Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Takikawa Masami looked at her youngest daughter somewhat awkwardly, not expecting the girl to be so skilled:

“Dad often takes advantage of the time he takes me out to play to meet his mistress. I’ve already met one, two, three… at least six aunties, right? Don’t worry, as long as you give me an extra 5 yuan of pocket money every month and let that handsome guy come to our house more often, I won’t tell anyone.”

6?

Takikawa Masami knelt in front of the door, feeling utterly defeated.

……

6:30 a.m.

The Koizumi father and son returned from Yokosuka completely dazed after a sleepless night.

The whole "Guangxia Regeneration" thing didn't catch them at all; instead, a large amount of drone debris manufactured with parts from North Korea, Russia, and China was found at the scene. And according to Japanese political conventions, dealing with Sino-Japanese issues during an election year is very sensitive. The side with the advantage, ironically, cannot use this tactic.

But they learned from Li Xinghe that they were not in a superior position at all.

"The top-secret intelligence provided by Director Akiba is as follows..."

After hearing this, Shinjiro Koizumi was speechless with astonishment:

"What? Kishida Fumio is going to turn against us?"

Even Koizumi himself didn't expect that the four-eyed guy who was smiling at him yesterday had actually been plotting to betray him in secret.

But while Kishida could plot in secret, the father and son had to win him over.

The main problem is that Japan's prime minister is not directly elected.

In the first phase of the nationwide general election, the people voted for political parties. But in the second phase of the parliamentary elections for the ruling party, the people could only watch helplessly as the prime minister and cabinet became products of internal collusion between various parties.

Therefore, as prime ministers, the Koizumi family had to do everything in their power to support the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) in the national elections in Japan. At this time, the Koizumi family and Fumio Kishida were comrades-in-arms in the same trench. However, once the LDP came to power, the two sides would have to fight a major internal battle over who would be prime minister.

"Then now..."

The Koizumi father and son had no choice but to continue negotiating, and it was clear to everyone that there was nothing they could do, since the initiative lay with Fumio Kishida.

Li Xinghe glanced at his phone and shrugged helplessly.

"I...I have something urgent to do. My mom is angry, and I have to go and reshoot some TV dramas."

Misato's mother got angry and told him to go to the film set immediately and reshoot the last three episodes.

Lee Sung-ha slept at the Prime Minister's house overnight, and in the morning, he rushed to the film set and, under Misato's direction, finished filming the remaining scenes. The series continued its absurdist comedic style, dealing with sensitive topics such as political bribery and resource transactions. Lee Sung-ha's imitations were remarkably realistic, almost unrealistic.

After all, that's what he does every day.

After filming, the TV station's publicity staff arrived, and Tsutsumi Rei herself came to the scene to give her mother-in-law strong support.

Misato patted Li Xinghe's hair and shrugged, much like her son:

"The TV series still needs some promotion, so you... Ah Xun recommended that I make more use of your little lover."

For someone who's been around the film and television industry for a long time, this kind of romantic relationship is nothing new.

Soon, filming for the television program began.

Remi Tsutsumi made a warm entrance, shaking hands with the beautiful Nozomi Sasaki and the clear-eyed and lovely Haru:

"The first season of 'The Story of a Female Civil Servant' has successfully concluded. Thank you for your strong support, and we will continue to work hard to inject absurd political comedy elements into Japanese dramas."

According to the script, she addressed everyone:

"During the break following the completion of the first season, Fuji TV will broadcast 'Civil Servant's Sharp Commentary Time,' co-hosted by Ms. Haru and Ms. Nozomi Sasaki. This will serve as our evening news's 'sabbatical political comedy,' continuing our style of absurd political comedy and offering sharp commentary on current affairs! Please welcome us!"

The staff on site applauded, imitating that there were audience members present.

Then, according to the script, people were sent on stage to pretend to be passersby and be interviewed.

Reimi Tsutsumi asked, "If Prime Minister Koizumi and Prime Minister Kishida were to compete for the same position, who would you choose?"

A scriptwriter simulating a fat boy pretends to have a hard time choosing:

"Ugh, it's hard to say. If I choose Koizumi, there will be even more foreigners around me, which is annoying; but if I choose Kishida, he'll raise taxes on us again. Well... if I really have to choose, I hope it's not either of them. Can we choose someone else?"

