Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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"The Third Expeditionary Force is finished, we've all been captured..."
"Hello, fellow Americans, I am safe here, they are feeding us..."
"We each received calcium supplements and vitamins, and we are doing well..."
"Fuck the Indo-Pacific theater, fuck the Pentagon, I'm going to defect to China!"
The American soldiers in the footage were starving, wolfing down the thin porridge cooked by the guerrillas, their eyes watering in the pouring rain.
When each shoulder insignia, medallion, and verifiable division-level commander was forced to appear on camera, the explosive news instantly topped the trending lists in over two hundred countries worldwide.
The US military suffered a crushing defeat on Okinawa.
The Third Expeditionary Force was completely annihilated.
The Ryukyu Independence Army achieved unprecedented success.
These trending topics climbed the rankings at different times, giving superstitious American soldiers around the world a kind of spiritual cleansing.
Then, the whole world exploded.
An explosion in a physical sense.
The message had just been sent out when the Telegram group crashed due to a surge in views. Then, Twitter and other software also went berserk after the message spread, causing the servers to be overwhelmed and the server room to overheat and burn.
Major platforms worked overnight to add servers to handle the overwhelming public attention.
The news stunned the US Democratic Party media, which were still immersed in the emotions of Okinawa being wantonly oppressed and massacred by the US military and were trying their best to incite left-wing people to empathize with the tragedy.
What the hell?
You mean that the Okinawan resistance fighters, who were being repeatedly bombed by F22 and F15 squadrons yesterday and whose hospitals, city halls, and schools were forced to go underground, have now wiped out an entire Third Expeditionary Force?
Where was the last US division headquarters to be completely wiped out? In the Vietnam War? In the Korean War?
The Fox News anchor's desperate, heart-wrenching cries on television:
"No, the last American division-level unit that was wiped out was the US-Philippines Army Group under MacArthur's Far Eastern Army. They all died in the damned Bataan Death March! That was World War II! It was the Japanese who did it! Now we've suffered another loss in East Asia. We lost an entire division, and our entire command post was trapped like turtles in a jar on the island. The only saving grace is that they won't be tortured to death like they were in the Bataan Death March, because Okinawa is too small to run on!"
Of course, the female announcer next to her quickly began to defend the situation and steered the conversation towards anti-China content:
"But this time the United States and Japan are allies, and they are dealing with the Ryukyuans—an island guerrilla force of a Chinese-like ethnic group after the collapse of the Chinese Celestial Empire. Therefore, we must point out that in the Korean War and the Vietnam War, which were supported by the Chinese, the US military was never completely wiped out. Therefore, we must be skeptical of this intelligence. We do not believe that the headquarters of the Third Expeditionary Force could be easily destroyed. They may have only captured civilian prisoners on the island and forced them to admit that they were soldiers."
What the TV station says is just a skit they designed to save face, but the comments section is where you can really see the split personality of Americans.
American military enthusiasts angrily criticized the comments section:
"MacArthur lost the entire US-Filipino force under the Far Eastern Front in 1942, and then in the Battle of Chosin Reservoir in 1951, he lost the entire 31st Group Regiment! It was all MacArthur's doing!"
"They are not guerrillas at all. Their artillery and rockets are at the army group level. They are simply a reskinned version of the Chinese army. There are at least 3 American troops on the island, who are forced to fight against hundreds of thousands of Chinese troops!"
"If it weren't for the Chinese people's human wave tactics, the Third Expeditionary Force could have held out in Okinawa for a hundred years."
At such a critical moment, the political issue of 'caring for Okinawa' advocated by the Democratic Party came to an abrupt halt.
Care?
Do you still love me?
The division headquarters of the Third Expeditionary Force were wiped out as a whole. Do you, the Democratic Party, love your mother?
The advertisement that was already prepared cannot be aired.
All the promotional materials that were originally prepared have been taken down.
The Democratic Party headquarters looked on in despair at the chaotic state of the campaign team, with Jeffries and Clark, the duo, speechless.
What cards should we play now?
Is it a patriotic card?
Who doesn't know that the public has long labeled the Democratic Party as traitors because of its support for immigration and democratic progress? The more they tout patriotism, the more they are just paving the way for the Republican Party's election campaign.
