Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

The right-wing group is now beginning to split, with a faction emerging that surrenders when it can't win, starting to act sarcasticly, and getting into a fight with the right wing.

Interspersed among the discussions were numerous lamentations from anime and manga fans:

"Why do you keep showing ○ God? Show me Nai Zi instead! You bunch of idiots who love small breasts, Nai Zi is the best! I'm going to fucking cum!"

Then some people accused him of pandering to China and South Korea, lacking any Japanese integrity. Do you think I don't know which side has more mobile games?

The on-site director's report, covered in sweat:

"Although there is a lot of public dissatisfaction, our viewership ratings have actually been rising rapidly."

Despite the online arguments, a good program with substance is always better than a program that talks the same old nonsense all day long.

Li Xinghe said definitively:

"Let's keep at this pace."

Meanwhile, other media outlets also began to follow suit.

If major Japanese media outlets have already knelt down, then even the Japanese Communist Party, a left-wing party that can barely be considered half-crouched, has its own party newspaper, Akahata, using extremely radical headlines:

"Japanese sub-imperialism is on the rise again! Red alert for war in Northeast Asia!"

The term "sub-imperialism" refers to regional powers that exist within the sphere of influence of imperialism, are subservient to imperialism, but also invade other countries and act as its henchmen. India, which inherited the colonial history of the British Empire, is the most typical example.

In the eyes of the Japanese Communist Party, Japan, which outwardly disguises itself but in reality follows American directives and continuously armaments itself in an attempt to escape the postwar state, is simply the most typical example of sub-imperialism.

The underground propaganda department of the All-China Students' Federation, which is affiliated with the China National Nuclear Corporation (CNNC), directly defined this incident as follows:

"The enemy is at the US-Japan Combined Forces Command!"

The party media of the Revolutionary Party also identified it as: "the source of imperialist culprits who led the Japanese Self-Defense Forces to turn into combat units and dragged Japan into the war."

In a sense, these leftists are not wrong.

Li Xinghe was indeed the instigator of the war.

Major mainstream media outlets unanimously used the term "threat of war," ambiguously omitting whose threat it was, but simply aiming to incite tension.

To prevent his department from being blown up, Li Xinghe returned to the Qingshan Command Headquarters and announced that the extended leave would continue.

"Okay, we've received notification from the Japanese government that there will be protests lasting at least a week, so everyone can have a holiday again!"

Everyone in the office happily packed up their files.

As soon as the holiday started, Li Xinghe gave out free travel vouchers, which made him incredibly happy.

Mei and Jill, bored, pulled Li Xinghe along:

"Can we start the wedding now? It's been delayed since January, it's been three months already."

"Didn't you say we had to wait until Sasaki Toya finished giving birth? It'll only be a few days."

Upon hearing Li Xinghe's answer, Jill retorted:

"Damn it, do you know how anxious we are?"

But her gaze was fixed on Maria and the others. They had already planned out the wedding, and now all they needed was some free time.

……

Completely unaware of the two impending disasters, Li Xinghe then wandered over to the headquarters of Sally ride-hailing service.

"application passed."

His application to designate an opposing division was approved.

Here, Wu Jianzhong introduced Li Xinghe to two special chess pieces that he had personally brought and that had just been suddenly put into use.

Wu Jianzhong introduced a short, flat-topped man with distinct Austronesian features:

"This is Koichi Zhang Da, whose Chinese name is Zhang Xiaoqian. He is 40 years old, from Liaoning, and is a descendant of a Japanese Communist family in Ryukyu who remained on the mainland. He is absolutely loyal and reliable. However, his current identity is that he served in the Chinese army and rose to the rank of battalion commander. He was arrested for embezzling logistics funds in the army, so he fled to Ryukyu to work as a firefighter. He was selected by you because he participated in port fire rescue during the Okinawa Incident."

Xiao Chu Zhang Da pulled out a thank-you note:

"I was indeed a firefighter at the port four months ago. However, this letter of appreciation still needs your signature."

Li Xinghe immediately picked up his pen and signed, praising Zhang Da's hard work in firefighting.

Thus, it is entirely reasonable for him to be selected by Li Xinghe and then serve as an officer in the hypothetical enemy division under the pretext of "heroic dedication to the United States" and "persecution in the Chinese army".

It can only be said that they truly live up to their reputation as the Communists. Although they seem slow in doing things, their ability to set up schemes is first-rate. They have been burying people on the Ryukyu Islands for several years.

The second person seemed more special.

He was of stocky build and had a face sculpted with typical Chinese features.

"This is Xu Baofeng, whose Russian name is Boris. He is from Heilongjiang. He is a retired company commander. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, his parents died, and he was sent to live and grow up on this side of the border as an orphan. After retiring from the army, he has been working as a border merchant and has been drifting around ever since. Two years ago, he was sentenced for smuggling guns and smuggled himself to Japan through a fellow villager from Heilongjiang. He is now going to pretend to be Runren, who has military experience in both countries."

"Good leadership!"

The eldest brother spoke with a standard Northeastern accent.

Li Xinghe examined it carefully and gave him special instructions:

“Your face needs some work done; it looks too Chinese. The Russians in the military camp can recognize you at a glance.”

This is a trace of growing up eating Chinese food and speaking Chinese. Due to the frequency of changes in the facial masseter muscles, the face shape is similar to that of Chinese people.

"Huh? What should we do then?"

Xu Baofeng touched his face, feeling perfectly normal.

"Grow a big beard to cover it up."

Of course, Li Xinghe hasn't realized the biggest problem yet. As a Russian registered as Han Chinese on his ID card, Xu Baofeng learned Russian as an adult on the border, and his accent is distinctly Han Chinese speaking Russian. But that's a story for later.

Li Xinghe clapped his hands to encourage them:

"Now you two are ready to join the Qingshan Command. Submit your application materials, and be sure to state that your identities have been personally approved by me."

He habitually pulled out two thick envelopes and handed them to them.

Wu Jianzhong pretended not to see it:

What are you going to do next?

Li Xinghe said:

“I need to go to the Sumiyoshi-kai, contact some far-right yakuza groups, and find some admirers of the ‘Blood Pact’ to do something big.”

"what?"

"Imagine if a Japanese civilian militia, during a period of political turmoil in South Korea, seized the opportunity to storm Takeshima (Dokdo) and reclaim their rightful island territory. Wouldn't that be reasonable? The US made us suffer such a huge loss over the Diaoyu Islands back then; how can I not return them now?"

Li Xinghe's actions regarding the Diaoyu Islands, at a time of economic crisis and internal problems in both countries, are as insane as dropping a nuclear bomb on Mount Fuji.

Japan and South Korea will inevitably clash over this, and the US-Japan-South Korea alliance will break down in less than six months.

"Wow, that's awesome, bro." The two newcomers were full of admiration.

This means that if Kou can go there, so can I.

Of course, in the Japanese's usual terminology, it would be called the "Takeshima assault landing and recapture operation"!

"Old Wu, Old Wu, say something!"

Li Xinghe turned around and saw that Wu Jianzhong had just fainted from fright.

"Get him to the hospital immediately!"

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's my 4800-word post.

The US is doing the same thing it did with the China-Japan-South Korea Free Trade Agreement back then, and now it's doing the same thing with the US-Japan-South Korea alliance—it's a kind of boomerang.

Chapter 520: The Sixth Heavenly Demon King Li Xinghe and the Koreans sit at the children's table (4700 words)

Hibiya Hospital.

After being examined in the emergency room and confirmed to have only high blood pressure, Wu Jianzhong was moved to a regular ward.

The first thing Old Wu said when he woke up was:

"Is my hair still there?"

As a middle-aged person, I really can't afford to lose this thinning hair.

Beside the bed, Li Xinghe, who had angered Old Wu to the point of fainting, coughed twice. Everyone, in unison, lied to their even thinner heads:

"Yes, they are all here."

Judging from their expressions, Wu Jianzhong knew they were lying. He sighed and asked Li Xinghe to explain why he was doing this at this time.

Li Xinghe calmly explained to himself:

"We must note that this is the most politically dysfunctional moment for the United States, Japan, and South Korea. In the United States, the incompetent Trump and a group of Democratic lawmakers are fighting for the election; in South Korea, several parties are sending each other to prison for the presidency; and in Japan, the power struggle between the government and the cabinet has led to the prime minister closing the parliament."

The United States may now only regret that it left so many island disputes behind in the past because it detained China, Japan and South Korea, but it never expected that it would be unable to control the situation today.

Li Xinghe then began his practical demonstration:

"When Japan and South Korea go to war over the Takeshima crisis, who will South Korea turn to for help? Who will Japan turn to for help? Will they dare to back down? The United States sees two dogs, both of whom are like shit on its palms and backs, so can it say anything to either of them?"

Stirring up the Takeshima/Dokdo dispute at this time is a calculated move to sow discord between Japan and South Korea, as well as between these two countries and their "other father."

Because South Korean lawmakers cannot back down, otherwise they will absolutely not succeed in the election; Japan cannot back down either, because Koizumi is still the prime minister and dares not back down; the United States simply cannot control the two dogs, and favoring one will cause the other to become disloyal. This creates a model of a game of cowards, with none of the three parties willing to back down, thus the US-Japan-South Korea relationship will break down at this point.

Li Xinghe's plan was simple, but efficient.

If any issues arise regarding Dokdo, relations between Japan and South Korea will immediately plummet to a freezing point.

If we could take advantage of this time to send Chinese and Japanese ambassadors to interact again, and have the Japanese ambassador say some polite things like "Japanese culture originated from China," it would immediately cause a large-scale increase in the number of Japanese colonists who were vulnerable.

If either Japan or South Korea falters, it would be an unacceptable disaster for the United States behind the scenes.

Wu Jianzhong also knew the importance of the plan, so he sighed affirmatively:

"Alright, you have a lot of autonomy now, so go ahead and do it. But make sure it's small... oh, it doesn't have to be dangerous. Just have Xiao Chu Zhang Da take a few people and do it, right?"

He pointed to the small one and Zhang Da, and Li Xinghe immediately clapped his hands:

"of course."

This could also serve as the first combat operation for the hypothetical enemy division.

Pretending to be the Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Force, they attacked South Korean territory.

"I come."

Xiao Chuzhang has a mild temper and accepts challenges.

After exchanging contact information with them and confirming that Xiao Zhangda and Xu Baofeng were still working as ride-hailing drivers, Li Xinghe felt even more that investing in Sally ride-hailing was a stroke of genius. Thanks to the special technical visas for drivers, tens of thousands of Chinese people have already crossed the ocean to enter the Japanese job market.

As long as we can find a way to get the Japanese Immigration Bureau to lower the apparent immigration figures when compiling immigration data at the end of the year, this approach can be used for several more years.

……

The next day.

The Japanese Diet has reopened.

No sooner had the members of parliament returned to their seats than they launched a second impeachment motion against Prime Minister Shinjiro Koizumi.

An agreement?

Who cares about the previous agreement?

Once the Diet was fully prepared and the members returned to their familiar meeting rooms, they immediately and audaciously began organizing against Shinjiro Koizumi. Declaring martial law in Tokyo, suppressing the Diet, and burning down the Diet building—it was utterly outrageous!

Power, if not used, will expire and become worthless.

With the impeachment proceedings reopened, members of parliament have also begun scrutinizing the government budget and are hunting down Koizumi Shinjiro's few remaining close associates.

"The budget has been approved, right? That won't do. We have to stop it. Every expenditure must be carefully reviewed. Not a single penny can be overlooked."

Koizumi was astonished to hear that the Diet had turned against him after reopening.

"Didn't we agree on this from the beginning?"

He probably didn't know that the person who swore an oath by the Luo River had been infamous for eternity.

It just so happens that Li Xinghe and Lu Yuchi Huayingmei are both at the Cabinet Office today, discussing the Tokyo gubernatorial election. This election has been progressing slowly due to the arson attack on the Diet Building and the strike by Masayuki Ohara last year. The Liberal Democratic Party is unwilling to invest its resources because it does not benefit from the election, so many candidates are looking for an opportunity to rise to the top in one fell swoop.

The result is that there are Trump clones everywhere.