Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

By directly absorbing pro-independence elements from both the KMT and DPP camps, Japan can not only replenish its manpower pool and solve the problems of an aging population and insufficient Chinese population, but also remove upright people in one fell swoop, leaving behind a thick layer of poison in Taiwan. When rocket artillery bombards the island, the probability of killing pro-independence elements will greatly increase.

When they arrived in Japan and discovered that there was only one green channel for naturalization—the "fast track for Chinese immigrants"—they had no choice but to reluctantly sign the papers and acknowledge that they were immigrants from China.

This casual act by Li Xinghe earned him even more prestige.

At least in the face of international power struggles, everyone has noticed Li Xinghe's skillful maneuvering, always skirting the edges of red lines, managing to keep both China and the United States in line, and even displaying his domineering attitude in Northeast Asia.

Vance, on the other hand, seemed rather incompetent.

If his skill in flattering Trump is considered a special ability, then who does the President of the United States flatter?

There are plenty of sycophants, but America needs a president who can get things done.

"Vans are nothing special."

Media outlets and independent media from various countries believe that Vance would be better off not doing anything.

……

"I must fight back."

In Washington, D.C., the White House, in an attempt to demonstrate its toughness, and following the arrival of another cargo ship filled with smuggled aerial bombs by Li Xinghe in San Diego, Vance angrily issued the following orders:

"fry!"

Nine B-2 bombers took off rapidly from the airstrip in San Diego, bound for Mexico.

He wanted to blow up drug lords to prove himself.

Major cities controlled by Mexican drug cartels, such as Culiacán, Guadalajara, and Chihuahua, were all subjected to heavy aerial bombing.

The U.S. military has always claimed that its precision-guided munitions can accurately destroy the enemy.

In reality, so-called precision guidance is not much different from the collateral damage caused by heavy aerial bombs. A bomb is a bomb. The roaring heavy aerial bombs fell on the undefended cities of Mexico, and the mushroom clouds that exploded and roared rose in the night.

With each bomb that falls, dozens or even hundreds of innocent people die.

Overnight, cities such as Culiacán, Guadalajara, and Chihuahua were left in ruins, and photos of innocent victims searching for their families on the rubble filled media outlets around the world.

People are outraged by the United States' barbaric acts.

But when the news broke, the once-dejected Magas across the United States were suddenly elated, cheering that Vance was indeed a good successor to Trump. He had finally done something that everyone wanted to do but had never been able to: waging war against Mexico, against illegal immigrants, against border smuggling, and against drug lords.

Vance, unashamed and visibly excited, led a large group of American officials surrounding him and, amidst the flashing cameras, excitedly announced:

"I have a report to all Americans, I have good news to tell you. The Mexican drug lords are finished! Our incredibly accurate B-2 bombers have breached their rat hole. Drugs, smuggled goods, illegal immigrants—we don't want a single one!"

It seems that Vance has achieved a great victory.

The Maga were also very happy and excited.

But onlookers around the world are almost speechless.

The reason why a world-class superpower would fly B-2 bombers, loaded with heavy bombs, to bomb major Mexican cities was actually to investigate a border smuggling ring that was secretly selling fake penises for $20 each.

Li Xinghe continued his sharp commentary online:

"The stupid Magas obviously don't know that the US border problem is what Trump himself exacerbated and indulged, which is why it has become what it is today. Trump arrested far fewer illegal immigrants than Obama, Trump created chaos on the border, and then blamed federal employees. He created all of this, but then turned around and blamed it on other people."

But did they really win?

Mexican drug lords don't want to fight for power. In fact, they could have easily gained power long ago, but they simply remain loyal smugglers for the Americans.

They smuggle whatever Americans want.

Drugs, car parts, eggs, small toys, and even drones and complete vehicles—Mexican smuggling groups will do anything as long as there is demand.

In fact, apart from the confirmed death of the head of a smuggling family in his mansion, the other three or four smuggling groups entrenched along the border suffered no casualties, because inside intelligence from the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, and DEA had urged them to leave as soon as possible.

The entire Mexican drug cartel is essentially a network of subordinates of the four major authorities, and the struggle between them can be seen as a struggle between the four major authorities.

But now, the drug lords are uniting, sending their own security detail to retaliate against the United States, and constantly warning Vance:

"Without a doubt, the United States has failed."

