Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Some might accuse the CIA, no, the U.S. intelligence community, of not clearly creating regional conflict.

Yeah, what else?

Otherwise, where will we find food?

When the Joint Chiefs of Staff, various commands, and chiefs of operations from each army jointly participated in the meeting, they expressed great admiration for the proposal to divide Mexico in two:

"We also support this decision."

If Mexico remains peaceful, everyone will starve. The current division benefits everyone. If Mexico continues to be unstable, everyone can take turns coming over to boost their performance.

Vance suddenly asked, stammering:

What is Big G doing?

The Director of Intelligence and the Joint Chiefs of Staff exchanged glances, tacitly ruling out any unusual activity by Li Xinghe in northwestern Mexico. Instead, they collectively said, "He's having children at home. He's already had nine children this year."

The implication is that Li Xinghe is just so-so, a short-sighted dictator who only cares about having children.

But Vance flew into a rage upon hearing this, smashing things and destroying everything, forcing everyone to flee the room and wait for Vance to calm down before continuing the conversation.

Vance became even more addicted to drugs, leading him to believe that Li Xinghe was currently holding Queen Austin and giving birth. So he cried, shouted, and screamed incessantly in the room, but in the end, there was nothing he could do.

The agents outside brought Blanca's secretary over and had her give Vance oral sex while simultaneously injecting him with two more drugs.

In a blissful state, His Majesty Vance, the conqueror of Mexico and creator of the world's largest nation, drifted into a deep sleep, tormented by the fantasy of whether his wife had cheated on him.

Chapter 977: CCP Impersonation Show, Atonement: I'll Call You Dad (5300 words)

December, also Christmas Eve.

According to European tradition, this is equivalent to celebrating the New Year.

Therefore, the Ukrainian asset management group held a general meeting to announce the quarterly mobilization reward and punishment measures to everyone:

“Those with outstanding work performance will receive a new refrigerator, oven, and television as a gift. All those who participate in the entire work process will receive 3000 RMB. Those who perform at the next level will receive 2000 RMB. Those who are not proactive in their work or do not work hard will receive a 500 RMB incentive bonus. As for those who cheat, cause trouble, steal community assets, commit crimes, or even sell drugs privately, they will be punished with crimes ranging from forced labor to execution.”

In addition, fresh fruit brought from the East was distributed everywhere as Christmas Eve gifts, leaving the Ukrainian indigenous people completely bewildered.

Why do we give fruit on Christmas Eve?

But since it's already posted, let's eat it.

Inside the European Command headquarters, staff officers are discussing matters concerning the United States:

"I heard that Mexico surrendered after only a few days of fighting."

"Solz used a very simple and straightforward tactic, punching into the heart of Mexico City, causing the Mexican regime to collapse instantly. This shows that the Americans also knew that the Mexican government had very little authority and could crumble at the slightest blow."

"What bad luck. If we had the manpower and resources of the US military, I could have flattened South America."

Ukraine may be in a terrible state, but its people have been fighting in war for a full 17 years. It can be said that two entire generations have been through the war. The Soviet arms that were once everywhere have now become a mix of European, American, and Soviet arms.

Therefore, after occupying the Nikolayev region, the coalition forces spent considerable time strengthening their internal capabilities, gradually establishing a mobilization and governance system that included militia, patrol police, local garrison troops, and the central army. They gradually transformed the governance of the eleven counties from simply planting a flag to controlling various departments.

After two months of total mobilization, the European Command has resumed operations at two large shipyards, repaired substations and power plants in Odessa, and laid down solar panels, ensuring that residents of eleven counties have access to 12 hours of electricity daily. The next goal is to restore 2-hour power.

Russia cut off the Friendship and Alliance oil and gas pipelines, but not the Balkan Stream natural gas pipeline, which supplies gas to the Balkans. A key node of this pipeline is located in the Odessa region. Therefore, the coalition forces not only ensured the supply of heating to residents but also placed an order with Russia to build a large natural gas power plant in the Odessa region.

Hu Zhantian returned from outside, shook the snow off his shoulders, and laughed:

"We've established a gun repair shop, a bullet reloading plant, a tank repair shop, and also a drone research institute and a radar station. We control the electricity, natural gas, and radio in the surrounding area, and we have the most tractors and the most collective agricultural capacity in the area. We've even formed an 'Internal Production Supervision Committee' and a 'Security Committee' under the European Command. I find it hard to imagine what kind of cosplay organization we'd become if we kept replicating this."

