Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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"You've arrived."
"Don't rush, lie down."
Li Xinghe told her to continue lying down and affectionately touched her pregnant belly.
"Don't touch it, it's ugly. Touch my leg instead."
Valeria tucked in her belly and placed her straight breasts in Li Xinghe's hands.
Women generally don't like to show their less attractive features to their partners.
Incidentally, Valeria mentioned buying surplus military supplies:
"By the way, Ukraine has replied and says they can start arms negotiations at any time."
"Tell him to go to a nearby Chinese restaurant now."
The warlord faction represented by Valeria's former gymnastics coach has sent Ukrainian arms negotiation ambassador, namely the Ukrainian ambassador to Japan, Klinsky.
Half an hour later, he met with Li Xinghe at a Chinese restaurant.
"Time is of the essence, how many do you want to buy?"
"A brigade's worth of weapons."
Li Xinghe raised his finger, which greatly appealed to the Ukrainians.
Klinsky said directly:
“We have the goods on hand, so we can complete the transaction as quickly as possible.”
The ambassador pointed to the distant port of Tokyo Bay.
"Ah... ah?"
Li Xinghe suddenly realized, was this bastard referring to the batch of weapons that the United States ordered in South Korea?
He exclaimed:
"That's genuine American-made military aid..."
"Not only that."
Has the United States stopped providing military aid to Ukraine?
not at all.
For the US military-industrial complex, and even for many European diplomatic departments, Ukraine is their lifeline, their fertile ground. Without the slogan of aiding Ukraine, how can they legally and legitimately divide up the huge sums of aid funds? It should be noted that Congress, the media, and the public have been constantly criticizing the military-industrial complex, accusing them of excessively high R&D costs and extremely long equipment manufacturing cycles, which are seen as a trend of corruption and waste.
Faced with such overwhelming public opinion, the military-industrial complex is certainly not as adept at silencing people as the pharmaceutical complex.
Their new plan is to redirect the corruption towards the war between Ukraine and Israel. Even though the war in Ukraine has been frozen and Ukraine is barely surviving, the West continues to pour nominally huge amounts of military aid into Ukraine to build new defenses, establish new armies, and rebuild urban fortifications.
There's also an interesting rumor in Europe that 'Ukraine is the new Rhineland demilitarized zone.' To prevent Russian Nazis from crossing the Rhine, Europe and the United States must invest heavily in turning the demilitarized zone into a super-barrier zone.
Li Xinghe has no intention of commenting on whether comparing Ukraine to the Rhineland demilitarized zone is an endorsement of Russia's claim to sovereignty and unification of Ukraine, or an inappropriate analogy to the relationship between Nazi Germany and Russia. However, based on this officially constructed "fact," the Western military industry continues to provide relentless "aid" to Ukraine.
Ambassador Klinsky skillfully produced a price list:
"Eight Patriot air defense missile kits can form an air defense missile battery. In addition, there are a large number of Stinger air defense missiles, a large number of Javelin anti-tank missiles, tens of thousands of rifles, pistols and machine guns, and millions of various types of ammunition. M777 towed artillery, Carl Gustav artillery, Carnation, Hail... whatever you want, we have it... 120 M113 and M1117 armored personnel carriers, and about 30 T-72 tanks, enough for you to form a temporary force."
Ukraine's arsenals are piled high with surplus military equipment from various countries. These are pieces of equipment that, in theory, could support the construction of fortifications, but the Ukrainian military has no intention of keeping them.
The officers had only one thought: to sell them in the limited time they had left, in exchange for visas, cash, and living security to travel to Europe and America.
The list of purchases provided by the Ukrainian ambassador even included the M1 Abrams and Leopard 2, but Li Xinghe had absolutely no interest in spending an extra penny on them, so he decisively crossed them out.
The other party pleaded like the little match girl:
"Buy some, buy more!"
Li Xinghe selected 30 modernized second-hand T72 tanks, 120 M1117 armored personnel carriers, 8 Patriot missile defense vehicles, as well as a large number of towed artillery and auxiliary artillery radars, second-hand reconnaissance drones from Europe and the United States, to form a bankrupt version of a combined arms brigade.
"how much is it?"
$1.5 million.
Li Xinghe got up and left.
1.5 million is enough to buy a brand new Chinese heavy combined arms battalion. If these junk items were really that good, why doesn't Li Xinghe buy North Korean goods that are ten times cheaper? The Enqing Cannon could really blow the Reichstag building to smithereens on Reiwa Island.
