Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"We call this a comprehensive imitation, meticulous in everything from spirit to barracks, embodying the Japanese craftsmanship spirit, understand? You should learn from this, study English and Japanese well, don't be like a stick figure who only knows how to say hello to people."

The goal is to build this place into a red amusement park exclusively for Li Xinghe and this hypothetical enemy division, to give the Japanese a good dressing down.

If they dare to ask, just say it's a hypothetical enemy force set up by the US military.

“We are not like Yoon Seok-yeol, who can imprison himself while guarding the Presidential Palace. We will rely on this military camp and the Qingshan Command Building to fight a protracted legal battle against those who want to cause me trouble.”

At least Li Xinghe was very confident that he would crush Baba Nobuyuki and others who dared to come to the Prime Minister's official residence, the Cabinet Office, and the Metropolitan Police Department to demand search documents.

That very evening, Prince Akishino met with Nobuyuki Baba of the Japan Restoration Party at his home.

Jiazi, who was hiding nearby, hurriedly sent a text message to Li Xinghe:

"He...he took the bait."

The author says:

Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4700 words. My health is generally okay, but I developed a stomach problem in high school. Another 10,000-word day!

Chapter 545: Daughter Li Mei, Koizumi Scandal, Xinghe Has a Powerful Punch (5100 words)

"I must be bewitched."

Hiding in a corner of the room, Princess Kako was secretly recording the conversation of the people downstairs on her mobile phone.

In the reception room of Prince Akishino's residence, due to the economic crisis, Prince Akishino finally broke the Showa era's rule of not getting involved in politics and met with leaders of the opposition parties.

Although the Japanese Communist Party did not come, far-right politicians, including Nobuyuki Baba, head of the Japan Restoration Party, excitedly briefed Fumihito on the current situation:

"That despicable and arrogant Koizumi has completely offended the entire nation; he's finished."

"That's right, the Americans have promised not to stop us from overthrowing the Koizumi government."

"As long as we successfully take down Koizumi, the plan for a direct port district will inevitably include a royal palace."

They kept patting their chests and assuring Wenren that he would join their plan.

Li Xinghe was startled:

"America? Holy crap..."

It seems that those intelligent people around Trump are indeed quite capable; they almost fooled even Li Xinghe. George Glass must have been acting on Trump's personal instructions before he went to Japan to stir up trouble.

After listening, Li Xinghe asked Jiazi:

What reward do you want?

"That... switch."

"what?"

Just as Li Xinghe was about to ask more questions, Jiazi hurriedly hung up the phone, picked up her phone, toilet paper, and vibrator, and went to the bathroom to take care of the problem.

Before he could even wonder, Li Xinghe was called back to Jixiangsi Community Hospital.

Valeria gave birth.

Valeria's delivery went very smoothly. A woman in excellent physical condition, capable of competing in international figure skating and navigating the battlefields of Russia and Ukraine, her water broke in her sleep in the middle of the night, and she naturally gave birth on the delivery bed. Fortunately, the baby's cries caught the nurses' attention, so they quickly gathered in the early hours of the morning to put the baby into an incubator.

The birth of their new daughter, though not a legal heir, brought the Ma family great joy. They brought a large group of relatives who had just returned home, and dozens of people celebrated in the hospital. Since they were not short of money, Mamori Chiro and Chiyo Akako gifted Valeria an apartment worth 50 million yen.

"This child is mine."

Misato picked up the baby and took a deep breath in praise.

Because Valeria's Japanese identity was not yet complete, Misato decided to register her granddaughter under her own name. Although she had given birth to Li Xinghe, she felt guilty for not having raised the child herself; now she could happily raise her granddaughter. Even though she was only of normal age for a Japanese woman to become a mother for the first time after marriage.

After discussing it with her family, they agreed that it would be good for Misato to return to her family.

As Li Xinghe's biological mother, Misato pinched Li Xinghe's cheek and said, "You little rascal, you really hit the jackpot."

What name are you planning to give your child?

Li Xinghe quickly changed the subject, and Misato hugged Valeria tightly with happiness:

"Let's call her Mei."

Valeria's Japanese is still at a very basic level; only the pronunciation was heard.

"Mei? Is that a monosyllabic name?"

Therefore, the child's Chinese name is also Li Mei.

The name is indeed good, but it's inconvenient to introduce to Japanese people; it has a kind of beauty reminiscent of the burning of Tokyo.

Misato kicked Lee Seong-ha:

"Isn't it good?"

"That's good too. As for Li Mei, I think she's great."

Li Xinghe hurriedly said.

Seeing the harmonious expressions on Li Xinghe and his mother Misato's faces, Misato rubbed her belly and exchanged a glance with Chiyo Hina, their eyes filled with complex emotions.

Natasha, standing nearby, sneakily sidled up to Misato, constantly showing off her small pregnant belly, hoping that Misato's mother would give her more care.

……

On June 20, 2028, a military conference between China and Japan was underway.

Li Daiyao called Li Xinghe with some concern:

"Does it need protection? I have a feeling that public opinion isn't very positive right now."

"It's alright, I've already dispatched American troops to protect them. With their master around, the dogs won't dare to make any rash moves."

Li Xinghe joked.

His decision was not criticized; the Pentagon and General Jacqueline even specifically praised Li Xinghe for his excellent handling of the situation.

For the White House, these talks are indeed infuriating. But for the Pentagon, they're excellent; the exchange can effectively prevent accidental clashes in certain areas. After all, the White House may be talking, but the US military could actually be hit by a missile strike.

For this reason, an extra phone call was held between the leaders of the United States and Japan on this day.

In a phone call, Trump used an almost commanding tone to demand that Prime Minister Koizumi guarantee that the yen would not raise interest rates.

But Koizumi continued with his three-step delaying strategy: we are considering it, we are holding meetings, and in the end, there was no further news.

During the Sino-Japanese military cooperation conference, Washington's elites were largely on the verge of collapse. Their dissatisfaction with Koizumi's persistent disobedience and refusal to agree to decouple the dollar from the yen finally escalated into a complete break.

Therefore, Koizumi's fate was also in jeopardy as the American media launched an offensive.

He suddenly disappeared after the phone call between the US and Japanese leaders.

Prime Minister Koizumi, along with his twin mistresses who lived near Takeshiba Station, witnessed the birth of their two daughters at a nearby community hospital. This should have been a joyous occasion, but for some reason, the delivery was broadcast live to the public by American media.

The Washington Post launched a major offensive regarding the Koizumi mistress scandal:

"A huge moral scandal: the birth of Shinjiro Koizumi's illegitimate daughter!"

The New York Times plastered the entire newspaper with photos of Koizumi beaming with joy.

"Not just one, but two. The Japanese Prime Minister's twin mistresses gave birth to twin girls, and Prime Minister Koizumi's beaming smile was revealed!"

The Sun points out:

"Prime Minister Koizumi's wife is already pregnant in January, which shows that Prime Minister Koizumi is full of energy and can get three women pregnant at once."

The Daily Mail and the Financial Times, the leading sources of gossip on Fleet Street in the UK, began digging deep, constantly uncovering a list of Koizumi's mistresses. They managed to gather 10 names and photos in a single day, giving the impression that they had stripped Koizumi bare.

The sensational media scandal, like an overwhelming tidal wave, swept across the globe under the dual offensive of the US media and the State Department, making Koizumi a top international figure.

Now is the time to witness the power of the media.

Under the guidance of American media, countries such as Britain, Canada, Germany, France, Australia, and Al Jazeera in the United Arab Emirates began to vehemently accuse Shinjiro Koizumi of moral failings, incompetence in governing the country, and daring to defect to China!

While Japanese domestic media are generally obedient to the government and know when to keep quiet, they face a dilemma when confronted with a barrage of information from American media. They must be loyal to the Prime Minister, but loyal to the American media—what to do?

When faced with a dilemma of choosing between loyalty to the Party and filial piety, some media outlets, like NHK, choose loyalty, while others, like Asahi Shimbun, choose filial piety.

However, some media outlets disregarded both loyalty and duty, directly copying large quantities of foreign news into domestic media and displaying it extensively on their websites and social media homepages, relentlessly criticizing Koizumi. Their criticisms of his neoliberal policies, including the layoffs of civil servants and privatization, as well as the economic market chaos caused by duty-free imports, deeply stirred up waves within Japan.

It wasn't just Koizumi; his father's neoliberal reforms, which were exactly the same as his own, were also brought up again, and the two of them were harshly criticized as clowns in governing the country.

Upon receiving this news, Li Xinghe had no choice but to leave the air-conditioned room of the Ninth Bureau of Public Security and run to the Cabinet Residence.

Inside the official residence, Koizumi sat dejectedly on the sofa, while Takikawa Masami stood beside him with tears in her eyes. The couple remained silent.

Upon seeing Li Xinghe, the couple both asked:

"What should we do, Xinghe?"

It's just the media arguing; Koizumi only needs to deny it.

However, fueled by a wave of moral condemnation from the American media, and in retaliation for the martial law and de facto unconstitutional actions of the previous months, the opposition coalition finally rallied.

Perhaps in their view, with the backing of the Americans, Koizumi was left all alone when the Coastal Combat Brigade under the US-Japan Joint Forces was unable to be deployed, and he would collapse with just a kick.

Therefore, the opposition alliance had long been in contact with the United States, and with the endorsement of the US ambassador, it was only natural that they launched the "Russian Koizumi" attack.

During the parliamentary session, the opposition's remarks elicited bursts of laughter:

"The cost of food production for our citizens is rising by more than 20% every year, while the number of our prime minister's mistresses has increased by far more than 20%. This is also a kind of success."

"Japan's total fertility rate is 1.2, meaning that a couple will only have one child. Our Prime Minister, on the other hand, has successfully achieved a total fertility rate of 2.1, exceeding the generational replacement level. In this respect, the Prime Minister is indeed a role model for fertility."

"The Prime Minister can violate the national constitution by having the entire cabinet resign in 10 days, but what's wrong with violating the Family Law section of the Civil Code by having a child with his mistress?"

"If ordinary people are unable to have children due to poverty, then please, Your Excellency, have more children! Please have 100 children."

The parliamentary sessions were broadcast live on television, and could be watched on the television in Koizumi's home.

As the opposition party gained momentum, Koizumi's expression turned ashen.

He stared intently at Takikawa Masami's feet, not because he had a foot fetish, but because he was urging her to make a statement quickly.

Takikawa Masami knew that this marriage, existing in name only, was basically over, but she didn't expect it to end so quickly. She asked Li Xinghe:

"Is it too late to cry in front of the media now? Or do we have to announce to the public that we are divorced?"

This is a common method used by Japanese politicians to deal with marital scandals.

He made his wife cry on the news, then said that his wife had forgiven him/that they had agreed to divorce, and that the media should stop asking questions.

Shinjiro Koizumi, holding his phone, decisively followed up:

"Let's announce to the public that we've agreed to divorce. But because of her position as Prime Minister, she will continue to raise the children together and fulfill her social responsibilities as the Prime Minister's wife."

This is what is known as "divorced but not separated."

In fact, Li Xinghe had already figured it out.

Koizumi, that infatuated guy, was probably already planning to dump Takikawa Masami in one fell swoop and return to his idyllic life with a dozen or so mistresses. That's why he obediently agreed to announce the divorce.

In any case, his marriage to Masami Takigawa was an unexpected accident.

Takikawa Masami's tears, shed again, appeared rather poignant.

But what will Koizumi do after dealing with the mistress cheating scandal?

Many of his supporters were women who supported him because he was handsome. But after the mistress scandal, this core group suffered a significant loss.

"Should I resign now...?"

Koizumi began to back down.

Nitta Shohei, who was in charge of assisting the chief secretary, vehemently stopped Koizumi: "You can't fall now. Have you forgotten that you just rebuilt the Kiyokawa Policy Research Association? Once you fall with a political scandal, there will be no possibility of you rising again."

Li Xinghe also wouldn't allow Xiaoquan to back down, stating bluntly:

"This is a regime change operation originating from the United States. It's an alternative color revolution. We must strike hard against the opposition!"

The combined persuasion of his two aides brought Koizumi to his senses considerably, but he still lacked a strategy:

"But I... I can't..."

This is the frustrating problem of not being able to control one's crotch.

If Lee Sung-ha becomes prime minister, he will probably end up like Koizumi, since his womanizing ways are well-known.

Li Xinghe squatted down and patiently comforted this man who was almost 50 years old, encouraging him to think things through calmly.

"Didn't we just establish the Special Inspection Headquarters for the Unification Church? Have you forgotten how the Liberal Democratic Party, the Democratic Party of Japan, the Japan Restoration Party, and other parties conducted self-examinations and self-corrections during the days of the Unification Church Incident, but it was just a matter of giving them a warning in name only?"

It can be said that almost every right-wing politician in Japan has some connection with the Unification Church.