Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

This time, the South Korean Navy deployed a total of 6 guided-missile destroyers, 6 guided-missile frigates, 6 multi-purpose destroyers, 2 amphibious landing ships, 3 air squadrons, and a double-digit number of conventional submarines, forming the 666 Squadron, which can be described as its entire fleet.

……

In the delivery room.

Sasaki Toya lay on the bed, holding Fuji Hinako's delicate wrist with his left hand and tightly gripping Li Xinghe's arm with his right.

The nurse encouraged her to try harder:

"Your husband loves you very much; most people wouldn't go into the delivery room."

Sasaki Toya introduced the two people beside him:

"This is my husband, this is my wife, they both love me very much."

"?"

The nurse slowly typed out a question mark.

Seeing that Sasaki Toya was in a good mood, Li Xinghe kissed her, and then kissed Fuji Hinako, leaving the nurses completely bewildered.

The nurse could only focus on the delivery and encourage her:

"You've reached the end. As a first-time mother, you've had a very smooth delivery."

Sasaki Toya gripped Li Xinghe's hand tightly, and began to make lewd and vulgar jokes:

"It's okay, my husband's penis is big, it's already widened."

"what?"

With a speechless gasp of amazement from the midwife, Sasaki Toya's daughter was born safely. The elderly people outside the door stared at the little girl as if they were witnessing the sunrise.

But she didn't cry.

The nurse slapped his bottom, but he still didn't cry.

This kid is a bit stubborn.

Just as Li Xinghe was pondering what to do, Sasaki Toya on the bed was anything but weak. Covered in sweat, she grabbed the child and slapped his bottom repeatedly until it was swollen.

"You think you're so great, little girl!"

"Wow~"

The youngest daughter cried loudly.

Inside the room, outside the room

Amidst laughter, the women who had been anticipating, preparing, and deciding to spend their lives with Li Xinghe also made new decisions at this moment.

The youngest daughter's bottom was swollen from being spanked, while elite diplomatic bureaucrats from South Korea and Japan also suffered swollen faces.

With South Korea dispatching its 666th Fleet to Dokdo, the private negotiations among diplomatic officials have become meaningless. Both countries have extremely fanatical citizens who will undoubtedly push their ruling parties and prime ministers to engage in forceful confrontation.

Faced with such a massive political crisis, both South Korea and Japan, clutching their bruised faces, turned to their Northeast Asian neighbors for help.

Chosun Ilbo tweet:

"South Korea will send its Foreign Minister Cho Tae-yeol to visit Beijing on May 4."

NHK tweet:

"Japan will send Foreign Minister Shigeru Ishiba to visit Beijing on May 5."

A storm of war in Northeast Asia was also born on Dokdo, a small archipelago that was worthless yet invaluable, thanks to Li Xinghe's instigation.

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 5000 words. Because there are too many scenes, it's not appropriate to cut them out, so I'll just post all 5000 words at once.

Chapter 522: Night Raid on Dokdo, The Insects' Glimmer, The Japanese and Koreans (4300 words)

"God has appeared to us!"

The elderly men and women of the Divine Alliance, instead of being grateful for Li Xinghe's abundant and excellent fertility genes, attributed the child to a divine gift.

Fortunately, they were not so feudal.

Since it was a girl, when it came time to name her, Grandma Makoko asked Sasaki Toya:

What name are you going to use?

Du Ye appears carefree on the surface, but she's actually been secretly watching girl name analysis videos on Douyin (TikTok) for days, so she immediately blurted out:

"Sunflower, little sunflower."

Li Xinghe was pleasantly surprised.

I thought a girl like Sasaki Toya, with her outrageous behavior, would do something even more bizarre, but surprisingly, she's quite normal.

Sasaki Toya asked Fujihinako with a puzzled look:

"What's wrong? This is the most popular name for newborns in 2027."

Fujihinako looked blank, but she was actually in a good mood:

"pretty good."

This can be considered her daughter.

Sasaki gave birth at night, but Li Xinghe and the others did not leave. Instead, they held a small meeting at the community hospital.

At this time, this place encompassed different groups associated with Li Xinghe, such as the Ninth Bureau of Public Security, the Maleki Squad, the Qingshanzhuang Residents Group, and the Jian Family.

What should we call our organization?

"The Avengers?"

"Crisis Contract"

"Nine of rebellions."

Each person's organization name sounds incredibly cringeworthy.

A group of ambitious individuals sit together, subtly orchestrating chaos in Northeast Asia in a manner undetectable to outsiders.

Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei clapped her hands and said elegantly and naturally:

"Summarize intelligence information."

The Water Mirror Balance made the fake ice queen, Xianzi, read the news:

"South Korea has dispatched four of its available naval forces and an air wing, which are rushing to the waters around Dokdo/Takeshima."

Zhao Lieshu frowned and read aloud:

"There is considerable resistance from Japan. The attitudes of ministerial-level officials in various departments are rather ambiguous. It seems they do not want to be involved in the Dokdo dispute."

Li Daiyao then shared:

Both countries sent their foreign ministers to Beijing to request that a major power intervene and mediate.

While Northeast Asian countries are busy preparing for war, confrontation, and peace talks, what is the United States doing?

Maria, suppressing a laugh, said:

"The United States has urgently signed a humanitarian aid bill for the situation in Northeast Asia, allowing residents of Japan and South Korea to enter the country with U.S. visas and extend their stay."

In the past, people might have thought the US was acting out of humanitarianism. But after the devastation of the pandemic, the bombing of European oil and gas pipelines, and the loss of German and French industries to the US, even a fool would realize that this so-called humanitarian bill is simply giving wealthy Japanese and South Korean businessmen the green light to take their assets to the US.

Isn't this just stirring up a crisis so they can take the opportunity to plunder their brother's assets?

People around the world who have suffered losses more than once can quickly receive warnings from social media in the era of social media, even if they are not capable themselves.

Therefore, even independent media outlets in Japan and South Korea have been issuing alarms, urging citizens to be vigilant and pay attention to the capital flight from South Korea and Japan, and to find out which conglomerate is secretly transferring assets.

Li Xinghe burst into laughter upon hearing the news, truly lamenting the increasingly incompetent diplomatic abilities of the United States. He quipped to Eman:

"You don't need to make any special contact. Just create a trend, and the policies of the United States as a blood-sucking vassal state will follow like a shadow. Their brains are like sewers; they'll take in the toxic water that flows down."

Ayman shrugged, looking helpless.

It is very regrettable that since the Obama era, the traditional diplomatic elites in the United States have been gradually squeezed out of the top of the professional bureaucracy. The Trump era has directly interrupted the process of generational succession of elites. The current U.S. State Department is full of a bunch of idiots who believe in God to an excessive degree.

Gao Tiao asked Li Xinghe in May:

What should we do first?

Li Xinghe smiled, not in a hurry yet:

"No rush, let them play around for a while. We'll lie in wait in the financial markets first."

……

As the mastermind behind the chaos, regardless of the organization's name, Li Xinghe was remotely directing the outbreak of the crisis.

Li Xinghe sent a message to Dayue Chengyi, who was serving as the spiritual leader on Dokdo Island:

"Blow up the 'South Korean Consulate' monument."

The Korean Territory Inscription is a monument erected by South Korea on Dokdo Island to assert its sovereignty.

This monument was erected on the island in 2012 when the short-sighted Lee Myung-bak visited. Although Lee Myung-bak was a terrible person in terms of both appearance and character, this monument is extremely important to the Korean people, its status surpassing that of an ordinary object.

Meanwhile, Koichi Jōda, who was lurking among the fishermen, received orders to 'take the opportunity to sabotage the lighthouse's lights'.

So, Da Yuecheng led the fishermen, carrying explosives, and livestreamed the destruction of the South Korean territory marker on Douyin.

When the small, less than half-person-high monument was destroyed, cheers erupted on Japanese TikTok, with people overjoyed and directly insulting South Koreans, telling them to get out of Japan.

The reaction of South Koreans to this video was, naturally, hysterical frenzy.

They also have fascinating thought processes; some people make sarcastic remarks online:

"Little South Korea, you chaebol nation, kneel down! In any case, our high-ranking officials and nobles all kneel down when facing a colonial hegemon like Japan."

In addition, South Koreans wearing masks of Lee Jae-myung, Cho Kuk, Yoon Seok-youl, Lee Myung-bak, Park Geun-hye, and others knelt in front of the South Korean Ministry of National Defense, making a gesture of being bound and led by ropes, indicating that South Korea had surrendered, that all the prime ministers had knelt, and that they were all going to be beheaded by the Japanese.

Doesn't the Ministry of National Defense see this?

Why not attack?

The incident of the South Korean military's monument being destroyed by bombing has been brought to the forefront.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Chuzhang cut off the lighthouse's power supply and damaged the light bulbs.

Li Xinghe then contacted Zhao Juhuan:

"It's your turn to set off. Is your suicide squad ready?"

Zhao Juhuan's legs went weak, and he knelt down in his living room:

"Oh? Can I not go?"

He regretted it as soon as he posted the Douyin video. Now, it's not just Li Xinghe supporting him behind the scenes; the people and the military are also supporting him.

Li Xinghe urged:

"Don't worry, Dokdo has two small islands. There aren't many people on the North Island to begin with. I've already had the lighthouse cut off. You just need to rush to the North Island under cover of night and set up camp for the night. That should be enough to succeed."

With Li Xinghe's assurance, Zhao Juhuan, filled with anxiety, led dozens of his loyal brothers to a fortune teller to have their fortunes told. After receiving a "very auspicious" reading, they ate three meals' worth of hamburgers at a hamburger joint.

After finishing their meal, they wiped their mouths and boarded the small boat to Dokdo.

The night was silent, and a malfunctioning lighthouse prevented fishermen from seeing the coastline.

"Charge! Retake Dokdo!"

Zhao Juhuan and his brothers rowed their oars, traversing dozens of miles of sea, and climbed onto the northern coast of Dokdo.

After finally managing to climb onto the island under the cover of darkness, the Japanese fishermen on the opposite side had already noticed the problem, and dozens of them came rushing over in boats.

A stone hit Zhao Juhuan on the head, and he was stunned.

"This isn't what we agreed on!"

However, they were already in this position, and it was too late to run back. They could only follow Li Xinghe's instructions and either leave gloriously standing up or gloriously lying down.

"Brothers, let's fight!"

Zhao Juhuan roared and started fighting with the soldiers and fishermen.

The South Korean soldiers fought fiercely, smashing the Japanese fishermen's heads with rifle butts, and using iron bars, batons, and oars to beat them. Finally, thanks to a hot meal and a fortune telling session before they left, the starving soldiers fought desperately against the Japanese fishermen. After a bloody and violent brawl, they drove the fishermen away.

With his face covered in blood, Zhao Guhuan started a live stream on Douyin, where he roared hysterically: