Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Li Xinghe, on the other hand, continued to smile, hiding in a corner like a hip-hop nobleman.

Trump just likes to apply maximum pressure, then resort to shameless tactics and tantrums to force the other side to make concessions. After wasting years of diplomatic trust, he then smugly tells everyone that he has won.

Does Na Chuanbao like my extreme pressure?

In the evening, Scarlett personally drove to the Cabinet residence to deliver Li Xinghe's cell phone:

"A phone call. The other party was the Deputy Secretary of Defense, a close friend of Trump, billionaire Stephen Feinberg, and a senior executive of a major arms manufacturing company."

The military-industrial complex reacted faster than the White House.

After all, they are deeply rooted in the US military and are frantically exploiting it. Japan pays them hundreds of billions of dollars every year. If Japan really wants to break away from the US-Japan alliance, the military-industrial complex will be the first to object.

Li Xinghe answered the call, and an old man on the other end started cursing:

"Damn it! What are you doing? How could you allow the Coastal Combat Brigade to leave the camp without authorization, Major G, and blockade the US military base?"

Li Xinghe shrugged and replied:

"I'm sorry, but the Coastal Combat Brigade isn't exactly docile because the Japanese Prime Minister promised them green cards, but the U.S. isn't giving them any pay raises. Unless the Department of Defense can provide another large bonus, replenish tanks, armored vehicles, portable missiles and helicopters, improve their operational environment, increase their salaries and benefits, and give them U.S. green cards."

The Deputy Minister was momentarily speechless.

A green card? A raise?

Don't be ridiculous. The US military can't even pay the overseas allowances to the top officers of its fleets stationed abroad, which has led to a severe shortage of manpower and rampant drug use in each fleet. Where would they get the money to issue green cards to these Ukrainians?

He continued to urge:

"I don't care about green cards, I demand that you immediately transfer the Coastal Combat Brigade back to the barracks!"

As the person in charge on site, Li Xinghe countered with a question:

What are the specific requirements of the Ministry of National Defense?

"Of course, it's to resolve the damned crisis of the Japan-led alliance!"

The Ministry of Defense hopes to avoid causing a breakdown in the alliance.

Li Xinghe certainly had a plan. He instigated Koizumi to block the road today precisely for this reason. He said:

"Then I request that the reason be made public is that the Patriot missile system interceptor at Yokota Air Base struck the C-32A business jet during a erroneous flight, which led to the accidental death of Finance Minister Jay Chambord."

Feinberg was stunned:

"Oh? Is that so?"

So this old man didn't even watch the live stream?

Li Xinghe said, to be precise:

"Um... well, if you watch the live stream from that day, you'll see that the PLA's missile battery in Japan was randomly firing PAC interceptor missiles, which caused several fires, the deaths of two Japanese, and injuries to 17 Japanese. You can see in the live stream that one of the interceptor missiles hit the plane, causing it to burst into flames."

The Ministry of National Defense on the other end of the phone started to get creative.

Yes, it wasn't the Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Force acting crazy; it was actually the US military stationed in Japan that killed Jay Chambord.

Thus, the so-called toughness repeatedly displayed by Shinjiro Koizumi has no basis for legitimacy.

In this way, only the US military would be embarrassed, exposing its weaknesses to the Japanese, but the US would maintain local stability in the diplomatic situation. Japanese officials would back down gracefully, and the US would preserve its East Asian stronghold, resulting in a win-win situation for all.

The truth of the matter can no longer be investigated.

The US dollar and the Japanese yen will truly begin to decouple, just as the US and Japan seem to be decoupling under Li Xinghe's meddling.

The old man on the other end of the phone pressed the mute button, seemingly talking to someone else.

Thirteen minutes later, without the consent of the White House, the President's Office, Congress, or the Department of Defense, the Deputy Secretary of Defense, Stephen Feinberg, who effectively represented the military-industrial complex, nodded to Li Xinghe:

"Let's do it this way."

"As ordered."

Li Xinghe put down his phone, and the American flag sticker on his arm patch fluttered to the ground. The surrounding soldiers didn't seem to care, casually stepping on the fallen flag patch with their military boots.

Li Xinghe just laughed and scolded:

"Which prisoner has such trendy skills? Did he do this while smoking marijuana? I'll shoot him later."

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Chapter 513: The Great Battle of Mother and Son's Childbirth, Tokyo Report by Li Xinghe (5100 words)

December 1, late at night.

Jay Chambord's team, who spent two consecutive April Fool's Days in the Eastern US and Tokyo, have become utterly worthless.

Li Xinghe, along with several battalion commanders and guards, directly sealed off the Cabinet residence.

Koizumi sat on the sofa, continuously drinking tea.

"How will the United States retaliate against me?"

This was a question that Koizumi couldn't avoid all night.

Li Xinghe shrugged and said:

"Nothing will happen."

"Nothing will happen?"

In response to Koizumi's disbelief, Li Xinghe asked in return:

"Of course, do you think the US has carried out any direct subversion against its allies after withdrawing from Afghanistan?"

Direct subversion is out of the question, as the United States' existing strategic reserves are almost entirely insufficient to wage localized wars. Starting with the Ukraine war and the Gaza conflict, the US military-industrial complex, having exhausted all its efforts, found a new way to cover its debts in foreign war aid when the path of massively embezzling military equipment R&D funds after 2000 became increasingly ineffective. In recent years, it has been busy embezzling funds from unregulated overseas war aid.

As for how and where to embezzle after this path ends, the military-industrial complex has only one concept: if China follows the expansionist path expected by the United States, starting to beat and annex neighboring countries, they will participate according to the established plan, providing limited aid and taking advantage of the situation to the fullest extent. However, when China shows signs of wanting to fight a global war with the United States, the military-industrial complex is at a loss.

Li Xinghe patted Xiaoquan on the shoulder:

"The United States has a peculiar expectation regarding its competition with China. They believe that if China wants to expand outwards, it must first engage in localized expansion, just like Russia's attack on Ukraine. Therefore, the US Department of Defense's established plan is to provoke limited wars against China in Myanmar, Vietnam, South Korea, the Philippines, Mongolia, Taiwan, and Japan, replicating the Ukraine and Israel models. You are both the Prime Minister of Japan and a general on the front lines of the confrontation. The United States dares not touch you; on the contrary, they will try to appease you."

The United States has been waiting to provoke local conflicts, but who knew that China would be so steadfast? Whether it's the conflict in northern Myanmar or the standoff in the Philippines, China has been reluctant to get involved in the war and become a sanctioned Russia. Instead, China seems to be holding back, ready to deliver a fatal blow to the United States. This has left the Department of Defense and Congress unsure of how to respond.

"So...what are the specifics?"

Koizumi's confidence recovered somewhat.

Li Xinghe naturally knew them all by heart:

"Doing American"

Allies are deadly, but being an enemy of the US is less so. At worst, they'll have journalists criticize you, university professors report you, dig up your mistresses and expose them to the light of day, find your illegitimate children, expose your private income, and plaster posters on every Republican-affiliated American social media and app every day to harass you.

That doesn't seem too dangerous?

Upon hearing Li Xinghe directly mention his mistress, Koizumi looked at Takikawa Masami somewhat awkwardly.

But Takikawa Masami, being of mixed Japanese and French descent, shrewdly displayed the patience of a Yamato Nadeshiko, quickly sitting down next to Li Xinghe while holding her pregnant belly, and taking his hand with concern:

"Then how should we deal with it?"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, the woman went on a groping spree.

Li Xinghe then pulled out a brochure from Gao Tiao Wuyue's online marketing company:

"This is the contact information for a personal secretary I can absolutely trust; she owns an online troll company. My answer is to manage your persona like an idol. The more the US incites the media, journalists, and professors to attack and report you, the more you should say it's slander from your opponents. If they want to expose your mistress, say it's suppression from them. Don't worry, all the major media outlets affiliated with the Democratic Party will help you cover for yourself."

Takikawa Masami asked in a sweet voice:

"If it involves income..."

Li Xinghe's eyes widened in surprise:

"Then they owe a truck to send them to another world."

Unfortunately, the Koizumi family's private income is a taboo subject, as a large portion of it involves Li Xinghe secretly transferring profits. Arresting Koizumi is tantamount to assassinating Li Xinghe; it's a genuine attempt to become a figure of the second dimension (physical).

Seeing that Koizumi's expression was still not good, Li Xinghe continued to pat his chest and guarantee:

"If there are assassins, political subversion, or counterattacks, rest assured, I will help you stop these crazy people's unrealistic fantasies from the Qingshan Intelligence Building."

At this point, Li Xinghe had almost explicitly told Koizumi that he had close ties with the US intelligence community.

If it were a seasoned politician like Kishida or Ishiba sitting here at this moment, they would probably already be secretly plotting how to distance themselves from him, but Koizumi didn't even understand the hints.

It's April now, and as a precaution, Koizumi has decided to resign around September. Because by October, various year-end statistical calculations and next year's budget will begin to be compiled. Given this year's situation, the economy is definitely in a mess, and the budget will be fiercely debated. It's better to take this opportunity to step down, hide behind the scenes to rebuild and expand the Ching Ho Kai faction, let a fool take the blame for a few months, and then make a comeback when the Democratic Party comes to power next year.

He breathed a sigh of relief, finally relieved that he no longer had to live in fear.

That's why Koizumi felt a sense of relief.

get up.

He stood up restlessly, coughed twice, and said:

"Well, since it's been quite dangerous lately, I'll be staying at a hidden hideout at night under the protection of the security team. Xinghe, you should arrange for the soldiers to continue protecting Yamei and the child tonight."

"of course."

Li Xinghe could tell at a glance that Koizumi was going to see his mistress and illegitimate child, but he didn't care. As long as the media didn't expose it, he didn't care if he slept in the Imperial Palace tonight.

"Also, I have a surprise for you."

It was midnight on April 2nd. The gates of the Cabinet Office opened, and two women in suits, accompanied by their secretaries and aides, gracefully entered. They were none other than the stunningly beautiful Ms. Kaoru Mami and the exquisitely petite and perfect Ms. Hina Chiyo. Airi Sato, Tsukiyo Kokubun, and others accompanied them.

Koizumi gave a brief introduction:

"I have appointed Ms. Ma, a counselor at the Criminal Investigation Bureau, to head the joint special investigation team for the Yokota bombing case, with Ms. Chiyo assisting her."

After signing the letter of appointment as Prime Minister, Koizumi ran off with his secretary.

Mikaru held the letter of appointment, somewhat speechless:

"Is he in such a hurry?"

Li Xinghe spoke the truth:

"He has many mistresses, and he might visit several on April Fool's Day to comfort several women and children."

However, such teasing only made the mothers and girls stare at Li Xinghe with disdain.

Are you insulting yourself with that statement?

Many people outside know that Koizumi and Seikawa are like-minded cronies.

So Li Xinghe promptly shut up.

Mikasa and Chiyo were unaware of the situation, so they were only there in name only; in reality, Li Xinghe himself was in charge of the entire investigation.

He launched the missiles himself, investigated them himself, and closed the case himself.

But the restless Takikawa Masami couldn't resist pulling Li Xinghe into the bathroom. She covered her soaked skirt and pleadingly clung to Li Xinghe's leg:

"When is your mom leaving? I need to settle down soon... I can't wait any longer..."

She got up too.

Just as Li Xinghe was about to refuse, Takikawa Masami lay on the bathroom sink, slowly rolled up her skirt, and pulled down the hem of her stockings, revealing her glistening, moist vulva. Her legs wrapped around Li Xinghe's waist like water snakes.

"You haven't spent time with me for over a week."

Left with no other choice, Li Xinghe had to act quickly and decisively, stepping forward to enter the Prime Minister's wife's garden.

"Ah~"

Takikawa Masami didn't try to hide her moans; rather, it was precisely because Li Xinghe's mother was there that she deliberately revealed their private affair. The reason was quite simple: she wanted his mother to know.

However, the Jian family is different from other families.

The Jian family is a peculiar Shinto family that has maintained its lineage internally for a long time, and Li Xinghe is the divine son of the main family.

So, Mikasa and Chiyo Hinaki's faces darkened, and when Li Xinghe came out of the bathroom, he was dragged out by his mothers.

Upon leaving the Cabinet Office, Li Xinghe was arrested and interrogated.

Mikasa angrily pinched Li Xinghe's ear:

"So, when you're at the Cabinet Office, you're just having sex with Koizumi's wife every day?"

Chiyo Hinaki also pinched Li Xinghe out of jealousy:

"Your hobbies are so much in sync with Koizumi's!"