Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Not to mention that many Liberal Democratic Party politicians rely on this mechanism of teenagers wandering in big cities to lure 13- or 14-year-old junior high school girls (and even boys) into fatherhood, engaging in pedophilia in broad daylight, and not just one or two, but a whole bunch of politicians are involved.

This mess has been under investigation by the Metropolitan Police Department for two months, and they still haven't finished figuring out how many politicians were involved.

What's even more ridiculous is that when they investigated politicians' backgrounds, they discovered that many active-duty police officers and Japanese bureaucrats were also involved in pedophilia and sexual assault. Kanazawa Kohei, leading several investigation divisions, was working on this very issue.

But for Li Xinghe, seeing underage men and women selling their buttocks all over the streets, using drugs and selling their buttocks while also modifying knives to self-harm, and eventually spreading sexually transmitted diseases everywhere, was really hard to bear.

Not to mention the fact that there are still many mentally challenged teenagers in Japan who are recruited online to work and commit crimes.

Under Lee Sung-ha's orders, the Metropolitan Police Department immediately went to clean up and arrest people.

Tokyo's professional police officers began a carpet-bombing operation around Toyoko Plaza, led by veteran patrol officers who had served there for many years, sweeping away these troubled youths from all directions.

"Whoa! Stop right there!"

Some people were even bitten:

"Baka! You dare bite me, you motherfucker..."

The police from next door rushed over with medicine:

"Quick, take the PEP! What if that kid is sick?"

The boys and girls were running wildly in the street when they were grabbed and put into vehicles by patrol officers after being identified.

The behavior was minor and just a joke; the person was detained as a lesson and then sent home.

Those with serious offenses will be sent to the countryside for a few months to be dealt with before being allowed to return home. Those without family members will stay on the farm or go to a technical school.

Those who tested positive for the disease were taken away for treatment, and then sent to rural areas for re-education.

After several hours of commotion, Li Xinghe directed the police to arrest nearly a thousand people in Dongheng Square, completing the initial cleanup.

Many social problems can be solved if people are willing to put in the effort; it just depends on whether they dare to take responsibility.

Li Xinghe, who made a great contribution by cleaning the streets, quickly won unanimous praise from the nearby residents.

The people applauded enthusiastically:

"Lord Taiko, start personifying him!"

The media is still making a fuss.

They prefer to report on Li Xinghe's crotch.

Even the Yomiuri Shimbun is publishing clickbait headlines:

"The outcome of the Lee Tai-ko black screen incident involving Yui Aragaki—He professed his love for a married woman during the day and arrested a child with a sexually transmitted disease in Kabukicho at night!"

The Mainichi Shimbun next door is slightly better:

"Is it the degeneration of humanity, or the distortion of morality? That it has actually made Li Taige somewhat human and think of doing something about these children in Tokyo?"

But self-media outlets have become shameless:

"Possibly anthropomorphic? — Li Xinghe, after being rejected by a celebrity, actually did this kind of thing in Kabukicho that night!"

"Streetwalkers' Alliance Protests: We Just Want to Be Handcuffed by Li Taige!"

Various media outlets took advantage of the evening rush hour to frantically publish gossip about Li Xinghe.

Li Xinghe felt powerless watching these major media outlets chattering away like paparazzi.

"What is all this nonsense?"

After cleaning the streets and confirming that prices were under control, Li Xinghe returned to the Cabinet Office and waited for Vance's surrender call.

But the media are still on the streets.

The public opinion interviews conducted on the roadside reflect Li Xinghe's rising reputation.

The people were talking all at once:

"We like it this way. It feels like the Taiko is very energetic and he really is protecting the lives of the people. Just talking about his gossip, who's dating whom, who dumped whom, makes it feel like real life."

"Yes, yes, it feels like he's right here in our lives, it's really interesting."

The public loves to see gossip about Li Xinghe's crotch.

……

Washington, D.C., the Capitol.

With Democrats holding key seats in Congress, by 1 a.m., they had reached a basic consensus with Republicans on expanding the U.S. debt balance sheet by another $5 trillion.

After all, the US debt can default for a few hours, and can be effectively delayed until dawn, but before the stock market opens tomorrow, both parties must continue playing this bottomless game of plundering the US debt.

However, the Democrats did not let Vance off the hook.

They lined up and shouted:

"The attack on Yokota Air Base must be answered!"

"That Li Xinghe must pay the price."

But everyone knows that Li Xinghe has practically established his own independent kingdom in Tokyo. The Republican Party can't do anything about him.

Now, the Republican Party either continues to bow to the Democrats or admits defeat and turns against Li Xinghe again.

Inside the White House, President Vance was nearly in despair.

From demanding that Japan and South Korea assume US debt, to assuming US debt himself, to repeatedly reducing the debt ceiling, his administration is on the verge of failure.

At this moment, the longest day seemed to be almost over, and dawn gradually illuminated the clear summer day.

"If an agreement isn't reached soon, the stock market will have to open..."

The advisors offered a cacophony of advice to Vance.

Helpless, Vance's hands trembled as he took out his phone to call Li Xinghe, his voice almost breaking with tears:

"I am willing... willing to stop demanding that the Japanese government buy US Treasury bonds."

He broke in, but Li Xinghe had no intention of admitting defeat.

Li Xinghe changed his requirements again:

"Unless the U.S. government reduces tariffs on automobiles and allows Japanese automakers to expand their supply chains and join joint ventures to export high-quality, low-cost cars to the U.S. at even lower prices, I will not buy bonds... cough cough, I mean, I will not release Yokota base personnel."

Vance was so angry that tears streamed down his face:

"Row!"

Li Xinghe continued to increase his bets:

"At the same time, you must guarantee that you will not be held responsible for anything afterward."

"Row!"

"You must promise that the U.S.-Japan Combined Command will not be interfered with in any way."

"Row!"

"You also need to guarantee that there will be no action against the Trump family residing in Guantanamo, invite Donald Trump Jr. back to the White House to continue serving as Vice President, and return Mar-a-Lago to Trump..."

Listening to Li Xinghe's incessant demands, Vance roared in despair:

"Fine! Fine! I'll accept whatever you say! Now I only have one request: immediately release the US troops at Yokota Air Base! Shut up those damn Democrats! Aaaaaah!"

Vance's spirit finally collapsed at 3 a.m. in Washington, under the combined attack of the Democratic Party, Li Xinghe, Trump, and the extreme Maga.

He crawled around the room like a dog, howling pitifully as he went, and rooted around like a fat pig, all to vent his uncontrollable frustration and anger.

Li Xinghe must feel a little ashamed that he could drive someone to a mental breakdown.

Listening to the howling on the phone, Higashikawa Yukami asked Li Xinghe curiously:

"Aren't you being a little too harsh on him?"

Chapter 735: The President's Plans to Approve Notes, Occasionally Guarding Against South Korea but Primarily Guarding Against the US (4900 words)

4 points in the early hours.

President Vance suffered a mental breakdown.

He agreed to all of Li Xinghe's requests.

These include, but are not limited to, numerous unreasonable demands such as "not buying US Treasury bonds," "releasing Trump," "returning Mar-a-Lago," "not holding Li Xinghe accountable for sending troops to besiege Yokota Air Base," "not holding Li Xinghe accountable for sending special forces into Florida," and "providing special tax exemptions for the Japanese auto industry."

No American president would agree to this condition, especially given the two major cases involving Li Xinghe's use of the military.

But in order to free up space for the $5 trillion in US debt and to protect his own power, Vance backed down.

So, late at night in Tokyo, Li Xinghe extended a gesture of goodwill, announcing on behalf of the Japanese government: "The Yokota conflict has come to an end, and the conflict between me and President Vance has been resolved. The Yokota US forces will subsequently be redeployed to the United States, and the Yokota base will be reclaimed and used as the Air Force Headquarters of the Joint Command."

Finally, just as the whole world was holding its breath, watching as the US debt crisis was on the verge of collapse, Li Xinghe stepped on the brakes.

Immediately, the American media, eager to win, began to release a flood of positive news to the outside world.

The Washington Post was the first to publish it:

"The Japanese government has publicly surrendered: unconditionally release all those involved and cease the current conflict."

The New York Times and other democratic media outlets rushed to the front lines:

"Japan announces its surrender..."

"Japan voted..."

Many media outlets even excitedly republished numerous historical photos and posters of Japan's surrender during World War II, spreading the news far and wide.

If you didn't know better, you'd think it was 1945, and that the United States and Japan had ended the Pacific War.

Having barely survived, President Vance, upon learning that Li Xinghe had regressed, excitedly rushed into Congress, waving a piece of paper in his hand:

"We did it! We did it!"

President Vance, jumping with excitement, arrived at the congressional podium surrounded by Republican members of Congress:

"Under my pressure, Li Xinghe has agreed to unconditionally release all US troops at Yokota Air Base and escort Lieutenant General Stephen Jost and Secretary of State Rubio back to the United States. He has conceded defeat, and the US debt negotiations are now over. The US will exchange $10 trillion in US debt and simultaneously increase the US debt ceiling by $5 trillion."

Republican lawmakers clapped enthusiastically.

Won!

Regardless of what we won, we still won!

Regardless, the American congressmen looked at Li Xinghe, who was jumping around in the Pacific Ocean like a little tyrant, and then at Vance, who was bouncing around like a fat pig, and they were speechless.

But as it approached 5 a.m., the U.S. Congress finally passed the bill to expand the U.S. debt balance sheet.

Vance collapsed in his office, exhausted, barely managing to get through the ordeal.

Washington enjoyed a sunny day.

As the sun rose over the coastline, the gunfire in Washington and New York gradually subsided after countless Americans had played real-life GTA overnight.

Major media outlets couldn't wait, some even fawning over America's shortcomings:

"With the US debt crisis over, the US debt balance sheet has expanded again, exceeding the $50 trillion limit."

"US Treasury yields have fallen and are currently at 4.9%..."

Great America is getting better again!

But Vance must also acknowledge the reality that US Treasury interest rates are too high.

Trump wanted to cut interest rates to prevent US Treasury yields from soaring. However, he believed that cutting rates would lead to a sharp drop in the dollar and stagflation in the US economy, so the Federal Reserve firmly opposed it. Trump almost executed Powell at one point, but Powell and his successor worked hard to maintain the Federal Reserve and the US economy, opposing Trump.

After this back-and-forth struggle, the result was that the dollar interest rate did not drop much, but the dollar plummeted and stagflation occurred in the United States, resulting in a lose-lose situation.

Vance still wants to tug at the Federal Reserve's fire:

"Interest rates must be cut!"

The Federal Reserve is still putting up a stubborn resistance:

"We can't lower the price!"

If interest rates are lowered again now, the already weak dollar exchange rate will continue to plummet, triggering a catastrophic chain reaction.

So what to do?

How do I make money?

The Treasury’s TGA account only has a little over $600 billion. Does Vance intend to govern the country with such a small amount of money?