Enraged, Vance continued his online rampage, proclaiming himself the victor in the war against Mexican drug cartels, while simultaneously sending troops to the border to wipe out Mexican drug cartels, or rather, Mexican smuggling groups.

Vance also made a shocking statement:

"As long as there is fighting at the border, illegal immigrants, smuggled goods and drugs will not be able to get in."

As more U.S. air squadrons arrived at border airports, and the U.S. National Guard and Border Patrol reinforced the U.S.-Mexico border wall, sporadic clashes broke out between drug smugglers and U.S. forces.

The Mexican smuggling war has begun.

The author says:

Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. 4600 words. I'm so angry at that idiot Trump, it's made me keep revising the manuscript.

Chapter 714: President Wan's Frenzied Debts, the Unparalleled Li Taige (4400 words)

"Li Xinghe is too evil! But at least we can still bomb Mexico."

In Washington, at the White House, Vance's cronies in the Maga magazine wiped the sweat from their brows and began to hype up the news of the downfall of Mexican drug lords.

Don't talk to these short-sighted Republicans about the future or what's to come. What's important now is to 'praise Vance for victory,' just like they did when they were currying favor with Trump.

Loyalty is more important than ability, so the most loyal scoundrels flock to the front lines.

The advantage of petty people lies in their ability to help the president win over voters, while those who are good at governing the country are excluded in the process.

Vance differs from Trump in that he actually comes from an Ivy League elite background and is a sophisticated egoist disguised as a Maga. He clearly knows what he is doing.

However, when he failed to extort money from Li Xinghe and resorted to threatening tariffs, he discovered that the brakes weren't as easy to apply as he had thought.

He could only lie through his teeth in front of the media cameras:

"We should expand the scale of American manufacturing, and we should eliminate smuggling along the US-Mexico border. The bombing of Culiacán proved our victory. Mexican smuggling cartels must admit defeat, or sanctions will escalate indefinitely."

At the same time, CNN was broadcasting live interviews from the public, piecing together the two audio clips.

A border journalist stood at the border between the two countries, watching thousands of people rushing forward with suitcases in tow:

"The prices of toys used by American women and men have skyrocketed. A used dildo has jumped from $10 to $50. A condom has risen from 6 cents to $2-5. The prices of many special products ordered by men and women have soared... Smuggling sex toys, eggs, and car parts has become the most cost-effective smuggling option. It is said that there are several Chinese-modified giant ships in Baja California, filled with chicken farms, producing large quantities of eggs every day, which are then wholesaled to residents of the United States and Mexico... To be honest, this place is very similar to the border between China and Vietnam. And we Americans are like those Vietnamese backpacker vendors."

Americans carrying bags of all sizes didn't actually pay any taxes, because customs officials had no jurisdiction over them anymore. They moved like swarms of insects, their shoes and trousers covered in mud and dust. Female shop owners selling small commodities, especially sex toys, could carry bags weighing over 200 pounds, studded with various colored dildos, for ten kilometers—a testament to the hardships of life.

Vance was still in the White House, his gleaming leather boots clicking on the luxurious carpet as he spoke eloquently under countless lights:

"Tariffs bring economic prosperity, and our historical predecessors have proven the rationality of tariff policies countless times."

The CNN reporter continued from the border:

"Chaos reigns on the border. The U.S. Border Patrol is overwhelmed by long-term layoffs and high-pressure work, with many areas showing signs of collapse. According to..."

It's said that many Americans drive directly across the unchecked border to Mexico's duty-free ports to buy goods from Chinese merchants, then bring them home to set up stalls in small towns to do business..."

The entire U.S. Customs and Border Protection has fewer than 6 employees, many of whom are office clerks.

With only 60,000 people, how can they inspect the millions of people crossing the border every day, the more than 5 million small customs bags and mails every day, the customs containers at ports, and the high-tech drones and super delivery boats used by smugglers at the border? Entry permits for the United States are already expected to be issued more than 20 years in advance.

While you're inspecting goods and illegal immigrants in front, the Republicans are still wielding their cleavers, planning to continue massive layoffs in federal agencies.

Customs employees could only turn a blind eye and then open their little wallets to accept bribes.

Therefore, in reality, the US-Mexico border crossing has broken free from the control of the US government and become a vast western wilderness with its own set of lifestyles and rules.

Vance's speech quickly reached its climax, and he raised his right hand and shouted with everyone:

"Destroy the Mexican drug cartels! Destroy drugs! Destroy fentanyl! America! Win!"

White House officials at all levels joined in the shouting, as if it were a cult propaganda event.

CNN reporters at the border are still anxiously reporting:

"War! Bombs! An explosion in the distance, and an attack helicopter appears to have escaped."

Yesterday's explosion has led to countless civilians actively stockpiling goods at the border today.

The various border patrol agencies were also stunned by Vance's disastrous move.

You want me, who only uses a Glock 17, to fight a drug lord's private mercenary army with armed helicopters, armored vehicles, and rocket launchers?

But the Mexican drug lords' retaliation was bound to be swift.

An explosion was heard in the distance.

"run!"

"Run!"

Border vendors, carrying large and small bags, flocked north like ants carrying loads.

Explosions roared, black smoke billowed, and several armored vehicles quickly approached the border. Many Mexican and Colombian mercenaries jumped out of the vehicles, carrying the vengeful rage of drug cartel smuggling families. Using suicide drones and drone-launched artillery vehicles, they completely destroyed the Trump Wall on the border, intimidating and scaring away the US border enforcement team.

What lay before them was a stretch of desert stretching for several kilometers; crossing this stretch would lead to a border city in the United States.

Then a large number of buses carrying illegal immigrants arrived.

Mexican drug lords' smugglers led illegal immigrants in a coordinated attack:

"Charge! The American police have already run away! As long as you go in, the American police won't be able to catch you."

Although the US economy is in a bad state, the South American economy is in even worse shape. They have no choice but to keep moving north to the US in search of opportunities.

In a single day, the border was engulfed in flames as Mexican smuggling rings, now completely unpretentious, opened the country's gates, allowing hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants from South America to cross the US-Mexico border like zombies and enter the southern border states.

Americans are in a state of panic, hurling insults at Vance online, calling him a fraud.

What makes Vance smarter than Trump is that he shrewdly knows what he wants.

Therefore, he made only one request of Republican faction leaders such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio:

"The tariff war will not stop unless Congress agrees to increase the U.S. debt ceiling indefinitely. The Mexican smuggling war will not stop unless Congress agrees to expand military spending and border deployment authority."

In short, it means giving money.

He can't stay president without money.

In 2025, the balance of the TGA account in the United States during the spring tax season was $2800 billion. This year, the balance of the account during the same period has shrunk to more than $700 billion.

Unfortunately, in June and July of this year, the $7 trillion debt that Trump left to Vance will begin to mature, and the funds in his account are not even enough to cover the $1.365 trillion in annual interest of 3.9%. Vance launched such a frantic offensive simply to raise money for his administration to pay off the debt.

Regardless of the fact that the US-Mexico border war will make it even harder to collect taxes, who will pay the $1.4 trillion in short-term interest?

Therefore, destroying the US-Mexico border and plunging tens of millions of Americans into a cycle of drugs, bombs, and illegal immigration is an expected outcome.

As long as Congress approves his increase in US debt, he can borrow money to pay off the debt.

……

Tokyo, Japan.

Shinjiro Koizumi returned to Tokyo in a state of confusion, only to be told by many people, "You should resign as soon as possible."

He couldn't understand it.

He went out to drink and carouse for a few days, thinking that when he came back Li Xinghe would have already taken care of most of Japan. So why was he about to resign?

He was somewhat dissatisfied.

At this moment, Li Xinghe was in the Imperial Palace.

All parts of the Imperial Palace have been turned into huge construction sites.

To the east of the Imperial Palace, in what was formerly known as the Ooku (inner palace), a large fortress is under construction, intended to house the Cabinet Special Forces and the headquarters of the Allied Forces. The original Royal Hospital and Royal Police quarters have all been merged and reused.

Tanaka Rui, who had been brought over from another construction site, supervised the work while secretly asking his older sister, Yan Bingxianzi:

"Sis, how about we build a super high-rise castle tower? Let's make one 300 meters tall, 100 stories high, like the Tower of Heaven from Gintama..."

Did he approve it?

"My brother-in-law doesn't know, but the Japanese government provided very generous funding for the construction. Several hundred billion yen."

Tanaka Rui felt he could make the decision.

Meanwhile, Li Xinghe was accompanying Shang Qiujia at the Royal Hospital for a prenatal checkup.

Shang Qiujia was waiting for the report and asked out of boredom:

What should we do?

"Have some tea." Li Xinghe handed her a cup of tea.

Shang Qiujia stuck out her tongue and made a slightly exaggerated comment: