Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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What talk of the people's voice? I'm just suppressing the Japanese.
He was pumping milk at home.
Queen Charlotte's breasts were a little engorged, and she held up her little red bean, asking Li Xinghe to suckle:
"I have a lot of breast milk."
Li Xinghe jokingly teased in Chinese:
"The well opening isn't big, but the well water is plentiful."
"Humph!"
Queen Charlotte's expression turned cold, and Li Xinghe immediately began to happily nurse her. Then all the women in the family lined up to express milk, making Li Xinghe feel like he was about to die from being so full.
There wasn't even a year-end silver party this year.
Because everyone has started taking care of their children.
The year 2031 ended amidst the screams of the Japanese people.
Chapter 979: A Self-Deceiving Famine, and the Super Indigenous America! (4200 words)
2032 1 Month 1 Day.
The new year arrives in the joyous morning of hanging right-wingers.
Chiyo Hinaki brought a new suit into the room, shook Li Xinghe awake, and helplessly poked her son's face:
"Why are you sleeping in so late at home? Look at your women, they're all so vigilant. Early this morning, Shika Mikage, Mizukage, Aso, and Olympia were already scrambling for seats in the Cabinet Office to receive the morning greetings from their subordinates. It's as if if anyone is late, the official positions for the year will be reshuffled. Aren't you afraid they'll bully you from below?"
"It's okay, I've already ridden it."
Li Xinghe smiled, wiped his face, and embraced Chiyo Hina.
Chiyo Hinaki blushed slightly, clutching her already large belly, and gently pinched and twisted Li Xinghe's arm.
With her exquisite and charming face, resembling a model, Chiyo Hinaki's belly was already showing, and she was in her tenth month of pregnancy. So during this time, she basically handed over her work to Kokubun Tsukiyaki and mainly stayed at home thinking about having a baby.
Chiyo Hina whispered in Li Xinghe's ear:
"Let me ride it."
Looking sideways, Chiyo Hinaki's cheeks were incredibly rosy.
"You want to ride on top, right?" Li Xinghe was light and flexible and easy to push over, and immediately fell onto the bed.
"Tch, this is top-down." Chiyo Hina glanced back at the door like a thief, gently unbuttoned her dress, and straddled her son. The straddling position allowed her to control the depth of penetration, while the shallow entry and exit made her feel like she might lose control at any moment. This feeling of being neither falling nor falling made her feel lightheaded, and she quickly entered into the blissful state of flowing water.
Li Xinghe was mainly responsible for supporting her waist with both hands to prevent her from bending over too much.
At this point, Chiyo Hina-hime's mother was no longer afraid of overthrowing her superior.
When the people downstairs realized that Li Xinghe hadn't come down yet, Fuji Rie and Fuji Hinako went upstairs to catch them in the act. Sure enough, they found Chiyo Hinaki's mother riding on top of Li Xinghe and slowly rubbing against him, with small splashes of water soaking the sheets.
"It's almost 10 o'clock! Aunt Chiyo, the food is getting cold."
Rie Fujikawa knocked on the door and said silently.
"understood!"
Chiyo Hinaki hurriedly got up, her disheveled appearance adding to her cuteness.
It wasn't until 10:30 that Li Xinghe went downstairs to eat his already cold breakfast.
The idea of a subordinate overthrowing a superior was, of course, impossible. Li Xinghe's greatest fear in Japan was assassination attempts, so he established a cabinet special operations unit and conducted extensive reorganization within Tokyo to strictly prevent assassination attempts.
The girls, who had already finished eating, huddled together on the sofa, laughing and watching videos.
Li Xinghe asked casually:
"What are you looking at, baby?"
Shinze Taifeng handed the tablet to Li Xinghe:
"Look, the new YouTuber who's recently become super popular is called 'Daqi Zheye'. His jokes are so outrageous, hahaha."
Li Xinghe picked it up and almost spat out the porridge.
This "flag bearer" made a terrible video and wrote a terrible script, but he did come up with a very important, self-deceptive argument: "The Emperor is playing a grand strategy!"
To put it simply, everything that is happening right now is reasonable.
It is reasonable for the Emperor to allow Li Xinghe to pollute the bloodline of the Imperial Family, because Li Xinghe is tall, good-looking, and of Chinese descent.
The Japanese government's tolerance of Li Xinghe's rampant immigration is reasonable, because Japanese people don't have many children. So after Li Xinghe's efforts, the number of newborns in Japan has doubled, which is quite reasonable.
It's reasonable that Li Xinghe has torn apart Japanese political parties, because these parties are no longer capable of leading the country forward; they only create countless obstacles and are the main contradiction preventing Japan from reforming. Therefore, it's justifiable for Li Xinghe to eliminate them.
Japan's tolerance of Li Xinghe's vandalism of the Yasukuni Shrine and destruction of the tombstones of WWII war criminals, nailing everyone from the Showa era onwards to the pillar of historical shame... is also... reasonable!
This person explained: Without a doubt, Japan was defeated in World War II. In order to shed its status as a defeated nation, it was necessary to emulate Germany and carry out a massive purge of the parts of the country that had become a source of shame, only then could the nation turn things around.
In conclusion, all of this is reasonable.
Even if Li Xinghe filled the wombs of all the imperial women with his arrows, it was still part of the Emperor's strategic maneuvering.
The one who raised the banner also casually made up some nonsense:
"As long as Li Xinghe completes Japan's national reform, all of this is reasonable! Because we Japanese can take back our country and political arena at any time, we just need a henchman."
However, in reality, even the Emperor's home was occupied by Li Xinghe, and he could only afford to buy a standing ticket to attend events organized by Li Xinghe.
The Japanese have two peculiar characteristics: an unyielding stubbornness that won't give up until they hit a wall, coupled with an education system that is adept at self-deception. This allows the Japanese to enjoy a kind of mental upgrade similar to that of the Indians.
Such self-deceiving accounts are actually quite common on Japanese social media. They stubbornly believe that Japan is undoubtedly the most advanced country in the world, and that the Japanese nation is perfect. Therefore, they can only explain the current situation by saying things like, "It's all part of the Emperor's grand strategy," or "It's just a temporary reform using Li Xinghe's hand."
The funniest thing is that these people are deceiving themselves, yet they keep telling others, handing out flyers on the street, and calling for support for Li Xinghe because it's reasonable.
"Don't expose them; let them experience a spiritual climax in their self-deception."
Just as Li Xinghe was about to leave after pinching the girls' bottoms, Kai stopped him.
"Grandpa has something to ask you."
Kai said in a low voice.
At 87 years old, Trump finally squatted until his legs went numb in Florida.
Li Xinghe walked helplessly to the conference room and turned on his satellite phone with Trump.
Trump on the phone, with a stubbornness bordering on dementia, repeated himself repeatedly:
“This isn’t right! We agreed that he would serve as president for four or eight years, then hand the presidency over to my son, Donald Jr., for eight years, and then to my youngest son, Barron, for eight years, so that the Trump family dynasty would continue until after 2050. But he went back on his word after only two years. This doesn’t make sense!”
By this time, Trump's memory was starting to fail. But he still remembered his grand plan for the Trump dynasty. How could the promised thirty-year father-son succession have been usurped so soon after Vance took over?
He had been waiting in Florida for over a year, but Li Xinghe still hadn't sent troops to help him. This made Trump a little unhappy.
“We have to wait until the collapse of the U.S.... I mean the Vance regime.”
Li Xinghe guided Trump's emotions with a smile.
Trump pressed on impatiently; he couldn't wait any longer, he needed a definitive answer by 2031.
"So how do we calculate the collapse index for the United States? You can't just tell me we have to keep waiting, can you?"
Trump is already 87 years old. Although he is in his prime in American politics at this age—even Biden, who is in such bad shape, is still gaining momentum in the Democratic Party—what if Trump suddenly passes away one day?
"My military supplies support will end in May."
Li Xinghe's military support will only continue until May 2032, after which the supply of these war materials will end. Hundreds of thousands of artillery shells are estimated to be less than the amount of goods held by the drug lords and warlords. Next, Li Xinghe will export arms to the Mexican warlords, enabling them to wage counterinsurgency wars against the American occupation forces.
“I know, but that’s not enough.”
Trump played the accordion, believing that Li Xinghe was making excuses for him.
Li Xinghe smiled slightly and continued:
"May. The peace treaty I signed with Vance will come to an end, and Japan and South Korea will stop supplying war materials to the Americas. At the same time, two other factors will contribute to this period. The first factor is food."
"food?"
Trump looked up in surprise.
The blond old man had never gone hungry, so he had no idea what was so important about it.
But Li Xinghe said:
"Food and natural gas. If you've been paying attention, you might have noticed that the U.S. is facing huge problems with farming in the second half of 2031. Agricultural markets are fluctuating wildly due to the sharp drop in the dollar's exchange rate, leading to widespread farm bankruptcies. If I'm not mistaken, winter wheat planting in the U.S. last year was reduced by about 35%, and similar problems are occurring in the U.S. corn belt. The reduction in farm and ranch yields should be even higher. Do you know what this means?"
In the second half of 2031, when Vance was in the middle of his machinations, the US exchange rate collapsed, the financial system crumbled, and interest rate hikes and cuts were causing turmoil for the dollar.
This directly impacts the planting of winter wheat in the United States this fall.
American farms generally rely on financial loans to maintain their production. These farms have already been struggling for several years, and this huge shock makes widespread farm bankruptcy inevitable.
This is another problem, namely that Vance canceled transfer payments to agricultural states.
Without state subsidies, agricultural production in agricultural states has entered a state of overall contraction and decline.
What's even more ridiculous is that the United States' strategic grain reserves were converted into orders for Li Xinghe's two aircraft carriers, the "Lexington" and "Saratoga." They exported approximately two million tons of wheat to Li Xinghe as a deposit for these orders.
Winter wheat planting is now in a state of collapse, farms are collapsing, the national economy is deteriorating, and more than 100 million mouths to feed have been added to the ranks of those in Canada and Mexico.
Oh, by the way, Mexico's agriculture has been almost completely destroyed by American agriculture, and Mexico still has to import food from the United States.
Li Xinghe could no longer imagine what a terrifying yet beautiful scene it would be if the 4.1 million people in North America were to fall into a state of starvation.
He described it as follows:
"It will be a super-large, huge, crazy, hellish famine. The price of canned food will multiply, and bakeries won't even be able to buy a bag of flour. Your favorite McDonald's will become a luxury."
Americans may be struggling financially right now, but they still maintain the size of a developed economy, and people can manage to survive on cheap canned food and scraps of bread. What if they couldn't even afford that? What if supermarkets offered no food to fill their stomachs? Wouldn't American capital hoard food and deliberately create famine?
Li Xinghe waited with bated breath.
"Oh!"
Trump understood too.
He had witnessed firsthand how Haitians ate dirt, so he understood even more how terrible this famine was.
The countdown to death has begun.
……
Meanwhile, on the Baja California peninsula.
Taking advantage of the Christmas season, another batch of immigrants were brought in, bringing the total number of immigrants to 7.
Most of these 7 people were Koreans who dug tunnels in the mountains and built wartime factories, while a small number were Chinese who were active in the coastal areas, responsible for signing import contracts and engaging in legal smuggling.
On New Year's Day, everyone dressed in the white attire of the indigenous Indians, many also wearing eagle crowns, and celebrated together at the harbor of Grace Harbor:
"Comrades, the Dune Indigenous Republic has been established!"
Holding up a document from the Mexican government, Saqimu announced to everyone:
"Our Dune Indigenous Republic currently claims the Mexican states of Baja California, Baja California Sur, and Sonora, and has received recognition from Mexican President Claudia Sinbaum."
Clapping sounds~
Everyone applauded.
Despite this, there was still a lack of population. Most of the towns in the region remained largely uninvolved, with Mexicans observing from the sidelines. They supported the Republic of Dunes, but mainly because of the perceived brutality of the Americans.
How can we acquire more of the core population? You Lin has plum blossoms, you Lin is empty, what about...?
Saqimu proposed:
"The Republic of Dune will also establish its own immigration propaganda department. Our goal is to attract residents from East Asian countries to settle and work here, engaging in entrepot trade (smuggling). To ensure our survival, we hope everyone can contribute their ideas at this time."
migrant?
No problem.
Chinese people pulled out all sorts of historical records.
It's that simple. During the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, literary masters would pick and choose phrases to create academic garbage everywhere, such as the little-known legend of Faxian's arrival in the Americas, and the more famous legend of the Qing government's evacuation of Chinese citizens from Mexico.
There's also the legendary story of Ouyang Geng, the so-called special envoy, who was sought after by about a hundred local indigenous tribes. They said the Mexican government wouldn't tolerate them and was going to massacre the indigenous people, hoping the Qing government would consider the kinship ties and bring the indigenous people back to their homeland. This story was told with great detail, and it was even said that Cheng Biguang, who was in charge of leading the gunboats across the sea, wrote about it in his diary.
However, the true history is that Faxian never went to the Americas, the Qing government's Haiqi never even reached Mexico, the Mexican government agreed to pay reparations, and there was a political assassination attempt that was never resolved. The Qing Dynasty collapsed after the fleet returned from its voyage.
If you don't want to read the academic garbage produced by Chinese scholars from the Republican era, or the academic garbage written by British scholars, they already believed in the 19th century that Native Americans were Chinese immigrants who crossed the Bering Strait. Basically, they just use whatever is politically necessary.
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