Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Chapter 847: The Little Tyrant of the Pacific, 142 Million Square Kilometers (5800 words)

In a small, traditionally decorated room, numerous leaders of the Australian Parliament stared awkwardly at the terms before them.

The first version of the Canberra Treaty ceded 142 million square kilometers of Australia's Northern Territory; granted military presence and extraterritoriality in five cities: Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, and Perth; paid $3000 million in compensation for the Darwin riots; and established a tariff negotiation system, among other things.

Although it was just a joke, seeing just these few posts left people in the Australian government and parliament bewildered.

Is this 2030? Isn't this 1830?

The most difficult clause to negotiate was, of course, the clause ceding 142 million square kilometers of land. This clause was clearly just something the other side used to scare people.

"Cease the northern territories? Hiss!" Prime Minister Albanese nearly fainted at the thought.

Is it reasonable to seize one-sixth of Australia's territory in one fell swoop? Is it even possible?

Under the current international order, this is of course impossible. But Li Xinghe actually dared to send a navy capable of annihilating the Australian army, and the United States, the current leader of the international order, has adopted a passive and unresponsive attitude towards this.

He Yang, wearing large leather boots, expressed his incomprehension of their concerns:

"Why wouldn't you dare? It's really strange. You started a war with us, yet you think we'll treat Australia kindly. Isn't that wishful thinking?"

The Australian men started rambling on and on:

"USA……"

"The United States, oh ha ha, the United States. Tsk tsk tsk, when we sailed our ships here, did you see a single criticism from the American spokesperson?"

In a sense, Li Xinghe at this point had already achieved a status similar to Israel's. As the saying goes, "a dog wags its tail," meaning that a country in a strategically important peripheral location can, with its smaller size, exert influence over a larger one, thus restraining the strategic actions of major powers. Israel's actions of instigating conflict and starting fires throughout the Middle East are aimed at dragging the United States into the fray.

Li Xinghe, on the other hand, was ruthlessly exploiting America's allies, trying to squeeze money out of them. Compared to Israel, Li Xinghe was relatively mild-mannered towards the United States.

The Australian men's eyes began to wander:

"internationality……"

“They won’t say a word internationally. No… India might come over and say they want a piece of the pie too.” The staff officers joked.

As we all know, India is like a stray dog ​​in the Indian Ocean, always eager to take a bite out of whatever interests it has. The western half of Australia also belongs to the Indian Ocean, so Indians will certainly try to claim that they should also come in and get a piece of the pie.

Therefore, the establishment of a military port in Darwin is itself a way to prevent India from retreating southward.

After an hour of comprehensive interrogation, the Australian Parliament made a difficult plea:

"We... really cannot cede national territory... Could we perhaps change the form of negotiation..."

The first treaty created psychological pressure, so He Yang and others presented a second set of terms.

"It's alright, we have a second agreement."

The first document was mainly used to intimidate those white people in Australia; the second document was the real thing.

In the second cooperation agreement, the Northern Territory, covering 142 million square kilometers, remains part of Australia. However, as a loosely governed territory without formal statehood, many of its powers remain in the hands of the government. Therefore, Australia should delegate governance of this territory to a presidential envoy.

The president's special envoy then handed over all power to the head of the coalition forces stationed in Darwin, effectively delegating power to a proxy.

This agreement allows the coalition to develop numerous resources and minerals in the Northern Territory under the pretext of 'military needs,' and the specific details must not be disclosed to the public under the pretext of 'military secrecy.' The profit-sharing ratio is similar to that of African countries, with 85% going to the coalition and 15% to the Australian government.

To develop these resources, the coalition forces are authorized to expand their military coverage area, subject to approval by the Australian Prime Minister. This demonstrates a vehement respect for Australia.

He Yang also said:

"Of course, since you are unwilling to cede territory, there must be additional terms. Under the Aukus framework, the Australian military must strengthen cooperation with its Japanese allies. In military procurement, the principle of 'allies first' must be followed. Of course, the latter part can remain undisclosed."

Aukus refers to the military cooperation organization formed by the US, UK, Australia, and Japan during Biden's presidency. At the time, they promised to build nuclear submarines for their allies, but after receiving funding for several years, there has been no sign of any nuclear submarines.

In hindsight, it was Britain and the United States who conspired to fool Australia, and later Japan joined in, cleverly avoiding wasting money on a virtual nuclear submarine.

Prime Minister Albanese, facing countless batons and gun barrels, cautiously inquired:

"How many numbers?"

"30% of military spending is used for procurement from our military."

Australia has to hand over 30% of its $620 billion military budget, or $186 billion, to Japan and the coalition forces every year.

Of course, nominally speaking, these are not compensation payments.

Therefore, this clause is very complicated.

In its public statements, it was stated that 25% of the $186 billion expenditure, approximately $46.5 billion, was used to strengthen missile launch sites and military fortifications in the north and enhance the self-sufficiency of the northern seas. In reality, it was spending money to help Li Xinghe build fortifications for conquering Australia in the Northern Territory of Australia, using Australian funds, and to expand strategic ports, commercial ports, railways, and various mineral resource sites.

Another 50%, or $93 billion, is earmarked for the procurement of military ships and missile weapons from Japan, replacing Australia's existing massive stockpile of obsolete equipment. In reality, this involves purchasing ships from Japan and South Korea at high prices. The first step is to deliver one of South Korea's five Hyundai missile destroyers (7% complete) from Ulsan to the Australian military annually over five years. Following this, military advisors will be sent to the Australian government's upper echelons to gradually intervene in the Australian military's operations, while simultaneously selling the Australian military 16-wheeled assault ships, more K9 howitzers, and various defensive missiles.

However, the coalition believes the Australian military did not lose money, because selling destroyers built by Japan and South Korea to Australia at several times the price wouldn't be considered a loss internationally. Especially the United States, which sells products to the Australian military at exorbitant prices without actually delivering them.

The final 25%, or $46.5 billion, was dubbed the 'Path to Freedom and Peace,' which essentially involved investing in resources and immigration within the Northern Territories. This included building cities, expanding military districts, upgrading ports, constructing airports, and developing resource sites and tourist attractions.

Therefore, in essence, Australia must relinquish the development and immigration rights of its Northern Territory in the new international order, and pay tens of billions of dollars annually to purchase military equipment in order to obtain security protection.

He Yang, on the contrary, felt that Australia had made a great profit:

"You guys are in luck. Because you can finally cut that idiotic nuclear submarine program. The latest plan for that damn submarine program reportedly has increased the expenditure to $2570 billion, right? Even if you pay the coalition a protection fee for 10 years, we won't get that much money. In fact, in 10 years, I can build Australia a top 10 navy in the world."

However, these naval vessels can only be used when paired with the core warships of the coalition forces.

Other staff officers also said:

"Australia has achieved lasting peace. There will be no war, no possible attack from the Chinese army. Security is always priceless, isn't it?"

Indeed, there is eternal peace.

However, any sensible politician would realize that this treaty means Australia will lose its regional hegemony and become a vassal state of others.

Without the protection of the United States, Australia can no longer bully small Pacific island nations and has to be subservient to others.

As it approached midnight, the Australian cabinet was forced to agree to:

"We'll sign..."

He Yang signed, and then the Australian Prime Minister signed.

So, the military staff officer picked up his camera and captured this crucial moment.

A group of arrogant Asian military officers stood proudly across the table, while the white-led Australian government was arrested and forced to sign a humiliating treaty.

When the news was announced, not only were Australians shocked and even nearly despairing, but national media around the world also reported it on their front pages, regarding it as the harbinger of a new era of chaos.

After signing the Canberra Treaty and posing for photos with expressions of utter despair, these Labor Party political leaders announced their resignations one after another and swiftly transferred their assets from Australia to the UK, the US, or Italy.

As immigrant families whose grandparents' relatives are likely still in Europe, the sense of national belonging among Australians is mainly enjoyed by the lower-class white-necked individuals, while the upper-class families still enjoy the elite benefits of multinationality and a sense of belonging.

The only one who couldn't leave was Labour Party Deputy Leader Wong Ying-hsien.

As a Malaysian Chinese, she is a lesbian, a Christian, and has Asian features, but she doesn't have a home in Europe or America.

Li Xinghe then called Huang Yingxian's cell phone:

"Others can leave, but you, as a Chinese person, can't."

Since Albanese resigned on behalf of the Labour government, Wong Ying-hsien, as deputy party leader, theoretically succeeded him to form a caretaker government.

Li Xinghe was bewitching Huang Yingxian:

"Don't worry. China, Japan, South Korea, and North Korea are all behind you. China will give you large resource orders, Japan will help you build natural gas development fields, South Korea will help you build LNG transport ships, and North Korea has excellent construction workers. If you still can't win the election under these circumstances, then you should reflect on your own abilities."

Not only can she not leave, but she must also form a caretaker government and then run for Prime Minister of Australia to establish a more cooperative government that is friendly to Asia.

Calling it a puppet government might be a bit insulting, but it certainly lacks autonomy.

Unable to refuse, Penny Wong announced upon returning to Canberra that he would assume the leadership of the Australian Labor Party, becoming its first Chinese-Australian prime minister, and would reorganize the Labor Party to create a new party.

"Asian Unity Party".

She spoke according to the script given to her by Li Xinghe:

"Undoubtedly, the rise of the East and the fall of the West is already very evident. Although Australia is a separate continent, it is undoubtedly closely linked to the fate of the countries in East Asia. We must clearly recognize the decisive role of China, Japan, South Korea, North Korea, and other countries in the peace situation in Asia, and also realize the necessity of learning from Eastern culture. We have decided to sign more economic cooperation treaties with China to create regional checks and balances. We will add Chinese as a compulsory subject in schools... Australia must integrate into Asia and become Asian."

Huang Yingxian's publicly stated method for counterbalancing Japan is to rely on China economically.

With China's protection, we can definitely withstand Japan's military control!

However, for Australians, both China and Japan are essentially Chinese people, and both are of the yellow race.

This move is tantamount to telling white Australians that they must face reality.

Either go back to Europe and America and become white again, or stay in Australia and become Asian.

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Meanwhile, public opinion in Tokyo is far from peaceful.

At the press conference for the Canberra Peace Treaty, personally convened by Li Xinghe, international journalists were filled with righteous indignation, as if their parents had died:

"This is the first international unequal treaty of the new millennium!"

Li Xinghe denied it:

"No, no, no. Since the beginning of the new millennium, there have been countless unequal treaties internationally. I'll read them to you one by one, such as the United States-Iraq Treaty, the United States-Afghanistan Treaty, the United States-Iraq Agreement, the United States-Libya Agreement..."

Anyway, the subject is always the United States, and all the agreements signed are unequal.

But is anyone condemning the United States?

Not many.

These reporters, filled with righteous indignation, have come to Li Xinghe's place to make a fuss, which Li Xinghe sees as nothing more than bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

White countries force Asian countries to sign unequal treaties, so what's wrong with Asian countries forcing white countries to sign some unequal treaties?

An international journalist questioned:

This is regional bullying!

Li Xinghe immediately exclaimed in surprise:

"Are you referring to Israel's occupation of Palestine? I've heard that European countries are still supplying Israel with ammunition."

There were also white journalists who criticized Li Xinghe:

"Your actions are as shameless as Israel's arrest of Palestinians."

Li Xinghe also had something to say:

"In fact, during this Canberra operation, we didn't kill anyone in Australia, and we even saved the crew of a submarine that had broken up on its own. You mean, you think Israel didn't kill anyone in Gaza?"

If you dare to speak out, your journalistic career is basically over, and you'll only be able to eat Israeli shit.

"How do you know about Israel..." Some people try to blur the lines between right and wrong.

Li Xinghe immediately criticized:

"Of course I know that our country actually has experts on Israel and the Israel issue itself. So we have a lot of authority to speak on the Israel issue."

At this point, the expressions of the internationally renowned journalists were practically cracking.

Who is the Israel question itself? The infamous terrorist, Fusako Shigenobu.

Her daughter is an expert on Israeli affairs. After all, she can just study her own mother.

Under Li Xinghe's sharp retorts, the reporters retreated in disarray.

A British journalist stood up angrily and spoke:

"I thought Australia was a Commonwealth country, but now it seems like it's actually a Japanese Commonwealth country. I thought Britain and the United States won World War II, but it seems like we've moved to another timeline where Japan won."

Li Xinghe scratched his ear and asked the person next to him with great confusion:

Who is the current British Prime Minister?

Because the microphone was right next to his mouth, all the reporters present heard it.

Everyone burst into laughter, but many reporters were secretly asking who the current prime minister was.

I'm not kidding, I genuinely don't know.

Because it's not important.

Since World War II, Britain has become a nation of performance art. As a missile launch site for the United States, Britain has essentially turned itself into a world-class clown, with its daily routine consisting of nothing more than theatrics like the "falling pound" and "selling off ancestral land." Later, it even dismantled its ancestral civil service system, and things only got worse. The exam scores of British primary and secondary school students are like those of primitive chimpanzees compared to Chinese immigrants, with an IQ difference of half.

If you didn't know better, you'd think the British had collectively degenerated in intelligence and made great strides toward the primitive era since they left India.

This farcical Darwinian dispute between Japan and Australia is fiercely heralding the dawn of a new international order.

For Japanese media, today is a long-awaited Victory Day.

After breaking the bones of his own culture and purging right-wing idiots, Li Xinghe finally led the long-stigmatized Japanese left-wing forces to deliver a global offensive.

They all wrote with great excitement: