Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

Suddenly realizing something, Nojima and the other two looked to the side in horror... With just a turn of their heads, Yamamoto was left with only a pair of shorts, and judging from his appearance, he didn't seem to intend to stop.

At the moment when Yamamoto showed a curl, Nojima used a knight flying kick and kicked him directly into the wall!!!

"Asshole! Wake up! Do you want us to be arrested and taken to the police station for tea?!"

"If you want to run naked, get away from me!!!"

"Don't let me see your short, skinny dick, asshole!!!"

Mitarai and Fujiwara shouted, walked up to pull Yamamoto out from the wall and beat him up! ! !

At this time, Kohei, who had confirmed the order with the waiter, came in and saw this scene... Has he been exposed? ! !

Kohei looked at Gintoki and the other two with some confusion. They hadn't even eaten yet, so if they were exposed like this, they wouldn't be able to get anything for free, right?

Gintoki and the other two also noticed Kohei's puzzled look. They shook their heads and then signaled with their eyes... It's your turn to perform!

Seeing this, Gengping's mouth curled up dangerously. As expected... only he could shock the situation.

Gintoki’s three guys only learned beautiful voice from him for a day, so it still didn’t sound natural to them. As for him, Kohei used to work part-time as a voice actor for beautiful girls at a voice actor company, so he is a professional!!!

"Stop it, stop it now! Stop fighting!"

As soon as Kohei opened his mouth, Nojima and the other two immediately stopped torturing Yamamoto. This sound was like a spring breeze in hell, like a clear spring in the desert.

By the time Nojima and the other two reacted, Yamamoto had already appeared opposite Kohei, with his usual coquettish face and a rose in his mouth that he hadn't seen for some time...

"Miss, please take a seat~"

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139

Chapter 139: I’ll just flip the table!

This bastard...

I was really too complacent...

No matter what outrageous request he makes next, I will never care about this guy Yamamoto again...

Also, your fucking mouth has been pierced by that withered thorny rose and it's bleeding, and you're still pretending to be a jerk!!!

The three Nojima swore in their hearts that if they had known earlier, they should not have stopped that bastard, let him completely humiliate himself, and then filmed it and posted it on the school forum, making this guy truly a virgin forever!!!

"Ah, it's Miss Hirako~"

"So, Ms. Hirako, what are your hobbies?"

Yamamoto asked while looking at Kouhei with a smile on his face, blood dripping from his face.

You bastard!!! Can't you start from another aspect? ! !

Or do you only know this beginning? You deserve to be a virgin, you bastard!!!

Give up now, Yamamoto! No matter how many times you go out to socialize, it's useless. Your brain is doomed to the fact that you are a virgin!

Nojima and the others were in despair. Yamamoto had given up everything in order to get out of being single... he gave up his eyes, his face, and even his dignity.

However, having the determination to give up everything without the ability to support the desire to lose virginity will still lead to failure.

"Me? I just watch anime. My favorite character is Magical Girl Lalako-chan."

"..."

Yamamoto said nothing upon hearing this, and continued to stare at Kouhei with a serious expression.

"What's wrong?"

This look made Kohei look confused, while Gintoki and the other two beside him couldn't help laughing and tried their best to breathe in and out through their nostrils.

"Well, what else?"

Yamamoto looked at Hirako and asked nervously.

"No, that's all I have."

Upon hearing this, Yamamoto and the other three couldn't help but widen their eyes. This... this is actually true? ! ! A normal monster can actually emerge from among these monsters? ! !

Yamamoto was even more moved when he heard this, this was what he had been expecting, a person with a sweet voice, ordinary hobbies, eyes, nose, ears, and no missing parts in the body!!!

Of course, Kohei didn't know what he was thinking. After all, Yamamoto didn't say whether he could add an extra part.

After all, even if it is full of vitality, tuna is still tuna, and a real man will not care about these thin...thick knots.

Seeing Yamamoto and the blonde beauty chatting so happily, Nojima couldn't believe it... Could it be that he was really taken advantage of by this guy Yamamoto? This shouldn't be the case. Even if he is such a monster, he shouldn't be interested in a guy like Yamamoto.

Mitarai, who was standing aside, looked at the four people opposite and felt more and more that something was not right. Sakata, Kitahara, Nohara... such familiar surnames.

Seeing that Yamamoto and Heiko were talking better and better, Nojima began to panic... He was afraid. He was afraid that this bastard would really lose his virginity before him. Even if the person he lost his virginity to was a monster, to be honest, it would be the same as long as the lights were turned off.

and so……

"Hey, Ms. Hirako, and I usually like to watch Magical Girl Lalako. What do you think of the recently launched maid costume Lalako-chan?"

Nojima kicked Yamamoto away, then approached Hirako and smiled...but this smile looked more like a twitch.

After hearing this, Kohei almost didn't even use his beautiful voice, and then he excitedly discussed the details of the maid Lalako with Nojima... What are your thoughts? Of course, they are all thoughts!!!

Yamamoto, who was kicked away, looked at this scene and stared at Nojima with a ferocious look on his face. Aren’t you interested? ! !

Nojima noticed Yamamoto's look and sneered... Why would I care so much about you? You want to be single? Dream on!

Yamamoto looked at Nojima, and yes, he read... Nojima's true thoughts.

"In that case, let's solve it with the most primitive method... Among the beasts, only the strong ones are worthy of the favor of the opposite sex, so damn, die, Nojima!!!"

"That's exactly what I want. Just lie down obediently!!!"

The two men shouted and raised their fists to hit each other directly in the face. Even though their faces were rippled, they still did not retreat.

Afterwards, the two of them used the same martial art - Xia Ji Ba Da. Their punches were so fast that afterimages appeared. Even though their clothes had been torn by their fists and their toes had already torn the tatami, they still stood still.

This really confused Gintoki and the other three... They hadn't even drunk the wine yet, and they hadn't even exerted their strength yet, so why were they killing each other?

Not really? Are you really going to fight over a corpse beast? You guys are really fucking hungry.

Although Gintoki and the other three were confused, this was the scene they wanted to see. Every time they blinked, Yamamoto and Nojima's faces would become more swollen, so firm.

"Excuse me, can you serve the food here..."

The waiter was just about to serve them when she saw a weird scene in the room... Four colorful monsters, two ugly guys who seemed to be cursed by the monsters and started fighting each other, and a squinty-eyed handsome guy sitting at the table pretending to be a thinker... Eh? She remembered that there should be eight people in this room, right?

"Ah, thank you for your hard work. Please serve all the dishes."

Gintoki kicked Mitarashi off the table as he spoke. The second waiter nodded somewhat embarrassedly, then moved all the whiskey and snacks to the private room, and then left in a hurry.

And Gintoki's kick just now completely awakened Mitarashi's memories that had been sealed for several days... He will never forget this power.

"You are Gintoki, right?!"

Mitarai stood up and pointed at Gintoki and yelled.

Upon hearing this, Yamamoto and Nojima immediately stopped what they were doing… and slowly turned their heads, with flames of murderous intent flickering in their empty eyes.

"Gin, who is Gintoki? People said Gintoki, hahahaha——"

Gintoki said this while stuffing crab legs into his mouth desperately!!!

"And you're still saying no? You can't even pretend to have a voice, you bastard! And you four bastards, not only lied to us, but you even changed your names so perfunctorily. Do you think we're fools?!"

Yutarai yelled with a hideous look on his face, he felt like he was being played, thinking back to his expectations last night, Yutarai felt like he was being force-fed shit!!!

Gintoki and the other three felt helpless when they heard this… Didn’t they originally treat the four of them as fools?

"How dare you, four scumbags, deceive us all..."

"How dare you tarnish the beautiful image of the association in my heart, how dare you play tricks on me..."

As Yamamoto and Nojima spoke, the murderous aura on their bodies seemed to have taken on a physical form, transforming into wisps of red smoke that surrounded the two of them. The way they looked at Gintoki and the other three also turned completely blood red...

There is no doubt that they...exploded!!!

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140

Chapter 140 Secret Six-Finger Thousand-Year Kill!!!

Yamamoto and Nojima said this, and then they rushed towards Gintoki and his four companions with Mitarai and Reiner. When Gintoki and his four companions learned that the matter had been exposed, they immediately stood up, and then took out the fake human heart from their chests and threw it at Yamamoto and his four companions!!!

Then the four of them immediately stuffed as much crab and sashimi as they could on the table into their mouths, and in the process they did not forget to moisten their throats with two bottles of whiskey.

Gintoki, Iori and Kohei were fine, as they only had baseballs, footballs and basketballs, and when they hit Yamamoto and the others in the face, it just made them swollen and bleed a little... Although Yamamoto and the others didn't know how these bastards managed to stuff the basketballs in.

But the moment Shinnosuke took out the shot put, the situation of the battle was completely different.

boom! ! !

Nojima was furious. He didn't care what the ball was that was hitting him. He shouted that he was going to hit it with his head. As a result, his head was still moving below his neck and was pushed backwards by the lead ball, making a crackling sound as it was pushed.

Finally, Nojima rotated 90 degrees with his neck as the axis, and his head was successfully pressed into the tatami, unable to get up.

Well, four against three, forget about exploding, it's useless even if you explode!!!

"Die to me!!!"

Even though Yamamoto shouted very arrogantly, he consciously picked Kohei. It was obvious that after seeing Nojima being crushed into a headless knight, his sanity was partially restored.

"How dare you deceive my feelings? I will definitely die with you today!!!"

"Is this the fucking social you found for them, you four scumbags?!"

Yamamoto and Mitarai threw punches and roared at Gintoki and the other three with ferocious faces.

"You guys should be content!"

"With your conditions, even if we kneel naked in front of the girls, not a single one of us would agree to introduce you to someone!!!"

Upon hearing this, Iori and Kohei shouted in displeasure, but Yamamoto and the others were in no mood to listen to their excuses!

"So you guys are just dressing up as women to mess with us, right?"

"What do you think of my sincere feelings and ideals, you bastard!!!"

Yamamoto thought about what he had just done, and his remaining rationality was torn apart by anger at this moment. He turned into a demon and rushed towards Gintoki.

"Between burying you directly and sacrificing ourselves to dress up as women and come to the party, we both chose the latter. What else are you dissatisfied with?! We even spared your lives, damn it!!!"

"The reward is just a few boxes of wine and a luxurious seafood dinner. You should be content!!!"

Gintoki and Shinnosuke shouted and dodged Yamamoto's fist by turning sideways. They had not finished eating the sashimi and crab legs in their mouths yet, and the crab roe in their hands could not fall off.

Unfortunately, these words only deepened Yamamoto's anger, but no matter how angry he was, he couldn't catch Gintoki and the other three... Mitarai and Fujiwara on the side watched this scene, just like amateurs catching loaches for the first time.

"You two stop looking and hurry up!!!"

Seeing Mitarai and Fujiwara standing there motionless, Yamamoto also shouted with a ferocious face.

Unfortunately, it's too late...

Because, the sashimi and crab legs have been eaten, the crab paste has been eaten, and the four remnants of the diving club with their hands freed are not something that Cricket's Yamamoto and two weaklings can resist!!!

"Eat my card face and kick it!!!"

"Eat my dynamic flying kick!!!"

"Eat my pussy and kick it!!!"

"Eat my feet and you will end my family lineage!!!"

The moment Yamamoto and the other two turned around, four size 42 footprints appeared on their faces.

"Grandma, I got you!"

"How dare Cricket Yamamoto be so rampant!"

"Cheating your feelings? Aren't you just a perverted scumbag who doesn't pick women? Damn it!!!"

"She even flirted with me, causing me to eat two less slices of sashimi just now. How can this be correct!!!"

The four bastards kicked Yamamoto on the ground fiercely. Seeing this, Mitarai and Fujiwara seized the opportunity, formed double seals, and sneaked behind Kohei and Iori... They knew they couldn't beat these four bastards, but at least they had to hold them back, otherwise... they would have to pay for the four crabs and a large plate of sashimi!!!

They didn't eat a single bite, how could they do that!!!