Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

For some reason, it seems that beads are more likely to form when there are group parties at home.

She went to the restroom and sat there for a full 40 minutes.

When she came out again, holding a pregnancy test with two lines, she sighed in despair, feeling dizzy:

"It's all over, it's all over... I'm the head of the criminal investigation department..."

Mikasa was extremely surprised; she had never imagined that she would be the next one to successfully conceive. The problem was that, as a high-ranking civil servant, it would be very difficult for her to conceal her pregnancy. If it were pointed out that it was likely a consequence of family tradition, Mikasa would be essentially finished in modern society.

The other women in the family were all envious, but they all felt sorry for Mikasa.

Should we do it or not?

Seeing her older sister pregnant by her son, Misato was filled with vengeful intent. Overjoyed, she straddled Mikasa, kneading her large breasts:

"Haha, last time you forced me to keep the baby. This time I won't let you off the hook. You have to give birth to this child! From now on, we'll be separate entities. I'll call you 'Sister,' and you'll call me 'Mom,' hahahaha~"

Misato is filled with a desire for revenge, but at the same time, she is also helping Mikasa with her emotional needs. It would be a waste of her life not to have the child after all this hard work.

Even sisters can hurt each other. Last time you embarrassed me, this time you have to call me Mom. Anyway, the family is already in a state of complete chaos, and who calls whom Mom is a muddled mess that's hard to sort out. Everyone likes to play pranks, especially with close sisters and brothers.

"What if society..."

“Once your son becomes the ruler of Japan, no one will dare to criticize you.”

At this moment, Li Xinghe had yet another reason to strive for further improvement.

But before the joy of the newly formed baby could be fully expressed, resentment in the family suddenly increased.

Li Xinghe was drenched in sweat, a chill running down his spine. Chiyo Hina's murderous gaze seemed to follow him everywhere, and Kokubun Tsukiyaki beside him was also filled with resentment. The two of them lingered around Li Xinghe like vengeful ghosts, and it seemed they were going to thoroughly humiliate him tonight.

Chiyo Hinaki was the angrier. She was the first mother to bring Li Xinghe back, and she was the first to arrive at everything, but fate had other plans. As the youngest of the three sisters, she was relegated to the last place.

Chiyo's mother was very angry, which frightened Li Xinghe so much that he ran around the room in a panic. Miyake Maria kept causing trouble nearby.

Of all the people in the house, only Valeria didn't cause Li Xinghe any trouble, because she was upstairs watching a domestic romance drama, tears streaming down her face, unaware of what was happening downstairs.

Fujiwara secretly gave Li Xinghe a back door, allowing him to run out and take care of important business so that he wouldn't be bothered by things at home.

Reaching the back door, Fuji Rie and Lee Seong-ha shared a deep kiss:

"My sister really wants to have a child."

"I will try my best, I will definitely give it my all."

This isn't primarily a matter of whether Li Xinghe tries hard or not; it really requires the land to actively cooperate. Fuji Rie probably also knew it was her stomach that was letting her down, so she could only silently sulk.

Li Xinghe fled in a sorry state.

……

After leaving the house, Li Xinghe naturally went to the Weekend Girls Club.

Probably no one knew that the Minister in charge of Cabinet Affairs, in a private meeting with the Minister of Justice and the Chief Justice of the Tokyo District Court, would take place in a rather ambiguous and suggestive setting. It gave off a kind of Hirugao-like illusion.

However, Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei is, after all, his wife in public, and Shui Jingtianping's blind date with him is also widely known, so it is quite reasonable for Li Xinghe to secretly meet with these two women.

Upon entering, one sees Shui Jingtianping lying on the battle-hardened sofa bed, playing on his phone, while Hua Yingmei, dressed as a human, is preparing a simple meal in the kitchen.

Seeing Li Xinghe sneak in, looking like a thief, Hua Yingmei couldn't help but smile:

"Small event or big event?"

"Hold it big."

Shui Jing Tian Ping made a humorous interjection.

Li Xinghe lamented:

"Stop doing it, I'm about to kill myself with this."

"What happened?"

“Mami Kaoru’s mother is also pregnant.”

Upon hearing this, both Mizukage Tenpyo and Shika Michika Eimi cast disdainful glances at him.

Hua Yingmei's small hand trembled, and she poured a plate of freshly chopped vegetables into the trash can, expressing her dissatisfaction with Li Xinghe's lack of attention to their sex life.

Shui Jingtian crossed his legs, glancing sideways at Li Xinghe, waiting for him to give his opinion.

Just when Li Xinghe was worrying, a family member, whom he rarely saw in the club, came to visit.

Zhao Lieshu, dressed in a white long dress and a small vest, with a bow hair clip at the back of her head, asked Li Xinghe:

"My inside contact asked me to come and ask what exactly happened."

Now that's the important business, Li Xinghe, Hua Yingmei, and Tianping immediately took their seats.

Of course, the Korean National Intelligence Service knew Lee Sung-ha's identity. Back when Lee Sung-ha visited the Korean National Intelligence Service in Naegok-dong, Seocho-gu, it was Director Cho Tae-yong who personally received him.

However, due to the extreme political upheavals in South Korea over the past three years—one moment a president, the next in jail—and the direct connection between the Yongsan presidential palace and the Seoul detention center, the higher-ups who knew Lee Sung-ha's true identity had long since disappeared. After Lee Sung-ha launched his coup, the National Intelligence Service did report to its superiors once, but that report revealed that Lee Sung-ha had a stepmother named Seon Ji-hwa and a younger sister named Lee Joo-yeon. However, the fact that Lee Sung-ha was a spy recruited by the National Intelligence Service disappeared in a roundabout way; perhaps no one believed it at all, and the South Korean high command also thought the National Intelligence Service's story was poorly written and deleted it.

Now that Li Xinghe has done something so big, the Intelligence Agency is even less willing to expose him.

Identity.

Otherwise, what will we say after this is revealed?

South Korean officials should question them: "You call yourselves 'descendants of Yi Sun-sin,' but now that you've become powerful figures in Japan, you're arguing with them and bringing up South Korea's lack of culture."

Lee Sung-ha would also mock them for being idiots, and then directly declare that the South Korean intelligence agency was just a bunch of liars who spouted nonsense, and that any group photos they produced were all heavily edited with AI.

After thinking it over, Li Xinghe instructed Zhao Lieshu:

“Tell them that my rule in Japan is in grave danger and my position is precarious, so I have no choice but to resort to this desperate measure and use the crisis in South Korea to consolidate my political position.”

Indeed, this was the case; they used the Jeju Island crisis as a pretext to consolidate their power.

After exchanging a few words with Li Xinghe and confirming that he would not provoke a war, Zhao Lieshu breathed a sigh of relief and sat down to think about how to respond.

Hua Yingmei, however, inquired about Li Xinghe and Shui Jingtianping:

"Of the many policies we've discussed before, have any of them been implemented?"

The two of them shrugged together:

"Administrative capacity is seriously insufficient."

Just how inadequate is this deficiency?

For example, Li Xinghe can currently only command some administrative officers and some chiefs of staff, enabling them to do some things within their own authority. In matters such as conscripting right-wing individuals into the military and encouraging online right-wingers to join the army, he mainly relies on empty rhetoric, without actually implementing any concrete actions.

The Northeast Asia Security Summit was essentially a game of cat and mouse orchestrated by Li Xinghe using his personal connections to bring together participants, taking advantage of the shared needs of various Northeast Asian countries. For example, Russia was secretly planning to import Japanese cars to counter the dominance of Chinese automakers in its domestic market. However, they didn't realize that Li Xinghe's plan to establish a Sino-Japanese joint venture in Japan would ultimately result in the sale of vehicles sourced from the Chinese supply chain.

One of the major obstacles that Shika Michika faced within the Ministry of Justice was that the Ministry of Justice did not have the capacity to execute a death row inmate every day!

This is a situation that no normal person can understand. How can someone not even kill one death row inmate a day?

Yes, the Japanese bureaucracy is indeed bloated and sluggish. Just to achieve the goal of killing one Chinese, British, and American every day, they reported an additional 6000 million yen in funding, which included the design of a new execution chamber, the purchase of lethal injection, psychological treatment for the executioners, and the inconvenience caused to the relevant funeral homes for burning and burying, etc.

It feels like it would be better to privatize the death penalty and outsource it to the Japanese mafia. Forget 6000 million yen, even 600 million yen would be enough to kill someone for a year.

Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei anxiously held her face:

"The Price Commission is the only policy that can be implemented correctly, since it only adjusts a portion of tax-free goods. Moreover, it's a newly established department, so it won't be hampered by the old system. Are we supposed to create a new Ministry of Justice?"

Even the Mirror of Heaven sighed:

"But as expected... replacing the old department with a newly established one might be the best solution."

Some might ask, with such administrative efficiency, how has Japan managed to stay in power until now?

Or is it that Li Xinghe himself is incompetent?

The answer is that Japan's government administration has always been incredibly incompetent. It's like a tractor that can barely move; even if you replaced the driver with an F1 racing star, it would still be a tractor.

Because Japan's administrative system was designed from the outset to prevent internal centralization of power and the resurgence of militarism. Its political foundation is a complex, layered structure similar to that of the Song Dynasty, using multiple layers of checks and balances to prevent the rise of dictators. Even a usurper like Li Xinghe rose to power through the presence of American troops, not through loopholes in the Japanese government's power structure. This demonstrates that Emperor MacArthur was indeed skillful in constructing the political system; he simply didn't anticipate that a usurper would be after his position.

Under such a system, they can't even establish a regular disaster relief mobilization capacity. How can we expect them to build an efficient governing body?

As you can see, the postwar reconstruction of the Kansai region after the Great Hanshin Earthquake took 30 years, the holes left by the Fukushima nuclear crisis have yet to be filled, and the Noto Peninsula was simply abandoned after the earthquake. This is the typical level of the Japanese government.

Faced with such a broken pot with a huge hole in the bottom, even a national-level imperial chef like Li Xinghe would be helpless.

Even if Li Xinghe wanted to launch a crackdown to wipe out organized crime and corrupt politicians, the Ministry of Justice and the Metropolitan Police Department lacked the capacity to coordinate arrests and trials. The end result would only be further chaos for society. Therefore, Li Xinghe's online calls to encourage and exhort right-wing netizens are just empty words; when it comes to actually making arrests, the Metropolitan Police Department will simply complain about being overwhelmed.

The Japanese government vividly illustrates what it means to be rotten enough that you can't do anything about it.

Only the old Liberal Democratic Party could control this rotten system, because they themselves were rotten. Even if the Emperor were to return to rule personally, he would only be a god within this system.

All four of them fell silent.

It's rare to see a situation where seizing power makes things even more difficult, but they do now feel a sense of powerlessness, like a stone thrown into the sea, unable to find a foothold.

As for how to solve it, it's both easy and difficult.

The answer is still behind-the-scenes deals, resolved privately through power and money.

After World War II, Shigeru Yoshida established a new order in Japan through the US-Japan Security Treaty and the Liberal Democratic Party's rule. Rapid economic development was primarily driven by the stimulus of war, with the government guiding private capital to explore the gold market. However, during Kakuei Tanaka's era, recognizing that the Japanese government's administrative capabilities significantly hampered economic development, Tanaka created a system of "money politics," where projects were approved through private transactions, swiftly and transparently.

Throughout this entire process, the Japanese government mainly takes a leisurely approach and rarely makes any decisions.

Even government officials, when they need to get things done, do so privately by consulting with their own ethnic politicians, rather than going through official government channels.

After careful consideration, Li Xinghe still felt that he had to take action personally.

"Japan's administrative system is a pile of shit. Ultimately, the only way for us to break the deadlock is through military and diplomacy. I have to go to Tsushima Island myself."

In this current context, Russia's attack on Ukraine is merely the annexation of a few states, and Azerbaijan's attack on Armenia is a struggle for land the size of a few villages. However, both countries have already begun their efforts to redraw the post-war order, so Li Xinghe's struggle cannot stop either.

East Asia may lack many things, but it certainly has no shortage of historical hatred.

I'll have to go to South Korea to gain some more reputation.

After a difficult discussion, Hua Yingmei and Shui Jingtianping had no choice but to agree to Li Xinghe's decision to stay in Tokyo and form the team that would stay behind.

Then, Zhao Lieshu learned that Jian Meixun was pregnant.

She was furious too.

Therefore, while Li Xinghe could escape Chiyo's mother that night, he couldn't escape the combined sexual assaults of Hua Yingmei, Shui Jingtianping, and Zhao Lieshu.

The small sofa bed that had once been crushed by Mikasa was now creaking and swaying under the combined weight of the three women.

……

next morning.

Li Xinghe sent a meeting notice to Natasha and Nan Haonu, then went to Public Security Section 9 to arrange the tasks for those who stayed behind with Yukimi, Ryuzaki Hibari, and Tsukishima Minami.

“I took them and some security personnel from Public Security Section 9 to Osaka Prefecture, and while we were at it, we requisitioned the abandoned World Expo site, Yumeshima Island.”

The reason for bringing Nam Ho-nyeo and Natasha along was to quickly contact North Korea and Russia to conduct a four-nation alliance exercise between China, North Korea, Russia, and Japan in South Korea. The reason for not bringing Cho Yeol-sook and Lee Joo-yeon was, of course, to avoid putting them in a difficult position during this sensitive period; this was the head of the family's insistence.

"Sigh, hurry back. It'd be best to resolve this within 15 days."

Xue Shi Jiang already knows that Li Xinghe has extensive connections, so she's too lazy to ask any more questions.

After arranging things, Li Xinghe summoned the chiefs of staff of the Self-Defense Forces.

Let them go with me.

To reiterate, whether or not we fight South Korea is not the issue; the goal is to build up our reputation.

When Natasha and Nanyo arrived at Section 9 of the Public Security Bureau, everything was already mostly prepared. Musashi Hachima and several muscular female companions from the Second Department were ready to set off.

After not seeing each other for a long time, Li Xinghe hugged and kissed Nan Haonu, and casually touched her tender bottom.

"What are you thinking about?"

Nan Haonu noticed that Li Xinghe had suddenly froze and asked a question in confusion.

"No, I thought of a joke, but I dare not tell it."

Li Xinghe squeezed the bean in his hand, not daring to say anything more.

I press this bean, and the general fires a missile.

Does that mean I also have the button to launch North Korea's missiles?

"What exactly is it? Are you trying to fantasize about something disrespectful?"

Nan Hao stared intently at Li Xinghe's face, sensing that he harbored ill intentions.

Li Xinghe covered his mouth and resolutely refused to say anything.

No, saying it out loud would damage diplomatic relations with General Kim.