Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

He Yang shouted excitedly:

“Cut them down. These are the most stubborn far-right lunatics in Japan. Kill more of them to really intimidate them. If you don’t cut them hard enough, they’ll complain that you didn’t hit them hard enough.”

Everyone was very happy, and they slashed fiercely at the Japanese far-right, killing these guys who wore sanitary napkins and headbands and clothes with extreme slogans until they bled profusely.

The bloody hacking and slashing finally made the far-right idiots who followed Sanae Kaoichi in causing trouble realize the reality.

Before long, the far-right forces were scattered and people fled in cries.

Sanae Takashi was dragged from the pile of blood by the special police and put into an armored vehicle. The madwoman was still muttering incoherently:

"No one has dared to be this crazy since the war..."

Xiao Chuzhang slapped her across the face, making Sanae Takaichi see stars:

"Foolish woman, what's a few hundred dead or injured?"

Cabinet special forces beheaded over a hundred people in one go, making it the largest killing operation in Japan's postwar history.

But even the Japanese did not expect that, when everyone thought that such a victory usually occurred when the Japanese far right attacked the left, it was Li Xinghe who stood on the left wing and brandished the butcher's knife against the far right.

When the news broke, all of Japan remained silent.

Major websites began to tacitly delete related content and voluntarily control information. From cyber police departments to Google, Twitter, and TikTok, after witnessing Li Xinghe's outburst of anger and the armored vehicle crushing the far-right rioters, all major platforms kept their mouths shut, wishing they could add a few more gags to the far-right lunatics.

This day is April Fool's Day, April 1st.

Therefore, major foreign media outlets have dubbed Li Xinghe's series of domestic repression actions as the "April Fool's Day Massacre."

He arrested five former prime ministers, several high-ranking officials, and executed hundreds of far-right supporters of the emperor system. He even put his own child in the line of succession to the emperor system, demonstrating the vicious nature of a dictator.

For a time, foreign media outlets began to use templates to describe Li Xinghe.

Some say he is the Japanese equivalent of Park Chung-hee and Chun Doo-hwan, but Lee Sung-ha's influence has far surpassed that of the two.

Some say he is Japan's Ito Hirobumi, a master of political diplomacy.

Of course, many people still compare him to 'Japan's five-star emperor MacArthur', whether it's commanding the Japanese left wing to fight, or torturing the imperial family, or beheading the far right wing, especially leading armored vehicles to run people over, it's too similar.

But the American media are still cheering for Li Xinghe.

The Washington Post: "Suppressing far-right Nazis was his duty."

The New York Times: "It's hard to imagine he would purge five corrupt former prime ministers in one go."

Even the White House is blatantly lying for Li Xinghe.

Vance strongly approved of Li Xinghe's crackdown, because 500 South Korean-made aerial bombs supplied by Li Xinghe had already arrived.

However, the Japanese would not use such a direct and terrifying term as 'April Fool's Day Massacre'.

They have their own customs.

Logically speaking, Li Xinghe had already joined forces with Koizumi Shinjiro to seize control of the Japanese government as early as the Christmas Day coup on December 25th last year.

However, from Christmas until now, Li Xinghe has not actually made many political changes.

The Japanese government remains unchanged, and even Shinjiro Koizumi seems unclear about his own political stance. Li Xinghe had just left Tokyo when he made a disgraceful statement in parliament.

But today, on the same day as the Royal Early Spring Cherry Blossom Festival, which happens to coincide with April Fool's Day, a blatant coup has begun.

After publicly denouncing the Japanese government and agricultural cooperatives in front of the media, Li Xinghe announced that the newly established Ministry of Government Discipline and Efficiency would conduct a comprehensive investigation of the Japanese government and agricultural cooperatives. Although this alone hardly constituted a coup, former prime ministers, from Fumio Kishida and Yoshihide Suga to Motegi and Ishiba, were all taken away by prosecutors.

Then, Sanae Kaohsiung's far-right figure was beheaded, armored vehicles drove in and ran over people, and special police officers came down with large knives to chop people up, leaving blood everywhere, shocking the whole country.

The Japanese media then referred to this incident as:

The Cherry Blossom Day Coup.

Or, to use a more Japanese term, "cherry blossom day is an ominous occasion."

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Author's note: Thank you all for your support. 5700 words. I don't want to break it up anymore, I'll finish it all in one go.

Chapter 706: He should rule Japan for 50 years, I am democracy! (4700 words)

The Guardian armored vehicle has reappeared on the streets.

Tokyo residents are already very familiar with these expensive and impractical American-made armored vehicles, but when they see the "Cabinet Special Combat Police" markings on the vehicle, they feel as if a lifetime has passed, yet nothing has changed.

Yoshiki Usuki, the head of the Tokyo Customs Service, and his entire family were arrested and disappeared along with five former prime ministers.

Many of the officials who once worked together to intercept Chinese imports at customs have now been taken away by the Tokyo District Public Prosecutors Office for investigation to check whether they were involved in favoritism, malpractice, or dereliction of duty.

Prices in supermarkets suddenly dropped, and the previously arrogant distributors and middlemen panicked and hurriedly released their inventory. Rice and vegetable prices fell step by step, and goods from China filled the supermarket's recommended shelves again.

The shop owner who was shouting "Chinese goods are sold out" just the day before is now practically kneeling next to the shelves begging everyone to buy them quickly.

The street markets along the roadside remained bustling.

The propaganda vehicles of the Japanese far-right suddenly disappeared, and they dared not go out anymore.

Replacing them were cars driven by the new Chinese right wing, with Chinese characters blatantly displayed on them reading "Kill the Japanese Invaders" and "Destroy Imperialism," and a large group of Chinese drivers were shouting through loudspeakers:

"We are the Boxers! Down with the far right!"

These ordinary yet confident new Chinese immigrant drivers didn't kneel like the older generation of colonists who had fled to Japan. The Boxers, as a registered right-wing organization, were known for their boldness and willingness to fight, and indeed, they dared to charge into the streets. Therefore, they dared to declare war on the right wing in the heart of the city.

After they were eliminated, another group became even bolder.

That is the Unification Church of Japan:

"Day of Joining"

This is the Unified Naturalization Association! For those seeking naturalization and transnational marriage, please join us, because you'll find your compatriots here; for those wanting to get married, please contact us, we'll act as matchmakers; for those seeking a stable life, please contact us, we're currently establishing a language school and a church farm, plenty of work, and a simple, stable life…

Putting everything else aside, Suzuka Kuroko did learn from Li Xinghe that Li Xinghe was going to crack down on agricultural cooperatives and lift restrictions on the sale of Japanese agricultural products, encouraging private farms to grow bigger and stronger. So the Unification Church went to Hokkaido to rent land to set up church farms, recruiting a lot of labor, including women.

Occasionally, you can also see Li Xinghe's devoted fans giving speeches for him in squares and on the streets.

"The 2030s will be the era of strongman politics! With his ruthless and decisive nature, Masakazuki is the new strongman who will transform Japan!"

Their logic is simple: a strongman is powerful. Look at Russia, China, and North Korea—these are all fierce lands where strongmen emerge in large numbers. If North Korea launches a missile, Japan and South Korea tremble in fear. But now, North Korea is no threat, and China can't do anything about Li Xinghe, so Li Xinghe is Japan's new strongman.

"He should rule Japan for 50 years!"

Li Xinghe himself said he would step down in 2030, but his fans have already reserved his term for 2080.

The streets are already politically apathetic, and now people are even too lazy to go to the polling stations.

The Japanese resorted to their most basic instinct: playing dead.

If reality differs from the illusory world created by the media, then it's better to escape into the illusory world first, live a normal life and smile during the day, and go home at night to hide in a corner and curse Li Xinghe as a "great villain".

Anyway, everything is normal during the day. If no one looks up, they won't see the military emblem hanging high at the Qingshan Command Headquarters.

In typical countries experiencing coups, such as Myanmar, university student protests inevitably lead to school closures, intellectual exodus, and economic recession. Myanmar's number of university graduates has plummeted from tens of thousands a year to a handful.

But Japan is different from South Korea.

After Lee Sung-ha completed the new system reform in South Korea and put Cho Gu-hwan on the throne, the far-right YouTubers left behind by Yoon Seok-yeol immediately led their fans to fawn over Cho Gu-hwan, praising him for looking like Chun Doo-hwan (referring to Lee Deok-hwa).

The same thing happened in Japan. After Li Xinghe arrested five former prime ministers and had them chatted with him, the university students praised him for his boldness and ambition.

They should have been arrested a long time ago!

Especially compared to Fumio Kishida, the level of public hatred towards the four-eyed guy who raised taxes is frighteningly high.

So on the first day, a petition was launched online:

"Behead Kishida Fumio!"

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Qingshan headquarters.

As the core of the military that ruled Japan, General Jacqueline, along with her granddaughter Scarlett, is currently undergoing a prenatal checkup at a top-tier hospital in Shenyang. They plan to then travel to Changbai Mountain to visit the North Korean border, so Li Xinghe is still in charge here.

In front of the dungeon interrogation room, Li Xinghe assigned tasks.

He pointed at Ayako Aso:

“You will be Yoshiki Usugi’s interrogator. Make him confess and identify his accomplices.”

Li Xinghe did not explain why he did this.

But Ayako Aso knew that this was a test, and if she passed it, she could become the Prime Minister of Japan in the following years.

She turned and headed to the interrogation room.

Yoshiki Usuki never expected that the person who came forward to interrogate him would be Ayako Aso, who had been imprisoned here before.

Ayako Aso offered him paper and pen, and bowed slightly.

"Please write."

Upon seeing it was her, Usuki Yoshiki immediately relaxed, a hint of disdain appearing on his lips.

When others interrogated him, he knelt down.

But what right does a woman, especially one who sells her body and wears a collar, have to interrogate me?

Ayako Aso raised her head, her face as cold as ice:

"You look down on me?"

Usuki Yoshiki really looked down on her; she couldn't even swear properly, and her speech was always polite.

At least as Aso Taro remained hidden in his hometown of Fukuoka, the size of the Shikokai continued to shrink. And as news of Aso Ayako's imprisonment in the Aoyama dungeon by Li Xinghe gradually spread, everyone knew what had happened, even though Aso Ayako wasn't wearing a dog collar.

She's just a sex slave kept by Li Xinghe, used to manipulate the parliament.

So he said:

"You? Just Li Xinghe's bitch."

Ayako Aso's face immediately darkened.

"Hmph, when Li Xinghe and Lu Yuchi were having sex with those women, were you the one licking the condoms on the sidelines?"

The old man even started making dirty jokes.

Humiliated, Ayako Aso decisively pressed the button in her hand.

The electric chair is activated.

The crackling of electricity traveled through the chair, and Shizuka Yoshiki felt a sudden numbness in his crotch, causing him to soil himself and urinate on the chair, his whole body trembling.

After the phone call, Ayako Aso did not continue her conversation with Yoshiki Usuki.

She knew the other person looked down on her, and that talking to them was pointless.

If Li Xinghe were invited over at this point, Usuki Yoshiki would likely surrender, handing over the list of rebels he had kept hidden in his mind, as well as numerous traces of corruption within the Tokyo Customs, making it easier for Li Xinghe to carry out a major purge of the entire bureaucratic system.

But if that's the case, then what else is there for her to do?

Therefore, she recalled the time she spent in prison.

Pain, endless pain, so all I wanted to do was obey.

So she took out the collar she had been wearing when Li Xinghe tied her up and fastened it around her neck.

"I am a dog."

She grinned at herself in the mirror, as if she had switched personalities, revealing a ferocious expression.

As is well known, interrogation rooms have one-way mirrors.

Mrs. Usuki was shoved and pulled to the room next to the interrogation room, and the sounds from that room would be transmitted to the Bluetooth earpiece worn by Yoshiki Usuki.

So Ayako Aso wore a collar around her neck and was being held from behind, her body trembling and her face as pale as a golden mortar.

She said through the earpiece:

"You have a young and beautiful wife, whom you married after your old wife died, right? I heard you love her very much and cherish her, spending hundreds of thousands of yen on her beauty treatments every month."

"What are you trying to do!?"

Mortar and pestle Fangshu immediately tensed up.

Ayako Aso felt completely different after putting on the collar; it was as if the soul of a mad dog, devouring its prey, was dominating her mind.

She forcefully tore off Lady Usuki's dress, tearing the hem little by little, creating the sound of several strong men tearing at it.

Next door, Yoshiki Usugi was gritting his teeth; he knew his wife was surrounded by several men.