Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

The three scumbags said this and imitated A Shou, adjusting the dial neatly and handsomely. Ai Cai looked at this scene and felt like she was the beautiful heroine in the movie.

Ai Cai slowly closed her eyes, enjoying this rare high-class atmosphere, until...

"The screwdriver you ordered, please."

"Wait for me."

Aicai looked at the glass with a pile of ice cubes and a Phillips screwdriver in front of her, and her expression froze instantly.

"What's wrong?"

Gintoki asked, somewhat confused.

"You're still asking what's wrong?! Isn't this too weird?!"

Ai Cai angrily pointed the Phillips screwdriver at the three people and shouted.

"Eh? Aren't you going to use a screwdriver to chisel the ice into water to drink?"

Iori asked in a somewhat strange tone.

"No matter how you think about it, this can't be the case! I ordered wine!!!"

Aicai shouted and banged on the bar, but this could not reveal her inner speechlessness.

"Oh, yes, yes, I almost forgot."

Iori smiled embarrassedly at this time, and then filled the glass with vodka.

"Your screwdriver, please."

"Use your sister?! So it's not like that at all, okay?! Do you think I'm easy to bully, you bastards?!!"

As Ai Na said this, she was about to stab the three bastards to death with a screwdriver. Seeing this, Kouhei hurriedly went over to grab her hand, then said with a creepy smile.

"Sorry, sorry, it was just a joke. We'll help you adjust it right away..."

"You'd better..."

Aina looked at Kohei speechlessly, then sat back in her seat. Senior sister Azusa, who was watching the show at the side, was also having a hard time trying to hold back her laughter.

The three scumbags quietly walked to the corner, and no one knew what they were discussing...

So, two and a half minutes later.

A cup of brand new screwdrivers appeared in front of Ai Cai... She silently picked up the screwdrivers in the cup and pretended to kill the three people!!!

"Eh?!! Is there another problem?!"

"Haven't we already replaced the Phillips screwdriver with a flat head!!!"

"And the alcohol was also changed to whiskey with a lower alcohol content?!!"

The three of them said in shock.

“Do I have to use a precision screwdriver?!!”

"Or an electrician's screwdriver?!"

"So, I think I should use oolong tea with wine, right?!"

"Assholes, I'll kill you!!!"

Senior sister Zi started banging the table when she saw this scene, and she felt so depressed that her stomach hurt.

"Forget it! I'll just order something else, I want a Moscow Mule!"

Aicai yelled in annoyance.

"What?!!"

"Yoshihara, don't go too far!"

Gintoki and Iori also shouted with displeasure upon hearing this.

"Eh? Where did I go wrong?"

After hearing what the two said, even the angry Ai Cai couldn't help but fall into confusion.

"You actually want us to go to Moscow to catch a mule for you, isn't that too much?!!"

"What the hell?! Who told you that this is how Moscow Mules are made, assholes?!"

Ai Cai complained angrily, and the three scumbags who heard this looked at her in confusion...

“Eh? Isn’t it?”×3.

"Of course not..."

Ai Cai no longer had the energy to yell at this moment, and could only sit on the chair and cry with despair... She was also burned out.

The store manager and senior sister Zi who were not far away were also looking at the four people with smiles on their faces.

“What an interesting kid.”

"Right."

"But it seems bad not to help~"

The store manager said as he walked over to Aicai, took out a cocktail mixing manual and handed it to the three residues.

"You should be fine with this, right?"

"Oh oh oh!"

"With this, everything will be fine!"

"You came just in time, Manager!"

The three dregs looked through the recipe book and their eyes lit up. They were the best at copying.

"What's timely about that? Are you trying to say that torturing me is part of your plan?"

Ai Cai looked at the three scumbags speechlessly, but even with the book she didn't quite trust these three guys, so she decided to let A Shou handle it.

……

183

Chapter 183: Virgin (Yamamoto) Blooms

The three residues looked at the recipe in their hands, and were shocked when they saw the raw materials of the screwdriver and Moscow Mule... The wine was not as good as its name.

“I feel like there are a lot of wine names that are hard to understand.”

"They all sound weird."

Iori and Gintoki looked at the beginner's mixing guide.

"That's because you two guys have absolutely no imagination."

Kouhei looked at the two of them and shook his head in disdain.

"Really?"

"So you have it?"

Iori and Gintoki raised their eyebrows and looked at Kouhei with some displeasure.

"That's natural, like this, Tequila Sunrise."

As Kohei spoke, he slowly closed his eyes, and a cloud slowly floated above his mind, and the picture he imagined slowly emerged in the cloud...

Well, this is exclusive to comedy anime, and all rights of interpretation belong to the author.

Aicai: Get out of here, you bastard author!!!

Gengping's imaginary cloud TV slowly revealed a valley. The sun had just risen, dyeing the earth and the sky into gradient colors.

"Oh, that's exactly how it feels."

Gintoki nodded expressionlessly. After all, it was pomegranate pulp mixed with orange juice, so it would indeed be this color.

"So, what about Miami Beach?"

Iori asked again.

When Kohei heard this, the image in his mind gradually turned into a scene of him leisurely drinking cocktails on a beach in North America...

“What about Long Island iced tea?”

Gintoki asked as he looked at Kouhei, and then he saw a round table covered with various tropical fruits.

"Sexy beach?"

It turned into a scene of a group of naked beauties on a French beach, and his expression became obscene.

Gintoki nodded upon seeing this. This guy really had a rich imagination. Then Gintoki saw another interesting name. This name... would easily lead to wrong thoughts if one was not careful.

"Last one, Cherry Blossom."

Hearing this, Kohei did not hesitate at all. The picture in his mind gradually turned pink. Suddenly, roses appeared in the picture. The last person to appear was... Yamamoto, who was naked, with a rose in his mouth.

At this, Kohei's face turned black, and he immediately jumped up and prepared to beat Gintoki and Iori! ! !

"What are you two bastards trying to make me think?!"

"You are just imagining things, pervert, right?!!"

"What does this have to do with me, bastard? I didn't say a word!!!"

(Ps: Cherry doesn’t just mean cherry, it can also be translated as virgin, so Yamamoto bloomed)

"You three bastards are enough, it's so shameful!!!"

Ai Cai looked at the three of them and cursed them speechlessly, which exhausted the little energy she had just recovered for complaining.

"In such an elegant environment, can't you be a little more elegant as well?"

Ai Cai sighed and said with an embarrassed face.

"Oh?"

"How to say?"

"for example?"

The three of them looked at Aina with some curiosity. This guy always had unrealistic fantasies about the people in the diving club.

"It's just like in movies and TV shows... a handsome guy pushes the glass to his side, and another handsome guy catches it steadily, and the two of them say simple and handsome lines."

“Oh oh oh——”×3.

"Also, couples clinking glasses in an elegant environment and saying something romantic like 'Cheers to your eyes'~"

“I see.”×3.

The three scumbags nodded expressionlessly, looking very stupid. Seeing this, Ai Cai sighed helplessly...

"Forget it. You three definitely can't do it anyway. You just need to act like normal people."

"Hey, you're very rude."

"We are normal, okay?"

Iori and Kohei looked at Aina unhappily and said.

"Eh? Do you really think so?"

Ai Cai was really shocked when she heard this. These three bastards actually thought they were normal people. Are they suffering from delusions?

"Watch carefully, we will show you now."

Gintoki said with disdain that the cricket was acting, but he, the Baibian Shirayaksha, had never climbed one!

"Then, I'll start."

After Gintoki finished speaking, he poured vodka and whiskey into a shaker in proportion, then added some ice cubes. Making oolong tea and shaking it gave it a flavor of taking off pants and farting, but the whole act had to be performed.

After Gintoki sat down, he started to shake the machine. Aina was a little surprised when she saw this scene. After all, it did look quite realistic.

But... when you shook the wine list, you covered the pouring spout! Didn't you notice that the heads of the two guys behind you were soaked in 'oolong tea'? ! !

However, since Mana didn't say anything, in order to maintain their so-called elegance, Iori and Kohei just stood there with an 'elegant' look on their faces.

So, two cups of 'Oolong Tea' were prepared. Since there were only three people, only Iori and Kohei could become 'elegant', and Gintoki asked them to sit on both sides of him.