Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Many American media outlets at the scene wanted to interview Li Xinghe to discuss his conflict with Vance, but they were all politely declined by security personnel.

After a series of foolish and ineffective remarks, Tsukishima Minami, along with Master Tamako, Tatsumi Haruka, and Lin Meng, sat down next to Li Xinghe. As loyal followers of Li Xinghe, Section 9 of the Public Security Bureau had already partnered with Commander Aoyama to monitor the Japanese bureaucratic system. Under this powerful behind-the-scenes surveillance, Tsukishima Minami pointed to the many white American officials present:

"Heh heh, they seem to have found someone who's secretly communicating with Japanese bureaucrats. Looks like they haven't given up yet. But the CIA probably received orders from Vance to overthrow you."

Do you want me to overturn myself?

Li Xinghe didn't even lift his eyelids, but asked:

"Is Hiroshi Shinkawa there?"

"No, that old man has been unusually well-behaved lately."

Minami Tsukishima shook her head, and then added:

"Japanese bureaucrats now avoid Americans like the plague."

It's kind of funny. Taking advantage of the problem with Yoshiki Usuki, the head of the Tokyo Customs Service, Li Xinghe launched a second coup in one fell swoop, ruthlessly suppressing a large group of collective resistance from agricultural cooperatives and bureaucrats. Then, with a swift and decisive strike, he turned on the Liberal Democratic Party, which he had forcibly dissolved. Shinkawa Hiroshi was so frightened that he soiled himself and reportedly spent two days in the hospital before he could get out of bed.

Similar to his situation, the bureaucrats in Tokyo suddenly became incredibly diligent, practically wearing adult diapers and working at breakneck speed. As a result, even the most sluggish business units in the Tokyo metropolitan area, which usually took ten years to complete a single project, suddenly became incredibly active. The water pipe repair project in the metropolitan area and two prefectures was completed swiftly.

Then Hiroshi Shinkawa moved his bed to the Ministry of Finance and worked day and night to urgently plan the 2029 budget for Lee Seongha. Working 21 hours a day and working until he urinated blood every day, he rushed to produce a final plan for Lee Seongha that would save a lot of money and even allow the money to be invested in the fund renovation project.

Li Xinghe scratched his head, but still made the decision:

"Then let's include him this time and wipe them out together."

Unfortunately, those who offended the wrong people still need to be eliminated. Considering the 10 trillion yen saved in the 2029 budget, Li Xinghe might consider not implicating his family.

Hiroshi Shinkawa was a typical example of someone who could withstand any attack. Li Xinghe tried to drag him down three times, yet he managed to escape unscathed each time, managing to shake off his accomplices and survive. He then assumed power in the Ministry of Finance, serving Li Xinghe and still hoping to continue his career. This demonstrates just how capable Japanese bureaucrats are when truly facing dire circumstances.

Only upon leaving the embassy did Li Xinghe tell the media:

"I will only buy US Treasury bonds if President Trump is released first."

The news reached the United States.

Vance stated in the media with a sense of triumph amidst defeat: "I have established a good partnership with the Philippines. The Philippines will become a new pillar for the United States in the Asia-Pacific region, and Manila will inevitably become the financial center of Asia again."

This statement, while failing to appease the Magas, also angered Li Xinghe and the Japanese financial elite.

"Philippines, have you eaten dog shit? How dare you try to steal my territory?"

As a sub-financial hegemon with the world's largest investment position and, in a sense, symbiotic with the US dollar, Japan still wields considerable power in the global financial market and could easily defeat the Philippines.

Li Xinghe is absolutely determined to take revenge.

……

Qingshan headquarters.

Maliki's team was devising a plan to retaliate against Vance and, incidentally, eliminate the ordinary employees within the CIA who followed President Vance's orders.

Jill gritted her teeth in hatred:

"It's infuriating! If only we could lead troops straight into America, break the blockade of Mar-a-Lago, rescue Trump, and let that crazy old man continue his madness..."

“Yes, we could consider organizing a suicide squad to go to Florida. There are so many veterans in the United States.”

Scarlett suggested it.

Everyone was tempted.

The conflict between Li Xinghe and Vance cannot continue like this, otherwise, who knows what kind of trouble Vance might cause Li Xinghe. If Japan is subjected to forced economic sanctions, Li Xinghe will be in a very difficult position.

"Then let's use the CIA's connections to recruit a suicide squad in the United States. I'll cover the cost."

At this point, Li Xinghe added:

"It's almost July. Vance's $10 trillion Treasury bond plan has less than 14 days left. We must do everything we can to thwart Vance's $10 trillion Treasury bond plan and make time for the bailout plan."

The Maleki squad had only one leader, so they could get things done very quickly.

Scarlett went to visit her classmates at West Point.

Li Xinghe turned back to the cabinet and gave orders to the officials:

"I demand that the Financial Services Agency and the Fair Trade Commission impose heavy fines on Apple, Facebook, Twitter, Google, and Amazon. I want them to pay $126 billion to fund the Fukushima nuclear disaster, the Noto Peninsula earthquake, and the introduction of new aircraft carriers and missile technologies. Oh, and Google especially needs to be fined more—those scoundrels who secretly manipulate maps. Of course, I'm referring to their issue of arbitrarily changing the name of the Sea of ​​Japan."

Of course, this includes, but is not limited to, the multiple problems of Google Maps using different versions of maps in different countries, switching political names in different languages, and arbitrarily renaming many traditional sea areas according to political needs. For example, changing the Sea of ​​Japan to the Korean East Sea, the East China Sea to the Korean West Sea, the South China Sea to the West Philippine Sea, and the Gulf of Mexico to the American Gulf, etc., are all politically motivated actions.

Soon after, Google Japan received a record-breaking antitrust fine of $36 billion.

This is an extremely painful but unavoidable fine, because Google Japan makes a fortune with its monopolistic mobile game store, but always tries to evade taxes by transferring its advertising and mobile game revenue in Japan to the Philippines for tax purposes.

Li Xinghe's arrests were reasonable and legal, especially regarding the issue of tax evasion in the Philippines; he caught them every time.

Five major American companies in Japan were fined over $10 billion in one fell swoop, making headlines internationally. US stocks plummeted instantly, wiping out hundreds of billions of dollars.

Google hastily sought reconciliation through its White House connections with Li Xinghe, hoping he could alleviate the scale of this landmark fine.

But Li Xinghe told them:

"The $36 billion fine could be reduced to $30 billion, and the investigation into Google's monopoly on the forced installation of Android in the Japanese market could be temporarily suspended. At the same time, Google must rename the Philippine Sea to the South Sea of ​​Japan, or the exemption cannot be revoked."

This is Li Xinghe's maximum pressure.

And it's a successful version.

Even if Google pleads with Vance, he won't help them.

The Philippine Sea is generally considered to be a vast ocean basin located east of the Philippine Islands, east of Taiwan, and south of Japan, extending east to the Mariana Islands and Saipan, and south to Indonesia. The ocean within this basin is commonly known as the Philippine Sea, while Japan generally refers to it as the South Sea (Japan Sea).

Japan does indeed have conflicts with the Philippines over sovereignty of this high seas. To the southwest lie the Ryukyu Islands and Daito Island, and to the south, Okinotorishima and Southern Iwo Jima, among other isolated islands and reefs located 1700 kilometers from the Tokyo mainland and 1500 kilometers from the Philippines.

Fighting over these islands and vying for exclusive economic territorial waters of millions of square miles is a consistent part of Japan's maritime expansion policy.

Previously,

Japan and the Philippines have joined forces to compete with China for territory in the South China Sea. The Philippines is leading the charge, while Japan is quietly exerting pressure from behind.

This time, with the basic collapse of sovereignty over the Ryukyu Islands, the remaining sovereignty of the Ryukyu Islands belongs to China, Japan, and Ryukyu simultaneously. The territorial issue between China and Japan has been frozen here by Li Xinghe, which has instead highlighted the conflict between Japan and the Philippines. It is time to fight with the Philippines over the naming of the Philippine Sea.

Japan effectively enjoys half of the exclusive economic zone of the vast 580 million square kilometer basin, which includes inhabited areas, islands, and the war legacy and military base of Iwo Jima. The Philippines, on the other hand, has little control over this sea. So why is it called the Philippine Sea?

It should be called the South Sea of ​​Japan!

Google naturally complied.

Compared to the Philippines, Japan's financial and gaming markets are more important.

Google, which dutifully paid the fine and even changed the name of a place in the Philippines, immediately became a trending topic.

Netizens from all over the world flocked to watch, eagerly anticipating a clash between Japan and the Philippines, and the potential collapse of Google.

Unsurprisingly, Filipinos were dumbfounded when they saw this.

Unexpectedly, while they were charging ahead, Li Xinghe stabbed them in the waist from behind, piercing their hearts.

Everyone who meets Li Xinghe must praise him:

"He's practically the Trump of East Asia!"

The Philippine Sea was forced to be renamed the South Sea of ​​Japan by Li Xinghe, which was economically meaningless, but politically it became a political achievement of a large-scale expansion into the southern seas.

Japanese media and the Japanese right wing went wild, following Li Xinghe's assessment and emphasizing that the Philippine Sea is the South Japan Sea.

Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. was completely bewildered, never expecting that his attempt to curry favor would backfire so spectacularly, leaving him with a bloody nose. He hastily issued a public announcement:

"The Philippine Sea is the Philippine Sea, there is no doubt about that! The Philippines will consider appealing to the International Court of Justice to seek reparations from Japan for World War II."

The Filipinos pulled out what they considered to be a very clever tactic: demanding reparations from Japan for World War II.

It's as if by simply portraying oneself as a victim, one can force Li Xinghe to back down.

At a time when the situation was changing rapidly, Li Xinghe sneered three times and began his performance.

He stated internally:

"First, we will donate some of the important Taiwanese artifacts that were left in Japan to China."

This is called bribing the regional bigwigs before the game.

As a result, the news of Li Xinghe returning Chinese cultural relics became a trending topic in China, which angered the pro-independence camp in Taiwan so much that they suffered another heart attack, yet they still stubbornly insisted on the friendship between Japan and Taiwan.

Li Xinghe first made a big show of criticizing Lai Ching-te, the eunuch on the island of Taiwan, which infuriated the deep green camp in Taiwan, and then began his own performance.

Li Xinghe's reasons for rejecting the Philippines' claim are astonishing:

“I am Chinese, so Japan is a Chinese country. You have no right to demand WWII reparations from me. Because I was also a victim during WWII.”

Based on the principle of the people following their master, Li Xinghe can flexibly decide whether to compensate neighboring countries.

For a clown like the Philippines, we won't lose a single penny.

Not only did he refuse to pay compensation, but Li Xinghe also provoked yet another sovereignty dispute in East Asia.

On a Fuji TV program, Li Xinghe pulled out a pointer, pointed to the archipelago in northern Philippines, and said:

"The Batan and Babuyan Islands in the northern Philippines originally belonged to China, but were ceded to the former Japanese Empire during the First Sino-Japanese War. When Japan surrendered in 1945, the issue of sovereignty over the islands was shelved, just like the Okinawa Islands. The islands have long been occupied by the Philippines, so the international community has tacitly accepted that sovereignty belongs to the Philippines. But this is not right. At least its remaining sovereignty belongs to China and Japan. Now it is time to discuss this again."

Yes, the Batan Islands in northern Philippines, which are located in the Bashi Channel and very close to Taiwan, are actually subject to sovereignty issues.

It was Chiang Kai-shek, a villain who was utterly wicked and incompetent, who made numerous mistakes that made him hateful. This scoundrel not only missed a good opportunity to control the Ryukyu Islands in northeastern Taiwan, but also missed a good opportunity to reclaim the territory of the Batam Islands in southeastern Taiwan. As a result, this territory, which should have belonged to China, was shelved after the Korean War due to the disputed sovereignty. Thus, after a century of separation from the land, even the international community basically did not consider the territorial dispute here.

As a result, Taiwan's northeastern side was Japanese territory, and its southeastern side was Philippine territory. In terms of being a traitor to the nation, Chiang Kai-shek was almost as useless as Li Hongzhang.

Li Xinghe played a narrative trick here.

That is because the Potsdam Declaration did not explicitly state which islands were part of Japanese territory, and the sovereignty dispute over the Batam Islands between Japan and the Philippines, and between the Philippines and China, has not been confirmed. Therefore, based on existing history, he applied the sovereignty issue of the Batam Islands to the Ryukyu model, and thus concluded that there was still some unresolved residual sovereignty over the islands.

In the Ryukyu Islands model, Japan conceded a loss. Similarly, the Philippines should also concede a loss regarding the Nabatane Islands and relinquish its remaining sovereignty over the islands.

Since the remaining sovereignty issue of the Ryukyu Islands has been resolved through a tripartite agreement between the United States, Japan, and Ryukyu, recognizing shared sovereignty,

So, the situation is exactly the same. The Batanes Islands, which are only 450 kilometers away from Japanese territory, can't be considered remnants of Japanese sovereignty? Yonaguni Island is thousands of kilometers away from the Japanese mainland, yet it still belongs to Japan, doesn't it?

The news has once again provoked East Asian countries.

The Japanese never expected that when the Taiko (Taiko) controlled the smaller head, he would pull off so many antics.

It would be better for the smaller head to control the larger head and have more women.

The Filipinos were stunned.

They never expected that after Japan appointed a prime minister of Chinese descent, it would start baring its teeth at the Philippines, displaying the characteristic of the Japanese imperialist stray dog ​​biting people madly.

Marcos questioned in the media:

"On what grounds do you demand the Batanes Islands?"

Li Xinghe pulled off an earth-shattering feat:

“I am of Chinese descent, I am Chinese, and I am also a cabinet minister in Japan. China, Japan, and the Philippines are the three parties involved in the dispute over the island, and I am involved in two of them. So I have at least 66% of the grounds for claiming sovereignty over the Batam Islands. Why can’t I assert my remaining sovereignty over this place after World War II?”

Galaxy Mathematics, stunning the world!

Sovereignty is simply divided into three parts, and then the two elements are added together, resulting in 66% sovereignty.

This bizarre, outrageous, and unbelievable elementary school addition and subtraction is the calculation process that Li Xinghe claims '66% sovereignty over the Batam Islands belongs to me'.

Not only the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Philippine Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but even the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs was speechless.

When faced with reporters' questions, the spokesperson was momentarily speechless, seemingly unsure how to evaluate this 'mathematical genius' who appeared to be from Shandong, Jiangsu, or Nanjing.

According to his calculations, all of Southeast Asia would be territories with disputed sovereignty.

Although the South Korean presidential office supports Lee Sung-ha, the spokesperson stammered for a long time and was unable to speak.

This scene reminded the Koreans of an old friend.

That was Syngman Rhee, the "mathematician of insects" who caused a stir during a parliamentary vote by proposing a "rounding up" constitutional amendment. The rounding joke stemmed from the fact that the passage of a bill in the South Korean parliament required a two-thirds majority, and the parliament happened to be just one vote short, effectively rejecting Rhee's proposal while saving face. Rhee was furious, claiming that two-thirds of 203 votes equaled 135.33 votes, and since the parliamentary votes in favor were exactly 135, he argued that according to the rounding rule, 135 votes equaled 135.33 votes.

Therefore, the constitution was passed.

The Koreans were quite puzzled.

At this moment, just as at that moment.

Who exactly is this kid's great-grandfather? Could it really be Syngman Rhee?

However, no matter how they tortured the Lee clan of Jeonju, they insisted that Lee Seong-ha was the father of the founding emperor of the Korean Empire and King Gojong of Korea.

The descendants of Yi Jae-myeon, the eldest son of Yi Ha-eung, the Heungseon Daewongun (Prince Yi), who advocated expelling the Manchus, unifying the four ethnic groups, reforming the country, and resolutely defending the homeland. This family was granted the title of "Prince Heung" in Japan and was a legitimate member of the Japanese Imperial Family. After the war, the family scattered, but one of their descendants remained in Shandong and had a grandson, who was Li Xinghe's father, Li Jiangang.

Thanks to the brilliant writing of the Lee family of Jeonju, everything fell into place. Li Xinghe didn't even need to consider being granted the title of prince; he was already a pure member of the Japanese Imperial Family.

Americans are also reminded of the current Vice President's father, Mr. Trump, who is still under house arrest at Mar-a-Lago.