Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Many high-ranking Self-Defense Force officers have expressed their shock and lingering thoughts:

"This is... the USS Midway, the aircraft carrier that was stationed at Yokosuka Naval Base for a long time to suppress the Japanese."

During their service, the USS Midway served as the flagship of the US occupation forces stationed in the Seventh Fleet, and its daily docking at Dock No. 6 was not easily accessible to Japanese Self-Defense Force officers. Many Self-Defense Force officers spent a significant portion of their service under the oppressive presence of this behemoth, which was their greatest fear during their recruit days.

But for the officers of the coalition forces, this was quite amusing.

One of the younger staff officers even jokingly said:

"She's practically an elven knight who's been dragged home by goblins."

The massive flagship that once rode on the backs of the Japanese was like a huge but exhausted, beautiful elven knight, and an older one at that. The small tugboats of the Allied forces surrounding it were like small, ugly goblins.

Now the goblins have captured the elven female knight and are trying to drag her back to the haven where she once roamed freely.

The coalition forces erupted in laughter, with many newly arrived young staff officers eagerly anticipating the event and spouting off a string of witty remarks.

Li Xinghe glanced back speechlessly at the young quartermaster officer of the Allied Forces:

"In formal settings, avoid making strange remarks."

The line was quiet.

Everyone was just teasing each other behind their backs; it turns out the boss is quite knowledgeable too.

Li Xinghe coughed twice, giving his subordinates a warning:

"Bringing this thing back is really just an add-on. The old ship, which started construction in 1943, doesn't have much combat capability, and its design is far less advanced than the Nimitz. It's a pity we can't get our hands on the Ford-class, but it doesn't matter much. The Yamato and Musashi are basically completed and will be launched for sea trials in a few months. Everyone doesn't need to worry too much about this. The Americans are selling their property, and we're just taking it home at a discount."

Lin Youzi, hands on her hips, said with deep emotion:

"The Americans are quite shrewd when it comes to selling their assets. I heard that they sold a lot of aviation secrets through the Hong Kong port over the past thirty years. Now they're paying the price, I wonder if they'll regret it."

This is not a rumor. The rapid development of China's domestic aviation industry over the past thirty years is inseparable from the study of the US aviation industry. As long as there is demand, there will always be things flowing between China and the US. A large number of relevant US documents have entered through Hong Kong. Naturally, many things that the US needs have also quietly arrived in Los Angeles. It's just that one side can strengthen control, while the other often has to pretend to know nothing.

When it comes to selling out one's country, the US is inherently difficult to control due to its system. After all, their diplomacy and politics are inextricably linked, and they rely heavily on these undercover relationships with foreign countries to lubricate the operation of American politics.

An officer familiar with the situation in the United States jokingly pointed out Lin Youzi's mistake:

"Regret? I'd probably have destroyed the documents long ago and retired to Australia to enjoy life. Australia is a holiday paradise now."

Thanks to Li Xinghe's island alliance and development strategy, Australians have finally experienced the quality of life that a normal society should have.

However, Australia's original population of 2700 million has actually decreased due to the large-scale expulsion of people of Indian descent and the departure of many white people. But that's okay, another group of Americans from the United States has filled the missing population.

This group includes long-time Washington bureaucrats, those from the Air Force and Navy, and those from Boeing and Lockheed Martin. Their common characteristic is that they have had murky ties with multiple countries, including the CCP, over the past thirty years and have amassed considerable wealth. Now, having made their fortune from both the CCP and the US, they're spending it on Li Xinghe's turf—a complete and thriving end to their schemes.

"Don't interrupt."

Li Xinghe cut the subject short and continued:

"After we give them this aircraft carrier, we'll continue doing artillery business with Vance. Let them fight Mexico to the death. I'll give you a target: try to bring the USS Missouri back next year. I can pay off Vance's debt with that ship by a billion dollars. Put the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, and I want the Japanese to go aboard one after another to see the place where Japan signed the unconditional surrender document. If the Japanese civilians don't want to see it, we can open it to Chinese and South Korean tourists, and we can even organize elementary school students to visit in rotation."

Not only should the Japanese see the plaque marking Japan's unconditional surrender, but a museum-quality replica should also be made. A life-size sculpt of Foreign Minister Mamoru Shigemitsu signing the plaque, along with the scene of the US, China, Britain, France, and Russia gathered to witness the surrender, should be created. Professionals should be commissioned to recreate the scene of Japan's surrender based on photographs from that time.

The Allied officers all stifled their laughter, trying their best not to burst out laughing. They could already imagine what the scene would be like. Li Xinghe's skill at playing pranks was as masterful as ever.

Those young and old people who know nothing about history, or who have experienced related history, will be completely disoriented once they board the ship.

Ouch, that's the ultimate humiliation!

Say goodbye to your pride.

Everyone felt that Shigemitsu Mamoru was really unlucky to have signed a ceasefire agreement and now he would be humiliated every day. But then they thought about it again, and realized that Shigemitsu Mamoru had made many mistakes in the past, so he deserved to be hung up there and cursed by everyone. It was just a pity that it wasn't convenient to dig up Showa's grave, since it was one of the sources of Li Xinghe's legitimacy in controlling Japan, otherwise everyone would definitely have dug up Showa's grave.

