Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

On the evening of October 30, at the top floor of the Lincoln Memorial.

Li Xinghe wiped the sweat from his brow as he listened to the incessant sirens.

"You really can't just change your place of residence randomly. This siren is deadly."

Tokyo is still too safe. Even though murders happen frequently, the overall public security is still considered excellent. As a result, Li Xinghe often feels disoriented when switching between the United States and Japan.

When police sirens sounded in Japan, it was definitely one of their own; they would bow and greet Li Xinghe with "Good morning, Superintendent" or "Good morning, Section Chief." But when police sirens sounded in the United States, Li Xinghe's first reaction was to check if he had a few cars full of his comrades nearby.

One of the biggest drawbacks of living in a godforsaken place like Washington, D.C., or any major American city, is that if you don't sleep well, spending a whole night in a poorly soundproofed cabin with sirens constantly blaring can really make your heart race. It takes a few months to adjust.

After flying for another half day, the Maleki team hadn't adjusted to the time difference, and everyone sat together to rest.

Hearing the sirens, Ayman, who grew up in Washington, was deeply moved:

"If the sirens don't sound all night, that would be even worse."

A few days ago, her parents drove over to pick up their daughter, Enya, fearing that something might happen to their little granddaughter.

Both Enola and Scarlett, who were born in New York, suffer from severe siren phobia:

"We need to reflect on why the police are reluctant to come to our communities. This means that the crime rate has skyrocketed and it is a dark and terrifying situation."

This is perhaps a social problem that urban residents in the United States have had to face in recent decades.

They were both afraid of the sirens blaring all night and afraid of the sirens remaining silent all night.

What's even more ridiculous is that no matter what social class you belong to, even if you're rolling in money, you still have the same misconceptions, otherwise you'll be the one who dies tomorrow. Perhaps at some intersection, you'll suddenly be shot by a Robin Hood-like figure.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit dull, Li Xinghe started making sarcastic jokes:

Which black color are you referring to?

Sure enough, everyone became animated when this topic came up, and Mei chimed in from the side:

"You are not allowed to make racist remarks."

Li Xinghe, like a comedian, began to retort:

“I didn’t mention what skin color it was.”

"What skin color do you think is missing in our team?"

Then everyone tried to suppress their laughter and acted as if they couldn't hold it in.

No, I can't laugh at this time. Even a laugh would be disrespectful to political correctness.

Despite the jokes and banter, Li Xinghe still missed Tokyo a little.

At least it's a peaceful family. There's a wife and daughter, a strict older sister, a mentally ill older sister, a suspected lover, two darlings who are good at masturbating and using air guns, and several mothers who spend their days wondering when Li Xinghe will bring home a son. When he goes out, he chats with all sorts of lovers to pass the time.

Li Xinghe would rather stay at home and study who has bigger breasts, Hanabatake Ouyuki or Mami Kaoru's mother, than stare blankly at the Lincoln Memorial and the Lincoln statue.

When I see Lincoln, I think of his emancipation of slaves, and when I think of the emancipation of slaves, I can't help but make jokes about Black people.

They make jokes about Black people, then laugh because Black people don't have homes, and then feel homesick after laughing.

Sigh, I really want to shoot Lincoln.

Just as Jill was having a fit of delirium because she was away from home, she ran back excitedly, waving her phone:

"Plane crash! Plane crash! It really crashed!"

It seems she had been looking forward to this for a long time, well into the night.

Everyone turned around, their minds filled with questions:

"What plane crash?"

Jill held up her phone and shook it, her gambling addiction kicking in for a moment:

"Didn't you buy a contract? The cryptocurrency betting market is already insane. Everyone's betting on whether Air Force Two will crash. This is the first crash today. I bet $200, betting that five planes will crash today. Let me tell you, the new generation woman, Huina, secretly bought a $20,000 contract, betting that Vance will make it back to Washington alive."

Yes, now it's a gamble whether Vance will survive to get to Washington to run for office.

Li Xinghe returned to Washington ahead of schedule with military equipment precisely to prepare for Vance to take over the government alive in Washington.

Vance's campaign was the second most difficult, but he had already succeeded in rescuing all the unfortunate people on Okinawa. $600 billion had bought the guerrillas' support, and Li Xinghe had also communicated with their organization; everyone unanimously declared that peace had arrived. At this point, fueled by Republican media hype, Vance had become America's benefactor, a debt of gratitude he could never repay.

