Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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Li Xinghe's eyes kept darting around. He sensed that Lao Chuan's words had a hidden meaning, as if he were asking if Lao Chuan knew anyone in Beijing.
After much deliberation, Li Xinghe offered a high-EQ explanation:
"They think...you bring so much joy to the world, you're the most special and irreplaceable person in America. Probably...like your talent show, The Apprentice, and how they first knew you from your cameo in Home Alone. They really like you."
He neither admitted nor denied knowing anyone in Beijing.
Anyway, we'll see each other frequently this month.
As they were about to leave, they saw Ayman leading Maleki's squad to steal in the lounge.
They opened their military-style carrying bags and took away the tea set, cups, towels, and even the entire storage box that the White House had provided for them. If the bags weren't so small, they probably would have taken the entire set of tables, chairs, and bookshelves from the secret reception room.
"Hey, what are you doing?" he asked, bewildered.
But no one seemed to think there was anything wrong. They remained silent and just kept their heads down, diligently stealing things.
They even removed the tablecloth from the table, and even opened the spare cutlery box, dumped the contents into a bag, and carefully filled it with a White House-supplied towel to prevent the cups from making noise when they clattered together.
When Kai came in, Li Xinghe wanted to explain something, but she cheerfully said:
"It's alright, take as much as you want. If you need more, I'll have my staff provide some more."
This is the tradition of Americans going to the White House.
They stole everything, even toothpicks, because these were special White House products, impossible for outsiders to obtain. Anyone who owned a set of White House specialties would display them to make others envious.
While everyone else was stealing, Kaina's rosy cheeks, like a little apple, blushed with both shyness and cheerfulness as she asked Li Xinghe:
"Hey handsome, wanna play golf together tomorrow?"
Li Xinghe glanced back at the Maleki Squad and hurriedly agreed:
"can."
Maleki's squad did not respond.
Then, on the drive back to their home on North Ridge, Ayman and Maria both complained about Li Xinghe:
"Yours is more useful than your face."
……
The next day.
Li Xinghe visited the golf course on the central island of the Potomac River to play golf with Kay Trump.
In fact, he himself was completely bad at fighting, so the athletic and beautiful girl Kai became his teacher, and as they were teaching, they ended up kissing.
Clearly, Kai wants to sleep with Li Xinghe, and Li Xinghe also wants to sleep with Kai.
In the style of American storylines, it should begin with a classic scene.
Surprisingly, Trump also brought a large group of people to play golf.
Seeing Kay and Li Xinghe standing together, Trump praised Li Xinghe, saying he resembled Abe.
"You're a clever and good young man. You always remind me of my late friend Shinzo Abe."
"Yes, he is indeed a very good prime minister."
Li Xinghe gave a strained answer.
While comparing Li Xinghe to Abe might be a bit of an insult, Shinzo Abe is indeed a good friend that Trump can't forget. Abe's quick wit and intelligence have kept Trump in his memory.
Of course, the main reason is that Abe is already dead, and died in 2022, so he did not participate in the political manhunt against Trump in 2023-2024.
It just so happens that Li Xinghe is of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent and grew up in the United States. She is also very beautiful. In Trump's eyes, he is probably the next Shinzo Abe. Therefore, he does not stop his granddaughter from getting close to Li Xinghe.
After playing golf for a while, some big news suddenly came out.
The secretaries frantically made and received phone calls, then told Trump:
“Something big has happened. A federal judge has sent a letter demanding that the Trump administration provide a final explanation as to when it will relinquish its power, with an initial response by October 5th. Otherwise, a preventative Supreme Court opinion will be issued to prevent Trump from remaining in the White House without fully relinquishing his authority.”
"A preventative judicial interpretation?"
The whole world has become so surreal that Li Xinghe feels he can hardly keep up with the times.
In South Korea, presidential candidates are planning their prison terms in advance to avoid the embarrassing situation of being in jail when they run for office. In the United States, Supreme Court justices are issuing interpretations in advance, using their predictions to prevent a third term for Trump – a classic case of "I predicted your prediction."
Previous legal interpretations were meant to patch up past events after they occurred; current legal interpretations are meant to take preventative measures against potential problems.
"what?"
Trump frowned.
But the Supreme Court actually hit Trump's weak spot.
The old man was indeed preparing to use the law to forcibly interpret his third term, so the Supreme Court's prediction was correct.
Is Trump really out of control of the judiciary?
no.
The Republican Party has long had many lawmakers who interpret the Constitution and societies that drive change.
Trump also received a team of Republican lawmakers from George W. Bush to help him reinterpret the law in a way that benefits him. For example, on the fundamental power structure of the separation of powers in the United States, Trump organized a group of lawmakers to reinterpret and expand the "single executive theory" for himself.
The origin of this theory is the constitution.
Article 2 of Part 1 states that the President is responsible for appointing all government officials of the United States.
Based on this statement, Republican legal theorists argue that appointing officials equates these officials with the executive power of the US president himself. Therefore, on the basis of the separation of powers, any investigation by legislative or law enforcement agencies into any official is equivalent to investigating presidential executive power and thus to interfering with the executive branch.
Therefore, any restriction on the president's executive power constitutes interference in state administration and is a crime.
This logic might be a bit convoluted, but anyone who understands history can see that it's the same principle as the emperor and his eunuchs, or the Ottoman Caliph and his Janissaries. Investigating local officials is routine for the government, but investigating the emperor's servants is tantamount to slapping the emperor in the face.
In this way
The meaning of the separation of powers and checks and balances has changed, and it has become the absolute dominance of executive power, which makes Trump the president with the greatest scope of power in American history.
As an 18th-century constitution, the U.S. Constitution is no match for 21st-century people in terms of word choice.
Therefore, anyone can interpret the U.S. Constitution differently.
In order to counter the Supreme Court's ruling, Trump had to leave the golf course, return to the White House to hold a press conference, and release his new judicial interpretation online.
"The original text of the Constitution does not explicitly limit the presidential term. Although the 22nd Amendment stipulates that a person cannot serve two terms as president, this provision does not fully clarify whether it means two consecutive terms, one term after a break, or whether two consecutive terms count as one term. It also does not fully and clearly explain where the presidential election process begins and ends. I believe that one term should be counted from when the president enters the White House until when the president leaves the White House."
Simply put, it's about nitpicking the words.
You said I can't be president twice, but I'll explain it as the period from when I enter the White House to when I leave it only counts as one time, how about that?
Trump took office in 2016, served four years, and then left the White House, followed by Biden's victory. If Biden wins his first term and is re-elected twice, wouldn't that be equivalent to winning once? Because he didn't actually leave the White House; it was just that his eight-year term was split into two four-year terms.
Extending this line of reasoning, Trump could actually be president for life, as long as he keeps winning and stays in the White House, right?
Seeing Trump's new approach to interpreting the law, Li Xinghe couldn't help but marvel.
Anyone can nitpick over words.
Trump's dunk was a bit off; the quality was lacking.
However, when the quality is lacking, emotions are used to compensate.
Trump pulled out a third Maga hat at the press conference:
The hat read: "Trump's Third Term!"
He raised his hand and, in a hoarse voice, addressed the media:
"Trump never out!"
The author says:
Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's a 5000-word post. This interpretation is just one example of many nitpicking interpretations. The US has many similar nitpicking interpretations aimed at getting Trump's opinion on his third term.
Chapter 609: Accompanying Trump on one last charge, delivering a crushing blow to the pro-American faction in Okinawa (5200 words)
For Americans, this day may feel like heaven above and hell below, and they may feel like meat tied to a barbecue grill, spinning around and suffering endlessly.
Trump publicly announced in front of the media:
"For America, for the people, I will run in the 2028 national election. I will also push for the implementation of the 23rd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which allows each president to serve a maximum of two consecutive terms, theoretically a maximum of 16 years in office, to ensure that the great reform program I began these past four years is not abandoned. My supporters, once again, let's make America great again!"
Although the old man was 83 years old, he still moved many supporters when he shouted "Continue to be great" with great spirit.
Let's charge with Old Chuan again!
When incumbent President Trump, who has served two terms, forcefully announced his candidacy, Republicans were stunned, Democrats were dumbfounded, and the unfortunate Federal Election Commission officials were dumbfounded.
Trump has submitted his candidacy papers.
Will you answer?
Do you dare not answer?
If you accept the offer now, you may lose your job in the next few months.
If you don't accept the offer now, you'll lose your job immediately.
They were all presidential nominees, and only with Trump's endorsement were they able to climb to their current high-ranking positions. But when Trump wants to rebel, how will they follow?
Therefore, the only response was silence.
Therefore, on October 4, Li Xinghe received another call from Kay, and at Trump's invitation, he spoke with the president in a restaurant.
The president is furious:
“Boy, I need your help. They haven’t responded! Those idiots I nominated, who take my money, eat my food, and betray me, haven’t responded to me!”
Now, Trump has lost the support of many. His political career was a black box; outsiders didn't know who made the decisions, and even those within the black box knew very little about Trump's decisions. Therefore, when he now needs assistance, he unexpectedly finds himself all alone.
Even the Florida clique that helped him rise to power seemed a step away, requiring him to exchange more political interests.
At this moment, he thought of Li Xinghe's wounded soldiers.
"Do you need me to force the Federal Election Commission to agree?"
Li Xinghe asked.
"Yes! Go ahead and do it! I've given you a pardon. Even if you shoot someone on Fifth Avenue this year, you won't be held criminally liable!"
Lao Chuan answered.
No one noticed Li Xinghe's identity. At this extremely tense juncture, countless people were going in and out of the White House, Congress, the Supreme Court, and the headquarters of both the Democratic and Republican parties. Li Xinghe was just an inconspicuous one among them.
Even in private intelligence gathering between the two parties, they would at most mention it once:
“There was an Asian guy hanging around the White House, he seemed to be coming back from the mission in Japan.”
Those who investigate in more detail will be even more inclined to avoid Li Xinghe.
His stated responsibility for returning to Washington this time was to transport wounded soldiers retreating from Okinawa. This topic is extremely sensitive, and politicians without contingency plans will not get involved.
Li Xinghe looked at the athletic and beautiful girl next to him, who was two years older than him.
Kai lowered his head shyly, seemingly trying to gain support in an ambiguous manner.
Li Xinghe nodded: "As you wish, Your Excellency."
After hanging up the phone, Li Xinghe grabbed Kai's wrist without hesitation and kissed him, taking advantage of the situation first.
The sporty girl's red lips felt exceptionally supple and bouncy to kiss, which Li Xinghe found very appealing. Especially since this beautiful girl was the dream girl of countless MAGA rednecks, he wished he could plaster her picture all over his bedroom. Kissing her felt like desecrating the sacred pursuit of countless MAGAs.
Do you like me?
"A little."
"Just a little?"
"Just a little bit."
Kai was carried by Li Xinghe and half-heartedly led to the bathroom, where he asked the president's granddaughter to use her red lips to relieve his pent-up stress.
"You will help him, right?"
When Kai was forced to swallow deeply and then looked pitifully at Li Xinghe, Li Xinghe teased her:
"That's just interest; I'm not that cheap."
All of this was filmed by Jill, who was following nearby, using a hidden camera.
Stepping out of the restroom, Li Xinghe and Jill exchanged a glance and began to mobilize manpower.
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