Although they couldn't actually dig up the grave, everyone took turns urinating on Showa's grave, making the grass on it quite lush. The verdant grass seemed to be telling Showa, "Your family, your children, your country, have been taken away by me."

Someone whispered in Chinese:

"I hope that when Xiao Zhongren goes there in the future, he won't complain about the smell."

A friend next to me joked:

"You actually made the future emperor smell the urine on your grave. You should commit suicide, and I will second you."

Chapter 953: Li Xinghe's Erotic Paintings, Too Much Pain for His Majesty Wan Si (4600 words)

The summer day was sunny and the weather was scorching hot.

It's a bit hot in Tokyo too.

Because the C115 Comic Con is about to open. Anime fans from all over East Asia are flocking to Tokyo, so this year's C115 has chosen Tokyo's largest exhibition hall and has even arranged for police to be on duty to manage the crowds and prevent long queues that can't be filled up again.

"C115 is starting!"

Yamato and Kana cheered and raised their little hands, jumping around in the living room.

She now lives with Makabe Kokubun. Wearing short black socks that accentuate her gleaming white thighs, Makabe jokingly asks, "Why are you so eager? To sell your man's erotic pictures?"

"Someone like you who's into trendy people would never understand!"

Yamato Keir searched everywhere for her stock, pulling out box after box.

"Fortunately, Xinghe isn't coming this year."

The room was filled with laughter.

Every time Li Xinghe was assigned to this godforsaken place before, an accident would inevitably happen.

They're either orchestrating bombings or playing hide-and-seek with coup plotters. In previous C-Comic conventions, there were even rumors that they were cursed, so before today's event, they even invited monks to come and chant sutras for blessings.

Seeing how enthusiastic Yamato Kana was, Kokubun Makabe only had some questions:

"Little Ke'er, you're so famous now, how are you going to get in?"

As the heiress of the Furong Financial Group, Wu Keke's identity had already spread within a small circle. Her relationship with Li Xinghe was sometimes even seen as a balancing force in the stability of financial capital. Therefore, many people were watching her.

"I have this!"

Yamato Keir pulled out her full-body leather suit and a large cucumber.

She was going to wear a full-body leather suit to the event.

Of course, Yamato Keir doesn't admit that the cucumber-shaped costume is designed to add more than 20 centimeters to the pointed tip, thus compensating for the pitiful height difference.

Kokubun Makabe shrugged silently.

"Go ahead and go. Wait until he gets back and he'll give you a good beating."

Yamato Keiko immediately felt her thighs and legs go weak as a reflex.

That feeling was terrifying.

However, it was precisely because of this that she gained the most inspiration.

The most bizarre thing in the entire C115 venue was undoubtedly the exhibition area that read 'You know who'.

This is the largest exhibition area in the entire venue, but it looks very mysterious from the outside. It features the Tamamo-no-Mae aircraft carrier, making people mistakenly think it's a ship girl area, and it also features many fox girls, making people mistakenly think it's a beast ear enthusiast area.

But once inside, you'll find that the place is filled with foxes. Upon closer inspection, everyone has a mysterious look on their face, exchanging notebooks, dolls, and wall hangings.

Wearing a large cucumber-shaped suit, Yamato Keira arrived at her exhibition area, pulling a trailer.

She first took out her coloring book and exchanged it with the vendors around her. After all, most of the vendors were just doing it part-time, mainly collecting stamps, and then they would put up their own advertisements.

All the erotic illustrations, doujinshi, dolls, and body pillows here are unnamed. They are usually just called things like "Tamamo-no-Mae" or "Black Fox," or simply "You know who it is."

With the hanging of a giant anthropomorphic illustration of the aircraft carrier Tamamo-no-Mae, the 'You know who' section was officially launched!

That's right, this is the 'Li Xinghe Erotic Image Appreciation Zone'.

As a handsome and talented prime minister with a lot of achievements, Li Xinghe has long been a classic regular guest in the erotic art area. This year, taking advantage of the fact that Li Xinghe happened to be in the south these days, the C115 Comic Con made a decisive decision to allow the establishment of the 'You know who' exhibition area after someone behind the scenes (referring to Yamato Keira) made a call.

The artist who personally visited this booth, Da Huang Gua, naturally possessed the highest quality erotic doujinshi, depicting an R18 version of a detective story based on Li Xinghe. The content included scenes of driving a large car, a small car, two cars, and a train. As a woman who had personally slept with Li Xinghe, Da He Ke'er was extremely proud of her keen observation skills, and the doujinshi she created was nearly perfect.

Those passing by, both male and female otaku, were all embarrassed and shocked upon seeing Yamato Keira's doujinshi.

Wow!

"Teacher Da Huanggua's drawing is too ruthless!"

The booth was immediately surrounded by a large crowd, and a large number of erotic doujinshi were sold.

