Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Princess Kako smiled sweetly and continued to plead:

"Could we consider having Hisahito enroll in the East Asia Exchange Academy? I heard that this newly established academy accepts students with recommendation letters."

Li Xinghe immediately refused:

"That won't do!"

Li Xinghe was shocked. No, absolutely not.

Although the East Asia Exchange Academy is purely a prestigious institution for career advancement, the threshold for achieving that prestige is different. It is a cradle for training diplomats and politicians, and those who study here are the new generation destined for political power. Hisahito, on the other hand, is a plaything controlled by the Imperial Household Agency, far removed from real power.

Trains on different roads cannot merge.

Why?

Princess Kako was still trying to act cute, but Li Xinghe objected directly:

“Princess Kako, the simplest reason is that we can’t let Hisahito enter the East Asia Exchange Academy. It would lower our average IQ and reduce the value of our degrees. Please let him go back to the University of Tsukuba. He was originally scheduled to go to the University of Tsukuba, then it was reversed to going overseas. The public opinion has been flipped several times.”

At this point, Li Xinghe had already realized that the Imperial Family's opportunistic intervention was not a coincidence.

It was intentional.

In short, Li Xinghe and the East Asia Exchange Academy were determined not to bring back the idiot Yu Ren, but the Imperial Household Agency and the Imperial Family seized a wonderful opportunity.

Because of Lee Sung-ha's outstanding performance on the Tokyo Tanker Road, which nearly caused a coup in two days, disrupting the largest faction within the Liberal Democratic Party, some people are already secretly investigating Lee Sung-ha, trying to find the conflict between his not graduating from university and his status as a prosecutor.

This information wasn't entirely kept secret; in fact, it was an open conspiracy. The Imperial Household Agency and the Imperial Family had been working to get their mentally challenged son into the University of Tokyo, so upon learning of the news, they tried to use this route to get Hisahito into the East Asian Exchange Institute.

If Li Xinghe wants to get his graduation certificate from the school ahead of schedule, then he needs to do it through internal channels. In that case, it wouldn't be unreasonable to include Youren in as well, right?

This reflection shows that Princess Kako's decision to sneak in was entirely at her father's behest.

"You want to make me go through two troubles instead of being a single-minded person, right?"

Li Xinghe was speechless and wanted to take out his pistol to teach Princess Jiazi a lesson, but Ms. Katayama Mizuo was stunned and hurriedly pulled Li Xinghe's waistband: "Don't take it out here."

Princess Kako was unaware that her clever scheme, her feigned cuteness and obedience, was completely ineffective in front of Li Xinghe. She assumed Li Xinghe and Katayama Mizuo were in a relationship and were using deliberate intimacy to drive her away, so she remained firmly seated in her chair, saying:

"How about... I excuse myself?"

"No need, please stay."

As Li Xinghe spoke, he picked Jiazi up in his arms, pressed her down onto the desk, pinned her hands down, and then patted her bottom, indicating:

"Did you know that I'm actually a supporter of the female emperor system? Why don't you consider taking power yourself?"

The teacher, Mizuhiro Katayama, standing next to him was completely stunned.

The aloof, bespectacled female teacher, watching Li Xinghe defile the royal princess, completely lost her ability to think.

Li Xinghe didn't care what the Imperial Family thought. Their family was just a bunch of mascots and idiots; they should have had their genetic material changed long ago.

Anyway, the Imperial Household Agency and the Imperial Family shouldn't try to gain any advantage by clinging to Li Xinghe. We absolutely can't let that silly boy lower everyone's average IQ.

The author says:

Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 3800 words. It's time for the Imperial Family to get a change. How stupid, they need to switch to our genes (Li Yunlong face).

Chapter 483: My House of Commons Defeats the House of Lords (5200 words)

"You...you...let me go!"

Princess Jiazi was pinned to the table by Li Xinghe, and she no longer knew how to struggle. She could only weakly beg for mercy.

To be honest, for someone like Li Xinghe, this level of begging for mercy is almost the same as flirting.

"This is...this is the Emperor of Collision...I'm sorry, but please put me down."

How dare you criticize Li Xinghe for offending the royal family?

Well, I'm sorry, but all Li Xinghe needs to do is appear in the newspapers and complain about how abusive the royal family is, and that will be enough to give them a hard time. It's not impossible for him to force Princess Kako, who was allegedly molested, to apologize.

Seeing Li Xinghe manipulating Jiazi with ease, the university teacher, Katayama Mizuo, with her graceful figure like a willow branch and her elegant demeanor enhanced by her long hair and glasses, helplessly nudged him:

"Let her go."

Li Xinghe let go without hesitation.

Ultimately, the Japanese imperial family has long since become nothing more than powerless mascots.

For the Japanese, the Emperor is an abstract figure. While they might speak of him with a degree of politeness, they show no restraint when it comes to publicly criticizing him and his family in the newspapers, calling them parasites. The left wing, in particular, feels no qualms about insulting the Emperor and his family daily in the newspapers, and the world seems to agree with this.

The Imperial Household Agency, which is supposed to be the steward of the Imperial Family, is now acting like a tyrant, constantly harassing the family. They have to share the profits from any building they construct for the Imperial Family, and they manage the family's wealth. Every word and action of the Imperial Family members is strictly controlled, like prisoners.

The Imperial Household Agency's most infamous blunder is its bafflingly stupid camerawork, which makes the Imperial Family look like they have mental disabilities. The scenes, where the family appears to be complete strangers, would have driven most people crazy, but...

The Imperial Household Agency, however, has been tirelessly producing a vast amount of incredibly idiotic and bizarre depictions of the Imperial Family for decades, calling it 'Royal Etiquette'. It's probably only Japan that's so peculiar in the world to have its own institution of service to the Imperial Family so consistently humiliate its own imperial family.

Just like Princess Kako, who was pinned to the table by Li Xinghe, she was a normal female college student in her early years, but was later trained by the Imperial Household Agency to become a tool and a puppet. She only escaped and lived alone after graduating as an adult.

Looking at the time, Li Xinghe pulled Princess Jiazi up:

"Let's go to a bar to talk."

"what?"

Due to the strong control of the Imperial Household Agency, she is not even allowed to go to a convenience store alone, as she would be criticized for "violating royal etiquette".

bar?

If the Imperial Household Agency found out even a little, she would be overwhelmed by a deluge of criticism. She would be besieged and vilified by the media, and subjected to a 360-degree verbal abuse by the Imperial Household Agency.

But Li Xinghe didn't care at all and dragged the person towards the parking lot.

Katayama Mizuo was truly helpless and could only follow behind to prevent anyone from dying, or to prevent someone from dying.

Li Xinghe drove all the way to the bar in Southern California and calmly asked the two of them to get out of the car:

"Don't worry, this is a bar exclusively for women. No one will betray you to the Imperial Household Agency, and everyone here is a supporter of the Empress."

Katayama Mizuo and Princess Kako, one a sweet and heartwarming princess with a sweet smile, the other a perpetually anxious and aloof university professor, were stunned when they entered the bar. The place was filled with women, some even openly embracing each other—a definite underground women's bar.

In the corner, Kasukabe Tamako, unusually dressed in a sexy short skirt, showed off her healthy and beautiful legs. The ever-changing Tamako was wearing heavy makeup today, making her radiant. Tatsumi Haruka, on the other hand, had a completely different, subtly seductive, and aloof style. She wore a white off-the-shoulder dress, and with just a twist of her slender waist, she attracted frequent glances from the women in the bar.

With two beautiful policewomen from the Gold Division here, it's hard not to have some fantasies.

Seeing that Li Xinghe had brought two more people, Yu Zi and Chen Miyao were both a little surprised.

Li Xinghe led the two to sit down and briefly explained the situation.

Master Yuko complained about this:

“Just give him a mental evaluation, say he’s mentally challenged, kick him out, and then appoint a princess to succeed him.”

Jia Zi looked stunned.

Li Xinghe casually said:

"Even if the Empress has a child, what can the media say? They can just say that inbreeding has been restarted in other branches of the Imperial Family that have been democratized. In reality, they don't even know whose genes the child has."

After the war, Japan stripped a large number of close relatives of the imperial family of their titles. They could just pick any unfortunate branch of the family and claim it as their child. How could the other party possibly refuse?

Li Xinghe could even go back and change his family tree, saying that his family was also a branch, and so on.

At that moment, Southern California Domi gracefully arrived with the menu.

Li Xinghe's gaze lingered on Nan Jiaduomei, who clearly understood his meaning. However, instead of making a move herself, she chatted privately with several regular customers, enticing Jiazi to come here often for secret relaxation.

Princess Jiazi never expected that Li Xinghe would take her to a bar frequented by women with communist beliefs, and in this nightclub-like environment, conduct a spiritual hunt against Jiazi, targeting her as a left-wing lesbian.

During a break in the drinking session, Li Xinghe went to the restroom and secretly discussed something with Nan Jiaduomei:

Should we teach her about Marx?

Li Xinghe shook his head in denial:

“We don’t need her to study Marxism, we just need her to listen to us. Besides, once you show your Communist leanings, she’ll run away. Maintain this relationship, let her become deeply immersed in it, and when the current old man dies, send the foolish father and son who succeed him to heaven, and then support a puppet from among the female heirs. That way, we can legitimately dismantle the Japanese Diet and drive the members home.”

As a Japanese, Minami was amazed by Lee Sung-ha's boundless imagination; he seemed to have no fear whatsoever.

"Is this your plan to possess the Red Empress?"

"Not entirely. If the expectation is reasonable, then it's time for you to step in, dissolve the Diet in the name of the Emperor, eliminate the Emperor in the name of the people, and burn the entire political structure to ashes."

If Li Xinghe had said these things to the Japanese Communist Party, they would probably have immediately reported him as an extremist. Fortunately, those present are all veteran Communists who support the armed struggle line.

Back in the room, alcohol took effect, and Katayama Mizuo, overcome with emotion, covered her face and began to cry: "A university lecturer only earns a little over 300,000 yen a month, and my parents want me to spend 200,000 yen of it to support their entertainment, while they use their own money to buy retirement funds and laze around with my money. They're such irresponsible old people, why... I need to live too, it's so unfair, waaaaah..."

Several women were chattering on and on about the difficulties of life.

After the drinking party ended, a slightly drunk Princess Kako asked:

"Then how should I reply to Prince Akishino?"

Under the influence of alcohol, Yoshiko stopped calling him "Dad" and seemed to have a real unfamiliarity with Akishino Fumihito.

Li Xinghe added her as a friend and sent her a message:

“It’s very simple. Tell him that I said cats have their ways and mice have their ways. It’s hard work for us ministers to go to the University of Tokyo to govern the country; but there’s no need for the ruler to suffer at the University of Tokyo. Go talk to the University of Tsukuba, and I can provide a sponsorship fee.”

Sponsorship fee...

Akishino Fumihito must be overjoyed. Moreover, Li Xinghe's words contained a veiled implication that...

The recognition of Hisahito's preference for the mentally challenged succession, along with the sponsorship fee, was very important to the family.

Here's a little-known fact: while Japanese people constantly criticize the Imperial Family for wasting tax money, families like Prince Akishino's actually quite strapped for cash to maintain a respectable lifestyle. The public criticizes the Akishino family for spending 30 billion yen on their villa renovation, but the majority of that money was pocketed by bureaucrats within the Imperial Household Agency. Of the Imperial Household's annual budget of 120 billion yen, 90% goes to the Imperial Household Agency. Therefore, in a sense, the Japanese Imperial Family is more like pets in a pet store, responsible for earning money for a long line of relatives and cronies within the Imperial Household Agency.

Compared to this impoverished royal family, the Thai and British royal families are incredibly wealthy and powerful. However, this is precisely the price they pay for surviving the punishments following World War II.

In Li Xinghe's opinion, the punishment was too lenient. MacArthur should have just shot them all down earlier.

So this was not a sponsorship fee, but clearly money to buy lives after the revolution.

……

The five people, all slightly drunk, staggered out of the bar and hailed a ride-hailing car.

Li Xinghe first saw Princess Kako off, subtly planting the key to subverting Japanese politics, and then took everyone away by taxi.

In the car, Katayama Mizuo, slightly drunk, asked Li Xinghe:

"And what about me, teacher?"

“Tell the president of the University of Tokyo that I have the right to divide the land in the port special district. I can lend him a piece of land for free, and he can build a University of Tokyo affiliated middle school or primary school there, or an independent campus of the University of Tokyo. I welcome him to do so.”

The University of Tokyo rarely changes in response to external pressure.

But that doesn't mean they won't change; it just means they haven't been under enough pressure yet.

In Japan, the Emperor can be insulted at will; it's perfectly acceptable to hurl profanities in newspapers and the news. Prince Akishino's family pleaded and begged with everyone they knew to get Hisahito, who has intellectual disabilities, into attending school, hoping the University of Tokyo would give him special consideration, but the university refused.

Because the royal family no longer cares.

However, one should not arbitrarily criticize the US military in the news, nor should one show hostility towards the US military in news reports.

The Emperor is just a Chihuahua, while the US military can come and kill people at any time in dump trucks.

Now Li Xinghe is a powerful figure representing the US military, driving a dump truck and asking the leaders of Dongda University: "I'm giving you face, will you give me face?"

Perhaps he was so engrossed in talking about this that Katayama Mizuhiro forgot to go home.

Li Xinghe also forgot that Katayama Mizuo couldn't stay here, and Kasukabe Tamako and Tatsumi Haruka didn't pay attention either, as they were more focused on discussing how to play next.

So the four of them, half-drunk and half-sober, climbed upstairs.

The newly purchased room is very small, only 33 square meters. The layout of the house is a typical Japanese studio apartment, with a small kitchen with an induction cooker, refrigerator and dining table tucked into one corner, and the toilet and bathtub right next to each other. In the narrow bedroom, two Japanese alcoves were specially made to enshrine the two unfortunate men who had passed away.

Upon arriving at the room, Katayama Mizuo was thrown into a corner.

Li Xinghe was pinned to the bed, watching the two policewomen perform.

Kasukabe Tamako took out silver stockings from her pocket and slowly put them on her fleshy thighs. Then she let her long hair down, put on a policewoman top to cover her body, and then took off her sexy short skirt.

A beautiful policewoman, exuding both charm and sensuality, suddenly appeared before them.

The ever-changing Master Yuzi only needed a few moves to make Li Xinghe's mouth go dry.

Tatsumi Haruka, who wasn't very talkative, was easily transformed by Tamako. She slipped pure white stockings onto Haruka's slender legs; white stockings require exceptionally tall legs to flatter, and Haruka's delicate figure was a perfect match. Not only that, she slowly removed Haruka's pencil skirt, revealing a white lace lingerie set underneath, which Haruka had already been wearing when she left the house.

Master Yu Zi put on a great performance, and seeing Li Xinghe staring blankly, she bit him:

"Give me some response."

Li Xinghe sincerely unbuttoned his pants: