yun’s kindness, they suddenly discovered a... deer appeared behind the principal?

Huh? Why?

deer?

Is it a deer?

Why are deer in this place? ! !

Looking at the big horns...or is it a buck?

So, why is the deer here? ! !

Looking at the confused looks of the four scumbags, Principal Dongyun also turned his head away...

"what--"

The principal opened his mouth and made a sound with a trembling throat... He was also confused. Where did this deer come from?

Looking at the deer with its back to him, the principal felt that he needed to protect his students. He silently took out a bundle of hemp rope from his arms, tied a section into a circle, and then started swinging it.

It was like a cowboy trying to lasso a mad cow or horse.

But because the rope was not long enough, the principal could only approach the stag little by little... Before leaving, he did not forget to give the four scum a thumbs up, smiling and showing his big white teeth... Principal, you are younger than us!!!

The principal approached quietly like this, and the four remnants couldn't help but swallow their saliva, not daring to make any sound for fear of disturbing the deer.

Just as the principal walked behind the stag and was about to lasso it!!!

It turned back.

The pair of ghostly deer eyes met the principal's gaze, and the next second...

boom! ! !

The deer turned around and bumped into the principal's stomach, knocking him flying! ! !

"Pfft-"

“Principal——”×4.

Seeing the large amount of blood spitting out of the principal's mouth, the four remnants also shouted in fear. This amount of bleeding will kill people, right? ! !

……

190

Chapter 190: Fuck! It’s on fire…burned out.

The principal rolled on the ground several times, holding his stomach and wailing in pain... Is he dying? ! ! This is definitely dying? ! !

“Principal——!!!”×4.

The four scumbags shouted in fear and then wanted to come forward to help. No matter what, they had to rescue the principal first!!!

However, the principal did raise his palm to them, signaling them to stay where they were and not move, he still wanted to fight!

"As a principal, how can I let my students be in danger? Leave everything to me. Next, I will use adult methods to deal with this deer!!!"

The principal stood up firmly. His ordinary back seemed to be shining with unimaginable brilliance in the eyes of the four scumbags... Oh, the light was reflected on his head.

"Principal!"

"You don't have to go to this extent!!!"

"Run away with us?!"

"It's still more important to stay alive!!!"

The four scumbags said this, but unfortunately the principal had made up his mind. He resolutely walked up to the deer, unzipped the collar of his suit, and put his hand into his arms...

“Masaka?!!”

"Is it the 'truth'?!!"

Gintoki and Iori stared at the principal. Although they had played with a cork gun that was similar to the real one, it was obvious that the real one was more awesome.

So, under the expectant gaze of the four remnants, the principal took out from his arms - deer pancakes?

"Wait for me."

"So the so-called adult method is bribery? Bribe a deer?!!"

"Shouldn't it be a gun?!!"

"…Why do you carry deer pancakes with you?!!"

The four remnants felt that the principal's tall image was showing signs of collapse, but... this was indeed an adult's way.

The male deer walked towards the principal little by little, and sniffed the pancake in his hand...

oh? Any drama?

The four remnants were a little surprised. It turned out that no matter what kind of creature it is, they all like to eat soft things... except perverts.

Looking at the male deer that opened its mouth to bite off the pancake, the principal smiled slightly, and the next second...

boom! ! !

“Poof——!!!”

“Principal?!!!”×4.

Seeing the principal being knocked away again and spitting out a large amount of blood again, the four scumbags could no longer hold back and shouted, "Is he really dead this time? ! ! "