Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

They all shouted:

“We are…we are the Yakuza! We are the Black Dragons…”

Before he could finish speaking, a gunshot rang out.

The masked monsters in red helmets opposite roared indifferently:

"I'm your grandpa, we're Communists!"

In Tokyo's underworld, the difference between yakuza and designated red terrorist organizations is vast. Yakuza are simply after money, while red terrorist organizations aim to oppose the government.

With Kyoka Azuma's betrayal, Hiroshi Yajima's Red Spear Society quickly opened up new opportunities, completely abandoning legal supermarkets and expanding into various communities, starting a black market trade in rice and vegetables.

"Keep fighting! We're going to take control of Tokyo's entire underworld!"

It's hard for most people to imagine that the bloody battles between the Red Terror and the Tokyo Yakuza were actually fought over the underground black market, buying and selling rice and vegetables. However, in the years following World War II, 80 years ago, this was a common occurrence.

……

The winter rain in December was chillingly cold.

With nationwide violence escalating, the occupation of the city council by Nobuyuki Baba and the Shin Ishin Party continues, effectively paralyzing the Osaka Prefectural City Council and forcing the city government to shut down.

Crime rates have surged in various regions to varying degrees.

Motorbike gangs, thieves, robbers, and fraudsters emerged one after another.

This is not Li Xinghe's fault, but rather a consequence of the overall economic deterioration and the stock market crisis.

However, the bar in Nanjiaduomei was not closed today. Li Xinghe sat with the Nanyun sisters among a group of lesbians and drank. The Nanyun sisters clung nervously to him, allowing Li Xinghe to enjoy the pleasure of taking advantage of them.

Shortly after, sound came through the headphones.

"Found them. They were eating at a Chinese restaurant in Ginza. Ishiba, Koizumi, Suga, Kishida, and Mogi were all there."

As a female prime minister, Sanae Kaoichi is clearly not high enough to be considered a member of the group, and was not invited to the meeting of former prime ministers.

Today, as the new head of the CIA, Li Xinghe is going to set a new record.

A shocking rendezvous of a former Japanese prime minister.

This is something the CIA has never done before.

Li Xinghe said in a low voice:

"Then let's go for it. So what if Japanese politicians are generally more capable than their American counterparts? The national strength and the situation are different. The Americans won't tolerate the Japanese. Even if the Japanese come up with a thousand plans, the Americans can just pull out a pistol and take them out in one shot."

In a Chinese restaurant in the distance, several old men were gathered together, complaining about how awful Vance was:

"This is political subversion by Americans!"

"This is practically a coup plot to force us into submission!"

"Haven't we lost enough on the Ryukyu issue? Japan has already lost a large piece of territory to the United States, and now they're making us pay a huge tribute of $1000 billion. Even Trump wasn't as outrageous as Vance."

They gathered here with the intention of discussing a solution.

But the Japanese had no way to deal with Vance, and there was no possibility of even sending Mrs. Abe to communicate with him.

What should we do?

"Are we going to send that kid Jian Xinghe?"

"Isn't that too easy on him? He's buying up other people's businesses everywhere he goes, which is really annoying."

The old men were undecided.

At that moment, a large number of reporters were already in place, and the professional actors formed a team, rushed into the restaurant, beat up the special security guards, and threw out smoke bombs.

What followed was chaos and commotion, with former prime ministers sitting in special seats scrambling to get away.

During the pursuit, someone secretly carried a concealed crossbow, and despite knowing there was a shooting ban, they still managed to launch a surprise attack on the former prime ministers who were fleeing behind the restaurant.

The arrow flew and struck Fumio Kishida squarely in the buttocks.

Mogi and the others ran very fast, leaving Kishida Fumio at the very back.

The former prime minister could only hop a few steps on one leg in the corridor with his butt sticking out, before crawling across the corner of the backyard on both hands and feet, like a dog rushing towards the security passage arranged by the special forces of the security department.

"Ah! I've been shot with an arrow! Help me!"

No one came to their rescue.

It wasn't until Kishida climbed around the corner that the special police realized they had missed someone they were protecting.

When the photo was sent to Li Xinghe, Li Xinghe couldn't help but laugh when he picked it up.

He instructed:

"Sending it out is the biggest achievement of the day."

Kishida, the bespectacled boy, was shot in the buttocks with an arrow and fled frantically on all fours, his facial expressions completely out of control, looking like a mad dog. This photo became the absolute top story in the news that night.

The news quickly went viral worldwide.

Vance posted five sharp comments on Twitter:

"Is this what Japanese politics is? Is this what it means?"

The voices of the Japanese? They practically want to have the five-starred red flag printed on their foreheads, while Japanese politicians still feel perfectly safe. Look at them, these red thugs have already beaten prime ministers bloody—well, bloody-backed.

Such a sharp comment is clearly an attempt to put pressure on Japan's Liberal Democratic Party.

The Americans have never been so clear:

"Disobey or die!"

Shigeru Ishiba suspected that Li Xinghe had orchestrated all of this on behalf of the United States, and called him:

"Where are you!"

"At a bar."

Shigeru Ishiba still didn't believe it; his seasoned politician's instincts told him he had guessed Li Xinghe's intentions. He ordered:

"Fine, no matter where you are, I've ordered the Ministry of Public Security to immediately investigate this entire matter thoroughly. You and your subordinates must all be questioned. What exactly happened?!"

Li Xinghe didn't answer. Instead, he hung up the phone, took out his phone, picked up Asuka and Misaki, who were looking dazed, and kissed them on the bar counter for a photo.

"Honey, let's take a picture together. Don't worry, it won't be leaked."

After taking the photo, I clicked send, which infuriated Shigeru Ishiba.

Shigeru Ishiba received Li Xinghe's photo with a note attached:

"I'm picking up girls, leave a message if you need anything."

The old man was even more furious, but considering his background and power, he still had to choose to endure it.

For the past two days, Li Xinghe has been wandering around with the Nagumo sisters, from Ginza restaurants to the Aoyama Command Post, the Self-Defense Forces, the Ministry of Defense, restaurants, and the funeral site of the Nagumo family at Zojoji Temple, leaving behind absolutely authentic alibis. All four chiefs of staff of the Self-Defense Forces can testify for him, proving that Li Xinghe has been 'dedicating himself to Japan'.

Even if Shigeru Ishiba and the Ministry of Public Security were to strip Li Xinghe naked, they would find absolutely no connection between him and this sudden and bizarre riot.

"Prime Minister Ishiba?"

Asuka Nagumo vaguely heard about an extraordinary person.

Li Xinghe seemed to be prophesying:

"He will be the last Japanese prime minister with a secure position."

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. 4600 words. My condition should be better tomorrow. I'd appreciate your monthly tickets and urging votes. Those with tickets can vote; monthly tickets can be exchanged in the community's black market.

Chapter 645: When a dog brings its own dog food, when a father builds an army, I am just a tadpole (5100 words)

"You did a fantastic job!"

When news reached the White House that Li Xinghe had sent people to terrify the prime ministers, Vance was overjoyed.

The fact that several former Japanese prime ministers were subjected to armed intimidation by unnamed CIA agents, who were so frightened they crawled out of their seats like dogs, has undoubtedly dealt a huge blow to Japan's international reputation.

"I will force Japan to sit down at the negotiating table for democratic defense funding as soon as possible."

Li Xinghe replied as follows.

In fact, this has happened more than once. In previous negotiations for the extension of Japan's national debt and Trump's negotiations for new national debt, the United States sent people to Japan to repeatedly harass Tokyo's elites, demanding funds in a manner that was almost extortionate.

Theoretically, this is the third time.

Therefore, even the Japanese, who love to pretend to be blind, realized that if the extortion continued at this rate, Japan's money would be robbed by the United States.

After sending a text message to Vance, Li Xinghe arrived at the Cabinet residence under cover of night.

I still need to go to the Prime Minister's residence to express my gratitude.

When he arrived, Fumio Kishida had already been taken to the hospital to get his buttocks treated, while Shigeru Ishiba sat with his cabinet members, his face dark, watching the belated arrival of Li Xinghe.

After a moment of hesitation, Shigeru Ishiba took off his reading glasses with trembling hands, his voice filled with indignation:

"Everyone else, leave. Defense Minister Nakatani, Chief of Staff Yoshida, Public Security Minister Nakajima, and Section Chief Ma, the four of you stay."

These four individuals are the special officials responsible for military and internal security.

The old man, who has been navigating the Japanese political scene every day, was truly on edge today.

His former rival, Abe, died by assassination. Fumio Kishida, Motegi, Yoko Kamikawa, and others were also assassinated. But he never expected that one day he would be assassinated just like the prime ministers of the old Japanese imperial era.

He slammed his fist on the table and stood up, his face turning as purple with anger:

"It's unbelievable! A bunch of thugs somehow managed to track us down to the Chinese restaurant where we were having dinner, and then brazenly stormed in with weapons to intimidate the Prime Minister and the Secret Service security. And our so-called national security personnel performed so poorly that they were worse than a private security company!"

puff.

I don't know who started laughing first, but it made everyone break down.

Japan's security detail is indeed extremely poor, practically a rotten ulcer that wastes public funds. Whether it was Abe or Kishida, their security measures were virtually nonexistent when they were assassinated.

The old man got even angrier and blurted out a string of curses:

"What are you laughing at? What were you doing when the incident happened? Has Defense Minister Nakatani sobered up yet? Was the bar fun? Chief of Staff Yoshida ate too much at the Saekawa Foundation's reception, didn't he? Your belly looks so big that your buttons are popping open. And Minister Nakajima? What exactly is your Public Security Ministry busy with these days? I heard you were still wearing your pajamas when you arrived at the department!"

After berating the first three individuals—some for being incompetent, others for wanting to make money for retirement, and still others for being lazy and negligent—Shiba Shigeru turned his rant to Li Xinghe:

"Especially you! You care more about money and women than your own job, don't you? When this happened, you were out drinking with women?"

Shigeru Ishiba had every reason to be angry; he was now suddenly surrounded by enemies.

Externally, there is pressure from the US Democracy Defense Fund; internally, there are CIA-affiliated politicians like Nobuyuki Baba who are taking a new approach and stirring up conflicts across the country; and right now, there is Li Xinghe orchestrating a political crisis across the country.

Even the Japanese media are criticizing him behind his back.

Minister Hiroshi Nakajima emphasized:

"But overall, the safety situation in Tokyo remains stable!"

It would have been better if he hadn't said anything, because once he did, Shigeru Ishiba became even angrier:

"Bullshit! It was easier for them to chase after former Prime Minister Kishida and shoot arrows into his butt than for that Ningxia chef in the restaurant to butcher a sheep!"

Everyone laughed when they heard about the arrow in Kishida's butt, because what happened last night was just too funny.

The esteemed former prime minister, a bespectacled man hated for raising taxes, was depicted running like a dog with an arrow stuck in his rear end, becoming a global laughingstock overnight. The Kishida bespectacled dog meme swept the internet, making Kishida Meme a top-tier brand.

Even Shigeru Ishiba couldn't help but cover his face and chuckle a few times.

After scanning the four idiots, Shigeru Ishiba turned his attention to Li Xinghe, who was in charge of internal riot control:

"Explain yourself, what have you been busy with lately? Busy injecting your sperm into every woman you know?"

Amidst everyone's helpless expressions, Li Xinghe coughed twice and began to boast:

"Ahem, there's a reason I've been relaxing these past few days. I personally oversaw the construction of two new aircraft carriers, belonging to the US-Japan Joint Command, currently tentatively named 'Ryujo' and 'Hosho'. They can serve as both aircraft carriers and amphibious assault ships. Just like the Type 076 next door, although... they've deteriorated a little bit. I think you and Chief of Staff Yoshida would be very happy to attend the completion ceremony."

Shigeru Ishiba is a well-known military enthusiast, possessing a level of understanding of military technology a thousand times greater than those idiots in parliament who only read three lines of reports. He has considerable expertise in military technology, and therefore understands even more clearly the importance of the 'aircraft carrier' and 'amphibious assault ship' that Li Xinghe mentioned.

The Prime Minister finally heard some good news:

"Well, at least it's one of my achievements during my tenure."

Chief of Staff Yoshida corrected Li Xinghe, warning him not to make a mistake that violates principles:

"It's an amphibious defense ship. Japan can't possess offensive weapons, kid!"

"It doesn't matter, as long as the Ryukyu Self-Defense Forces don't feel like they're being attacked."