For the Japanese people, this prime ministerial candidate might be like the difference between poop-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored poop.

Koizumi is handsome but incompetent; Kishida is capable but disliked.

Koizumi's policy was to give more rights to foreign permanent residents, which undoubtedly meant that foreigners would have to spend more money to attract foreign investment; Kishida's policy was to increase taxes on the people, making them pay for the huge defense spending themselves.

Japanese people, who both dislike foreigners and want their money, are caught in a dilemma: the government wants to raise taxes, but they don't want to pay for it themselves. They are left with no choice but to accept the increased number of foreigners and the higher taxes they pay.

Choose one of the two options.

But Li Xinghe suddenly realized:

“That’s right, that’s it, raise taxes! Kishida will increase taxes and living expenses for ordinary people. We, on the other hand, will implement a tax reduction policy and a winning economic strategy that attracts foreign investment.”

Surprisingly, the variety show scriptwriters at Fuji Television had foreseen the strengths and weaknesses of the two competitors even earlier than Li Xinghe.

Idiot, the problem is the economy!

Li Xinghe's brain immediately started working at lightning speed.

He immediately left the filming location and, under Misato's furious glare, quickly contacted Shika Mikioka and Eimi:

“Kishida wants to return to the palace. I think it’s time to assassinate those close to Kishida Fumio to deter them.”

The most suitable person to assassinate Fumio Kishida would be his secretary.

When Fumio Kishida was prime minister, he forcibly promoted his eldest son to prime ministerial secretary, hoping to pave the way for his son Shotaro to enter politics. However, this son acted as if he were not his own son, quickly creating two nationally notorious prime ministerial scandals and causing his father countless troubles. As a result, Kishida had no choice but to make the difficult decision and dismiss his eldest son.

Of course, Li Xinghe wouldn't go so far as to kill Kishida Fumio's eldest son.

At this time, Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei was vying for the remnants of the disbanded Aso faction in the parliament, and she provided information to Li Xinghe:

“There’s a guy named Katsuki Arai, his former trusted political secretary. He was forced to resign because of his homophobic remarks, but he’s actually been secretly helping Fumio Kishida raise illicit funds. He also wants to bribe me. I’ll give you his number.”

Li Xinghe sat down and discovered that this person was among the missed calls he had made that day.

He sent it over with a puzzled look:

"Is it this person?"

"it's him."

Lu Yuchi, Hua Yingmei, and Mei are affirming this.

After ending the call, Li Xinghe decided to start by taking action against Kishida Fumio's black-collar secretary in order to restore the Blood Alliance's national influence.

He used a public phone to contact them back. With Arai Katsuki's assurance that "there are absolutely no cameras" and "he will absolutely not be discovered," Li Xinghe contacted Fuji Hinako and went to Arai Katsuki's office.

His promise was true; it was indeed in a poor alleyway without cameras.

But once you step into the office, you'll discover a completely different world. It's luxuriously decorated and elegantly styled, prepared entirely to resemble a reception room.

A large sum of cash was laid out on the guest table.

The fat and old Katsuki Arai had a big smile on his face:

"Chief, this is a sum of 5000 million yen. We hope you will consider cooperating with us to provide incriminating information about Prime Minister Koizumi."

5...5000 million?

Li Xinghe almost thought he wasn't seeing things.

If it were 5000 billion yen, Li Xinghe might change his plans, but 5000 million yen is only enough to buy a studio apartment in Tokyo. There is absolutely no need for Li Xinghe to change his mind for Kishida Fumio.

He first used CIA equipment to confirm that there were no cameras at the scene and that he had not left any shoe prints, fingerprints, or other traces before opening the door.

"What is this...?"

“I also contacted people.”

Li Xinghe said, "Please let Fujinanako-nee, whose expression is cold and who looks like a midnight ghost, come in."

Did you bring the items?

Fuji Hinako took out her suitcase, pulled out an American-made silenced pistol, and handed it to Li Xinghe.

Arai Katsuki then realized something was wrong and was about to run away.

"you……"

But it was too late.

When Arai Katsuki realized that Li Xinghe's actions were completely illogical, Li Xinghe had already pressed a gun to Arai Katsuki's head and then ruthlessly pulled the trigger.

Boom!

A slight sound rang out, and Katsuki Arai's brains spun rapidly, causing him to spit out blood and collapse into a chair.

"It looks better this way."

Fuji Hinako placed a few fresh flowers on the bullet wound on Arai Katsuki's head.

At that moment, Sasaki Toya also came in; she had chased after him herself.

With her eight-month pregnant belly bulging, she happily pulled out the scalpel: "I've been so bored! What can I do?"

"You can do whatever you want, just don't leave any traces."

As Li Xinghe spoke, he saw Sasaki Toya disembowel Arai Katsuki, stuff money into his stomach, and scoop out his heart and liver, throwing them into a vase.

"Does this look good?" she asked, turning around.

Li Xinghe smiled and praised Du Ye:

"Quite artistic!"

"Move downstairs, that way the police will find it more easily."

The three of them put on raincoats and began their secret operation.

Finally, a scene of death unfolded before my eyes.

In a deserted alley corner, an extravagant wooden desk stood on the street, adorned with writing implements. Katsuki Arai's body lay in the desk chair. Flowers were inserted into the bullet holes above his head, his chest had been cut open, his heart removed and placed in a vase, and his abdomen was stuffed with bundles of Japanese yen, covered with straw.

Looking at this extremely bizarre scene, Li Xinghe felt no fear, but rather a sense of artistic beauty.

Impoverished alleyways contrast with luxurious wooden tables, offices are set up on main roads, and even the dead are said to have hidden wealth, with flowers and plants growing inside – all creating a unique and evocative scene.

I have a feeling that if I do things with my antisocial older sister, Fujinakako, a few more times, I'll turn into Hannibal Lecter myself.

"Time is of the essence."

Sasaki Toya reminded him.

So, Li Xinghe spread out Xuan paper on the desk in front of him and began to write with great skill:

"The Blood Alliance addresses the entire nation: The puppet government of the Japanese colony, a post-World War II regime established by the Americans in Japan, now has no soldiers left to use, has exhausted the people's wealth, and is beyond saving from its abyss. Instead, it has seized national funds for its own private gain. Mr. Fumio Kishida has been using illicit funds to bribe bureaucrats; the list is on his desk. He has executed Katsuki Arai as punishment. People, do not vote for the Liberal Democratic Party! Rise up and resist! Drive out all the American occupying forces!"

Then the three men wiped away all traces, turned and left, without taking Kishida Fumio's list of bribed individuals.

It was already late at night.

The next morning, when the residents who woke up and went downstairs saw Katsuki Arai with flowers blooming on his head, their screams were almost like an atomic bomb hitting the ground.

The police officers who arrived at the scene were also heartbroken and dared not approach.

The reporters, quick to respond to the news, were brave enough to compete to photograph the Blood Pact's documents and Kishida Fumio's bribery list.

On this day, the murder of Fumio Kishida's corrupt secretary and the Blood Alliance became trending topics.

"Breaking news! The Blood Alliance, the group that wiped out the four CIA agents last year, has made a move!"

"Seven people who passed by were terrified."

With cherry blossoms growing on its head, blood-stained coins stuffed in its arms, and tender green grass sprouting, the corpse of Katsuki Arai does indeed reach a certain level of artistry. Therefore, although the photos were banned across the entire internet, they circulated widely online.

Currently, no one categorizes the Naturalization Movement and the Blood Alliance together; instead, they are seen as rivals.

The two organizations have very distinct styles of operation. Guangxia Gengsheng pursues the idea that explosions are art, bombing the Yasukuni Shrine, headquarters, and helicopters, the bigger the sparks, the better. However, they don't cause many casualties, and have a very obvious left-wing style of operation.

Nichiren Akira of the Blood Pact, on the other hand, has a completely different style, emphasizing killing. He doesn't act unless absolutely necessary, but when he does, several lives are lost in a single strike, or he presents you with a kind of Japanese-style saki (death) art exhibition. This perfectly embodies the madness and perversion of the Japanese right wing.

Fumio Kishida, on the other hand, was caught in a wave of public criticism.

More importantly, under Li Xinghe's guidance, Japan's far-right began to break away from the Liberal Democratic Party and attempted to create bloodshed to warn and threaten the government, just like the Blood Pact.

Kishida Fumio's next target group, Li Xinghe's base, started running under Li Xinghe's command.

The author says:

Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4700 words. It got longer and longer as I wrote, and even now I feel it's not quite perfect. Am I turning into Hannibal Lecter?