Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

This officially leaked news quickly rose to the top of global search trends.

Tokyo stocks bucked the trend and opened higher, led by intervention from the Japanese national team. Many Japanese residents were talking about how Li Xinghe seemed to have a good character in private, and was quite gentle and kind to his mistress.

I think Li Xinghe is a good person.

Li Xinghe's tough stance towards the Americans garnered him a lot of goodwill.

"Mather fucker" has become a new buzzword among young Japanese netizens. For Japan, where the vocabulary for insults is extremely limited, the blunt and direct 'Mather fucker' is perfect for personal attacks.

Chinese netizens next door quickly started creating meme-worthy edits:

"Little Xingzi, well done, don't lose points!"

Of course, there are also references to Yui Aragaki:

"You want to marry Yui Aragaki, I want to marry Yui Aragaki, and John Jr. also wants to marry Yui Aragaki, so we're all on the same path."

"Bullshit, it just means we're all Li Xinghe."

People sometimes enjoy focusing on the bizarre. When Li Xinghe shouted "丂", netizens immediately started debating:

"Speaking of 'ka' instead of 'cao' suggests he's not very Shandong-native. I suggest he go back to school for a fresh start."

"He's from southwestern Shandong, so we should use '日' (sun), '燃' (burn/burn), and '卷' (scroll)."

"Henan and northern Anhui are the only places mentioned, so it's clear that Li Jiangang's uncertain ancestral home is definitely not Nanjing."

"Isn't Nanjing also part of Anhui?"

Netizens had a constant stream of amusement, engaging in heated debates and comparing Li Xinghe to a new-era Trump.

This is the weekend girls' club.

Li Xinghe lay on the sofa, troubled:

"I want to boost national morale and restore confidence in the financial markets, but instead I have to rely on tabloid news and leaked recordings to convince the public that I am determined to resist. It's utterly shameful."

It's really embarrassing.

"This is Japan. A land whose very backbone has been cracked inch by inch."

Shui Jingtianping rubbed the lollipop in her hand, her two plump thighs squeezing against a small pillow.

Although I don't like Li Xinghe's idea of ​​strangling the Japanese nation and rebuilding the Japanese country through large-scale demolition and construction, Li Xinghe's performance today has greatly boosted the confidence of the Japanese homeland faction.

Hua Yingmei and Aso Ayako have just arrived, and everyone still needs to hold a meeting to discuss how to govern the country.

Shui Jingtianping suddenly straddled Li Xinghe's back, kissing the exhausted man to comfort him after days of tireless work on the front lines.

"Come on, vent all your frustrations and exhaustion on me."

With the fleshy thighs wrapped around his waist, Li Xinghe was instantly captivated.

……

While Li Xinghe was relieving his fatigue among the women, it turned into several women taking turns releasing their stress on him, and then several more women joined in. Yan Bingxianzi locked the door from the inside, and then Li Xinghe shouted, "Let me out, I want to govern the country!" Meanwhile, the first phase of prisoner training was underway at the Yokota base.

Military technology experts rushed to Tokyo and immediately began searching for advanced technologies.

"Why is there so much trash?"

It sounds outrageous, but it's true that he was a Chinese technical expert hidden in the military, repairing junk in the US.

At Yokota Air Base, the main aircraft are transport and early warning aircraft, lacking combat capabilities, and most are disabled in the hangars. On the contrary, the frequently used intelligence center seems to be doing well, but the radar station is not actually located there.

Therefore, everyone can only sift through the garbage, searching for useful treasures in a pile of trash, and see that the United States is outwardly strong but inwardly weak.

This morning, immediately after the crackdown was completed, a plane was already preparing for takeoff.

"Should I go and rescue Trump?"

When He Yang received the sudden transfer order, he was completely stunned.

He's currently busy reorganizing and transferring more and more members of the "Ryukyu Self-Defense Forces" into the Japanese Self-Defense Forces and the Allied Forces. Ryukyu has a population of just over one million, while the Allied Forces have already absorbed more than 10,000 of them, demonstrating a very strong mobilization capacity.

However, according to Ms. Yuko Hayashi of the Joint Operations Command, He Yang still needs to fill the positions of the 1st, 2nd and 1st Armored Divisions with 30,000 men, and this number will not be less than 50,000 in the future.

It is estimated that future military historians will not understand how Li Xinghe was able to recruit the Ryukyu guerrillas and a large number of teenagers into his army.

Is he a succubus?

Then He Yang and a company of elite special forces were put on a C-17 transport plane bound for Florida.

Also traveling with them was the commander of the G Brigade, Adam Vilim.

He shouted on the plane:

"We're going to take advantage of the flooding and airdrop into Miami, Florida's flood defense zone."

Florida is not a very suitable place for human habitation.

Aside from the East and West coasts, most of Florida's inland areas are swampy, either muddy and treacherous or crisscrossed by waterways, teeming with swamp mosquitoes and alligators. If East Coast crime often involves walling people into buildings, Florida crime often involves dumping corpses into the swamps.

Under the frenzied development efforts of Republican politicians like DeSantis, vast areas of Florida's floodplains and low-lying waterlogged areas have been converted into commercial housing and farmland, and swamps that once held vast amounts of water have been replaced by towering buildings. National parks have been divided into undeveloped zones by industrial concrete.

This is also a major reason why the Florida floods of 2024 caused so many people to flee the city.

Mother Nature will not let you off the hook.

The flight began at 8 a.m. and ended at 3 p.m. when the transport plane finally crossed the vast Pacific Ocean and flew into the continental United States.

It wasn't until 5 p.m., after Li Xinghe deliberately leaked the information on the television station, that the transport plane flew over Florida.

Above the vast yellow swamp, He Yang held his breath:

"Jump!"

Elite special forces soldiers parachuted at low altitude and slowly landed in the vast swamps of Florida.

"Crocodile!"

Everyone was amazed by the wonders of Florida.

Fortunately, crocodiles are generally not aggressive; it's just their mud that's disgusting.

Vilim shouted:

"This is Route 75, the 'Alligator Trail' that's always mentioned when talking about Miami? It's nothing special."

What makes this highway special is that it cuts through the swampy area, where crocodiles and mosquitoes lurk on both sides, making it the backdrop for many crime dramas.

Near where they parachuted, several heavy trucks were lined up on the roadside.

This is the result of the CIA's arrangement.

The CIA supported Li Xinghe in rescuing Trump and established a dual-leadership system.

Mar-a-Lago, where Trump is under house arrest, is located on Palm Beach Island, on the southeastern side of Florida facing the Atlantic Ocean. This is a uniquely shaped barrier island, meaning a long, narrow sandbar parallel to the coastline. So Palm Beach Island is like a long, vertical chopstick, no more than a few kilometers at its widest point and only a few hundred meters at its narrowest, yet it stretches for tens of kilometers along the coastline.

Meanwhile, He Yang and his entourage drove a large truck into Miami and headed north along the beach.

Before the militia guards at Mar-a-Lago could even put up a fight, a large truck came hurtling towards them.

You're about to hit the jackpot!

At He Yang's shout, the frenzied special forces soldiers drove their trucks recklessly, smashing the Haihu Manor into a complete mess.

The Florida National Guard, whose morale was low, quickly collapsed.

Bullets swept through the magnificent halls of Mar-a-Lago, their echoes reverberating.

He Yang and his team of commandos rushed forward and found Donald Trump Jr. in the building with Trump's tacky aesthetic.

The Vice President humbly led the way:

"Sir, this way!"

Soon after, they found Trump, who was under house arrest.

When Trump was rescued from the estate, the nearly 84-year-old man, covered in dust and grime, grabbed He Yang, who had an Asian face, and passionately asked him:

"God, Japanese people, where is my beloved Super G?"

He Yang was so happy he couldn't stop smiling.

Unfortunately, Old He isn't God.

Vilim's explanation of high emotional intelligence:

"He just knocked down the American camp guarding him."

In reality, they dismantled the remote control that the US used to control Japan.

Trump deeply regrets that Li Xinghe is not a pure-blooded white man, but has an Asian face, otherwise he could have legitimately married Kay to him and brought him back to the United States to become the third-generation leader of the Maga.

Although in the eyes of various countries, Li Xinghe is a typical military government spy, a large-scale insect, in the Maga, he is already a rare Son of God.

Donald Trump Jr. hurriedly asked:

"Where should we run to now?"

He's desperate to survive.

Florida is Rubio's Libertarian caucus's stronghold, while nearby Texas is a mixed bag of Democrats and Bush's faction, and the Rust Belt states are where Vance himself is trying to influence.

To put it bluntly, Trump's large number of Maga supporters, who gained them through populist mobilization, can only monetize their influence by relying on social media giants like Musk. Under the current American political system, the TV anchors, self-media opinion leaders, and street writers that Trump has promoted over the years have all made a fool of themselves, failing to provide Trump with a safe haven.

The best course of action now is to escape back to New York.

New York is a Democratic stronghold, and there are several local Democratic strategists nearby who can protect Trump's safety.

But the prerequisite is that Trump has to bow down to the Democrats.

That won't do.

After being rescued by Li Xinghe, Trump, who was almost imprisoned by Vance, still had a last bit of stubbornness.

Vilim proposed:

"We should leave the country immediately. The Bahamas? Puerto Rico? Haiti? Dominican Republic?"

No.

Any neighboring small island nation that might be subject to interference from the will of the US president is untrustworthy. Going there would likely result in arrest.

Someone suggested:

"El Salvador?"

"Do you want to throw President Trump into the local gang's crematorium as well?"

El Salvador, a bizarre place where prisons have become a major national industry. Prisons in South American countries are often self-contained, with guards often relying on gangs for management. As a result, many prisoners and illegal immigrants sent to El Salvador by Trump died, some even burned to ashes.

During the argument, He Yang whispered a suggestion to Adam:

"How about going to Cuba? We'll just be at the airport, not going through customs, so it doesn't count as entering the country." (The rest of the text appears to be nonsensical and unrelated to the initial question.)

Cuba...

Hey.

Don't tell me, you really shouldn't tell me.

Cuba is the only country in the Caribbean that is constantly exchanging barbs with the US government and remains steadfast in its stance.

Trump and Cuba are indeed at odds, but the Cuban government is unlikely to do anything to Trump. Rather, when Trump visits Cuba, he will have to promise to lift many of the previous blockades, a decision that benefits the Cuban people.

If Vance demands Trump from Cuba, Cuba would be the only small country that could stand up to him.

After some absurd reasoning, everyone realized that going to Cuba was indeed safer.

They immediately ran to the dock and escaped on a CIA ship.

Before leaving, He Yang suggested to Trump:

"Before you leave, please issue a statement that states that militias, Maga members, and pro-Republican factions should be allowed to unite to benefit the American people, not to inflict harm."

What's the point of such a vague and empty statement?

Of course, it was to prepare for a joint rebellion against Vance.

Maga, stand up and defend the leader!

Let Maga fight Vance, and let Vance tear America apart.

To create a more established fact that state power is greater than federal power, allowing each state to act independently.

If Trump speaks up, a large number of Magas will rebel, and local authorities will act on their own. Vance will become a completely crippled president, paralyzing the White House and gradually paralyzing the United States as well.