Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

173

Chapter 173 is at least enough to make Elementary School Student Lai of the Death God shoot two episodes.

"Stop right there, asshole!!!"

"How dare you do this when we are chasing you!!!"

"Hand over your life now!!!"

"Come and die——"

The scumbags chased and shouted, luckily it was not too late, otherwise the manager would definitely make these guys pay.

"You bastards are just imagining this, right?!! I just... just got beaten up!!!"

Iori yelled at the scum behind him with a ferocious look on his face, but they didn't care what Iori said at all. In their eyes, he was just a dog with a mouth opening and closing!!!

Looking at their bloodshot eyes and the strong murderous aura that he could sense from a distance, Iori knew that only by dying together could he save his life.

After making up his mind, Iori rushed back to his own small room, and Gintoki and the other two followed closely behind...

"There's nowhere to run, right? Just surrender!"

"Bite your teeth!!!"

"Don't move, or I'm afraid I won't be able to kill you in one go. Don't add unnecessary pain to your life~"

Gintoki and the other two surrounded Iori step by step with evil smiles on their faces, while Yamamoto and the other three also blocked the door with ferocious faces... Iori saw that everyone was there, so he stopped pretending and gradually showed a sinister smile on his face~

"I didn't want to do this, but you guys were so aggressive... Now, let's go to hell together!!!"

After saying that, Iori opened the window and shouted to the outside...

"Senior, let's have a drinking party together——"

"No, stop him quickly!!!"

Upon hearing this, Gintoki immediately wanted to go up and grab Iori, but it was too late. More than a dozen strong evil auras instantly appeared behind the few remnants. He turned his head and looked...

A dozen hideous demons appeared in front of them. The oppressive scene made Yamamoto and the other three feel a little breathless... Their eyes became clear and pure in an instant.

"The dirty naked body appeared..."

Yamamoto said with a trembling voice.

"Cocktail party..."

“Where is it——!!!”×N.

Just like that, under the bright moon and shining starry night sky, on the quiet, mysterious, delicate and soft beach, a group of youthful, lively and active college students are running. They are laughing and dancing for their dreams... Ah, of course this is impossible, it is just the fantasy of the scum before stepping into hell.

The truth is...

A dozen naked men, each holding a bottle of liquor, waving their beeps, and running on the beach, skipping and jumping. They were grouped in pairs, carrying a fresh body, as if they were going to hold some strange ceremony. The scene looked particularly strange under the moonlight.

The four Yamamotos who were forced to drink had already fainted, while the four Gintoki had already given up struggling and allowed themselves to be manipulated by this group of strong men.

And so it came to the second day...

"Well……"

Gintoki slowly opened his eyes, but the dazzling sun made him close them again immediately. He sat up and looked at the sparkling sea in front of him...

"I just spent the night on the beach..."

Gintoki looked around him and saw naked bodies lying there one after another. If this was seen by passers-by, it would be like asking some elementary school student of the God of Death to act out two episodes of the show.

Looking at Yamamoto being washed away by the sea water not far away, Gintoki couldn't help but sigh... It was a miracle that he was not washed into the sea and drowned by the tide.

The strong man and the scum woke up one by one, and looked at the surrounding environment with their heads dizzy. Because they still had to work and go to school, they ran very fast, leaving only eight scums in the wind.

"What happened last night?"

Yamamoto asked in confusion as he looked at Gintoki and the other three.

"Don't ask too many questions. Knowing too much will do you no good."

Gintoki shook his head and said, if he knew that he was stripped naked and dragged to the beach by a group of naked men, even if nothing happened, he, a virgin, would have unnecessary misunderstandings about his butt.

"Let's go, go back and put on your clothes, and then have some egg rice."

Gintoki said as he walked towards the diving shop, and Shinnosuke and the other two followed him. After all, this situation was just a daily occurrence for them.

"……never mind."

"let's go."

Maybe the "medicinal effect" of the water of life was too strong. Yamamoto and the other three thought for a long time but could not remember what happened after they came to Iori's house yesterday, so they decided to put on their clothes quickly and go eat egg rice.

After rejecting the suggestion of these seven bastards to squeeze all of them onto his motorcycle, Gintoki borrowed a three-wheeler from A-shi and the others. That way, it would be no problem to take them over, but they just had to be careful of the traffic police on the road... Oh, it's okay without being careful.

"Are you ready?"

Gintoki turned his head to look at the seven remnants behind him and asked aloud.

"…What kind of style are you guys wearing?"

Gintoki couldn't help but feel confused as he looked at the huddled together debris covering himself with a piece of rain cloth.

"I don't know how long it will take you to get there on this tricycle. Let's sleep for a while."

"This tricycle is really big. The seven of us can all fit together and sleep well."

"This rain sheet is also icy and cool, it must be comfortable to sleep on."

"And if it's not covered properly, it would be terrible if someone saw it."

As they said that, these guys lay down on their sides like biscuits and covered themselves with the tarpaulin. Looking at these shameless guys, Gintoki couldn't help but be speechless... Why not take them to the cliff by the sea and push them all down.

It was almost noon, and Gintoki's forehead was soon covered with sweat as he was riding the tricycle and pulling such a cart of waste.

After pedaling for a while, she saw those two bastards, Hijikata and Sougo, on the side of the road again. They were standing next to the vending machine.

"Oi! Mr. JC, please give us a bottle of cold barley tea to quench the thirst of the hard-working people, or I will complain to you~"

Hearing this despicable and annoying voice, Hijikata and Sougo looked behind them unhappily, and Gintoki's sour face appeared in front of them again.

"You bastard are thinking..."

Hijikata was about to scold him but was interrupted by Sougo beside him.

"Why interrupt me?"

"Mr. Hijikata..."

Sougo pointed to the back of the tricycle with a trembling voice. Hijikata turned his head and the cigarette in his mouth fell directly to the ground. His expression gradually became terrified...

Although the few scumbags covered their faces well under the tarpaulin, their feet were not covered at all! ! !

"How about a bottle of barley tea, Mr. JC?"

Gintoki, who was unaware of the situation, looked at the two of them with a smirk on his face.

“…Um, well, it’s not impossible for Gin-san to buy it himself.”

next second...

"The murderer in front, Baimao, stop right now!!!"

"Stop right there, a chance for promotion!!!"

Looking at the two people chasing him like crazy on motorcycles, Gintoki pedaled his tricycle until smoke came out and couldn't figure out what he had done? ! !

"Why?! Gin-san is just a good citizen who wants to drink some iced barley tea!!!"

……

174

Chapter 174 Wow, seven barrels connected together...

"Finally, I finally got rid of those two bastards..."

Gintoki took a lot of detours and finally arrived at the egg restaurant that Yamamoto mentioned. The restaurant was indeed easy to find. It was right at the back gate of Izu University, just about 400 meters straight.

Just like what those perverts Yamamoto said yesterday, there are indeed a lot of people, and it is packed with male students who are in a period of filthy thoughts.

Looking at the name of the store "Shimuraya", Gintoki was sure that Amae was definitely inside, and wondered if Shinpachi was also inside.

The shop on the left is called "Songgui"... It has a strong sense of déjà vu. Next time, I will give the owner the photo of the wig guy "flirting" with the married woman in the motorcycle shop. By the way... If the owner is no longer a married woman, will the wig guy still come here often? Bai Yasha expressed his curiosity.

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is the store on the right... What's the matter with this store called 'Silver Ape Sky'? ! ! The image is too vivid, isn't it? ! ! And this store looks like a poultry maggot store, right? ! !

What's even more abominable is that there's a sign next to it that says 'Only white curly-haired people with dead eyes'... Veins popped out on Gintoki's forehead, and the perverted expression of a perverted ninja automatically appeared in his mind. This was definitely done by her!!!

After sending these few scumbags back, he must go in and use all the things in the store on that perverted female ninja! How can he repair it!!!

Restraining his anger, Gintoki silently parked the tricycle. Looking at the few people sleeping like dead pigs on the tricycle, Gintoki couldn't help feeling a little unhappy... I'm racing Speed ​​and you guys are sleeping soundly?

Even on this uneven iron plate, a few of the remnants were sleeping on their sides. Gintoki was impressed that they could sleep so soundly... If there weren't so many people, Gintoki would have found a dog to pee on them to wake them up.

"Hey, hey, hey, wake up you assholes."

Gintoki said as he kicked the tricycle. Several debris were swaying on the vehicle, and their brains collided one after another. The force was just right, confusing them without hurting their brains.

"Hmm? Master Yin, have we arrived yet?"

"Who the hell is your Master Yin? Come down quickly."

Gintoki said unhappily after hearing what Iori said.

"Fuck, Yamamoto, you bastard, why are you using your short thing against me? ! ! What on earth do you want from me? Get away from me now!!!"

Nojima suddenly opened his eyes and struggled desperately, shouting at Yamamoto behind him.

"Chenbo, this is Chenbo, do you understand?! I can't control it!!!"

After hearing this, the others immediately understood what Yamamoto had done, and they all wanted to escape from this... strange tricycle with a look of fear on their faces, especially Nojima who was being pushed by Yamamoto, and Iori who was behind Yamamoto.

However, even if they were lying sideways, the seven of them lying on the tricycle together was still too crowded, so if they moved together, no one could get out...

"I see, the Nozomi version of the human centipede?"

Gintoki nodded, then picked up his phone and took a photo of the seven people. Then, he looked at the crowded scene at Shimuraya, and suddenly a great idea came to his mind~

"Stop filming, Gintoki, please help us and pull us out!!!"

Iori looked at Gintoki and shouted, but what he saw was a malicious smile... Then he saw Gintoki turned around and cleared his throat.

"Hey, what are you doing? Shut up, shut up—"

"Come and have a look, there are seven Nangtongs playing with the human centipede—"

"Asshole, what the hell are you doing?!"

"Shut up!!!"

Iori and Yamamoto shouted with ferocious faces, but it was too late.

As expected, when Gintoki shouted like that, even those perverted men who were scrambling to buy eggs turned around, then all picked up their phones and rushed towards the tricycle... As expected, eating melons is the number one thing for college students.

Looking at the empty store, Gintoki couldn't help but smile and shook his head...he was such a fucking genius.

I staggered into the store, and inside were the dazed Ami and... Kyubei, who actually had cute twin ponytails. They were probably a little confused because the leeks in the store suddenly disappeared.

"Long time no see, Ami."

"I didn't expect you to be here, Kyubei."

Gintoki looked at the two and greeted them with a smile.

"Xiaoyin!"

"Gintoki!"

The two were also surprised when they saw Gintoki, and then they ran towards him to greet him... Oh, there was nothing they could do, because they were too excited to see Gintoki? Well, whether you want to hug or kiss, it's up to you.

Gintoki thought about it, and a helpless smile appeared on his face, then he slowly opened his arms...

BANG!!! ×2.

"Where the hell did you lead my guests to, you bastard!!!"

"What's up with that shitty toilet in your house?!"