Klinsky quickly grabbed Li Xinghe:
"1.2 million."
Li Xinghe made an outrageous demand:
"6000 million US dollars, and I'll take all the junk out of your warehouse."
He's only willing to collect scrap at a 10% discount.
The other party hesitated somewhat:
"A hundred million dollars is too much..."
Li Xinghe immediately gave him a sweet treat:
"I can send you an extra batch of US military green card visas, plus a business jet with relaxed regulations. How many people you can send depends on your own abilities."
Li Xinghe was able to officially forge a batch of military visas to allow Ukrainian personnel to travel to the United States.
For these Ukrainian military and diplomatic personnel who were making a profit without any initial investment, the equipment they received for free was worthless; their primary concern was making money for themselves and their families in Europe and America. Therefore, selling military supplies originally valued at $6000 million to $6 billion for $10 million—a bargain price—was a very worthwhile deal.
Thirty years ago, during the dramatic changes in Eastern Europe, the exact same thing happened in the military warehouses of the former Soviet Union and Eastern European countries.
Klinsky immediately shook hands with him readily:
"Deal! Cash on delivery."
"This is available in stock?"
Li Xinghe was even more shocked.
"Of course. Actually, we shipped a large batch of arms from Ukraine, originally intending to send them to the Philippines to be sold to the Filipino warlords. But the Filipinos didn't want to pay, so the arms had to be temporarily dumped in Tokyo Bay..."
The Philippines is also a hotbed of civil war. Factions such as the Marcos faction, the Duterte faction, local cliques, Maoist Chinese forces, Lebanese Chinese forces, and radical Muslims are fighting each other on the Philippine archipelago, giving it the feel of a 'battle of the monkey kings'.
However, the Philippine civil war is similar to the Burmese civil war, with bloodshed on the border while fighting remains relatively low-intensity in the cities, even appearing as a form of peaceful prosperity. International tourists can also watch from the rooftops of VIP buildings in Manila and Davao as extremist Muslims and government forces clash in the rainforest.
After a three-hour drive, and following the inspection and on-site transaction of the arms at the port, Li Xinghe readily paid and handed over the officially forged green card to Klinsky.
Back at the hospital, Valeria was already asleep, but Natasha, in her adorable and cute loli form, pulled along the newly arrived Nan Hao Nu, forming a pair of mischievous little girls.
Kids, don't let Li Xinghe leave:
"We also have some great stuff. Why don't you buy some?"
"It's expensive."
Li Xinghe shrugged.
He only likes to collect trash at a fraction of its original value, achieving his goals with minimal efficiency.
"Stingy, really stingy."
"You have to buy something, or I'm going to cry."
The two girls clung to Li Xinghe, determined to squeeze a huge amount of money out of him.
Of course, Li Xinghe wouldn't go so far as to withhold all the benefits from his allies, so he still handed over the money and picked up the sulking Nan Haonu:
"Let's start with 50 Jetway infantry fighting vehicles, and another 30 T-72 modified Type 915 tanks. This order should be worth at least $80 million, right? Let's add some drones, artillery, and shells, bringing the total to $100 million. I'll directly convert the money into procurement costs to purchase advanced second-hand industrial lathe production lines, mechanical parts, and various new agricultural varieties from the Japanese Agricultural Research Institute. What do you think?"
For North Korea, the US dollar was far less valuable than the goods that Lee Sung-ha had mentioned, and they were even goods that could not be bought. Therefore, after Nam Ho-nyeo applied, she made a deal with the general.
Li Xinghe also ceded benefits to Natasha:
"The 2002 Mi-8 helicopters cost $3 million each. I'll buy eight to form a squadron. I'll also get some old Russian S-series air defense systems to make it look impressive."
Natasha needed money to rebuild the Foreign Affairs Bureau's Tokyo station, so she quickly applied for approval.
In this way, Li Xinghe's bankrupt combined arms brigade appears even more superior. If the pilots are skilled enough, they could easily defeat the US Army's Stryker brigade.
"By the way, the previous oil project can now be launched. Let's prepare for the first shipment."
Natasha nodded knowingly. The bath oil project was launched.
Today, he spent a fortune on gold coins, squandering over a hundred million US dollars of military funds. This was all money Li Xinghe could embezzle in the future, so it truly pained him.
To recoup some of his losses, Li Xinghe labeled the trade as "spending $50 billion to purchase equipment from China, North Korea, Ukraine, and Russia at high prices from international contractors." Because of the sanctions imposed during the Russia-Ukraine war, Chinese weapons were difficult to acquire, so he had to buy secondhand equipment at exorbitant prices. Compared to a similarly sized US division that would cost hundreds of billions of dollars, this purchase was a very cost-effective deal.
At least I actually assembled a hypothetical enemy division in China, with men, guns, and tanks.
In the US military, this already represents 1% of patriotic elites and 100% public-spirited and loyal to the country.
Then, feeling perfectly justified, he deducted one trillion yen from this year's military spending and spent all the money in the books in one go.
"They've been too greedy!"
The two girls were extremely envious.
Li Xinghe defended himself by saying:
"How much? Where is it more? I've assembled a full-fledged Chinese hypothetical enemy division, although it's only a brigade-sized one right now."
Natasha and the South Beauty were both utterly speechless.
His level of embezzlement was truly unmatched by anyone else.
In short, Li Xinghe bought military surplus and second-hand junk everywhere, so much so that he had to temporarily pile up the excess goods in the cargo ship warehouse of the No. 13 timber yard.
When Zhang Xiaoqian and Xu Baofeng went to pick up the goods later, they were astonished to see the vast amount of military supplies piled up in the ship's hold, with varying levels of maintenance.
The plan to establish a decoy Chinese division to create a realistic illusion of the enemy is progressing very smoothly. The world has so much surplus military equipment that secondhand goods seem cheap.
After receiving the 120 billion yen payment from Li Xinghe, the Ukrainian government quickly made the money disappear without a trace. The forged green cards were also swiftly distributed among military leaders.
As for the so-called official private jet, it was actually just using the new ambassador's private jet.
As a result, when they woke up the next morning, the entire Ukrainian embassy in Japan, from top to bottom, had crammed onto a plane to fly to the United States. The Ukrainian government couldn't even get through to Tokyo by phone the following day, and upon learning of the situation, they had no choice but to entrust the matter to Ukrainian refugees in Tokyo.
However, these days, their only business is to get more Ukrainians to immigrate to Japan.
……
Valeria's due date is in the next couple of days, so Li Xinghe patiently sleeps in the hospital's care room.
However, that very night, Li Xinghe received a call from Princess Jiazi:
"No, my parents aren't taking the bait. Instead, they think I... I've been tricked by the fishing..."
To be fair, this Japanese family is indeed very vigilant and has a strong sense of family education. In particular, they teach the next generation not to be fooled by the far-right, which is a fundamental skill for their survival.
But given the state of Fumihito and his son Hisahito, even Yoshiko couldn't seduce him, which made Li Xinghe somewhat angry.
"What a piece of trash! You can't even do this little bit of work? Come out here, and I'll teach you how to dazzle your parents."
"Come out? It's nighttime now."
Unfortunately, Princess Kako did not have the habit of going out late at night, which made her vulnerable to being chased and scolded by the Imperial Household Agency and tabloids.
Helpless, Li Xinghe got up and kissed the sleeping Valeria and Natasha, as well as the woman who slept with him, Nan Haonu, before driving off. He first bought a sexy outfit from a lingerie store that was still open at night, along with some sexy lingerie from Qingniao Mama, and then drove straight to Princess Jiazi's secluded villa.
He knocked on the door repeatedly, and when Jiazi, dressed in conservative lingerie, opened it, Li Xinghe came in carrying a pile of clothes and threw them on the sofa for her to change into.
Yoshiko quickly shook her head.
Li Xinghe was speechless.
"You're already an old lady, didn't you wear sexy tank tops when you were young?"
"Huh!? I didn't!"
Kako certainly didn't. In her youth, she was severely reprimanded by the Imperial Household Agency and her parents simply for wearing trendy street dance clothes. In a sense, she was a semi-modern woman raised in a typical Confucian feudal family. Rules such as not going out at night, not wearing sexy clothes, and maintaining a dignified appearance were ingrained in her very being.
Li Xinghe felt even more helpless.
How can he still be such a feudal old man?
He pointed to the mirror in the living room and said:
"Take it off."
"Take it off?"
"Take off your clothes!"
Yoshiko stood in front of the mirror, her expression blank and speechless.
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