Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Although they verbally refused, the women of the Guanyinlong family took turns receiving Li Xinghe's infusion.

After thoroughly squeezing every last drop of essence from Li Xinghe and filling the three ladies to the brim, Guanyinlong Qingniao and Dongchuan Yukimi each went to clean up the messy bed, completely satisfied.

Meanwhile, Li Xinghe and Nan Jiaduomei lay on the sofa, continuing to reminisce.

Guanyinlong Qingniao stretched out her foot and stepped on Li Xinghe's thigh:

What are you and Vance planning to do?

Li Xinghe held the shyly closed-eyed Nan Jiaduomei in his arms, pondering:

"The tax evader has run out of money and is now trying to climb to the top by stepping on his own two feet. His fate will be no different from Trump's in 2025. The only difference is that he is more determined than Trump; he only wants to scrape together $10 trillion to fill Trump's fiscal hole before the debts mature in July."

"Ten trillion US dollars..."

Everyone was amazed.

That's 20 years of Japanese government spending.

The US military is willing to go along with Vance's erratic behavior, not only because they cannot disobey the current president's orders, but also because they need military spending. With $1.4 trillion in interest payments plus $7 trillion in debt swaps, and then the interest payments for the next five years, the US military would be facing severe financial difficulties if this nearly $10 trillion in cash flow were to run into problems.

"Does it have a big impact on you?"

"He's not fighting drug lords, a few families, or a few small factions. He's simultaneously waging war against a group of the most evil drug lords in the Americas, backed by the four major U.S. agencies, the Mexican military, intelligence agencies, and the entire East Asian supply chain. Rather than saying Vance is fighting Mexican drug lords, it's more accurate to say he's fighting the dark side of America."

If Vance hadn't been involved in the Mexican smuggling war, Li Xinghe really wouldn't have dared to mess with him.

But if he were to start a war, facing a Mexican drug cartel that had been preparing for nearly three months, fully armed, with bunkers built and ready, it's hard to say how long the battle would last.

It sounds like light fighting against darkness. But it's actually just a fool getting caught in a quagmire.

But this is what America deserves.

This behavior is similar to the following: if your drain is clogged, the normal person would try to unclog it, but the American approach is to dig out the feces and throw it in the neighbor's garden to disgust them. Trump and Vance's method is even more bizarre; they dig out the feces from the drain and pile it up in their own gardens to disgust their family and neighbors.

Since he's decided to be disgusting, he shouldn't blame his neighbors for being disgusting too.

The four of them were sleeping together in each other's arms when a phone call came in the early hours of the morning.

Higashikawa Yukami pulled Li Xinghe up and pointed at the television:

"Vans is going to increase your tax."

Li Xinghe jumped up, irritably pinching Xue Shi's breasts:

What exactly is Lao Wan thinking?

Dongchuan Qingniao flicked his hand away:

"Don't pick at it if you're not going to eat it."

Several people woke up one by one.

Nan Jiaduo, clutching her slightly protruding belly, was ironically the only good woman who helped Li Xinghe think about serious matters.

"Trump's granddaughter is arriving in Tokyo soon. How are you planning to welcome her?"

Before Li Xinghe could speak, Guanyinlong Qingniao jokingly teased him:

"Should we let her come alone and come back with two people?"

Li Xinghe shrugged.

It neither affirmed nor denied.

……

Vance was indeed a bit embarrassed and angry.

As Li Xinghe said, Vance wasn't just targeting a few drug lords; he was fighting against the entire dark side of America.

Putting aside other things, although the US military deployed bombers, the US military only had a few National Guard units on the US-Mexico border. Faced with a long border of thousands of kilometers, they had no way to defend it. From California to Texas, there were screams of cursing everywhere.

The CIA, Homeland Security, DEA, and FBI—four powerful agencies—were like a leaky honeycomb, constantly leaking intelligence to the drug cartels they controlled in Mexico. Some even deliberately leaked information about their enemies to the drug cartels, inciting them to send Colombian mercenaries to eliminate them. In an instant, the murder and crime rates at the border rivaled those of Chicago.

The 3169-kilometer border has been completely transformed into a chaotic border.

The towns and cities along the border suddenly seemed to have lost their order. Where the police and officials who were out during the day went at night, and who they worked for, was all unclear.

The movements of U.S. troops along the border always reach drug smuggling groups in the first instance through various information channels.

The drug lords left, and the US military arrived right after, teasing them like they were walking dogs.

The smuggling war between the US and Mexico is becoming increasingly ugly.

The U.S. military couldn't find the smuggling rings hidden among the crowds, but the smuggled goods continued to flow into the United States every day. Vance's war plan ironically led to a complete loss of control over the U.S.-Mexico border.

When everyone was bewildered to discover that Mexican drug lords had simply driven large trucks loaded with smuggled vehicles across the border for dozens of kilometers, the Magas became even more furious.

Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants from South America have penetrated deep into California, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. They work and live in groups near cities, employed by local farms, which infuriates the Magas of the border states.

They hid in their cars and angrily posted videos criticizing Vance's war strategy as being like diarrhea—the first spiking was loud, but the rest was just a mess of sloppy excrement.

Then, a movement called the "Trump Comeback Movement" began to emerge.

What kind of sport is it exactly?

The reason is very simple: Vance's performance was rather clumsy and mediocre.

You say he forced the US to continuously lower interest rates to alleviate the national debt and meet the huge US debt of 10 trillion, but when he fought a border war, he was instead invaded by smuggling groups. That's too stupid.

Although Trump is seeking a third term

The plan has failed, but it has not completely failed yet.

At least he stepped down with honor.

From this perspective, the Magas actually really like Li Xinghe.

He not only accomplished what the Maga movement particularly hoped for in Japan, but according to leaked information, he was indeed a major facilitator of Trump's glorious resignation.

He's great in every way, it's just a pity he's Asian.

Maga's theoretical foundation is still very solid:

"As long as Donald Trump Jr. resigns, then President Vance appoints President Trump as his vice president, and then Vance resigns and steps down honorably, President Trump can quickly return to the White House and take charge of American politics in the order of vice presidents taking office. If Vance is sensible, he can be appointed as vice president."

In short, although the U.S. Constitution stipulates that a person cannot serve two consecutive terms as president, the U.S. Constitution also has a bug: the vice president can succeed the president.

In other words, the United States could also implement a "Putin-Medvedev" duo model.

The super bug of having Trump serve as vice president, then having the incumbent president win the election and resign to hand over the position to Trump, would allow for unlimited re-election.

This idea is certainly not new; Trump considered it several years ago when he was preparing for his third term. However, due to Trump's own mistakes, he ultimately left the campaign team.

However, as Vance continued to falter, Trump saw an opportunity, and his followers were also looking for one.

As a result, the 'Trump comeback movement' suddenly became a hot topic.

Maga couldn't help but cry out:

"Come back, Trump! We need you!"

The far-right armed groups known as Maga have all started their operations simultaneously.

Amid the silence of the CIA and FBI, numerous Maga supporters of the "Trump Comeback Movement" ordered large quantities of weapons and sought intelligence contacts in preparation for taking action against Vance.

That's one good thing about the US: when you want to take action, there are guns and ammunition everywhere, and you can even buy bulletproof vests, plates, and armored vehicles through smuggling.

Li Xinghe will not help Vance this time either; even if he knows the information, he will not tell Vance.

Unaware that he had become a thorn in the side of the far-right militia, Vance was now searching for loyal princelings to try and mobilize his own supporters.

Vance whispered in the secret room:

"Can we forcefully deploy the police or National Guard to take direct control of Mar-a-Lago?"

……

the other side.

There have long been rumors of the Prime Minister's official residence being haunted, so Shinjiro Koizumi rarely stayed there.

But today, he unexpectedly took advantage of the fact that no one was around and secretly returned home.

His daughter, Christine, was squatting upstairs, intending to greet her father, but she noticed that Shinjiro Koizumi was walking very stealthily, as if he was avoiding something.

She climbed into the closet in the living room, intending to scare him inside.

Who knew that while they were hiding, a guest would arrive.

He discussed with Koizumi the following:

"How to defeat Li Xinghe and regain power."

Little Christine hid in the closet, nervously pulled out her phone, and eavesdropped on Shinjiro Koizumi's conversation with an unknown person. After muting it, she called her mother.

Takikawa Masami, who was still working at the television station, picked up the phone and listened to the voice on the other end in surprise:

“You are the rightful Prime Minister of Japan, and in theory, your decrees are the standard for everything. But right now, the person sitting in the Prime Minister's seat is not you. It is Li Xinghe.”

"In order to regain your power, we should act now. While he is meeting with Trump's granddaughter, when his security is at its weakest, send the most professional people from the National Security Bureau to storm him, take him down in one fell swoop, expose his crimes, and imprison him! Then Japan can return to your hands. You can then set things right and clean up these traitors who have attached themselves to Li Xinghe and usurped power."

Although Christine didn't know exactly who the person was, Takikawa Masami knew immediately from the voice that it was someone she knew very well:

"It's Takeo Akiba, the Director of the Department of Homeland Security."

Takeo Akiba frequently met with Shinjiro Koizumi. As a key leader of the Japanese National Security Council, the old man had recently disappeared without a trace. It turned out he was secretly plotting a subversive operation against Li Xinghe.

So the answer is quite simple: Shinjiro Koizumi and Takeo Akiba are plotting to reclaim their positions as prime minister.

Thinking about this, Takikawa Masami broke out in a cold sweat.

Takikawa Masami rushed out of the Fuji TV studio, forgetting to put on her shoes in the process. It was only after being chased by Miyaji Aimi that she hurriedly took off her dirty stockings and put on a pair of sneakers.

Then the two looked at each other and hurriedly called Tsutsumi Reiji over.

Masami Takikawa didn't dare say it directly; she only offered a hint:

“Someone is plotting to harm Xinghe; we must warn him immediately.”

"If we tell Xinghe now, won't we alert them?"

Tsutsumi Reimi's unintentional reminder made Takikawa Masami slap her forehead in exasperation. That's it! Going directly to Li Xinghe now might alert Akiba Takeo and his gang.

"Let's go find Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei."

The three women hurried off to a very mysterious place.

Weekend Girls Club.

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4900 words. Trump is too much of a character; I have to keep revising the draft and writing on two fronts simultaneously. Damn Trump...

Chapter 716: Kai Niu Travels a Thousand Miles to Get Fucked, Tokyo Never Stops Killing People (4100 words)

Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei, leader of the Zhizhonghui, is a well-known beauty in the House of Representatives.

At the same time, she is also seen by many as the next prime minister.

As is well known, Li Xinghe remains a cabinet minister, a position similar to that of a general serving the emperor—a typical example of a subordinate official holding power. Li Xinghe has announced an upcoming national election, yet he has not resigned to run for office, clearly indicating his intention to maintain power.

Therefore, his wife, Rokugo Chih-ying-mei, who can be considered the Empress, has a high probability that after the Zhigonghui and Zhizhonghui break away from the Liberal Democratic Party, she will run for the position of Prime Minister and become Lee Sung-ha's right-hand woman.

Takikawa Masami, Tsutsumi Reimi, and Miyaji Aimi ran halfway, contacted Shika Miike Hanae, then ran back to retrieve their photography equipment. Under the pretense of taking photos, they arrived at the Ministry of Justice.

In the corridors of the Ministry of Justice, everyone's eyes were filled with strange looks.

Tsutsumi Reimi—that's Li Xinghe's famous mistress, a loyal and devoted follower who even had a daughter who took his surname, Li. There's even a rather darkly humorous Chinese joke about this, saying that Tsutsumi Reimi and Tsutsumi Li Shi (both pronounced the same) sound similar.

The three women walked awkwardly into Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei's office and told Hua Yingmei the truth.

Then we saw Hua Yingmei's eyebrows furrow in anger, radiating the aura of a powerful figure, as she slammed her hand on the table, her murderous intent palpable:

"He's gone too far!"

The three female anchors, who were no younger than Hua Yingmei, were startled and stood up in fright by Hua Yingmei's outburst of anger.

This is the grandeur of the main palace.

Hua Yingmei immediately dialed Li Xinghe's private satellite phone and told him exactly what had happened: "It seems that Koizumi has been fooled by Akiba Takeo. He thinks he can defeat us."

Soon, more and more people appeared in the communication channel.

Ayako Aso also connected from home, but she turned off her microphone and radio.