Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

The sounds inside the cabin were incessant, completely disregarding the online right wing.

Or rather, amidst the collective condemnation and envious outbursts of the right wing online, Li Xinghe calmly injected his essence into Jiazi's body.

This time, Shang Qiujia took ovulation-inducing drugs.

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Author's note: Thank you for your support. 4800 words.

Chapter 661: The Second Dimension Brother Li and the Prince Who Lost His Eggs, with Immense Power (4100 words)

The Fengxiang set sail, fully loaded with armed helicopters, drones, and missile units.

As we left Tokyo Bay, we passed right by the Chinese amphibious fleet that was lingering there. The two sides looked at each other from a distance of several miles apart, but neither stopped.

Not far away on the Tokaido main road, 2000 ride-hailing vehicles, fully loaded with elite troops from four battalions sleeping in their cars, are speeding towards the Nagoya Komaki base.

Asuka Nagumo raised her binoculars and watched in surprise as the Chinese fleet gradually departed in the distance.

She didn't know why, but she still went back to report:

"The Chinese fleet has retreated."

"The Russian East Asia Fleet has also withdrawn."

Just last night, the Russian East Asian Fleet also arrived at the entrance to Tokyo Bay, as if the Chinese fleet was waiting for them.

"Make it news."

In the command room, Li Xinghe leaned against Shang Qiujia, who was dozing off, and casually issued orders.

Soon, news of Li Xinghe's departure and the repulsion of the Chinese amphibious fleet appeared on the front pages of major media outlets. As a symbol of a kind of "spiritual victory," it made the Japanese feel good about themselves, as if their naked bodies had been wrapped in the Emperor's New Clothes and were no longer cold.

"The media is all praising you." Shang Qiujia mischievously pinched Li Xinghe's nose.

"Were they praising me? They're all being sarcastic." Li Xinghe sneered.

Basically, Li Xinghe's reputation, which he had built up before, is almost completely ruined.

Whether it's the prosecutor or Chief Chiyo, the public now knows it's all the same person. From the subway emergency rescue, the Tamura child molestation case, the battle for the Osaka villa, the suppression of the civil servants' strike, to the ongoing Christmas coup offensive, his story is gradually being pieced together by whistleblowers, presenting the public with a complex image of someone who is both righteous and capable, yet also power-hungry.

However, it cannot be said that the reputation accumulated in the past was useless.

At least in the public eye, his image has changed from a "playboy" to a "capable but ruthless fox."

Shang Qiujia and the Nan Yun sisters sat together and showed Li Xinghe their social media posts:

"Your Black Fox fan art is number one on Pixiv's charts, and it's currently trending number one on X. You're already the dream lover of many Japanese girls."

At this point, Li Xinghe really couldn't hold back anymore.

It's truly a case of being defeated by the various obsessive women and anime culture in Japan. Ever since someone linked Li Xinghe with the Black-Hearted Fox, the big hands of the anime culture have started to exert their influence.

Li Xinghe was quickly merged with various characters such as the Nine-Tailed Fox, Tamamo-no-Mae, and Hagoromo Gitsune, appearing in various anime and manga.

Because Li is undeniably handsome, with well-defined features, a delicate face, and flawless skin—a strikingly good-looking young man from any aesthetic perspective. In Japan, a politically apathetic country, the public's perception of politicians exhibits a kind of naive folly; they're willing to vote for someone simply because they're good-looking. Their values ​​are dictated by their physical appearance.

Take, for example, the unsuccessful Shinjiro Koizumi. Apart from his family background, his good looks contributed far more to his overall appeal than all other factors combined.

Li Xinghe was even more beautiful than Koizumi was in her youth, making him the dream lover of countless women who wished they could be his mother.

It's safe to say that if Lee Sung-ha were to announce the formation of a party and run for office now, his "mommy fans" and "good looks fans" alone could help him win at least 20 parliamentary seats.

"Really..."

The Nanyun sisters also watched the social media platform and were all surprised by the surge in fan art and derivative works by Li Xinghe.

Li Xinghe is probably one of the few coup leaders in modern history to be depicted in fan art, and he is also the super-powerful figure whose fan art on Pixiv climbed to the top of the charts the fastest.

In response, Li Xinghe could only

Shrug:

"It's okay. The more scandals there are, the more the Liberal Democratic Party feels it can control me."

This reflects a new perception within the core of Japanese politics: they believe that an official like Li Xinghe, with foreign ancestry and connections, and wielding immense power in Japan, should have neither the ambition nor the qualifications to challenge the political establishment, given the numerous problems he has. Thus, they can deceive themselves into thinking they can tame Li Xinghe, this peerless steed, just as Lü Bu tamed Red Hare.

This is a reaction that Li Xinghe is happy to see. As long as they deceive themselves, Li Xinghe can tease them for the time being.

The Phoenix Express and the ride-hailing fleet traveled by land and water, and within a few hours they approached Nagoya City.

Meanwhile, major Japanese media outlets finally emerged from the chaos and began a news offensive in accordance with the cabinet's instructions.

NHK was the first to launch an attack:

“The rebellion groups led by Hiroaki Uchikura and Yasuomi Morishita have been designated as ‘enemies of the court’! If they disarm themselves and release Prince Hisahito, there is still room for maneuver.”

Major television stations followed suit, each issuing their own statements. Even TV Tokyo released a notice announcing the banning of the Restoration Party.

At this point, when the Japanese government re-established its authority, many problems were easily solved.

"Hey, let's..."

Hiroaki Uchikura drove his car with Hisahito and tried to enter the Nagoya City Hall, but was refused entry.

"Get out of here, you piece of trash!"

The civil servants inside the building shouted their opposition to their entry into the city.

Nagoya City refused to allow Hiroaki Uchikura and Hisahito into the city, and the citizens despised them for being crazy and rebellious. The Self-Defense Forces, which were already unpopular, now had an even worse reputation, and even ordinary citizens looked down on them.

With no other choice, Hiroaki Uchikura could only lead the remnants of the Restoration Party, the remaining Self-Defense Forces, and Hisahito on a westward escape to Osaka Prefecture.

So Li Xinghe led his troops to pursue them to Osaka.

They fled to Osaka Prefecture, but the funniest thing is that even ordinary Osaka residents kept their distance from them and were too lazy to go out and help them.

The most direct reason is that the Osaka Restoration Party is basically doomed. From central council members to the Osaka local council, everyone is condemning the Restoration Party. The mobilization capacity of the entire far-right party is extremely lacking. Even leaders like Yoshimura Hirofumi have announced their withdrawal from the party to start their own new organizations under a different name.

The Reform Movement has been identified as the core group of the coup, and its branches across the country are to be destroyed. Even its members of parliament are to be imprisoned and questioned. As a result, its grassroots mobilization organizations have also been banned.

Yoshimura Hirofumi told Uchikura Hiroaki:

"We also want to sell houses to Chinese people and do business with Chinese tourists."

Therefore, Hiroaki Uchikura did not receive much support in Osaka Prefecture. However, he could not escape in time, as 2000 ride-hailing vehicles had already flooded into Osaka Prefecture. So Hiroaki Uchikura could only urgently set up a defensive line near the Tsutenkaku Tower in Osaka and fight a desperate battle against Li Xinghe who was chasing after him.

But perhaps the morale of the troops had already collapsed to its limit, and an accident occurred while they were making arrangements.

日本自卫队使用的机枪为1982年设计成功的Fn Minimi轻机枪，用于替代他们的62式歪把子。62式有22斤重，Mini机枪则是14.2斤重。

So perhaps in a daze, a soldier setting up a machine gun position on the outer edge of the lower level of the tower was blown away by the wind and lost his machine gun.

A 14.2-pound machine gun fell from a 15-meter-high platform and suddenly landed next to Naikura Hiroaki.

"what!"

Hiroaki Uchikura was terrified.

Although it didn't hit him directly, it pierced the head of the staff officer next to him. The shattered skull flew everywhere like a broken watermelon, and the bewildered little eyes flew out of their sockets, landing all the way on Uchikura Hiroaki's face.

The scene was deathly silent.

Then Prince Hisahito, the fool, screamed hysterically, and the other soldiers fled in panic.

"Attack!"

Someone shouted, and everyone scattered. Self-Defense Force officers frantically ran towards Kansai International Airport, while the remnants of the Restoration Party sought refuge with Osaka's yakuza. Only Hisahito and Hiroaki Uchikura, the two unfortunate souls, were left standing beneath the Tower of Babel.

"Put...put the gun on!"

In his rage, Uchikura Hiroaki nearly fainted.

He could only run north with Hisahito, and when the ride-hailing convoy caught up with them, they had to fight with nearby Osaka residents for the abandoned guns and ammunition, getting into a brawl with the enthusiastic citizens.

At this moment, Li Xinghe had just disembarked near Mengzhou Island.

This magical place in Osaka, which was first developed as a gambling island and failed, was then intended to be the main venue for the Osaka World Expo, but failed again. Now it can be called Japan's largest unfinished artificial island.

Where did Uchikura Hiroaki go?

"Osaka Castle Keep".

Asuka Nagumo learns from the Osaka police that he broke into this Osaka tourist attraction while carrying a handgun.

Li Xinghe scratched his head, unsure of what to say.

Have you been watching too many Taiga dramas?

They quickly found a vehicle and headed to the castle tower.

After escaping to Osaka Castle, Hiroaki Uchikura looked at the idiot Hisahito beside him and didn't know what to do.

He hastily launched a rebellion with the right-wing officers, and within two days he had fallen into a deep abyss. It was too late to regret the past, so Hiroaki Uchikura looked at Hisahito and suddenly felt a surge of anger.

On his deathbed, Hiroaki Uchikura suddenly achieved a state of clarity and understanding, realizing everything:

"It's all your fault! Your Imperial Family is a demon to Japan!"

This statement is indeed true; the unchanging imperial system is what makes Japan so conflicted even today.

So Hiroaki Uchikura kicked Yujin's crotch hard with his big leather boots and crushed him forcefully. Then, amidst Yujin's screams, he stabbed his testicles with a knife.

"I'll make sure you have no descendants! I'll make sure you have no heirs! I'll make sure you die! You'll all die!"

As he shouted wildly, Hiroaki Uchikura felt a sense of relief and well-being.

The imperial family line has now died out. How satisfying!

So cool.

Then I should die too.

Uchikura Hiroaki reached into his pocket, pulled out half a pack of cigarettes, and just as he took out his lighter, preparing to set the entire castle tower ablaze, Li Xinghe and the others arrived at the scene and fired the first shot, knocking Uchikura Hiroaki down.

He stumbled from his injury, but ran a few steps forward, smashing through the fragile glass and leaping off the castle tower, landing in a heap on the modern concrete floor.

died.

At this moment, Yujin was screaming incessantly on the ground. His testicles were bruised and yellowed, clearly indicating that he would be infertile from now on. Moreover, he had been expelled from the family register and had no right to inherit.

Hiroaki Uchikura committed suicide by jumping off a building, bidding a peaceful farewell to the world.

Li Xinghe was at a loss for words.

"Does he think he's some kind of warlord from the Warring States period, and even wants to burn himself to the ground? Seriously, it's so embarrassing for modern people to cosplay as ancient samurai."

Asuka Nagumo reminded him:

"The person who committed suicide by self-immolation at the castle tower was Shibata Katsuie, not Oda Nobunaga."

Li Xinghe spoke nonsense with righteous indignation:

"I didn't study Japanese history."

……

When Hisahito was carried into the ambulance with blood streaming from his crotch and yolk leaking from his testicles, and the cleaning staff were holding their noses while cleaning the Osaka Castle Keep, the Japanese finally considered this hastily started turmoil to be over.

"The imperial family has been confirmed to be extinct."

It's unclear which unscrupulous media outlet spread this nonsense, but it still managed to garner nationwide jubilation.

It's good that they're all extinct; once they're all dead, we can quickly change it to a republic.

Fuji Television praised the boss:

"Li Xinghe is about to assume an important cabinet position, which represents diplomatic stability for Japan and a strong economic recovery."

The media's mouth is always the hardest to resist. Even when sifting through garbage, the media still managed to quickly find many factors that are beneficial to the market.

That is... Li Xinghe became a usurper and a powerful minister.

He has the right

It has a handle, a wrist, and an army; isn't that much better than those useless things from the past?

In short, Japan wins! A huge win!

What's even more interesting is that Li Xinghe's rise to power actually reassured the Japanese conglomerates.

Firstly, Li Xinghe is the largest shareholder of the unicorn Sally Group and has close ties with Mizuho Financial Group, making him essentially one of their own in the financial sector.

And being one of their own, coupled with Li Xinghe's ability to simultaneously strike up conversations and pass notes between both China and the United States, he is considered 'Japan's best diplomat in the world', which makes him the perfect leader.

Therefore, when Li Xinghe returned to Tokyo, Koizumi immediately stated at a cabinet meeting: