Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Is Japan about to be completely Sinicized?

"Is he American or Chinese?"

"(Reply) Anyway, it's definitely not Japanese."

People gradually realized that the reforms brought about by Li Xinghe were destroying Japan's existing social system. But they were still helpless.

The Ship of Theseus has set sail.

On the other side of the sea, the Chinese were also discussing it extensively.

"Brother Li is cosplaying again."

“I see now. Brother Li likes to do this to fool us and make us think he is pro-China.”

Chinese people might think Li Xinghe is just cosplaying, but Japanese social commentators have keenly noticed his continuous political actions. Although he has consistently sided with the United States in military and international diplomacy, he has been bowing to China in social, political, and economic matters.

Even after being attacked by Li Xinghe's iron fist, the social commentator from the far-right organization, Japan Conference, still stubbornly continued to publish articles criticizing Li Xinghe:

"Is Mr. Li finally unable to withstand the pressure from China and is going to accept the Chinese social system? Does he intend to station Chinese troops in Japan in the future?"

"If troops are to be stationed there, they will definitely go to the Imperial Palace, right? That's the highest point and the core of the fortress in Tokyo."

"Why not just let a Chinese person be the emperor?"

Unfortunately, the far-right's face has already been smashed by Li Xinghe.

Some far-right conservative women, such as Senator Haruko Arimura, criticized Li Xinghe in their prepared speeches:

"He destroyed the Self-Defense Forces, and he still wants Japan!"

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4800 words. I had a cold, so I wrote very slowly.

Chapter 702: Galaxy's Two Fists and Three Arrows, Government Discipline and Efficiency Department (5600 words)

early morning.

Li Xinghe rubbed his face and arrived at the Cabinet residence. He opened the Cabinet door and went inside, but did not see Koizumi Shinjiro, who was 'still as holy as ever at 48'.

Wearing her elementary school uniform, little Christine ran downstairs and jumped into Li Xinghe's arms for a kiss.

Where is Koizumi?

After Li Xinghe finished kissing her, he asked in confusion.

Takikawa Masami brought over breakfast, happily gave her a kiss, and then said:

"He was disheartened and ran back to his hometown of Yokosuka."

Li Xinghe was not surprised.

Well, Koizumi really couldn't hold on any longer. He knew his social security reform bill wasn't popular, but probably because it was his first time participating in a coup and establishing a dictatorship, he wasn't very experienced and didn't consider his own capabilities at all. By the time Li Xinghe returned to Tokyo to clean up his mess, Koizumi had already abandoned the cause and run away.

"You are now the acting prime minister."

Takikawa Masami escorted Li Xinghe to Prime Minister Koizumi's office, preparing paper, pens, and manuscripts for him. Then, a mixed-race woman wearing a fitted white sweater and a gray lounge skirt sat down next to Li Xinghe, lifting her sweater to reveal a pair of swollen breasts:

"Drink it, my breasts are engorged. They're always so red there. Your son is no good at all, always..."

It bites while nursing, just like you.

Li Xinghe joked:

"I've never seen an acting prime minister's job involve helping the prime minister maintain family harmony."

Both Masami Takikawa and Christine were trying to suppress their laughter.

"Drink up. We've been divorced for a long time, what are you afraid of?"

As Takikawa Masami spoke, she began feeding Li Xinghe the milk of his eldest son, who was still fast asleep.

While drinking his morning milk, Li Xinghe helped Xiaoquan with his official duties.

In particular, the 2029 fiscal budget and the content of the upcoming civil service examination.

Some might ask, won't Li Xinghe be stopped by members of Congress for messing around with the civil service exam issue?

This is because Japan's personnel and civil service examination arrangements indeed fall under the jurisdiction of the executive branch, specifically the Cabinet Personnel Bureau under the Cabinet Office. Therefore, as long as Koizumi agrees, Li Xinghe can freely manipulate specific examination issues.

His problem-solving approach was quite bizarre.

Since there are obstacles with the Civil Service Act, I won't amend it. I'll just bring everyone in first, then explain it as a reasonable modification of the exam indicators 'within the scope of administrative authority,' thus bypassing the legislative power of Congress on the spot.

Trump bypassed the US Congress in this way, Li Xinghe can do it too, everyone can do it.

It's just a matter of changing the definition.

At Li Xinghe's request, the Director of the Cabinet Personnel Bureau, Taira Masaaki, came down.

As soon as he entered, he saw Li Xinghe sitting in the prime minister's seat reserved for Prime Minister Koizumi, skillfully signing documents. Beside him, Takikawa Masami was holding a teacup and affectionately serving Li Xinghe as a wife. The lady was wearing a white cashmere sweater with unidentified liquid stains on it. If you didn't know better, you would think that the two of them were a couple.

Taira no Masami didn't think much of it, assuming it was just Takikawa Masami's breast milk spilling onto his sweater, and mainly discussed his sudden political arrangement with Li Xinghe:

"Minister, regarding the matter of allowing Chinese people to participate in the national civil service examination..."

Li Xinghe waved his hand, directly stopping him:

“Minister Ping, there’s no refusal. Don’t try to bargain with me. Let me tell you, I can release Moon Jae-in and Yoon Seok-youl in Seoul and have them work for me. I can also send you in here and treat you to coffee at Starbucks.”

Taira no Masaaki is considered one of the more human-like members of this group of Japanese parliamentarians. He has consistently advocated for dialogue and cooperation in the economic field and frequently travels to Beijing, Hangzhou, and other places to participate in activities. But even he was speechless in the face of Li Xinghe's coercion, unsure of what to say.

"Then what do you mean..."

"In the upcoming civil service exam, Chinese people should be allowed to take the exam; there should be no restrictions on other areas."

Li Xinghe said this.

Ping Jiangming breathed a sigh of relief, but also became fearful.

The answer is simple: the Chinese population in Japan is only one percent of the total population, but the number of Chinese students and Chinese international students in Japanese universities reaches 20% of the entire university student population.

The huge difference between 1% and 20% goes without saying; it will cause an extremely large population ratio imbalance.

"But nearly 20% of university students in Japan are of Chinese descent, which is really..."

This doesn't even take into account their exam performance.

If one in five civil servants becomes Chinese, it will be really hard to keep things in check.

Li Xinghe raised his head and looked at Ping Jiangming:

"Then cancel the clan-based disclosure and only publish their names. Besides, many departments don't disclose how many people they've recruited anyway, do they?"

Ping Jiangming knew perfectly well that he was asking a question in vain.

Li Xinghe's conflict with Japanese bureaucrats was escalating, and he had long been eager to add his own elements to the conflict.

Not wanting to cause trouble, Ping Jiangming left.

The Prime Minister's wife, who wanted to get involved with the white liquid, did not leave the office.

It wasn't until noon that she came out to prepare lunch for Li Xinghe, and after dressing up, she went to Fuji Television to prepare for her afternoon work.

While tasting breast milk, Li Xinghe also publicly announced another major decision on social media:

"Given the numerous problems that have arisen since the beginning of the year, we clearly recognize that the biggest problem in Japanese politics lies in inefficient action and the 'reporter-ministerial collusion' issue, which has led to poor government responses. We will emulate the United States by establishing a new 'Ministry of Government Discipline and Efficiency' under the Cabinet Office, considering appointing a member of parliament as Minister of Government Discipline and Efficiency, selecting members of the Japanese Communist Party, the Japanese Democratic Party, and other parliamentary secretaries, hiring a group of party and government elites invited from the Chinese Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, and organizing a capable international force to seriously clean up the parasites and pests within the Japanese government."

The sudden attack forced major Japanese media outlets, which were on a weekday, to scramble to find ways to cover the story.

Are you also a man who works on social media platforms?

Japan's cultural pursuit of "conformity" results in a lack of disciplinary oversight bodies within the government that dare to openly confront corruption. In the past, investigations were handled by the Tokyo District Public Prosecutors Office's Special Investigation Department, rather than a dedicated oversight body.

Li Xinghe has once again shattered this common political sense.

An informal department established by the US president, staffed with a bunch of officials from China, is used to govern present-day Japan.

This is Li Xinghe.

He always had a brilliant idea, always able to solve problems that many thought were unsolvable in ways that caught the Japanese off guard. Sometimes he made the Japanese feel like they were in heaven, and sometimes he made them wish they were dead.

……

in the afternoon.

Li Xinghe arrived at the television station, ready to begin his public discourse.

Fuji Television no longer installs it.

Although it has long maintained a right-wing political stance, it has long been recognized by the Japanese people as a traitorous television station. Every day, its television broadcasts are either advertisements for Chinese mobile games or videos of Korean female celebrities performing, featuring large breasts and white thighs, constantly shaking and undermining the will of Japanese men, turning them into cultural figures of China and South Korea.

The Japanese are calling me a traitor to Japan. If I'm not a real traitor to Japan, then I'm just being insulted for nothing.

Li Xinghe will personally explain his policy arrangements on Fuji Television.

Although they were verbally abusing each other, the moment Fuji TV heard that Li Xinghe was going to the television station to join in the verbal battle, the ratings immediately soared. Li Xinghe's fame surpassed that of top male stars. A Japanese traitor's television station paired with a mixed-race, Chinese-American chief minister—it was a perfect match for generating buzz.

In the live stream, Masami Takikawa, as the Prime Minister's wife, took center stage and sparked the discussion.

"Good afternoon! On an afternoon unlike any other for Fuji News, we bring you our afternoon news!"

Reimi Tsutsumi then appeared, waved her hand, and read the words:

"Today we have invited His Excellency Seikawa Ma, Minister in Charge of Cabinet Affairs, to explain his political reform program to us."

Then Miyaji Ai came out, and the three women arrived together at the guest's door:

"He's here!"

The three female anchors openly flirted with Li Xinghe on television, greeting him as he left the house.

Li Xinghe then pushed open the door, revealing his true nature as a male succubus, and won cheers from many female spectators with his handsome smile.

Today's live stream title is:

"Three Star Arrows! Attack!"

As soon as Li Xinghe sat down, he felt as if several jade feet encased in stockings were trying to tease him from the side.

The three female anchors sat facing Li Xinghe, with the screen and live-streaming equipment to their sides, so what was under the table was actually out of the viewer's sight. Then, the three anchors started arguing under the table.

Li Xinghe coughed twice.

Masami Takikawa rolled her eyes and began introducing the news:

"First, at the suggestion of Cabinet Affairs Minister Seiha, the government will establish a 'Day'..."

The "Discipline and Efficiency Department" streamlined many government affairs that were slow-moving, inflexible, and cumbersome. Many problems that were particularly difficult for everyone, such as the difficulty of kindergarten enrollment in Tokyo and the rigid procedures, were included in the elimination list.

There were commentators present during the live broadcast, and some did raise practical questions, but Li Xinghe directly addressed the audience watching on television, confidently stating:

"I assure all Tokyo residents that if your child wants to go to kindergarten, and there are no kindergarten or daycare center openings within 3 days, I will take care of all of them!"

How to contract it?

He himself runs a daycare center. His little slave girl, Takagi Ruimingzi, is also part of the Takagi Education Foundation, which he can contract out at any time.

Next is the second point, introduced by Reimi Tsutsumi:

"Secondly, Japan will implement the five-year 'Japan Rejuvenation Plan,' which will involve continuous revisions of the fiscal budget from 2029 to 2033, and will include projects such as military procurement, infrastructure construction and renovation, old building renovation, and clean energy, in order to give Japan a new lease on life."

No one had any objections to this point.

Those who truly understand the national economy have long felt that a large-scale economic stimulus should be launched as soon as possible, and it shouldn't be like Shinzo Abe's gimmicks; it should involve real infrastructure development.

Then came Miyaji Aikai, the beautiful anchorwoman who began discussing military matters:

"Finally, the 'rearmament military plan' aims to establish a joint army and militarize the Kanto region. I would like to ask the Cabinet Minister to explain your views on this."

Commentators are criticizing it.

But Li Xinghe sealed the victory with a single sentence:

"The US president supports my armed plans."

The Americans have agreed, so what do you have to say?

Next up are other exciting gossip stories.

Several female anchors started acting:

"This does not seem to be the whole picture of the reforms."

"Yes, in addition, there is also the saying among the people that there are two fists in the Milky Way. The left hook is to open up the recruitment of foreigners in the civil service examination. It is said that it is to open up the examination and entry path to the vast group of Chinese students, so that they can enter the newly established government units as soon as they graduate. In this way, the foreign air can impact the originally inefficient government operation."