Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"Dai... Dai..."

"Wear a condom my ass! Li Xinghe doesn't want to wear a condom right now. He even wants Takikawa Masami to have a few more babies. He just loves seeing her helpless look."

"Little Christine, turn on the TV and tune it to the international channel."

Li Xinghe then gave instructions to her daughter.

Little Christine quickly turned on the TV.

Vance began his performance during a live broadcast of the Catholic National Breakfast in Washington, D.C.

He started off with a shocking and shameless opening:

"Although I am a Silicon Valley tech worker, I still don't know how to use a computer and a mobile phone. I like to write articles, and I leave the rest to my secretary."

This is undoubtedly a shameless lie. For an adult to say he doesn't know how to use a computer or phone is an insult to the audience's intelligence. But unfortunately, he was saying this to a group of elderly Catholic men. Of course, the old men don't understand computers, and they can't use phones properly.

"We will live a simple and pure life, like the disciples in the Bible."

Li Xinghe pats Takikawa Masami:

"Listen to how well they speak nicely."

While enduring the impact of the massive galaxy, Takikawa Masami pleaded for mercy:

"You crazy brat, hurry up! This is the councilor's quarters, and my daughter is keeping watch outside."

Then, the TV station switched to Vance's latest policy.

"We want to establish a global democratic alliance fund, and every country that wants U.S. protection must contribute a portion of its military spending. This funding will be used to build a global democratic military to provide security for everyone."

This is Vance continuing Trump's tax plan.

Vance is essentially choking countries, saying, "Just because Trump collected taxes doesn't mean I, Vance, will stop collecting protective taxes. A presidential term is only four years. Does that mean we can't have them after four years?"

No, the US changes presidents every four years, so it has to collect a global democracy tax every time.

"That's so mean!"

Even Takikawa Masami could sense Vance's shamelessness.

"To be honest, it is my fault... but only a little bit."

Li Xinghe extorted $600 billion from Vance, how could Wanka not make a killing?

Of course, the $600 billion was spent on defense spending, with the Pentagon piggybacking on it for profit, while Vance aimed to collect money globally. He was no longer limiting himself to Europe or Ukraine, but to all democratic countries.

As they were talking, Takikawa Masami was still moaning and trembling uncontrollably while holding Li Xinghe.

She hasn't fully recovered yet.

"I can't go on, let little Christine help me..."

Li Xinghe typed a question mark.

The author says:

Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here are 5100 words. I'm very sorry, I relaxed too much at the end of the month and slept until 12:30 before waking up. I hurriedly got up to finish the part I didn't finish last night.

Chapter 634: At least 13 years old, you did it, Vance's three-year salary (3900 words)

Do you two want to go to jail?

Christine, whose mixed-race genes aren't very pronounced, sighed as she looked at the two people on the sofa.

She stretched out her finger, pointing to the vast Milky Way and the dense forest: "One takes 6 years, the other 3.5 years."

"This little girl is quite knowledgeable despite her young age."

Li Xinghe reached out and pinched the girl's cheek, seemingly unconcerned.

The little girl was describing a major case that occurred in 2020. A mother, in an attempt to keep her middle-aged boyfriend who offered her emotional comfort, went so far as to hold her 11-year-old daughter's hand, forcing the man to...

The boyfriend sexually assaulted his daughter for two years. The girl was a year older than the now-beautiful Christine when she was assaulted.

After the case went to court, the Japanese public was outraged, and the court handed down the maximum sentences: one was six years and the other was 3.5 years, which infuriated the Japanese people.

Masami Takikawa sighed to her daughter, "Can't you help your mother who's working so hard?"

The little girl swayed her waist, speaking with righteous indignation:

"I won't."

So, Takikawa Masami asked Li Xinghe to sit down, and she knelt in front of him to massage Xinghe with her red lips, showing it to her daughter:

"Watch, Mom will teach you how to play."

Is this something to joke about?

Anyway, Takikawa Masami didn't think she was committing a crime. While intimately kissing and licking, she taught her daughter how to serve her boyfriend well. Little Christine watched intently, making Li Xinghe feel his hair stand on end. The sense of crisis of going to jail and the cuteness of the girl in front of him intertwined, and he was quickly drained dry by Takikawa Masami.

Li Xinghe continued to rub the girl's head, offering suggestions to Takikawa Masami:

“You can talk to Hua Yingmei about whether you can raise the sentencing standards for sex crimes against minors. For example, at least 10 years or even 15 years. That way, you can both get more attention.”

Takikawa Masami kneaded the large starry river, winked and tilted her head back, looking up at Li Xinghe with the perspective of a conquered person:

"Um...are you sure you want to say this now?"

Of course, the current situation is somewhat awkward.

While enjoying the sexual services provided by the two mothers, Li Xinghe discussed how to increase penalties for protecting minors, while a little girl stood nearby watching curiously.

He could only resort to empty talk:

"Walking on the edge of the law is the most exciting thing."

Of course, despite saying that, Li Xinghe still managed to restrain himself in front of the little girl. She was not yet 10 years old, and Li Xinghe really didn't have the courage. He needed to be at least 13 years old to consent to sexual activity.

Little Christine squatted down next to her mother, mimicking her gesture of the vast Milky Way. Surprised, she hugged her mother's leg and exclaimed curiously, "It feels like a huge hole will be poked in it!"

Takikawa Masami did not actually let her daughter sleep in her place. She taught little Christine how to provide oral sex to men, mainly to prevent Li Xinghe from going on for hours without finishing, and to avoid being discovered by outsiders.

Of course, she was also trying to please her lover.

After getting up and cleaning up the scene, Takikawa Masami took a birth control pill in front of Li Xinghe and complained:

"You really can't have any more children. I'll help you deal with Shinjiro Koizumi. Next time, could you shoot somewhere else?"

Li Xinghe is a typical person who rarely uses contraception, after all, his whole family urgently needs him to have a child as soon as possible.

"Me?" Little Christine gave her mother a wicked kiss, then spat, because Takikawa Masami hadn't rinsed her mouth.

Li Xinghe hurriedly washed his face. In that instant, he thought of at least ten words from Japanese comics that shouldn't have appeared. For example, "mother and daughter donburi" and "wife".

No, that's too evil.

Let's talk about it after I turn 13.

……

After leaving the councilor's dormitory, Li Xinghe began to wonder where he should go.

Going home to adjust to the time difference?

Take the maids with you?

Should I talk to Dongchuan Xueshi and Qingniao Mama about prices, or go to Zhao Lieshu to discuss how to infiltrate the US military and the South Korean government?

Just when Li Xinghe's mind was filled with images of cute beauties in Tokyo, reality gave him a rude awakening.

Hesitation indeed yielded no good results; an old man intervened, taking up Li Xinghe's time.

Shigeru Ishiba called to ask:

"where?"

This is a rhetorical question; Li Xinghe is clearly in Nagata-cho.

So he answered:

"I'm here to see Representative Koizumi at the councilor's residence."

"Please come to the Cabinet Office; a major event has occurred."

Li Xinghe was speechless. He should have run away earlier and gone to play with his women.

Upon arriving at the Cabinet Office, Shigeru Ishiba invited Li Xinghe to watch Vance's online speech at the EU summit with him.

This is a live broadcast of Vance's online participation in the Brussels Summit after the breakfast meeting.

Li Xinghe was still being squeezed for juice by Takikawa Masami at that time.

On television, Vance, in front of EU countries in Brussels, just as he mocked them as worthless in 2024, proudly raised his round face and unabashedly launched a blatant attack on the EU:

“We need at least $2 trillion in funding to defend democracy. We need all democracies to work together to register and establish a transnational fund, pooling the resources of all nations to fight the enemies of the democratic world.”

"Therefore, I can tell you without hesitation that I need your funds, I need $2 trillion."

"If Europe doesn't want our protection, the United States will continue to withdraw its troops; if Middle Eastern countries don't want our protection, the United States will also leave. Our efforts will not be without cost. We will not stand idly by while Russia threatens Europe, Iran threatens the Middle East, and... I mean North Korea threatens East Asia. We will collect this fee from countries including Japan, South Korea, and all countries that need U.S. military support, such as Vietnam, Malaysia, the Philippines, and Singapore."

Isn't this robbery?

Yes, Vance's speech was utterly unpretentious; he was just there to rob people.

This is the Vance Three Funds, used to collect money for major projects, including dealing with Russia, Iran, North Korea, and, to put it bluntly, China.

Such a speech seemed to bury the hearts of the EU representatives like a mudslide. They could hardly contain their despair, unable to believe that the values ​​they had held for decades had been so easily torn apart by the United States.

However, Vance also has his difficulties.

He wanted to become president, pay the reparations to Ryukyu, and undertake large-scale construction projects.

What should we do with this money?

It's definitely not going to happen domestically; the Democratic Party will strongly oppose the debt increase bill in both the House and Senate.

US Treasury bonds are becoming increasingly difficult to sell. Both domestic and foreign funds are only looking to make quick money by buying short-term, high-interest bonds with maturities of 1-3 years. Long-term bonds require a promise of interest rates much higher than the current price to attract investment. But that would be like killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Where can we find the money?

The only option is to steal it.

How to grab it?

Of course, the most traditional method should be chosen: apportionment!

It is directly distributed to every country that needs the protection of the US military.

For example, Vietnam.

If you don't give it to me, I won't help you deal with China.

"You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch..."

Now it was Li Xinghe's turn to curse.

Vance did indeed give him the title of Japan-Korea Communications Office, allowing him to interfere with US forces stationed in Japan and South Korea and participate in military procurement projects in both countries. However, Vance's current plan to impose tariffs on WNW was made without consulting Li Xinghe.

In theory, this matter did not need to be told to Li Xinghe, but in the spirit of being allies, Vance should have told him but did not, which is enough to show the change in their relationship after the election.

During the election, you were my good brother.

Now that the election is over, let's go our separate ways. I'm the president, and you're the subordinate.

I'm handling things, and you're causing me trouble.

In his office, Shigeru Ishiba was utterly bewildered:

"Back then, Trump only demanded $5000 billion in reparations from Ukraine, and after a huge uproar, it all turned into a mess, and he ultimately failed to get what he wanted. What gives him the right to demand $2 trillion?"

Trump failed to obtain the ceasefire and compensation agreement he wanted from Russia and Ukraine, and the incident also severely embarrassed him.

No one expected that Vance would dare to do such a thing.

"There are two, no, three possibilities."

Li Xinghe held up three fingers:

"First, he wants to default on the already soaring US national debt, at least a portion of it, such as $2 trillion, to free up fiscal space for himself; second, Vance is sending a warning to countries unwilling to submit to the US."

And to force them to accept and purchase American military services; third... in order to win.

Then, Li Xinghe explained it to Shi Poshimao.

The most reasonable explanation is that all three reasons exist.