The Ryukyu State Government has received the first payment from the Agency for International Development for Pi, as well as aid projects from China. They are now happily dismantling the aircraft, selling the engines, and secretly transporting the C-17 transport plane to China to prevent the Americans from causing trouble after the election.

But before that, Vance had a penultimate tribulation: how to fly across the Tongtian River, which he had encountered on his pilgrimage, and which is now the Pacific Ocean.

Li Xinghe flew back on a C-17 military plane; the Pentagon was arranging the connections. Everyone was very nervous, fearing something major might happen before November 2nd. However, Vice President Vance's itinerary was under strict Secret Service surveillance, which posed a problem.

Vice President Vance, do you trust the Secret Service?

Do you trust the U.S. Fifth Air Force?

Do you trust White House staff?

Nobody dares to gamble on whether one of these employees might be someone who has taken money, is obsessed, or is hiding LGBT+, and leak Vance's itinerary, then send him to a plane and watch him crash.

Li Xinghe took out his phone and checked:

"Which one crashed... Hawaiian Airlines? This isn't Air Force Two."

Jill burst into laughter and asked in return:

"Do you think Vance would dare to ride in Air Force Two?"

Li Xinghe also thought that wouldn't work.

That definitely won't work. If someone's hand slips and a missile suddenly appears in front of the plane, then flies in like a bird, the Vance will be airborne and destroyed.

Regardless of where the problem lies, as long as Air Force Two is destroyed, the Democrats will be all set.

The last Air Force 2 pilot's death anniversary hasn't even passed yet.

So how exactly did Vance get back to Washington?

This became a fatal question that even Li Xinghe could not have predicted.

Just then, Li Xinghe suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

The US stock market has just recovered, won't this plane crash cause another market crash?

He immediately called Chris and questioned her:

"Did you buy US stocks again?"

Chris was terrified:

"Huh? How did you find out?"

Li Xinghe had already anticipated this, and directly gave her the order:

"Idiot, stop daydreaming. Quickly short all the stocks you own and use every bit of leverage you can. While there's no guarantee you'll get your retirement savings back, you should make a decent profit."

Don't be fooled by Li Xinghe's scathing criticism of Chris; none of the American girls around him are averse to gambling. The moment they heard about cryptocurrency contracts, they all dumped their cosmetics money into them, starting with $300 or $500 online betting. Li Xinghe criticizes Chris for always putting her money in the stock market, but these girls around him have absolutely no qualms about gambling on cryptocurrency contracts.

This is also a kind of American national character.

If gambling is jokingly referred to as "pursuing a doctorate," then the situation in Li Xinghe's family is more like "collective online learning addiction." This is a new collective gambling tendency among Americans caused by the increasing instability of dollar assets. Just like how everyone knows the yen will depreciate, and Japanese people have been frantically exchanging Hong Kong dollars and RMB in recent years, even if the yen raises interest rates, the portion that appreciates will soon be secretly exchanged by Japanese people into Hong Kong dollars and other foreign currencies.

Watching everyone gamble, Li Xinghe sighed:

"Dollar assets are really getting more and more dangerous..."

Although everyone outwardly still recognizes the US dollar, they are actually engaging in various underhanded tactics, such as the current cryptocurrency.

Instead of refuting, Aiman ​​felt that Li Xinghe was too old.

Don't be alarmed; dollar-denominated assets have long since entered a phase of doubt and even panic.

"When you asked Chris to short US stocks, did you forget that Trump once tried to convert the debts of creditor nations into 100-year interest-free ultra-long-term bonds, those worthless pieces of paper that were not allowed to be traded or recalled early?"

Because the United States owes the world more than 40 trillion US dollars in debt, its interest payments are almost rivaling its medical expenses, so how to resolve the debt has always been the number one problem for the United States.

In an effort to stir up voter sentiment, Trump's think tanks proposed a plan for 100-year interest-free ultra-long-term bonds, turning foreign-held US debt into protection money. The biggest loser in this plan would be Japan, which holds a massive amount of US debt.

Of course, the plan has been in a state of flux, all talk and no action. After all, over 80% of the buyers of US Treasury bonds are American capital. Trump is too busy cutting taxes for big capitalists to dare turn American capital into worthless paper; otherwise, the dollar would become worthless as well.

Li Xinghe shook his head:

"That's bad, it seems she's not born to make a lot of money."

While Trump might not be able to do it, Vance, if pushed to the limit, might actually dare to. That would be another spectacular financial spectacle.

It seems we need to make plans soon.

Although the yen looks terrible, it's still a better deal compared to the dollar, which is increasingly resembling a bomb.

Immediately afterwards, Li Xinghe started brainstorming again:

"Although we know he will definitely default on the debt, if he defaults on more than one trillion US dollars of Japanese debt, wouldn't we suffer a huge loss?"

Maria was buying a contract, and she asked curiously:

"why?"

Li Xinghe couldn't say it directly, because he felt that although it was Japanese government bonds, it was still his money.

Just when everyone was collectively "addicted to online classes," the plane crashed.

The second plane to crash was a South Korean low-cost carrier flying from Busan, South Korea to New York, which suddenly crashed in the sea near Alaska.

However, it's hard to say why the plane crashed, since the flight safety level of South Korean low-cost carriers might actually be much higher than that of Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL).

"Could Vance be on that plane?"

"Hard to say."

As everyone watched the cryptocurrency contract's price movement, they engaged in heated discussions about the true nature of the casino.

Li Xinghe went out for a walk and discovered that his soldiers were also "addicted to online classes," with one hand holding a gun and the other staring at cryptocurrency contracts.

The soldiers outside started making a commotion:

"The third one! The third plane has crashed!"

This was a flight from Indonesia to Florida, but it was reportedly empty of passengers. Therefore, it was suspected of carrying VIPs and was targeted.

Western media outlets have now found an opportunity for revenge. The Financial Times, known for its rapid-fire paparazzi reporting, has taken a jab at the United States:

"Today, the world is watching to see which plane will dare to fly to the United States."

However, the British know how to generate buzz. They deleted the post within two minutes and claimed it was just a staff member joking around, adding that the US flight was safe and unimpeded.

However, this deliberate violation was clearly a test of the US media's information control.

When American media also began to join the fray, media outlets around the world jumped into the fray.

"From November 1st to November 2nd, every plane flying to the eastern United States may end up in the underworld, which is the ultimate dark humor of Halloween."

“We all know the reason, but we dare not say anything; we all know what will happen, we will all land (fall).”

The major newspapers published a series of sharp commentaries, full of witty remarks, as if a temple fair were being held at the village entrance, while the villagers naturally squatted on the ridges of the fields, eating melons and watching the show, making it quite a lively scene.

On this day, global flight tracking websites became the preferred political websites for political observers from various countries, with everyone paying attention to which planes dared to fly to the United States.

No matter how many ways you analyze politics, no matter how eloquent you are and how well you understand everything from left to right and right to left to right, what can you do when a plane crash can physically destroy Vance's body and soul?

It's just tough on people who really need to fly.

As a result, requests for help appeared on various anonymous message boards, and people on every flight preparing to fly to the United States looked around, fearing that Vance might be hiding on the plane and causing it to crash due to a 'mysterious' malfunction.

Cryptocurrency contract websites and underground gambling sites have become the leading providers of black money inflows across the internet, with over two billion US dollars in gambling funds flowing in within a single day. The website operators even offer crash contracts for every airplane, available for purchase by aspiring PhD students worldwide.

Unfortunately, after it was discovered that the underground gambling industry was betting on which plane Vance died on, aircraft insurance companies around the world temporarily issued hedging clauses and rapidly increased the insurance prices for all flights to the United States in the next two days.

After discovering that the insurance company was secretly engaging in underhanded tactics, the airlines were outraged and canceled flights, threatening to take the insurance company to court.

The passengers discovered the plane was gone, and their lives had narrowly escaped death. They also began taking the company to court.

The gambling, insurance, and aviation industries have begun a protracted legal battle with passengers.

But when the lawyers were about to write the lawyer's letter, they all ran into trouble.

Can you just tell me the reason?

This kind of thing fits perfectly into the category of 'major cases involving politics'. Because no one can openly say that November 2nd is the presidential election day, and when the two parties are fighting tooth and nail, any plane suspected of containing Vance could crash.

And no one dares to say why.

It can be described as a kind of Cthulhu exported by the United States to the world.

Inside the memorial hall, the CIA's informant began to exert his influence, with Yukimi Higashikawa transmitting CIA intelligence to Li Xinghe: