Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Takajo Satsuki stood on tiptoe, her face flushed.

"Damn, pregnant women are so horny."

This is a perennially popular erotic theme in the world of anime and manga.

However, in reality, the doctor and family didn't dare to let Li Xinghe do anything reckless, so Li Xinghe brought Gao Tiao Wuyue over because she had extensive experience with backdoors.

Gao Tiao Wuyue helped Shang Qiujia into the bathroom.

To be honest, Takajo Mayu never imagined that she, a high school dropout, would one day be cleaning Her Majesty the Queen's harem.

Shang Qiujia asked with some surprise, "How did it feel to have your way in through the back door?"

"I felt guilty, but it was also very enjoyable."

Gao Tiao Wuyue rubbed her buttocks, not denying it.

As a result, when Shang Qiujia returned to bed after washing up, just as Li Xinghe's fingers touched Shang Qiujia's clitoris, Shang Qiujia suddenly felt a contraction in her waist and hurriedly called for a doctor.

Shang Qiujia was furious. Couldn't these two brats let their mother have her fun before they came out?

Unable to satisfy her lust, Shang Qiujia bit Li Xinghe's ear and licked it, saying:

"Damn it... I'm going to squeeze it out as soon as the lochia stops."

A female nurse pushed the bed over, and Shang Qiujia entered the delivery room.

Soon, Shang Qiujia, a mother of two, gave birth to a son and a daughter.

As a family tradition, Shang Qiujia was granted the right to name the child:

"The older child should be named Youren, in the hope that he and his brother will get along well. The girl should be named Quanzi, in the hope that she will be as clear and pure as spring water."

Despite saying this, Shang Qiujia kept giving Li Xinghe suggestive glances, so Li Xinghe had no choice but to kiss her to comfort her.

In September, the Imperial Household Agency announced to Japan: "Princess Sho Akiyo has given birth to a son and a daughter."

This news was very short, but the social shock it caused was enormous. It was nothing short of a magnitude 9 tsunami on the Japanese spirit.

Shang Qiujia has given birth again.

After the news was made public, it naturally caused a huge uproar in Japan, where such trivial matters concerning the Imperial Family are taken very seriously. For Japan at this time, the fact that Shang Qiujia had given birth to a son, 'Zhongren,' allowed Li Xinghe to control the Imperial Family and usurp the right of succession.

Now she's suddenly had two more children, a boy and a girl.

What can the royal family possibly do then?

Haven't they all become Li Xinghe's people now? You Lin, I have Yongzai Kong, you Lin Zaizai Mei...

Similarly, Australians and New Zealanders pay similar attention to the British royal family as Japanese people do. These countries are classic examples of societies with a monarchical system, where there is a natural degree of obedience regarding the succession to the throne. The more children Li Xinghe has, the less trouble they can cause.

To paraphrase Li Xinghe, they all deserve a good beating.

The two queens' momentary passion led to quite a few amusing incidents.

Some rumors suddenly started circulating outside.

Just like last year when rumors circulated that Ayako Aso and Eimi Shikamikaze were fighting each other in the Cabinet Office, like the Empress and the Consort, then Mizukage Tenpei jumped in and turned the power struggle into a Three Kingdoms drama. The tabloids wrote stories about the three women's feud like fantasy novels.

A tabloid said:

"It is said that the Prime Minister's chief secretary, Takajo Satsuki, and the European affairs advisor, Duchess Olympia, had quite a few disagreements in private. The reason was that when Duchess Olympia was walking, she couldn't see Secretary-General Takajo Satsuki, and her huge breasts bumped into Secretary-General Takajo Satsuki, causing her to fall headfirst into a trash can."

But these alone don't seem to be very imaginative.

Immediately afterwards, a small magazine revealed:

"It is said that there is a secret room in the Cabinet Office, which is used by the Prime Minister to rest. Once, the Prime Minister was resting in bed with the princess. Secretary Takataka was too short to see the person in bed, so he put another princess in. As a result, the two women were making a ruckus in bed."

"It is said that Secretary General Takajo May once saw two queens..."

After the audience finished laughing, they would ask:

"Why are all the jokes about Secretary-General Takasaka May's height?"

The main reason is that because Mayu Takajo has a low level of education, comes from a short background, and has been a VTuber, making fun of her has relatively mild consequences. It's unlikely she'll suddenly disappear from the world.

Of course, the addition of a new member to Li Xinghe's family has also put the Windsor family in an awkward position. The British royal family is increasingly incompetent and now has to proceed with extreme caution.

Fleet Street's assessment of this was both humorous and subtly poignant:

"While a desperate battle has begun on the other side of the Pacific in a burning inferno, on the west side of the Pacific, in Li Xinghe's home, a ridiculous romance drama between the Eastern Emperor and his harem women is still unfolding. Only women with little knowledge would enjoy watching it."

The British are sour because of a little-known fact: Chinese romance dramas and palace intrigue dramas also have an audience among women in Europe and America. Another reason is that the quality of palace intrigue dramas produced in Britain itself has been getting worse and worse.

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When talking about the burning inferno on the eastern side of the Pacific, one cannot help but mention the Southern Front Operation.

Neither the 38th Infantry Division in Texas nor the 40th Infantry Division in California had any notable achievements other than being disgraceful. A month or so into the ground offensive, they were still playing whack-a-mole with drug lords and warlords in major Mexican cities along the border.

On the eastern front of Mexico, Texas cowboys lost more than 600 lives in a single day, scaring them into hastily fleeing back home. The shameful news had spread all over the world.

The commander of the 38th Infantry Division was dismissed on the spot.

In the White House basement, during a war conference on the southern front, Vance angrily smashed things.

"These National Guard troops are indeed no match for us."

Although the National Guard is inadequate, the United States still has a military branch.

That is the defense force system left behind by Li Xinghe in Washington.

This place is truly teeming with brilliant minds and talented individuals, with radical left-wing and right-wing militias from all over the United States working together within the defense force. This organization, originally intended to keep armed militias across the country in check and to secretly urge the United States to wage war, has now been reorganized, supplemented with conscripts from the Immigration Bureau, and sent to the Southern front.

Vance's new lackeys hurriedly offered their advice:

"The Immigration Bureau was renamed the Immigration and Recruiting Bureau, and it had to catch at least 3000 new recruits every day."

Who would have thought that after being bombarded with KPIs for catching illegal immigrants every day, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) would now be recruiting at least 3000 cannon fodder soldiers daily? But since it's their specialty, they can just arrest people; it doesn't matter who they arrest.

The United States has very clear neighborhood boundaries, so they can target poor areas and places without police to carry out kidnappings. Immigration officers drive in in small vans, chase after street thugs, and can arrest seven or eight Black slave soldiers at a time.

The official kidnapping of conscripts that occurred in Ukraine is now being replicated in the United States.

Vance asked his chief of staff:

"Is the southern operational group ready?"

This time, the United States prepared over 100,000 infantry cannon fodder.

As a consistent adherent of the human wave assault doctrine, the US Army's human wave assault wave is actually its traditional specialty. After all, the US Army appeared rather clumsy and stupid in most of the 20th century's combat operations, and it wasn't until the Gulf War that this traditional view was decisively changed.

In an attempt to save face, the Joint Chiefs of Staff introduced the situation as follows:

"The Southern Operations Group is 80% complete. We plan to move the First Corps in Canada south to form the Eastern Attack Group."

The female secretary read Solz's resume again:

"The commander of the First Army, Mad Dog Salz, is a typical prairie hyena, with disorderly and crazy behavior. Salz came from the Stryker Brigade in the Army and served in Iraq and Afghanistan. He had a long history of fighting terrorists and had a record of torturing and killing prisoners of war, so he was rather extreme in his mind and behavior."

The Joint Chiefs of Staff pointed to western Mexico:

"We plan to reinforce the Second Army, sending them with five large, newly formed infantry divisions to launch an offensive across the desert and bay, forming a western attack group."

The female secretary read it again:

"The commander of the Second Corps, Vulture Wallace, is a shameless scavenger. He came from the Marine Corps, then managed to transfer to the overseas military attaché system, and later returned to the army and was assigned to the Logistics Command. His career has mainly focused on various positions with economic loopholes. Besides smuggling, he also steals from logistics warehouses, so Wallace's army is often criticized for its poor logistics."

The Joint Chiefs of Staff all turned their attention to Vance's female secretary.

Is now the time to talk about this?

And what you're reading is insider information specially supplied to Vance, isn't it?

Vance waved his hand to stop the Joint Chiefs of Staff from pursuing his secretary further, and instead asked, "Can a pincer movement from both sides solve Mexico?"

"Of course!"

The Joint Chiefs of Staff confidently stated, "We also have ballistic missiles and fighter jets, and our southern attack group will definitely launch a pincer attack from both sides and converge on Mexico City! At that time, you can also visit Mexico City to enjoy the highland scenery."

Vance expressed his satisfaction with this:

"Very good. Use the victory to carry out economic reforms. Use economic reforms to consolidate the victory."

Vance's advisors believed that by taking over Mexico and gaining complete control of the adjacent industrial areas, they could prop up the already depreciated dollar through control of offshore manufacturing. In this way, with Canadian resource areas on one hand and Mexican manufacturing areas on the other, the United States could advance on two wheels.

Although the dollar's form remains volatile, at least with the annexation of Canada, the rate of decline is narrowing.

Although the economy is still in a bad state, there is a trend of economic recovery if Mexico's production can catch up.

Although the world is not very obedient to the leadership of the United States, as long as funds are squeezed out of the European Union, the US Treasury bonds can continue to operate.

After concluding his discussion with the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Vance returned to his lounge with his secretary.

He patted his large belly as he ate a cake with excessive sugar.

"Once we take Mexico, we'll completely abandon the US healthcare system, wipe it out, and destroy the US healthcare conglomerates along with it."

This tactic is to learn from Trump.

Currently, the average annual healthcare expenditure per person in the United States is nearly $2, a highly abnormal rate. Outsiders might perceive this as evidence of advanced healthcare in the US, but in reality, it reflects how the healthcare complex has been hijacked by capital. Those familiar with Runren Stories know that a single session of talk therapy costing $5700 is commonplace.

His Majesty Vance can swear that it was not because these doctors ruined his testicles and were unable to cure his prostate that he angered the Supreme Emperor.

Thinking of his own testicles, His Majesty Vance felt a strong urge to have them again.

So he slumped onto the sofa and pointed to his pants.

The female secretary hurriedly knelt down in front of him, unbuckled his oversized belt, and pulled out a small penis from his flabby flesh. She then removed her dentures and took the penis into her mouth.

Actually, this female secretary was arranged by Vante specifically for himself.

To prevent assassins from biting off his genitals, Van specifically chose a female prisoner who had lost all her teeth and was addicted to drugs, making her highly obedient. She was also reasonably good-looking, and with makeup, she had a somewhat attractive air.

He's just not very bright, so he'll read out the internal evaluations of two generals directly at the Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting.

Vance was lying down, feeling very comfortable.

Although it cannot achieve an erection, at least a little bit remains on the tip, which is barely maintained through friction between the dental groove and the coronal sulcus.

The female secretary used a toothless chewing and swallowing motion to soothe him, then poked his testicles with her fingers. This immediately sent a shiver down Vance's spine.

But that still wasn't enough for Vance.

Vance pulled out a small packet of drugs and shook it; the female secretary immediately began to react.

"Give me medicine...give me medicine..."

Vance, like a dog trainer, tore open the bag, spilling the drugs on the ground, teasing the female dog he used for sexual gratification, watching her lick the white granules on the ground like a dog, stepping on her body, his heart filled with a morbid satisfaction.

Just as Vance was entertaining himself, there was a knock on the door.

Looking back, a cute little girl wearing a nun's headscarf and a black robe stood at the door, staring at Vance with a wooden expression.

Austin Graham, 14 years old this year, is Vance's mistress.

She felt utter disgust, yet she had to ignore the filth in the living room and said:

"Li Xinghe caused the Queen of Japan and the Queen of Australia and New Zealand to each give birth to a pair of opposite-sex twins."

Before Austin married into the royal family, she felt that Vance and Li Xinghe were simply a pair of crazy brothers in cahoots.

But after witnessing Vance's madness and unimaginable cruelty firsthand, Austen suddenly felt that Charlotte was a precious jewel, pampered and cherished, living a life of happiness, enjoying the most lavish coronation ceremony in the world, and living the freest and most joyful life. Now, she was even living the life of a queen, with children on both sides of her body.

The girl who was a year older than me was living a life that was simple yet difficult.

As for myself, it's an absolute hellish difficulty level.

"Understood. Have the secretariat send out a congratulatory message."

Vance said, bored.

This little girl, whom Vance could look at but not touch, was very annoying.

She refused to knock out her own teeth to serve her husband, which was a blatant disobedience to biblical guidance.

The young nun turned and walked away.

Back in the White House prayer room, Austin took out a makeshift set of bedding from under the cabinet. She now slept there every night, locking the door and carrying a gun to prevent her chastity from being defiled.

Before going to bed, Austin took out his tablet and flipped to the electronic manuscript about Li Xinghe and his war church.

The girl prays before bed:

"Oh God, if Li Xinghe can hear my prayer, please let Vance die."