Yamato Keir was very proud, after all, it was drawn based on Li Xinghe's body, so it was naturally extremely erotic.

There are many kinds of erotic pictures about Li Xinghe, covering various categories such as pure love, harem, short stories, and even blonde-haired characters. For example, Yamato Keir's erotic pictures include the theme of "a good detective comforting a grieving mother and daughter." This naturally attracted the attention of the female police officers from the Ninth Public Security Section stationed at the venue.

Musashi Hachimoku led a large group of policewomen over, and upon seeing the erotic pictures of the big cucumber teacher, they all blushed instantly.

"Confiscate it!"

As the female police officers of Section 9 spoke, they tucked Yamato Kana's erotic pamphlet into their pockets, intending to critically examine it at home.

Musashi Hachimoko tapped the head of the big cucumber teacher, gave him a few words of admonition, and then left.

The otaku (socially withdrawn individuals) were filled with sorrow.

However, Teacher Big Cucumber still has a way.

"I have more!"

Yamato Kerr pulled out several large boxes of new products, winning cheers from the male and female otaku present.

"Long live Teacher Big Cucumber!"

……

Unaware that his erotic images were being circulated all over the country, Li Xinghe hadn't rested for the past few days and flew directly to Kalimantan Island, landing at Lanfang Airport.

This is also the source of Yamato Keir's confidence to openly sell boxes of erotic books everywhere.

Li Xinghe, carrying Gao Tiaowuyue, raised his hand to greet the Allied Forces officers and soldiers who came to welcome him as he disembarked from the plane.

Park Yoo-shin approached to report:

"Please rest assured that we have commissioned Chinese suppliers to conduct the most rigorous security checks around the venue. We will absolutely not allow any saboteurs to get in."

"It's alright, I'll leave right after the meeting, I won't cause you any trouble."

Li Xinghe smiled, while Gao Tiao Wuyue behind him was interacting frequently with Dahe Ke'er on her phone, asking Teacher Da Huanggua to save a few sets for her collection.

This was the first meeting since the establishment of the United Nations Asian Division.

Li Xinghe came over personally, and other countries also sent their top national-level figures.

People gathered at the newly established UN Asia Division to discuss new ideas for Asian governance.

Li Xinghe started by making a significant statement:

"Before I begin, I must say this: what good is verbal reprimand without a binding resolution? I suggest that all resolutions being passed today should be included in the coalition's follow-up tasks, granting them unlimited legitimacy granted by the United Nations. The coalition should possess the international enforcement powers granted by the United Nations to oversee the implementation of the agreements reached. Otherwise, what's the point of our coalition?"

With just a few casual words, Li Xinghe almost used both soft and hard tactics to demand that the United Nations grant the coalition forces a legal status similar to that of the UN forces, and that they possess special military powers to enforce UN resolutions.

The countries present were all surprised and felt immense pressure.

If the coalition forces are truly granted the privilege of military police oversight, then the mess that many countries are currently making will be difficult to clean up.

Li Xinghe took a step back and said with a smile:

“We can vote together. This is Asia, and we are the Asian branch. Let’s all raise our hands to vote and let the permanent Asian members of the Security Council agree.”

This is rather ridiculous. There is only one permanent member of the UN Security Council in Asia, and that is China.

With just this one vote, you've already moved your entire family to Lanfang Mansion, how could he possibly refuse?

The discussion about granting the coalition unlimited legitimacy was temporarily shelved, but Li Xinghe only needed to state it. Because the privilege of unlimited legitimacy is something that is self-granted. Otherwise, where does America's status as the world's policeman come from?

Of course, Li Xinghe wouldn't be so aggressive, so the topic of discussion at the first meeting of the Asian branch of the United Nations was the Yemen issue.

He said:

"Yemen is considered an Asian affair, right? Since the start of the civil war, Yemen has been fighting for over a decade. This has caused profound suffering for all countries in the Arabian Peninsula. During this process, the sanctions imposed on Yemen by the United States without cause have led to a major humanitarian crisis. Now, most of the unreasonable international sanctions against the Houthi rebels in Yemen should be lifted immediately to promote peaceful reunification of the Yemeni region or to establish an effective dialogue for peace."

If all else fails, let's just split Yemen into two.

The Houthi rebels control North Yemen, while the original Yemeni government moves to the southeastern coast of Yemen to control South Yemen. One has its capital in Sana'a, and the other in Al-Din.

The participating countries raised their hands to speak, turning a discussion on peace in Yemen into a long and tedious exchange of empty words.

Regardless, the conference reached a consensus on lifting the sanctions.

The Houthi rebels promptly released a video thanking the group for their support and expressed their willingness to open the port of Hodeidah to expand foreign trade and alleviate the economic crisis in Yemen.

In the temporary rest room, Takajo Mayuki complained to Li Xinghe:

"Your pursuit is so fierce, the Indians will be sweating bullets. Assam, Sikkim, Bhutan, Nepal, Hyderabad, Manipur, Kashmir, and so many other regions were all seized by India after independence, either militarily or through a combination of coercion and persuasion." (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated gibberish.)