The White House spokesperson hurriedly issued an emergency response on Twitter:
"It is absolutely impossible for the so-called 'Kourtney Camp to be breached' or 'the 3rd Expeditionary Force Division headquarters to be completely annihilated' to be true. In fact, just as the relocation plan was announced two years ago, the 3rd Expeditionary Force Division headquarters has been moved to Hawaii, and General Turner, the commander of the 3rd Expeditionary Force Division, has been in Hawaii since July overseeing the reconstruction of the new division headquarters."
Then a press conference was held in front of the newly renovated White House.
The reporters bombarded the reporters with questions:
"But wasn't it precisely because of the major corruption surrounding the relocation of the Third Expeditionary Force's headquarters that it was unable to move to Guam and Hawaii, leading to escalating conflicts with local separatists and ultimately triggering the war?"
How come your Third Expeditionary Force division headquarters is so flexible in its deployment?
One minute they're in Hawaii, the next in Okinawa, and then in Guam. Do they have a teleportation portal that allows them to deploy on demand?
Even journalists could spot it, so Americans certainly could too.
The White House spokesperson reiterated:
"In any case, General Turner of the Third Expeditionary Force is currently in Hawaii, and he will release a response video shortly. The rumors of the fall of Camp Courtney and the annihilation of the entire Third Expeditionary Force are all conspiracies and tricks fabricated by the Okinawa Independence Army. Please do not believe them. The U.S. military is winning and will move towards the next victory!"
The reporters continued to press for answers:
"But the matter of the 86 billion yuan relocation funds being embezzled..."
At this point, the White House spokesperson indeed uttered a memorable line:
"Don't listen to what the locals say; you should read more articles from the White House Communications Office!"
The reporters also had questions:
"But wasn't Stephen Chang, the White House Communications Director, supposedly executed by firing squad outside the White House?"
How do you read his articles? Do you go to the underworld to read them?
The panic in the White House and the television stations is merely a conflict of opinion among high-level officials.
But the young left-wing urban residents certainly supported the Okinawans' war of independence, and they were quickly met with fierce resistance from all American patriots.
The pro-Okinawa march continued today, and then they were surrounded and verbally abused by patriots.
"You bunch of communists! You're traitors!"
"Go to hell, Marxists! You bunch of traitors!"
From insults to confrontation, from brawls to shootings, from shootings to massacres.
Street battles that transcend party affiliation, ethnicity, and class
it has started.
This is truly a clash between ordinary people, a passionate and frenzied confrontation between the patriotic rogues of the American patriotic education initiated by George W. Bush and the foolish left-wing fighters incubated by Obama's leftist movement. Both sides are exchanging insults and hurling barbs in extremely extreme circumstances, locked in a fierce and evenly matched battle.
Then, under these circumstances, Li Xinghe was summoned to the Pentagon.
He was wearing a coat over his clothes, but underneath he was still wearing his pajamas.
Deputy Chief of Staff Grady praised him:
"The Third Expeditionary Force Division headquarters was indeed annihilated. Except for General Turner, everyone was captured. We received a reply from General Turner saying that you sent him to Hawaii ahead of time to set up the new division headquarters, which is why he escaped the massacre. You did the right thing!"
Lieutenant General Roger B. Turner is now extremely grateful that Li Xinghe paid in advance to send him to Hawaii. He immediately responded to the Pentagon, mentioning why he was in Hawaii to avoid being blamed.
Members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff praised Li Xinghe:
"As expected of the SPPC Director of the U.S. Forces Japan, your strategic insights are exceptional."
Li Xinghe's expression showed he was about to burst out laughing.
Can't you guys see that Li Xinghe is spending money to cover up the scandal of $86 billion in relocation funds disappearing?
I can tell.
This is why people understand the intricacies of political operations and praise Li Xinghe for his political skills, which are comparable to those of seasoned bureaucrats.
if not?
If we don't praise Li Xinghe's arrangements for the Third Expeditionary Force generals, then everyone will have to take the blame.
Why did the general of the expeditionary force go to Hawaii nearly four months in advance?
Why did 86 billion yuan disappear without a trace?
Why were the American soldiers on the island starving to death?
Can I ask these questions?
You can't ask.
All we can do is praise Li Xinghe for his preemptive and brilliant move, which provided the White House and the Pentagon with a huge fig leaf, preventing people from knowing that the US military had lost the entire US-Philippines Army Group after MacArthur lost it in Okinawa.
This is truly the pinnacle of turning a funeral into a celebration.
As a Republican representing the Patriots faction and the incumbent Vice President, Vance arrived at the scene with Donald Trump Jr.
With Trump effectively stepping down, Vance is now the de facto leader of the United States. He must, and can only, resolve the situation in Okinawa as soon as possible.
Donald Trump Jr., still unaware of the situation, asked Li Xinghe:
"What are you doing here? Where did you come from?"
Li Xinghe answered honestly:
“I am the SPPC director of the U.S. military in Japan. I just got out of your daughter’s bed.”
"..."
It's hard for everyone to stay calm.
Donald Trump Jr. is especially difficult to manage.
Friend, when did you take down Kay Trump? You've only been back for a few days.
Li Xinghe presented further evidence:
“I really just came from Kay’s place. Look, I was dragged to the Pentagon while I was still in my pajamas. These pajamas were given to me by your daughter…”
Vance quickly interrupted him, then asked Chief of Staff Brown and Secretary of Defense Hagersey:
"What do we do now? Not a single person from the 25th Division and the 11th Airborne Division headquarters in Futenma escaped; they're all surrounded. The main squadrons of the 11th Air Force from Kadena Air Base are all deployed there..."
Everyone on the Joint Chiefs of Staff felt an even greater sense of unease:
"Damn it! We can't afford to lose three divisional command posts in one fell swoop after almost losing the Third Expeditionary Force! Kadena still has over 100 F-15s/F-22s and C-17s, my God..."
A somber atmosphere filled the Pentagon.
No one dared to face the moment when three division-level command posts were lost in Tumubao in one fell swoop.
Meanwhile, in the crowd, Li Xinghe, a modern-day Jia Xu dressed in pajamas, was still arguing with Donald Trump Jr. about whether his daughter had been shot.
He wasn't in a hurry; in fact, he seemed quite relaxed.
Let the flames continue to rise.
The author says:
Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4900 words. I had a cup of milk tea; the sugar helped me feel a little better.
Chapter 621: A Three-Day Ultimatum to the US, the New Black Ship Shocks (4900 words)
The storm made landfall in both Okinawa and Washington simultaneously.
When the dawn broke over Okinawa, and the guerrillas took over the defensive positions at Camp Courtney and raised the red flag of Okinawa independence, it was not only the residents of Okinawa who felt a profound shock, but also the Japanese and the American troops who experienced suffocating pain.
The captured Marines and their families, many of whom were emaciated, were filmed and uploaded online.
Despite the frantic censorship by Western media and the relentless deletion of videos by social media platforms, various CG clips depicting the defeat of the Third Expeditionary Force Command are still rampant.
Ultimately, the uploaders found the best upload platform.
Yellow website.
Porn sites don't care about media political correctness; these CGs of high-ranking US military officers' defeats are far more exciting than the real thing, leading to a surge in viewership across various porn sites. Global viewers flood porn sites, not to watch, but because the top ten sites are all filled with depictions of the US military's suffering, providing a kind of emotional climax for viewers with animosity towards the US—a truly bizarre phenomenon.
By daybreak, the Ryukyu Independence Army had opened accounts on all platforms and publicly released its peace preparation plan:
"We will initially send 1000 of the most seriously ill people, who are on the verge of starvation, to China for temporary storage, with a third party providing peace guarantees. This peace negotiation is limited to China, the United States, Japan, and Ryukyu, and is based on the Potsdam Declaration signed during World War II."
Although China has consistently denied any involvement in supporting island guerrillas, this time it is officially confirmed by sending the prisoners to Zhejiang for temporary storage, which is tantamount to clarifying the relationship between the two sides.
The Potsdam Declaration was clearly intended to lay the groundwork for independent sovereignty.
Finally, the Independence Army announced:
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