The internal production supervision committee, also known as the Cheka, was mainly used to supervise large-scale production and infrastructure projects. The security committee, on the other hand, was the KGB, responsible for scouting the surrounding area and preventing attacks from neighboring warlord forces.

"Haha, then you've got it wrong." The staff officers burst into laughter.

Hu Zhantian soon realized that he was still too conservative.

Because they displayed the latest jurisdictional flag.

In the center stands a large red flag, with an AK rifle and a hoe crossed in the upper left corner. In the very center of the design, the four English letters "Cccp" are sewn in gold thread.

Hu Zhantian gasped:

"Huh? What kind of Cccp do you have?"

The staff officers shamelessly stated:

“This is China-Ukraine Investment Group (Call for Funds)-European Command (Mand Center)-People's Alliance.”

People commented as follows:

"It's so fake."

"Difficult to maintain."

"It's obviously a personal OOC (Out of Character) fan creation that's just trying to ride on someone else's popularity."

It was supposed to be the European Command under the Ukrainian Investment Group, which was basically just a group of security forces. But with the increasingly fierce war situation, it almost managed to gather up all the fragments of the Soviet Union's corpse.

Hu Zhantian understood what the staff officers meant; he was just conflicted about:

"Would anyone actually believe that?" You Lin Youlin, you're busy; you Lin Zaizai, you're not here...

Everyone patted their chests, indicating that it would definitely work:

"I made these dumplings just for this bowl of vinegar."

"Ukrainians will definitely like it."

The average Ukrainian citizen doesn't understand the bizarre new interpretation of "Cccp" by the Ukrainian asset management group. When they see these four letters, their minds automatically start chanting "unbreakable alliance" or immediately cursing "dogs".

Often, it's not that Ukrainians don't understand, but rather that they have no other choice. If they could return to the familiar CCP era, they would gladly accept being deceived. Just as they know the EU won't accept them, yet they still fantasize that joining the EU will bring rapid economic development.

Now that socialism is no longer viable, we switch to capitalism; when capitalism fails, we switch back to socialism.

At Christmas, the coalition distributed new flags to various regions, requiring them to raise the flags at government buildings, military camps, and churches on the same day.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the 1st Armored Brigade, 2nd Armored Brigade, and 1st to 3rd Infantry Divisions under the European Command of the Allied Forces formed an assault group.

Chinese people don't celebrate Christmas.

The group formed a cluster in Nikolayev and headed straight for Kherson, the capital of Kherson Oblast, which was dozens of kilometers away.

"That's a sneak attack!"

The fact that someone was assaulted during the Lunar New Year holiday greatly angered Governor Alexander Provich of Kherson.

Born in 1983, he worked for the police force in Ukraine for many years, serving as the National Police Chief and holding a long tenure within the security services.

But when he saw the CCP red flag appear outside the city, Governor Provich still felt a sense of disorientation and disorientation.

At this time, Kherson International Airport had been bombed into ruins, and the coalition forces temporarily established a forward command post there.

Upon seeing the CCP flag displayed, the Ukrainian troops near Kherson scattered like birds and beasts. Even the local villagers would occasionally come over to inform their perceived "CPSU Central Committee" about military movements within the city.

There are about two or three brigades of troops in the city, of which two or three thousand are veterans of the Ukrainian War.

Hu Zhantian hadn't expected that the citizens of Kherson would so readily defect. He could only conclude:

"They don't miss the CCP; they've just discovered that the capitalist path seems unworkable in Ukraine, so they've started longing for an even more golden age. It's like a seesaw,"

But in any case, this flag really works.

Thus, the M1, T72M, and TR85 tanks advanced side by side, attacking the city of Kherson.

With most soldiers still at home during Christmas, they were powerless to resist and thus abandoned the important town on the banks of the Dnieper River.

The local warlord Alexander Provich has disappeared without a trace.

Finally, the Ukrainian asset management group found itself staring at the Russians on the opposite bank of the rippling Dnieper River.

This is Kherson, a city controlled by a Ukrainian asset management group.

Across the street is the Russian-controlled city of Tyurubinsk.

Russians are generally aware that the Ukrainian asset management group has a close relationship with Russia and that they have many private business dealings. However, seeing a group of Chinese watching the CCP flag being planted on the opposite bank of the Kherson River gave them the illusion that their land had been taken over by the Chinese.

Therefore, seeing the CCP red flag flying across the river, the Russians were both angry and anxious, and would occasionally look over during their patrols.

Half a day later, the Russians somehow acquired a bunch of old Soviet military flags and planted them on this side of the river. From Khorapristan to Pishanivka, the riverbank stretched for dozens of kilometers, with red flags waving everywhere, more numerous and vibrant than those on the European Command side.

So, both sides planted red flags together along the riverbank.

The coalition forces traced their route upstream from Kizomis at the mouth of the Dnieper River all the way to Novovoronsk on the border of Kherson and Zaporizhzhia regions.

The Russian Kherson military and civilian administration extends from Pokrovsk up to Babinje on the border, dozens of kilometers further than the flag planted by the Allied forces.

You are a CCP member, and so am I.

You are the mass alliance of the European Command of China's Ukrainian asset management group, and I am Russia, the eldest son bearing the portrait of the CCP and its urn.

It was truly a grand imitation show of the CCP.

Hu Zhantian, carrying the amusingly comical CCP flag, stood on the bank of the Dnieper River in Kherson Oblast, gazing at the surging river, feeling quite content.

"My flagpole has truly stuck in the asses of Russians and Ukrainians!"

Now, the European Command has control of two and a half Ukrainian regions.

……

Meanwhile, in Tokyo.

"my Lord!"

Little Austin looked ashen-faced and clung to Li Xinghe's waist, crying incessantly.

This was naturally because Austin had heard about the terrible things that had happened in Mexico City. Vance had severely insulted the Mexican president, and in such a sacred place as the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalajara. This was too shameful for evangelicals and caused great trauma to their faith.

While comforting the poor child, Li Xinghe signaled to the cabinet to continue the discussion.

Today we'll discuss just one issue: how to fix the data.

The economic and trade data for 2031 are not good, and China, Japan and South Korea are all trying to find ways to smooth out the data.

The Vice Minister of Finance told Lee Sung-ha:

"This year's economic growth figure is only 0.1%, the lowest in your three years in office."

This 0.1% figure is only because of the increased consumption brought about by immigration data, which makes the statistics look better; otherwise, this year would have been a negative value.

This is easy to understand. As the most important export market for Japan and South Korea, all kinds of goods, big and small, are sold to the United States. However, the US dollar exchange rate is in such a terrible state this year, resulting in a large gap in the balance of payments.

Li Xinghe's main method of controlling the Japanese was to redevelop the economy, which is why everyone was discussing it.

he asks:

"Should we include our smuggling business, ocean trade, tourism business in Okinawa, and business in Haiti and Alaska? Also, TSMC and nuclear power plants in Hokkaido, and the economy of Taiwan's immigrant areas?"

Prior to this, these informal businesses, including those in immigration zones, were not included in Japan's GDP. This was because a large portion of trade was informal and could not be publicly disclosed, making it inconvenient to include these figures in statistics.

After a flurry of calculations, the Ministry of Finance reported:

"We expect a growth of about 0.5%. But we cannot disclose the detailed figures."

Li Xinghe wrote the following instructions:

"That's good. The problem must be the economy. Even if it's just patching it up, we have to fix it. The economy will definitely be better next year."

Of course, because this year has been dragged down to the extreme by the collapse of the US dollar, it will definitely recover to a very good level next year. Maybe even a 1% growth rate.

After everyone had closed their eyes and left the office, little Austin finally lifted his pitiful little face, which had been crying uncontrollably:

"I don't want to go back to Washington~ I want to stay in Tokyo~ Waaah, you can have my Christmas present."

Li Xinghe touched the little girl's forehead:

“I’ve thought about it carefully, and we still need a buffer period of several months with Vance. We all need time to recover. At least for these few months, I will try to persuade you to stay in Tokyo.”

"I do not believe!"

Little Austin stood up, her still-childish little feet stepping on Li Xinghe's thigh. She gently peeled open her conservative nun's habit, revealing a pair of small breasts encased in thin, bright white stockings. The delicate curves of the stockings were accentuated by the seams, creating a breathtaking effect. The subtle friction from the stockings made Li Xinghe feel a tantalizing sensation even through his thigh.

Austin's pitiful little face simultaneously displayed a shy, pitiful, and charming expression. She even bit her red lips and stuck out her little tongue at Li Xinghe:

"Please, I really can't go back to Washington! I...can I call you Dad?"

At that moment, the office television turned on automatically.

On television, the Billy Graham family's latest critique of the Li Xinghe government was being broadcast.

The entire family stood in a studio set up by Fox News in Tokyo, explaining their impressions of the Tokyo Evangelical Tour.

As a character, The Little Queen is known for her stiff and expressionless face, so she appeared rigid and old-fashioned on the show, criticizing Tokyo to the host: "It is a prosperous city that has lost the love of God. Its citizens are extravagant and lack a devout faith in God."